PEG MORRISON smote the rough brown backs of his horses with a practised
slap of the lines.
“Y’ remind me o’ the sect in gen’ral,” he observed, in a loud, critical
voice, as the off member of the team backed and fidgeted uneasily.
“When y’ want a female, woman er hoss, to go, thet’s th’ pertickler
time they elect t’ stan’ still, an’ when y’ want ’em to stan ’still——
Whoa, thar; can’t ye?”
Mr. Morrison paused to wipe the moisture from his brow with an ancient
handkerchief of red and white, while he gazed lovingly at the wide
expanse of glistening brown earth which had been deeply ploughed, and
more or less levelled into smoothness under the action of the harrow
which the horses were dragging.
“Planted t’ onions,” he went on, still addressing his observations to
the horses, whose heads drooped sleepily toward the fresh-smelling
ground, “this ’ere ten acres ’ll net, anyway you figger it, four
hunderd an’ fifty dollars t’ the acre; an’ that’ll total—l’me see,
somethin’ like——”
Mr. Morrison’s gaze being wholly introspective at this stage of the
mental problem under consideration, he failed to notice the man who
came swinging along the road at a smart rate of speed. At sight of the
old man leaning meditatively against the fence, a spent dandelion stalk
in his mouth, the pedestrian halted.
“Why, hello, Peg!” he called out in a clear and somewhat authoritative
voice.
The stranger wore a rough suit of weather-stained tweeds; and his felt
hat, set at a becoming angle on his curly head, shaded a face bronzed
by sun and wind almost to the color of the full brown beard curling
away from his red mouth with a careless boldness repeated in the
humorous blue eyes which roved over the shabby old figure by the fence.
He laughed outright at the puzzled look in Morrison’s face.
Then he folded his arms on top of the fence.
“Well, how goes it, old man?” he inquired. “Same lazy old horses—eh?
Same job, same season of the year, same old clothes, I should say—even
to the red and white bandanna. Makes me feel as if I’d been dreaming.
Maybe I have; who knows?”
“Who be ye?” demanded Peg. “Seems ’s ’o I’d seen ye somewhars; but I
can’t think whar.”
“Don’t be hasty, my friend,” advised the other, pulling his hat over
his laughing eyes. “You’ve forgotten me, and so, apparently, has
everyone else. I saw Al Hewett at the station and he told me Miss
Preston was unmarried and still at home, and that old Don Preston had
gone to his reward a couple of years ago.”
“I c’n see you used t’ live ’round here,” hazarded Peg, shaking his
head, “but I can’t seem t’ rec’lect who ye be; ’nless—— If I didn’t
know he was dead I might think you was the young feller ’at used t’
teach school in th’ village. Whitcomb, his name was. But he’s been dead
a matter o’ three years.”
“That being the case,” said the stranger coolly, “perhaps you’ll
tell me about the auction up at the farm. I heard some women asking
questions about it at the station.”
“Auction?” repeated Peg. “The’ ain’t no auction at our place—not yet.
But you sure do remind me o’ that young school-teacher feller. He got
gold crazy, an’ went off——”
“Yes, I know; and got lost on a trail and froze to death,” interrupted
the stranger. “So I heard. Sad, wasn’t it? Did they find the body?”
“Not,” said Peg, his puzzled eyes still searching the stranger’s face,
“as I heerd tell of.”
“Then you think the coast is clear up at the farm? Is Barbara—Miss
Preston—at home?”
“Miss Barb’ry was to home when I come away at six-thirty this mornin’.
Say, are you——?”
“I’ll walk over and call on her,” interrupted the young man, with some
impatience. “Perhaps Barbara will remember an old friend. Her eyes used
to be bright enough.”
Peg unhitched the harrow with fine deliberation.
“Hold on a minute,” he requested, “an’ I’ll step ’long with ye. It’s
gittin’ ’long towards noon, anyhow.”
He was furtively studying the younger man’s face and figure, as he let
down the bars and drove his horses through.
“B’en doin’ any school-teachin’ sence ye left these parts?” he drawled,
as the two struck the road at a pace commensurate to the unhurried gait
of the old horses.
