THE CARRIAGE-LAMPS

It was the fault of a small nickel-plated revolver, a most incompetent

weapon, which, wherever one aimed, would fling the bullet as the devil

willed, and no man, when about to use it, could tell exactly what was

in store for the surrounding country. This treasure had been acquired

by Jimmie Trescott after arduous bargaining with another small boy.

Jimmie wended homeward, patting his hip pocket at every three paces.

Peter Washington, working in the carriage-house, looked out upon him

with a shrewd eye. "Oh, Jim," he called, "wut you got in yer hind

pocket?"

"Nothin'," said Jimmie, feeling carefully under his jacket to make

sure that the revolver wouldn't fall out.

Peter chuckled. "S'more foolishness, I raikon. You gwine be hung one

day, Jim, you keep up all dish yer nonsense."

Jimmie made no reply, but went into the back garden, where he hid the

revolver in a box under a lilac-bush. Then he returned to the vicinity

of Peter, and began to cruise to and fro in the offing, showing all

the signals of one wishing to open treaty. "Pete," he said, "how much

does a box of cartridges cost?"

Peter raised himself violently, holding in one hand a piece of

harness, and in the other an old rag. "Ca'tridgers! _Ca'tridgers!_

Lan'sake! wut the kid want with ca'tridgers? Knew it! Knew it! Come

home er-holdin' on to his hind pocket like he got money in it. An' now

he want ca'tridgers."

Jimmie, after viewing with dismay the excitement caused by his

question, began to move warily out of the reach of a possible hostile

movement.

"Ca'tridgers!" continued Peter, in scorn and horror. "Kid like you! No

bigger'n er minute! Look yah, Jim, you done been swappin' round, an'

you done got hol' of er pistol!" The charge was dramatic.

The wind was almost knocked out of Jimmie by this display of Peter's

terrible miraculous power, and as he backed away his feeble denials

were more convincing than a confession.

"I'll tell yer pop!" cried Peter, in virtuous grandeur. "I'll tell yer

pop!"

In the distance Jimmie stood appalled. He knew not what to do. The

dread adult wisdom of Peter Washington had laid bare the sin, and

disgrace stared at Jimmie.

There was a whirl of wheels, and a high, lean trotting-mare spun

Doctor Trescott's buggy towards Peter, who ran forward busily. As the

doctor climbed out, Peter, holding the mare's head, began his

denunciation:

"Docteh, I gwine tell on Jim. He come home er-holdin' on to his hind

pocket, an' proud like he won a tuhkey-raffle, an' I sure know what he

been up to, an' I done challenge him, an' he nev' say he didn't."

"Why, what do you mean?" said the doctor. "What's this, Jimmie?"

The boy came forward, glaring wrathfully at Peter. In fact, he

suddenly was so filled with rage at Peter that he forgot all

precautions. "It's about a pistol," he said, bluntly. "I've got a

pistol. I swapped for it."

"I done tol' 'im his pop wouldn' stand no fiah-awms, an' him a kid

like he is. I done tol' 'im. Lan' sake! he strut like he was a

soldier! Come in yere proud, an' er-holdin' on to his hind pocket. He

think he was Jesse James, I raikon. But I done tol' 'im his pop stan'

no sech foolishness. First thing--_blam_--he shoot his haid off. No,

seh, he too tinety t' come in yere er-struttin' like he jest bought

Main Street. I tol' 'im. I done tol' 'im--shawp. I don' wanter be

loafin' round dis yer stable if Jim he gwine go shootin' round an'

shootin' round--_blim--blam--blim--blam_! No, seh. I retiahs. I

retiahs. It's all right if er grown man got er gun, but ain't no kids

come foolishin' round _me_ with fiah-awms. No, seh. I retiahs."

"Oh, be quiet, Peter!" said the doctor. "Where is this thing, Jimmie?"

The boy went sulkily to the box under the lilac-bush and returned with

the revolver. "Here 'tis," he said, with a glare over his shoulder at

Peter. The doctor looked at the silly weapon in critical contempt.

"It's not much of a thing, Jimmie, but I don't think you are quite old

enough for it yet. I'll keep it for you in one of the drawers of my

desk."

