OLONZO WARD.

Afore I comments this letter from the late rebil capitol I

desire to cimply say that I hav seen a low and skurrilus noat

in the paper from a certin purson who singes hisself Olonzo

Ward, & sez he is my berruther. I did ONCE hav a berruther of

that name, but I do not recugnize him now. To me he is wuss

than ded! I took him from collige sum 16 years ago and gave

him a good situation as the Bearded Woman in my Show. How did

he repay me for this kindness? He basely undertook (one day

while in a Backynalian mood on rum & right in sight of the

aujience in the tent) to stand upon his hed, whareby he

betray'd his sex on account of his boots & his Beard fallin'

off his face, thus rooinin' my prospecks in that town, &

likewise incurrin' the seris displeasure of the Press, which

sed boldly I was triflin with the feelin's of a intelligent

public. I know no such man as Olonzo Ward. I do not even

wish his name breathed in my presents. I do not recognize

him. I perfectly disgust him.

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