4.16. HURRAH FOR THE ROAD!

TIME, Wednesday afternoon, February 10. The Overland Stage, Mr.

William Glover on the box, stands before the veranda of the Salt

Lake House. The genial Nat Stein is arranging the waybill. Our

baggage (the Overland passenger is allowed twenty-five pounds) is

being put aboard, and we are shaking hands, at a rate altogether

furious, with Mormon and Gentile. Among the former are Brothers

Stenhouse, Caine, Clawson and Townsend; among the latter are Harry

Riccard, the big-hearted English mountaineer (though once he wore

white kids and swallow-tails in Regent Street, and in boyhood went

to school with Miss Edgeworth, the novelist), the daring explorer

Rood, from Wisconsin; th e Rev. James McCormick, missionary, who

distributes pasteboard tracts among the Bannock miners; and the

pleasing child of gore, Captain D. B. Stover, of the commissary

department.

We go away on wheels, but the deep snow compels us to substitute

runners twelve miles out.

There are four passengers of us. We pierce the Wahsatch mountains

by Parley's canyon.

A snowstorm overtakes us as the night thickens, and the wind

shrieks like a brigade of strong-lunged maniacs. Never mind. We

are well covered up- our cigars are good. I have on deerskin

pantaloons, a deerskin overcoat, a beaver cap and buffalo

overshoes; and so, as I tersely observed before, Never mind. Let

us laugh the winds to scorn, brave boys! But why is William

Glover, driver, lying flat on his back by the roadside; and why am

I turning a handspring in the road; and why are the horses tearing

wildly down the Wahsatch mountains? It is because William Glover

has been thrown from his seat, and the horses are running away. I

see him fall off and it occurs to me I had better get out. In

doing so, such is the velocity of the sleigh, I turn a handspring.

Far ahead I hear the runners clash with the rocks, and I see Dr.

Hingston's lantern (he always would have a lantern), bobbing about

like the binnacle light of an oyster sloop, very loose in a choppy

sea. Therefore I do not laugh the winds to scorn as much as I did,

brave boys.

William G. is not hurt, and together we trudge on after the

runaways in the hope of overtaking them, which we do some two miles

off. They are in a snowbank, and "nobody hurt".

We are soon on the road again, all serene; though I believe the

Doctor did observe that such a thing would not have occurred under

a monarchial form of government.

We reach Weber station, thirty miles from Salt Lake City and wildly

situated at the foot of the grand Echo Canyon, at 3 o'clock the

following morning. We remain over a day here with James Bromley,

agent of the Overland Stage line, and who is better known on the

plains than Shakspeare is; although Shakspeare has done a good deal

for the stage. James Bromley has seen the Overland line grow up

from its ponyicy; and as Fitz-Green Halleck happily observes, none

know him BUT TO LIKE HIS STYLE. He was intended for an agent. In

his infancy he used to lisp the refrain,

"I want to be an agent,

And with the agents stand."

I part with this kind-hearted gentleman, to whose industry and

ability the Overland line owes much of its success, with sincere

regret; and I hope he will soon get rich enough to transplant his

charming wife from the desert to the "White settlements".

Forward to Fort Bridger, in an open sleigh. Night clear, cold, and

moonlit. Driver Mr. Samuel Smart. Through Echo Canyon to Hanging

Rock Station. The snow is very deep, there is no path, and we

literally shovel our way to Robert Pollock's station, which we

achieve in the Course of Time. Mr. P. gets up and kindles a fire,

and a snowy nightcap and a pair of very bright black eyes beam upon

us from the bed. That is Mrs. Robert Pollock. The log cabin is a

comfortable one. I make coffee in my French coffee-pot, and let

loose some of the roast chickens in my basket. (Tired of fried

bacon saleratus bread--the principle bill of fare at the stations

--we had supplied ourselves with chicken, boiled ham, onions,

sausages, sea bread, canned butter, cheese, honey, &c. &c., an

example all Overland traders would do well to follow.) Mrs.

Pollock tells me where I can find cream for the coffee, and cups

and saucers for the same, and appears so kind, that I regret our

stay is so limited that we can't see more of her.

On to Yellow Creek Station. Then Needle Rock--a desolate hut on

the Desert, house and barn in one building. The station-keeper is

a miserable, toothless wretch, with shaggy yellow hair, but says

he's going to get married. I think I see him.

