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"S. C.--1. The brussels-sprouts will do no harm to the apple
trees."--_Morning Post._
All very well, but we know what these Belgians are. As likely as not
they have been plotting for years with the French beans to spring upon
their inoffensive neighbours.
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[Illustration: IN THE SEARCHLIGHT.
_Mabel_ (_with a brother in the Anti-aircraft Corps_). "MOTHER, THEY
THINK SHE'S A ZEPPELIN."]
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