MISCELLANEOUS MATTERS, ENDING WITH A "SCRIMMAGE" UNDER WATER.

We are back again in Hong-Kong--in the pagoda--with our old friends

seated comfortably round their little table enjoying a good supper.

Pretty little Mrs Machowl has prepared it, and is now assisting at the

partaking of it. Young Master Teddy Machowl is similarly engaged on his

father's knee. The child has grown appallingly during its father's

absence! Ram-stam and Chok-foo are in waiting--gazing at each other

with the affection of Chinese lovers re-united.

"What a sight you are, Rooney!" said Mrs Machowl, pausing between bites

to look at her husband.

"Sure it's the same may be said of yoursilf, cushla!" replied Rooney,

stuffing his child's mouth with sweet potato.

"Yes, but it's what a _fright_ you are, I mane," said Mrs Machowl.

"An' it's what a purty cratur _you_ are that _I_ mane," replied Rooney,

repeating the dose to Teddy, who regarded his father with looks of deep

affection.

"Ah! Go 'long wid you. Sure it's your nose is spoilt entirely," said

Mrs Machowl.

"An' it's your own that is swaiter than iver, which more than makes up

the difference," retorted her lord.--"Howld it open as wide as ye can

this time, Ted, me boy; there, that's your sort--but don't choke, ye

spalpeen."

There seemed indeed some occasion for the latter admonition, for Teddy,

unused to such vigorous treatment, was beginning to look purple in the

face and apoplectic about the eyes. In short, there is every

probability that an attack of croup, or something dreadful, would have

ensued if the child's mother had not risen hastily and snatched it away

from the would-be infanticide.

"Now then, Ram-stam and Chok-foo," said Edgar Berrington, putting down

his spoon, "clear away the rat's-tail soup, and bring on the roast

puppy."

Grinning from ear to ear, and with almost closed eyes, the Chinese

servitors obeyed.

While they cleared the table and laid the second course, the

conversation became general. Previously it had been particular,

referring chiefly to the soup and the free circulation of the salt.

"So, then," observed Joe Baldwin, leaning back in his chair, "we must

make up our minds to be content with what we have got. Well, it an't so

bad after all! Let me see. How much did you say the total is, Mister

Eddy?"

"Close upon eight thousand five hundred pounds."

"A tidy little sum," observed Rooney, with an air of satisfaction.

"Eight thousand--eh?" repeated Joe; "hum, well, we'll cut off the five

hundred for expenses and passage home, and that leaves eight thousand

clear, which, according to agreement, gives each of us two thousand

pounds."

Maxwell, who still looked pale and thin from the effects of his late

accident, nodded his head slowly, and growled, "Two thousand--jus' so."

"An' that, Molly, my dear," said Rooney, "if properly invisted, gives

you an' me a clair income--only think, an _income_, Molly--of wan

hundred a year! It's true, cushla! That ye won't be able to rowl in

yer carridge an' walk in silks an' satins on that income, but it'll pay

the rint an' taxes, owld girl, an' help Teddy to a collidge eddication--

to say nothin' o' pipes an' baccy. Ochone!--if we'd only not lost the

first haul, we'd have bin millerinaires be this time. I wouldn't have

called the Quane me grandmother."

"Come, Rooney, be grateful for what you've got," said Edgar. "Enough is

as good as a feast."

"Ah! Sur, it'll be time to say that when we've finished the puppy,"

replied the Irishman, as Chok-foo placed on the board a savoury roast

which bore some resemblance to the animal named, though, having had its

head and legs amputated, there could be no absolute certainty on the

point. Whatever it was, the party attacked it with relish, and silence

reigned until it was finished, after which conversation flowed again--

somewhat languidly at first. When, however, pipes were got out by those

who smoked, and chairs were placed in the verandah, and no sound was

heard around save the yelling of Chinese children who were romping in

the Chinese kennel that skirted the pagoda, and the champing of the jaws

of Ram-stam and Chok-foo as they masticated inside--then came the feast

of reason, not to mention the flow of soul.

"I wonder what our friends at Whitstable will say to this ventur' of

ours," said Maxwell.

"Have you many friends there?" asked Edgar.