“No,” said the stranger. He plunged his hands deep in his pockets, the
merriment suddenly gone from his face and eyes.
“Ye look consid’ble older’n ye did,” observed Peg mildly, “an’ the
whiskers gives ye a diff’rent look; but come t’ take notice, most
anybody’d know ye, though ye must hev knocked ’round consid’able. Hev
any luck minin’?”
Whitcomb laughed, throwing back his head as if the question afforded
him a vast deal of amusement.
“Luck?” he echoed. “Certainly; a man’s bound to strike luck of one sort
or another.”
“That’s a fac’,” agreed Peg sententiously, “an’ you can’t most always
sometimes tell one sort f’om the other. What passes fer the worst sort
o’ luck ’ll frequent turn out to be fust-rate. I knew a man once——”
He stopped short, his jaw dropping at sight of the numerous vehicles
congregated near the house which they were approaching. “I swan!” he
ejaculated. “It sure does look like—— But Miss Barb’ry never said
nothin’ t’ me. She never tol’ me——”
“I’m going in,” said David Whitcomb, scowling.
Several women congregated near the door stared at him with a resentful
air as he made his way masterfully among them.
At one end of the long, low room, his back to the open windows, stood
Thomas Bellows, a small bare table in front of him, on which he rested
the flat of his outspread hands while haranguing the company ranged on
either side, the women for the most part comfortably seated, the men
standing in the rear, as if half ashamed to be present.
“Eight hunderd, do I hear?” inquired the auctioneer in a tone of
passionate protest, “it bein’ understood there’ll be a five years’
lease on the prop’ty in question? Ladies an’ gents, that ain’t right!
Eight hunderd ain’t a patch on what she’s worth. I’ve told you what
sort of goods you’re biddin’ on an’ you’ve had the opportunity to see
fer yourselves. Eight hunderd ten, do I hear? Who’ll make it a fifty?
Eight hunderd fifty; who’ll make it nine hunderd? Come! let me hear
some good lively biddin’ on the part of the lady in the green dress.
This lady is lookin’ fer an honest, permanent hired girl; she told me
so b’fore the biddin’ begun. She’s had a terrible time with hired help;
she’s paid ’em high wages, an’ they break her china dishes, steal her
clo’es, an——
“That’s right! eight hunderd sixty-five from the young man in the
comer. That gentleman knows what’s what; an’ he’s lookin’ fer an A
number one helper t’ take west t’ help his wife do the cookin’. W’y,
this is the opportunity of a lifetime, an’ if you let it pass—eight
hunderd seventy dollars I’m offered, who’ll make it nine hunderd? I’ll
tell ye, straight, ladies, this perfec’ly healthy, honest, willin’,
agreeable, faithful young woman ain’t goin’t’ be knocked down t’ any of
ye at nine hunderd dollars. Don’t think it fer a minute! She’s goin’ to
git her price, an’ I know what it is.”
“For God’s sake, what’s going on here?” asked Whitcomb of a man in a
fashionable light suit, with a diamond in his shirt-front. “What is the
man selling?”
By way of answer the man held up his two hands, the fingers
outstretched.
“There you are, ten hunderd dollars I’m offered; one thousand dollars!
Who’ll make it eleven? A thousand dollars may sound like a pretty good
sum t’ slap down all at once, ladies; but do a little figurin’, if
you please! You pay eighteen, twenty, twenty-five dollars a month for
a raw, untrained foreigner; can’t speak English, can’t cook, can’t
do nothin’, an’ once you get her trained off she goes’s lively’s a
flea. Five years of domestic peace in yer home! Five years of perfec’
happiness! Ain’t it worth more’n a measly thousand dollars? The
gentleman in the comer says it is; he bids ten hunderd fifty. Ten
hunderd fifty, ten hunderd sixty! Oh, come, let’s run ’er up faster! I
can’t stan’ here all day foolin’. The gentleman in the corner again.
Yes, sir, eleven hunderd! Who’ll make it twelve?”
