4.6. MR. PEPPER.

My arrival at Virginia City was signalized by the following

incident:

I had no sooner achieved my room in the garret of the International

Hotel than I was called upon by an intoxicated man who said he was

an Editor. Knowing how rare it was for an Editor to be under the

blighting influence of either spiritous or malt liquors, I received

this statement doubtfully. But I said:

"What name?"

"Wait!" he said, and went out.

I heard him pacing unsteadily up and down the hall outside. In ten

minutes he returned, and said:

"Pepper!"

Pepper was indeed his name. He had been out to see if he could

remember it; and he was so flushed with his success that he

repeated it joyously several times, and then, with a short laugh he

went away.

I had often heard of a man being "so drunk that he didn't know what

town he lived in," but here was a man so hideously inebriated that

he didn't know what his name was.

I saw him no more, but I heard from him. For he published a notice

of my lecture, in which he said I had A DISSIPATED AIR!

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