"Many?--of course I has. W'y, I suppose every English diver must have

friends there."

"Where is it?" asked Edgar.

"Why, sir, don't you know Whitstable?" exclaimed Joe Baldwin, in

surprise.

"You forget, Joe," replied Edgar, with a smile, "that although I have

learnt how to dive, and have read a good deal about the history of

diving, I am only an amateur after all, and cannot be supposed to know

everything connected with the profession. All I know about Whitstable

is that it is a port somewhere in the south of England."

"Right, sir," said Joe, "but it's more than that; it lies on the coast

of Kent, and is famous for its oyster-beds and its divers. How it came

to be a place of resort for divers _I_ don't know, but so it is, an' I

_have_ heard say it was divin' for oysters in days of old that gave the

natives a taste for the work. Anyhow, they've got the taste very

decided somehow, an' after every spell o' dirty weather they're sure to

have telegrams from all parts of the coast, and you'll see Lloyds'

agents huntin' up the divers in the public-houses an' packin' 'em off

wi' their gear right and left by rail to look after salvage.

"These men," continued Joe, "are most of 'em handicraftmen as well as

divers, because you know, sir, it would be of no use to send down a mere

labourer to repair the bottom of a ship, no matter how good he was at

divin'; so, you'll find among 'em masons, and shipbuilders, and

carpenters, and engineers--"

"Ah!" interrupted Edgar, "I was just wondering how they would manage if

it were found necessary to have the engines of a sunk steamer taken to

pieces and sent up."

"Well, sir," rejoined Joe, "they've got men there who can dive, and who

know as much about marine engines as you do yourself. And these men

make lots of tin, for a good diver can earn a pound a day, an' be kept

in pretty regular employment in deep water. In shallow water he can

earn from ten to fifteen shillings a day. Besides this, they make

special arrangements for runnin' extra risks. Then the savin' they

sometimes effect is amazin'. Why, sir, although you do know somethin'

of the advantages of diving, you can never know fully what good they do

in the world at large. Just take the case of the _Agamemnon_ at

Sebastopol--"

"Och!" interrupted Rooney, whose visage was perplexed by reason of his

pipe refusing to draw well, "wasn't (puff) that a good job intirely

(puff! There; you're all right at last!) He was a friend o' mine that

managed that job. Tarry, we called him--though that wasn't his right

name. This is how it was. The fleet was blazin' away at the

fortifications, an' of coorse the fortifications--out o' politeness if

nothin' else--was blazin' away at the fleet, and smoke was curlin' up

like a chimbley on fire, an' big balls was goin' about like pais in a

rattle, an' small shot like hail was blowin' horizontal, an' men was

bein' shot an' cut to pieces, an' them as warn't was cheerin' as if

there was any glory in wholesale murther--bah! I wouldn't give a day at

Donnybrook wid a shillelah for all the sieges of Sebastopool as ever I

heard tell of. Well, suddintly, bang goes a round shot slap through the

hull of the _Agamemnon_, below the water-line! Here was a pretty to do!

The ordinary coorse in this case would have bin to haul out of action,

go right away to Malta, an' have the ship docked and repaired there.

But what does they do? Why, they gets from under fire for a bit, and

sends down my friend Tarry to look at the hole. He goes down, looks at

it, then comes up an' looks at the Commodore,--bowld as brass.

"`I can repair it,' says Tarry.

"`Well, do,' says the Commodore.

"So down he goes an' does it, an' very soon after that the _Agamemnon_

went into action again, and blazed away at the walls o' the owld place

harder than ever."

"That _was_ a good case, an' a _true_ one," said Joe Baldwin, with an

approving nod.

"And these divers, Mr Edgar," continued Joe, "sometimes go on their own

hook, like we have done this time, with more or less luck. There was

one chum of mine who took it into his head to try his chances at the

wreck of the _Royal Charter_, long after all hope of further salvage had

been abandoned, and in a short time he managed to recover between three

and four hundred pounds sterling."

"An immense amount of money, they do say, was recovered from the _Royal

Charter_ by divers," observed Maxwell.