“Stop long enough to tell me what you’re selling, man,” called the
latest comer, in a loud, clear voice. “I didn’t get here in time to
find out, and no one will tell me.”
A general murmur of protest arose all over the room. A tall woman, with
a high-peaked nose set midway in a large expanse of purplish-red face,
arose.
“I’m through!” she announced acidly. “Let me out of here.”
“No, you ain’t, ma’am. Kindly set down in that nice comf’table cheer
you’ve been occupyin’ fer about ten minutes longer. I’ll answer this
gentleman quick an’t’ the p’int an’ we’ll go on with the biddin’. I’m
auctionin’ off five years o’ faithful work an’ service; I’m auctionin’
peace an’ happiness in the home; I’m auctionin’ the educated brains an’
han’s an’ feet of the smartest young lady in this ’ere United States of
Ameriky! An’ that’s Miss Barbara Preston. Do you want to bid? Eleven
hunderd dollars I’m offered; who’ll make it twelve?”
“It’s an outrage on civilization!” cried the man who had interrupted.
“I protest against the sale!”
“Put him out! Put him out!” shouted a dozen voices.
In the midst of the tumult some one signalled twelve hundred, and
Thomas Bellows caught the figures. Pounding on the table with his
mallet, he commanded order.
“The sale will be continued, and I’m offered twelve hunderd dollars;
remember, gentlemen; remember, ladies, your bids will be cancelled
if you do not live up to your part of the previous agreement. Spot
cash before you leave the room, and a guarantee of honorable service
and kind treatment. Gentlemen! Ladies! Your attention, please!
Twelve hunderd dollars I’m offered! Twelve hunderd, going! Twelve
hunderd dollars! Twelve hunderd, fifty? Yes, sir! Twelve hunderd,
sixty! Thirteen hunderd dollars I’m bid by the gentleman by the door.
Come down front where we can all see you, sir. Thirteen hunderd,
going!—Fourteen hunderd! Now this is something like! Isn’t there any
lady present who’ll make it fifteen?”
The woman in the green dress rose in her place.
“This is preposterous!” she cried. “No servant is worth——”
“Be quiet, madam,” commanded the auctioneer. “I’m runnin’ this sale.
Fourteen hunderd dollars. Is there any lady or gent in the room who’ll
raise it? Fourteen hunderd fifty. Fifteen hunderd!”
“Sixteen hundred!”
The young man in the travel-stained tweeds shook his fist in the face
of the small, seedy man, who drawled out his bids in a hoarse, scarcely
audible voice.
“Sixteen hunderd I’m offered by the gentleman who has just arrived.
Sixteen hunderd, going!”
“Two thousand!” piped the little man in the creased checked suit.
“Twenty-one hundred!” shouted the latest comer, his eyes blazing.
“Twenty-three hundred!” said the engineer in a dogged monotone.
“Twenty-five hundred!” wheezed the man in checks, squinting through
his glasses at the paper on which he was setting down the bids with
painstaking neatness.
“Twenty-five hunderd dollars I’m offered!” shrilled the auctioneer. “Do
you raise it?” He turned to Whitcomb.
“Twenty-six hundred!” cried the engineer excitedly.
“Three thousand!” the hoarse voice of the shabby little stranger
interposed.
“Three thousand, one hundred!” snapped Whitcomb.
“Three thousand one hunderd! Who’ll make it four thousand?” The
old auctioneer’s voice trembled. He leaned far out over the table,
brandishing his mallet wildly.
The man in the checked suit nodded.
“Four thousand dollars I’m bid; who’ll raise it to five?”
The young fellow who had tacitly acknowledged himself to be David
Whitcomb groaned aloud.
“I can’t do it!” he said.
There was a general stir and turning of heads as Peg Morrison forced
his way through the excited crowd.
“Hold on thar!” he cried, in a loud, tremulous voice. “I’ve been up an’
got my money an’ counted it. I’ll bid on Miss Barb’ry myself. She ain’t
a-goin’ t’ leave this ’ere farm t’ go with nobody, ’f I c’n help it! I
bid fifty-eight dollars an’ sixty-five cents on Miss Barb’ry, an’ it’s
all I’ve got in the world!”