Peter Washington burst out proudly: "I done tol' 'im th' docteh

wouldn' stan' no traffickin' round yere with fiah-awms. I done tol'

'im."

Jimmie and his father went together into the house, and as Peter

unharnessed the mare he continued his comments on the boy and the

revolver. He was not cast down by the absence of hearers. In fact, he

usually talked better when there was no one to listen save the horses.

But now his observations bore small resemblance to his earlier and

public statements. Admiration and the keen family pride of a Southern

negro who has been long in one place were now in his tone.

"That boy! He's er devil! When he get to be er man--wow! He'll jes

take an' make things whirl round yere. Raikon we'll all take er back

seat when he come erlong er-raisin' Cain."

He had unharnessed the mare, and with his back bent was pushing the

buggy into the carriage-house.

"Er pistol! An' him no bigger than er minute!"

A small stone whizzed past Peter's head and clattered on the stable.

He hastily dropped all occupation and struck a curious attitude. His

right knee was almost up to his chin, and his arms were wreathed

protectingly about his head. He had not looked in the direction from

which the stone had come, but he had begun immediately to yell:

[Illustration: "'YOU JIM! QUIT! QUIT, I TELL YER!'"]

"You Jim! Quit! Quit, I tell yer, Jim! Watch out! You gwine break

somethin', Jim!"

"Yah!" taunted the boy, as with the speed and ease of a

light-cavalryman he manoeuvred in the distance. "Yah! Told on me,

did you! Told on me, hey! There! How do you like that?" The missiles

resounded against the stable.

"Watch out, Jim! You gwine break something, Jim, I tell yer! Quit yer

foolishness, Jim! Ow! Watch out, boy! I--"

There was a crash. With diabolic ingenuity, one of Jimmie's pebbles

had entered the carriage-house and had landed among a row of

carriage-lamps on a shelf, creating havoc which was apparently beyond

all reason of physical law. It seemed to Jimmie that the racket of

falling glass could have been heard in an adjacent county.

Peter was a prophet who after persecution was suffered to recall

everything to the mind of the persecutor. "_There!_ Knew it! Knew it!

_Now_ I raikon you'll quit. Hi! jes look ut dese yer lamps! Fer lan'

sake! Oh, now yer pop jes break ev'ry bone in yer body!"

In the doorway of the kitchen the cook appeared with a startled face.

Jimmie's father and mother came suddenly out on the front veranda.

"What was that noise?" called the the doctor.

Peter went forward to explain. "Jim he was er-heavin' rocks at me,

docteh, an' erlong come one rock an' go _blam_ inter all th' lamps an'

jes skitter 'em t' bits. I declayah--"

Jimmie, half blinded with emotion, was nevertheless aware of a

lightning glance from his father, a glance which cowed and frightened

him to the ends of his toes. He heard the steady but deadly tones of

his father in a fury: "Go into the house and wait until I come."

Bowed in anguish, the boy moved across the lawn and up the steps. His

mother was standing on the veranda still gazing towards the stable. He

loitered in the faint hope that she might take some small pity on his

state. But she could have heeded him no less if he had been invisible.

He entered the house.

When the doctor returned from his investigation of the harm done by

Jimmie's hand, Mrs. Trescott looked at him anxiously, for she knew

that he was concealing some volcanic impulses. "Well?" she asked.

"It isn't the lamps," he said at first. He seated himself on the rail.

"I don't know what we are going to do with that boy. It isn't so much

the lamps as it is the other thing. He was throwing stones at Peter

because Peter told me about the revolver. What are we going to do with

him?"

"I'm sure I don't know," replied the mother. "We've tried almost

everything. Of course much of it is pure animal spirits. Jimmie is not

naturally vicious--"

"Oh, I know," interrupted the doctor, impatiently. "Do you suppose,

when the stones were singing about Peter's ears, he cared whether they

were flung by a boy who was naturally vicious or a boy who was not?

The question might interest him afterward, but at the time he was

mainly occupied in dodging these effects of pure animal spirits."