"That is true, and it happens," said Edgar, sadly, "that I know a few

interesting facts regarding that vessel. I know of some people whose

hearts were broken by the loss of relatives in that wreck. There were

many such--God comfort them! But that is not what I meant to speak of.

The facts I refer to are connected with the treasure lost in the vessel.

Just before leaving London I had occasion to call on the gentleman who

had the management of the recovered gold, and he told me several

interesting things. First of all, the whole of the gold that could be

identified was handed at once over to its owners; but this matter of

identification was not easy, for much of the gold was found quite loose

in the form of sovereigns and nuggets and dust. The dust was ordered to

be sent up with the `dirt' that surrounded it, and a process of

gold-washing was instituted, after the regular diggings fashion, with a

bowl and water. Tons of `dirt' were sent up and washed in this way, and

a large quantity of gold saved. The agent showed me the bowl that was

used on this occasion. He also showed me sovereigns that had been kept

as curious specimens. Some of them were partly destroyed, as if they

had been caught between iron-plates and cut in half; others were more or

less defaced and bent, and a few had been squeezed almost into an

unrecognisable shape. In one place, he told me, the divers saw a pile

of sovereigns through a rent in an iron-plate. The rent was too small

to admit a man's arm, and the plates could not be dislodged. The

divers, therefore, made a pair of iron tongs, with which they picked out

the sovereigns, and thus saved a large sum of money. One very curious

case of identification occurred. A bag of sovereigns was found with no

name on it. A claimant appeared, but he could tell of no mark to prove

that he was the rightful owner. Of course it could not be given up, and

it appeared as if the unfortunate man (who was indeed the owner) must

relinquish his claim, when in a happy moment his wife remembered that

she had put a brass `token' into the bag with the gold. The bag was

searched, the token was found, and the gold was immediately handed to

them."

"Molly, my dear," said Rooney Machowl at this point, "you make a note o'

that; an' if ever you have to do with bags o' goold, just putt a brass

token or two into 'em."

"Ah! Shut up, Rooney," said Mrs Machowl, in a voice so sweet that the

contrast between it and her language caused Edgar and Joe to laugh.

"Well, then," continued Edgar, "in many other curious ways gold was

identified and delivered to its owners: thus, in one case, an incomplete

seal, bearing part of the legs of a griffin, was found on a bag of two

thousand sovereigns, and the owner, showing the seal with which he had

stamped it, established his claim. Of course in all cases where bars of

gold were found with the owners' names stamped on them, the property was

at once handed over; but after all was done that could be done by means

of the most painstaking inquiry, an immense amount of gold necessarily

remained unclaimed."

"And I s'pose if it wasn't for us divers," said Maxwell, "the whole

consarn would have remained a dead loss to mankind."

"True for ye," responded Rooney; "it's not often ye come out wid such a

blaze of wisdom as that, David! It must be the puppy as has stirred ye

up, boy, or, mayhap, the baccy!"

"Take care _you_ don't stir me up, lad, else it may be worse for you,"

growled Maxwell.

"Och! I'm safe," returned the Irishman, carelessly; "I'd putt Molly

betwain us, an' sure ye'd have to come over her dead body before ye'd

git at me.--It wasn't you, was it, David," continued Rooney, with sudden

earnestness, "that got knocked over by a blast at the works in Ringwall

harbour two or three years ago?"

"No, it warn't me," responded Maxwell; "it was long Tom Skinclip. He

was too tall for a diver--he was. They say he stood six futt four in

his socks; moreover he was as thin as a shadow from a bad gas-lamp. He

was workin' one day down in the 'arbour, layin' stones at the

foundations of the noo breakwater, when they set off a blast about a

hundred yards off from where he was workin', an' so powerful was the

blast that it knocked him clean on his back. He got such a fright that

he signalled violently to haul up, an' they did haul 'im up, expectin'

to find one of his glasses broke, or his toobes bu'sted. There was

nothin' wotsomedever the matter with 'im, but he wouldn't go down again

that day. 'Owsever, he got over it, an' after that went down to work at

a wreck somewhere in the eastern seas--not far from Ceylon, I'm told.

When there 'e got another fright that well-nigh finished him, an' from

that day he gave up divin' an' tuck to gardening, for which he was much

better suited."

