THE STOVE

I

"They'll bring her," said Mrs. Trescott, dubiously. Her cousin, the

painter, the bewildered father of the angel child, had written to say

that if they were asked, he and his wife would come to the Trescotts

for the Christmas holidays. But he had not officially stated that the

angel child would form part of the expedition. "But of course they'll

bring her," said Mrs. Trescott to her husband.

The doctor assented. "Yes, they'll have to bring her. They wouldn't

dare leave New York at her mercy."

"Well," sighed Mrs. Trescott, after a pause, "the neighbors will be

pleased. When they see her they'll immediately lock up their children

for safety."

"Anyhow," said Trescott, "the devastation of the Margate twins was

complete. She can't do that particular thing again. I shall be

interested to note what form her energy will take this time."

"Oh yes! that's it!" cried the wife. "You'll be _interested_. You've

hit it exactly. You'll be interested to note what form her energy will

take this time. And then, when the real crisis comes, you'll put on

your hat and walk out of the house and leave _me_ to straighten things

out. This is not a scientific question; this is a practical matter."

"Well, as a practical man, I advocate chaining her out in the stable,"

answered the doctor.

When Jimmie Trescott was told that his old flame was again to appear,

he remained calm. In fact, time had so mended his youthful heart that

it was a regular apple of oblivion and peace. Her image in his thought

was as the track of a bird on deep snow--it was an impression, but it

did not concern the depths. However, he did what befitted his state.

He went out and bragged in the street: "My cousin is comin' next week

f'om New York." ..."My cousin is comin' to-morrow f'om New York."

"Girl or boy?" said the populace, bluntly; but, when enlightened, they

speedily cried, "Oh, we remember _her_!" They were charmed, for they

thought of her as an outlaw, and they surmised that she could lead

them into a very ecstasy of sin. They thought of her as a brave

bandit, because they had been whipped for various pranks into which

she had led them. When Jimmie made his declaration, they fell into a

state of pleased and shuddering expectancy.

Mrs. Trescott pronounced her point of view: "The child is a nice

child, if only Caroline had some sense. But she hasn't. And Willis is

like a wax figure. I don't see what can be done, unless--unless you

simply go to Willis and put the whole thing right at him." Then, for

purposes of indication, she improvised a speech: "Look here, Willis,

you've got a little daughter, haven't you? But, confound it, man, she

is not the only girl child ever brought into the sunlight. There are a

lot of children. Children are an ordinary phenomenon. In China they

drown girl babies. If you wish to submit to this frightful impostor

and tyrant, that is all very well, but why in the name of humanity do

you make us submit to it?"

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