To Bear River. A pleasant Mormon named Myers this station, and he

gives us a first-rate breakfast, Robert Curtis takes the reins from

Mr. Smart here, and we get on to wheels again. Begin to see groups

of trees- a new sight to us.

Pass Quaking Asp Springs and Muddy to Fort Bridger. Here are a

group of white buildings, built round a plaza, across the middle of

which runs a creek. There are a few hundred troops here under the

command of Major Gallergher, a gallant officer and a gentleman,

well worth knowing. We stay here two days.

We are on the road again, Sunday the 14th, with a driver of the

highly floral name of Primrose. At 7 the next morning we reach

Green River Station, and enter Idaho Territory. This is the Bitter

Creek division of the Overland route, of which we had heard so many

unfavorable stories. The division is really well managed by Mr.

Stewart, though the country through which it stretches is the most

wretched I ever saw. The water is liquid alkali, and the roads are

soft sand. The snow is gone now, and the dust is thick and

blinding. So drearily, wearily we drag onward.

We reach the summit of the Rocky Mountains at midnight on the 17th.

The climate changes suddenly, and the cold is intense. We resume

runners, have a breakdown, and are forced to walk four miles.

I remember that one of the numerous reasons urged in favor of

General Fremont's election to the Presidency in 1856 was his

finding the path across the Rocky Mountains. I wrung my

frostbitten hands on that dreadful night, and declared that for me

to deliberately go over that path in mid-winter was a sufficient

reason for my election to any lunatic asylum, by an overwhelming

vote. Dr. Hingston made a similar remark, and wondered if he

should ever clink glasses with his friend Lord Palmerston again.

Another sensation. Not comic this time. One of our passengers, a

fair-haired German boy, whose sweet ways had quite won us all, sank

on the snow, and said--Let me sleep. We knew only too well what

that meant, and tried hard to rouse him. It was in vain. Let me

sleep, he said. And so in the cold starlight he died. We took him

up tenderly from the snow, and bore him to the sleigh that awaited

us by the roadside, some two miles away. The new moon was shining

now, and the smile on the sweet white face told how painlessly the

poor boy had died. No one knew him. He was from the Bannock

mines, was ill-clad, had no baggage or money, and his fare was paid

to Denver. He had said that he was going back to Germany. That

was all we knew. So at sunrise the next morning we buried him at

the foot of the grand mountains that are snow-covered and icy all

the year round, far away from the Faderland, where it may be, some

poor mother is crying for her darling who will not come.

. . . .

We strike the North Platte on the 18th. The fare at the stations is

daily improving, and we often have antelope steaks now. They tell

us of eggs not far off, and we encourage (by a process not wholly

unconnected with bottles) the drivers to keep their mules in

motion.

Antelopes by the thousand can be seen racing the plains from the

coach windows.

At Elk Mountain we encounter a religious driver named Edward

Whitney, who never swears at the mules. This has made him

distinguished all over the plains. This pious driver tried to

convert the Doctor, but I am mortified to say that his efforts were

not crowned with success, Fort Halleck is a mile from Elk, and

here are some troops of the Ohio 11th regiment, under the command

of Major Thomas L. Mackey.

On the 20th we reach Rocky Thomas's justly celebrated station at 5

in the morning, and have a breakfast of hashed black-tailed deer,

antelope steaks, ham, boiled bear, honey, eggs, coffee, tea, and

cream. That was the squarest meal on the road except at Weber.

Mr. Thomas is a Baltimore "slosher," he informed me. I don't know

what that is, but he is a good fellow, and gave us a breakfast fir

for a lord, emperor, czar, count, &c. A better couldn't be found

at Delmonicp's or Parker's. He pressed me to linger with him for a

few days and shoot bears. It was with several pangs that I

declined the generous Baltimorean's invitation.

To Virginia Dale. Weather clear and bright. Virginia Dale is a

pretty spot, as it ought to be with such a pretty name; but I

treated with no little scorn the advice of a hunter I met there,

who told me to give up "literatoor," form a matrimonial alliance

with some squaws, and "settle down thar."

Bannock on the brain! That is what is the matter now. Wagon-load

after wagon-load of emigrants, bound to the new Idaho gold regions,

meet us every hour. Canvas-covered and drawn for the most part by

fine large mules, they make a pleasant panorama, as they stretch

slowly over the plains and uplands. We strike the South Platte

Sunday, 21st, and breakfast at Latham, a station of one-horse

proportions. We are now in Colorado ("Pike's Peak"), and we

diverge from the main route here and visit the flourishing and

beautiful city of Denver. Messrs, Langrish & Dougherty, who have

so long and so admirably catered to the amusement lovers of the Far

West, kindly withdrew their dramatic corps for a night, and allow

me to use their pretty little theatre.