"Don't be too hard on the boy, Ned. There's lots of time yet. He's so

young yet, and--I believe he gets most of his naughtiness from that

wretched Dalzel boy. That Dalzel boy--well, he's simply awful!" Then,

with true motherly instinct to shift blame from her own boy's

shoulders, she proceeded to sketch the character of the Dalzel boy in

lines that would have made that talented young vagabond stare. It was

not admittedly her feeling that the doctor's attention should be

diverted from the main issue and his indignation divided among the

camps, but presently the doctor felt himself burn with wrath for the

Dalzel boy.

"Why don't you keep Jimmie away from him?" he demanded. "Jimmie has no

business consorting with abandoned little predestined jail-birds like

him. If I catch him on the place I'll box his ears."

"It is simply impossible, unless we kept Jimmie shut up all the time,"

said Mrs. Trescott. "I can't watch him every minute of the day, and

the moment my back is turned, he's off."

"I should think those Dalzel people would hire somebody to bring up

their child for them," said the doctor. "They don't seem to know how

to do it themselves."

Presently you would have thought from the talk that one Willie Dalzel

had been throwing stones at Peter Washington because Peter Washington

had told Doctor Trescott that Willie Dalzel had come into possession

of a revolver.

In the mean time Jimmie had gone into the house to await the coming of

his father. He was in a rebellious mood. He had not intended to

destroy the carriage-lamps. He had been merely hurling stones at a

creature whose perfidy deserved such action, and the hitting of the

lamps had been merely another move of the great conspirator Fate to

force one Jimmie Trescott into dark and troublous ways. The boy was

beginning to find the world a bitter place. He couldn't win

appreciation for a single virtue; he could only achieve quick,

rigorous punishment for his misdemeanors. Everything was an enemy. Now

there were those silly old lamps--what were they doing up on that

shelf, anyhow? It would have been just as easy for them at the time to

have been in some other place. But no; there they had been, like the

crowd that is passing under the wall when the mason for the first time

in twenty years lets fall a brick. Furthermore, the flight of that

stone had been perfectly unreasonable. It had been a sort of freak in

physical law. Jimmie understood that he might have thrown stones from

the same fatal spot for an hour without hurting a single lamp. He was

a victim--that was it. Fate had conspired with the detail of his

environment to simply hound him into a grave or into a cell.

But who would understand? Who would understand? And here the boy

turned his mental glance in every direction, and found nothing but

what was to him the black of cruel ignorance. Very well; some day they

would--

From somewhere out in the street he heard a peculiar whistle of two

notes. It was the common signal of the boys in the neighborhood, and

judging from the direction of the sound, it was apparently intended to

summon him. He moved immediately to one of the windows of the

sitting-room. It opened upon a part of the grounds remote from the

stables and cut off from the veranda by a wing. He perceived Willie

Dalzel loitering in the street. Jimmie whistled the signal after

having pushed up the window-sash some inches. He saw the Dalzel boy

turn and regard him, and then call several other boys. They stood in a

group and gestured. These gestures plainly said: "Come out. We've got

something on hand." Jimmie sadly shook his head.

But they did not go away. They held a long consultation. Presently

Jimmie saw the intrepid Dalzel boy climb the fence and begin to creep

among the shrubbery, in elaborate imitation of an Indian scout. In

time he arrived under Jimmie's window, and raised his face to whisper:

"Come on out! We're going on a bear-hunt."

A bear-hunt! Of course Jimmie knew that it would not be a real

bear-hunt, but would be a sort of carouse of pretension and big

talking and preposterous lying and valor, wherein each boy would

strive to have himself called Kit Carson by the others. He was

profoundly affected. However, the parental word was upon him, and he

could not move. "No," he answered, "I can't. I've got to stay in."

"Are you a prisoner?" demanded the Dalzel boy, eagerly.

"No-o--yes--I s'pose I am."

The other lad became much excited, but he did not lose his wariness.

"Don't you want to be rescued?"

"Why--no--I dun'no'," replied Jimmie, dubiously.

Willie Dalzel was indignant. "Why, of course you want to be rescued!