“Four thousand dollars I’m bid!” cried Mr. Bellows, his professional
tones easily dominating the babel of voices. “Four thousand dollars,
going! Four thousand dollars, going! Four thousand dollars, gone! And
sold to this ’ere gentleman. Your name, please!”
The small man, in the checked clothes, cleared his throat weakly and
blinked, as he strapped the leathern memorandum book.
“My name’s Smith,” he said, in an apologetic whisper.
“Well, Mr. Smith, you c’n settle right here and now, an’ I’ll give you
a signed receipt.”
“Hold on!” blustered Whitcomb, his face flushed to a wrathful crimson.
“Who is this fellow, and what does he mean to do with—Barbara?” The
last word was a groan of rage and disappointment.
“Excuse me, sir; I’ve got a bad cold an’ can’t talk. I’ll explain to
Mr. Bellows here in private. Yes, sir; I’ve got the money all right.”
The woman in the jetted turban and the tall lady in green advanced in
a determined way, backed up by three women of the village, burning
with neighborly zeal; the countenances of all five expressed blended
curiosity and disapproval. The small man in the checked suit endeavored
to shrink behind Mr. Bellows’ portly person, but the lady in the jetted
turban fixed him with her glittering eye.
“I command you to tell me at once why you bid four thousand dollars
for the services of the young person in the other room,” said this
person in a militant voice. “I suspect your motives, sir! I doubt
your respectability.” She turned to the other women. “Tell me,” she
demanded, “does this man look honest?”
Mr. Smith blinked weakly at his inquisitors.
“I’m all right, ma’am,” he said hoarsely, “an’ puffec’ly honest. An’ I
ain’t biddin’ for myself, but for another party.”
“Oh, indeed!” exclaimed the five women in unbelieving chorus. “Who is
your principal?” snapped the indignant lady in green. “Of course we
all know the girl can’t be worth eight hundred dollars a year, in any
respectable employment.”
The little man coughed apologetically.
“She’s wanted,” he said, “by a responsible party to look after a little
boy—a very nice, respectable little boy.”
“Is he a widower?” shrieked the ladies in unison.
“No, ma’am,” replied the little man, ducking his head fearfully and
edging away. “He ain’t old enough to be married yet.”
“Not old enough to be married? Oh! you mean the boy?”
“Come on, sir, an’ we’ll settle,” put in the auctioneer, taking Mr.
Smith by the arm, as if he feared he might be planning an escape.
But Mr. Smith appeared entirely ready, even anxious, to settle. In the
privacy of the kitchen he counted off from a sizable roll four thousand
dollars in bills of large denominations, repeating in a painstaking
manner what he had already told the women.
“Yes, sir; the young woman’s wanted to look after a child.”
“Whereabouts?” inquired the auctioneer.
“W’y, I don’t rightly know,” wheezed Mr. Smith. “M’ asthma’s terrible
bad this morning.”
“So I see! so I see,” observed Mr. Bellows, rubbing his chin dubiously.
“An’ you can’t tell me——”
“The young woman is to stay right here till she’s called for,” repeated
the gentleman in checks. “No, sir; I couldn’t say when that ’ll be. She
must be ready to start most any day. But she’s to stay right here till
called for. You tell her. Yes, sir. I’ve got references. Everythin’
O.K. Tell her that, will you? An’, say, you’ll pass the money right
over to her, will you? To-day; yes.”
“Less fi’ per cent,” said Mr. Bellows unctuously. “Pretty good mornin’s
work,” he added, rubbing his hands. “I never thought o’ such a thing’s
runnin’ her up to such a figure. An’ you’d ’a’ bid more, I take it, if
you’d had to? As ’twas, you was kind of reckless towards the last.”
“Mebbe I did go a little higher’n I needed to,” acknowledged Mr. Smith
mildly. “But I thought I might as well.” He coughed and blinked weakly.
“It didn’t make no difference to me,” he said. “I wuz prepared to
secure the services of the young woman at any figure. Yes, sir.”