"What happened to him?" asked Edgar.

"I'm not rightly sure," answered Maxwell, refilling his pipe, "but I've

bin told he had to go down one day in shallow water among sea-weed. It

was a beautiful sort o' submarine garden, so to speak, an' long Tom

Skinclip was so fond o' flowers an' gardens nat'rally, that he forgot

hisself, an' went wanderin' about what he called the `submarine groves'

till they thought he must have gone mad. They could see him quite

plain, you see, from the boat, an' they watched him while he wandered

about. The sea-weed was up'ard of six feet high, tufted on the top with

a sort o' thing you might a'most fancy was flowers. The colours, too,

was bright. Among the branches o' this submarine forest, or grove,

small lobsters, an' shrimps, an' other sorts o' shell-fish, were doin'

dooty as birds--hoppin' from one branch to another, an' creepin' about

in all directions.

"After a time long Tom Skinclip he sat down on a rock an' wiped the

perspiration off his brow--at least he tried to do it, which set the men

in the boat all off in roars of laughter, for, d'ee see, Skinclip was an

absent sort of a feller, an' used to do strange things. No doubt when

he sat down on the rock he felt warm, an' bein' a narvish sort o' chap,

I make no question but he was a-sweatin' pretty hard, so, without

thinkin', he up with his arm, quite nat'ral like, an' drawed it across

where his brow would have bin if the helmet hadn't been on. It didn't

seem to strike him as absurd, however, for he putt both hands on 'is

knees, an' sat lookin' straight before 'im.

"He hadn't sat long in this way when they see'd a huge fish--about two

futt long--comin' slowly through the grove behind 'im. It was one o'

them creeters o' the deep as seems to have had its head born five or six

sizes too big for its tail--with eyes an' mouth to match. It had also

two great horns above its eyes, an' a cravat or frill o' bristles round

its neck. Its round eyes and half-open mouth gave it the appearance o'

bein' always more or less in a state of astonishment. P'r'aps it was--

at the fact of its havin' bin born at all! Anyhow, it swum'd slowly

along till it cotched sight o' Skinclip, when it went at him, an' looked

at the back of his helmet in great astonishment, an' appeared to smell

it, but evidently it could make nothin' of it. Then it looked all down

his back with an equal want of appreciation. Arter that it came round

to the front, and looked straight in at Skinclip's bull's-eye! They do

say it was a sight to see the start he gave!

"He jump up as smart a'most as if he'd bin in the open air, an' they

obsarved, when he turned round, that a huge lobster of some unbeknown

species was holdin' on to his trousers with all its claws like a limpet!

The fish--or ripslang, as one of the men called it, who said he knowed

it well--turned out to be a pugnaceous creetur, for no sooner did it see

Skinclip's great eyes lookin' at it in horror, than it set up its frill

of spikes, threw for'ard the long horns, an' went slap at the bull's-eye

fit to drive it in. Skinclip he putt down his head, an' the ripslang

made five or six charges at the helmet without much effect. Then it

changed its tactics, turned on its side, wriggled under the helmet, an'

looked in at Skinclip with one of its glarin' eyes close to the glass.

At the same time the lobster gave him a tree-mendious tug behind. This

was more than Skinclip could stand. They see'd him jump round, seize

the life-line, an' give it four deadly pulls, but his comrades paid no

attention to it. The lobster gave him another tug, an' the ripslang

prepared for another charge. It seemed to have got some extra spikes

set up in its wrath, for its whole body was bristlin' more or less by

this time.

"Again Skinclip tugged like a maniac at the line. The ripslang charged;

the lobster tugged; the poor feller stepped back hastily, got his heels

entangled in sea-weed, and went down head first into the grove!

"The men got alarmed by this time, so they pulled him up as fast as they

could, an' got him inboard in a few minutes; but they do say," added

Maxwell, with emphasis, "that that ripslang leaped right out o' the

water arter him, an' the lobster held on so that they had to chop its

claws off with a hatchet to make it let go. They supped off it the game

night, and long Tom Skinclip, who owned an over strong appetite, had a

bad fit of indisgestion in consikence."

Under the Waves: Diving in Deep Waters · 第 53 / 68 题