We'll rescue you. I'll go and get my men." And thinking this a good

sentence, he repeated, pompously, "I'll go and get my men." He began

to crawl away, but when he was distant some ten paces he turned to

say: "Keep up a stout heart. Remember that you have friends who will

be faithful unto death. The time is not now far off when you will

again view the blessed sunlight."

The poetry of these remarks filled Jimmie with ecstasy, and he watched

eagerly for the coming of the friends who would be faithful unto

death. They delayed some time, for the reason that Willie Dalzel was

making a speech.

"Now, men," he said, "our comrade is a prisoner in yon--in yond--in

that there fortress. We must to the rescue. Who volunteers to go with

me?" He fixed them with a stern eye.

There was a silence, and then one of the smaller boys remarked,

"If Doc Trescott ketches us trackin' over his lawn--"

Willie Dalzel pounced upon the speaker and took him by the throat. The

two presented a sort of a burlesque of the wood-cut on the cover of a

dime novel which Willie had just been reading--_The Red Captain: A

Tale of the Pirates of the Spanish Main_.

"You are a coward!" said Willie, through his clinched teeth.

"No, I ain't, Willie," piped the other, as best he could.

"I say you are," cried the great chieftain, indignantly. "Don't tell

_me_ I'm a liar." He relinquished his hold upon the coward and resumed

his speech. "You know me, men. Many of you have been my followers for

long years. You saw me slay Six-handed Dick with my own hand. You know

I never falter. Our comrade is a prisoner in the cruel hands of our

enemies. Aw, Pete Washington? He dassent. My pa says if Pete ever

troubles me he'll brain 'im. Come on! To the rescue! Who will go with

me to the rescue? Aw, come on! What are you afraid of?"

[Illustration: "HE TURNED TO SAY: 'KEEP UP A STOUT HEART'"]

It was another instance of the power of eloquence upon the human mind.

There was only one boy who was not thrilled by this oration, and he

was a boy whose favorite reading had been of the road-agents and

gun-fighters of the great West, and he thought the whole thing should

be conducted in the Deadwood Dick manner. This talk of a "comrade"

was silly; "pard" was the proper word. He resolved that he would make

a show of being a pirate, and keep secret the fact that he really was

Hold-up Harry, the Terror of the Sierras.

But the others were knit close in piratical bonds. One by one they

climbed the fence at a point hidden from the house by tall shrubs.

With many a low-breathed caution they went upon their perilous

adventure.

Jimmie was grown tired of waiting for his friends who would be

faithful unto death. Finally he decided that he would rescue himself.

It would be a gross breach of rule, but he couldn't sit there all the

rest of the day waiting for his faithful-unto-death friends. The

window was only five feet from the ground. He softly raised the sash

and threw one leg over the sill. But at the same time he perceived his

friends snaking among the bushes. He withdrew his leg and waited,

seeing that he was now to be rescued in an orthodox way. The brave

pirates came nearer and nearer.

Jimmie heard a noise of a closing door, and turning, he saw his father

in the room looking at him and the open window in angry surprise. Boys

never faint, but Jimmie probably came as near to it as may the average

boy.

"What's all this?" asked the doctor, staring. Involuntarily Jimmie

glanced over his shoulder through the window. His father saw the

creeping figures. "What are those boys doing?" he said, sharply, and

he knit his brows.

"Nothin'."

"Nothing! Don't tell me that. Are they coming here to the window?"

"Y-e-s, sir."

"What for?"

"To--to see me."

"What about?"

"About--about nothin'."

"What about?"

Jimmie knew that he could conceal nothing.

[Illustration: "THE BOY TURNED AGAIN TO HIS FRIEND"]

He said, "They're comin' to--to--to rescue me." He began to whimper.

The doctor sat down heavily.

"What? To rescue you?" he gasped.

"Y-yes, sir."

The doctor's eyes began to twinkle. "Very well," he said presently. "I

will sit here and observe this rescue. And on no account do you warn

them that I am here. Understand?"

