I lecture at Big Creek.

Big Creek is a straggling, wild, little village; and the house in

which I had the honor of speaking a piece had no other floor than

the bare earth. The roof was of sagebrush. At one end of the

building a huge wood fire blazed, which, with half-a-dozen

tallow-candles, afforded all the illumination desired. The

lecturer spoke from behind the drinking bar. Behind him long rows

of decanters glistened; above him hung pictures of race-horses and

prize-fighters; and beside him, in his shirt-sleeves and wearing

a cheerful smile, stood the bar-keeper. My speeches at the Bar

before this had been of an elegant character, perhaps, but quite

brief. They never extended beyond "I don't care if I do," "No

sugar in mine," And short gems of a like character.

I had a good audience at Big Creek, who seemed to be pleased, the

bar-keeper especially; for at the close of any "point" that I

sought to make he would deal the counter a vigorous blow with his

fist, and exclaim, "Good boy from the New England States! listen

to William W. Shakespeare!"

Back to Austin. We lose our way, and hitching our horses to a

tree, go in search of some human beings. The night is very dark.

We soon stumble upon a camp-fire, and an unpleasantly modulated

voice asks us to say our prayers, adding that we are on the point

of going to Glory with our boots on. I think perhaps there may be

some truth in this, as the mouth of a horse-pistol almost grazes my

forehead, while immediately behind the butt of that death-dealing

weapon I perceive a large man with black whiskers. Other large men

begin to assemble, also with horse-pistols. Dr. Hingston hastily

explains, while I go back to the carriage to say my prayers, where

there is more room. The men were miners on a prospecting tour, and

as we advanced upon them without sending them word they took us for

highway robbers.

I must not forget to say that my brave and kind-hearted friend

Ryder of the mail coach, who had so often alluded to "Ward" in our

ride from Virginia to Austin, was among my hearers at Big Creek.

He had discovered who I was, and informed me that he had debated

whether to wollop me or give me some rich silver claims.

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