We go to the mountains from Denver, visiting the celebrated

gold-mining towns of Black Hawk and Central City. I leave this

queen of all the territories, quite firmly believing that its

future is to be no less brilliant than its past has been.

I had almost forgotten to mention that on the way from Latham to

Denver Dr. Hingston and Dr. Seaton (late a highly admired physician

and surgeon in Kentucky, and now a prosperous gold miner) had a

learned discussion as to the formation of the membranes of the

human stomach, in which they used words that were over a foot long

by actual measurement. I have never heard such splendid words in

my life; but such were their grandiloquent profundity, and their

far-reaching lucidity, that I understood rather less about it when

they had finished than I did when they commenced.

. . . .

Back to Latham again over a marshy road, and on to Nebraska by the

main stage-line.

I meet Col. Chivington, commander of the district of Colorado, at

Latham.

Col. Chivington is a Methodist clergyman, and was once a presiding

elder. A thoughtful, earnest man, an eloquent preacher, a sincere

believer in the war, he, of course brings to his new position a

great deal of enthusiasm. This, with his natural military tact,

makes him an officer of rare ability; and on more occasions than

one he has led his troops against the enemy with resistless skill

and gallantry. I take the liberty of calling the President's

attention to the fact that this brave man ought to have long ago

been a brigadier-general.

Col. Chivington vanquished the rebels with his brave Colorado

troops, in New Mexico last year, as most people know. At the

commencement of the action, which was hotly contested, a shell from

the enemy exploded near him, tearing up the ground, and causing

Captain Rogers to swear in an awful manner.

"Captain Rogers," said the Colonel, " gentlemen do not swear on a

solemn occasion like this. We may fall, but falling in a glorious

cause, let us die as Christians, not as rowdies, with oaths upon

our lips. Captain Rogers, let us -"

Another shell, a sprightlier one than its predecessor, tears the

earth fearfully in the immediate vicinity of Col. Chivington,

filling his eyes with dirt and knocking off his hat.

"Why, G- d- Their souls to h- ," he roared, "they've put

my eyes out- AS CAPTAIN ROGERS WOULD SAY!"

But the Colonel's eyes were not seriously damaged, and he went in.

Went in, and came out victorious.

. . . .

We reach Julesberg, Colorado, the 1st of March. We are in the

country of the Sioux Indians now, and encounter them by the

hundred. A Chief offers to sell me his daughter (a fair young

Indian maiden) for six dollars and two quarts of whisky. I decline

to trade.

Meals which have hitherto been 1 dol. Are now 75 cents. Eggs

appear on the table occasionally, and we hear of chickens farther

on. Nine miles from here we enter Nebraska territory. Here is an

occasionally fenced farm, and the ranches have bar-rooms. Buffalo

skins and buffalo tongues are on sale at most of the stations. We

reach South Platte on the 2d, and Fort Kearney on the 3d. The 7th

Iowa Calvary are here, under the command of Captain Wood. At

Cottonwood, a days ride back, we had taken aboard Major O'Brien,

commanding the troops there, and a jovial warrior he is, too.

Meals are now down to 50 cents, and a good deal better than when

they were 1 dol.

KANSAS, 105 miles from Atchison. Atchison! No traveller by sea

ever longed to set his foot on shore as we longed to reach the end

of our dreary coach-ride over the wildest part of the whole

continent. How we talked Atchison, and dreamed Atchison, for the

next fifty hours! Atchison, I shall always love you. You were

evidently mistaken, Atchison, when you told me that in case I

"lectured" there, immense crowds would throng to the hall; but you

are very dear to me. Let me kiss you for your maternal parent!

We are passing through the reservation of the Otoe Indians, who

long ago washed the war-paint from their faces, buried the

tomahawk, and settled down into quiet, prosperous farmers.

. . . .

We rattle leisurely into Atchison on a Sunday evening. Lights

gleam in the windows of milk-white churches, and they tell us, far

better than anything else could, that we are back to civilization

again.

An overland journey in winter is a better thing to have done than

to do. In the spring, however, when the grass is green on the

great prairies, I fancy one might make the journey a pleasant one,

with his own outfit and a few choice friends.

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