Of course Jimmie understood. He had been mad to warn his friends, but

his father's mere presence had frightened him from doing it. He stood

trembling at the window, while the doctor stretched in an easy-chair

near at hand. They waited. The doctor could tell by his son's

increasing agitation that the great moment was near. Suddenly he heard

Willie Dalzel's voice hiss out a word: "S-s-silence!" Then the same

voice addressed Jimmie at the window: "Good cheer, my comrade. The

time is now at hand. I have come. Never did the Red Captain turn his

back on a friend. One minute more and you will be free. Once aboard my

gallant craft and you can bid defiance to your haughty enemies. Why

don't you hurry up? What are you standin' there lookin' like a cow

for?"

"I--er--now--you--" stammered Jimmie.

Here Hold-up Harry, the Terror of the Sierras, evidently concluded

that Willie Dalzel had had enough of the premier part, so he said:

"Brace up, pard. Don't ye turn white-livered now, fer ye know that

Hold-up Harry, the Terrar of the Sarahs, ain't the man ter--"

"Oh, stop it!" said Willie Dalzel. "He won't understand that, you

know. He's a pirate. Now, Jimmie, come on. Be of light heart, my

comrade. Soon you--"

"I 'low arter all this here long time in jail ye thought ye had no

friends mebbe, but I tell ye Hold-up Harry, the Terrar of the

Sarahs--"

"A boat is waitin'--"

"I have ready a trusty horse--"

Willie Dalzel could endure his rival no longer.

"Look here, Henry, you're spoilin' the whole thing. We're all pirates,

don't you see, and you're a pirate too."

"I ain't a pirate. I'm Hold-up Harry, the Terrar of the Sarahs."

"You ain't, I say," said Willie, in despair. "You're spoilin'

everything, you are. All right, now. You wait. I'll fix you for this,

see if I don't! Oh, come on, Jimmie. A boat awaits us at the foot of

the rocks. In one short hour you'll be free forever from your

ex--exewable enemies, and their vile plots. Hasten, for the dawn

approaches."

[Illustration: "THEY WHIRLED AND SCAMPERED AWAY LIKE DEER"]

The suffering Jimmie looked at his father, and was surprised at what

he saw. The doctor was doubled up like a man with the colic. He was

breathing heavily. The boy turned again to his friends. "I--now--look

here," he began, stumbling among the words. "You--I--I don't think

I'll be rescued to-day."

The pirates were scandalized. "What?" they whispered, angrily. "Ain't

you goin' to be rescued? Well, all right for you, Jimmie Trescott.

That's a nice way to act, that is!" Their upturned eyes glowered at

Jimmie.

Suddenly Doctor Trescott appeared at the window with Jimmie. "Oh, go

home, boys!" he gasped, but they did not hear him. Upon the instant

they had whirled and scampered away like deer. The first lad to reach

the fence was the Red Captain, but Hold-up Harry, the Terror of the

Sierras, was so close that there was little to choose between them.

Doctor Trescott lowered the window, and then spoke to his son in his

usual quiet way. "Jimmie, I wish you would go and tell Peter to have

the buggy ready at seven o'clock."

"Yes, sir," said Jimmie, and he swaggered out to the stables. "Pete,

father wants the buggy ready at seven o'clock."

Peter paid no heed to this order, but with the tender sympathy of a

true friend he inquired, "Hu't?"

"Hurt? Did what hurt?"

"Yer trouncin'."

"Trouncin'!" said Jimmie, contemptuously. "I didn't get any

trouncin'."

"No?" said Peter. He gave Jimmie a quick shrewd glance, and saw that

he was telling the truth. He began to mutter and mumble over his work.

"Ump! Ump! Dese yer white folks act like they think er boy's made er

glass. No trouncin'! Ump!" He was consumed with curiosity to learn why

Jimmie had not felt a heavy parental hand, but he did not care to

lower his dignity by asking questions about it. At last, however, he

reached the limits of his endurance, and in a voice pretentiously

careless he asked, "Didn' yer pop take on like mad er-bout dese yer

cay'ge-lamps?"

"Carriage-lamps?" inquired Jimmie.

"Ump."

"No, he didn't say anything about carriage-lamps--not that I remember.

Maybe he did, though. Lemme see.... No, he never mentioned 'em."

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