_The parlour of_ MR. COLLINS'S _parsonage at Hunsford. At the back
of the room is an open door. This door leads directly into the
garden, beyond which is seen, through an opening in the trees of
the park opposite, "the prospect of Rosings"--the residence of_
LADY CATHERINE DE BOURG--"_a handsome, modern building on rising
ground." A wide cottage window, also at the back of the room, gives
a plain view of the passers-by. On either side of the parlour is a
door, leading to other parts of the house._ ELIZABETH _is
discovered standing at the open door and looking up at some one
outside who is evidently climbing the trellis_.
A VOICE (_outside._)
Is this the cluster you wish, Miss Bennet?
ELIZABETH.
[_Mischievously._] No, Colonel Fitzwilliam. Those are buds; the ones
higher still. There--by the eaves.
[ELIZABETH _laughingly watches_ COLONEL FITZWILLIAM _until he
appears with a cluster of half opened roses, which he presents to
her with a gallant air_.]
ELIZABETH.
[_Taking the roses and putting them in her girdle._]
Thank you.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
May not I have _one_, as my reward, Miss Bennet?
ELIZABETH.
Is not accomplishment its own reward?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
And is not the power to be generous the highest reward that can be given
to any accomplishment?
ELIZABETH.
Oh, surely! And so _you_ would have to be generous and get me some more
roses: then we should each of us have to invent new speeches, and so we
should never be done till we were ready to print a phrase book. However,
you have certainly won your rose. [_She gives it to him._]
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
Thank you! That phrase-book is a capital idea, Miss Bennet. Nothing
could please me better than just such an occupation. It would really be
a charity, for Darcy is such a dull fellow these days that I really
don't know what to do with myself.
ELIZABETH.
But we should hardly have the time for such a project. You say that you
and Mr. Darcy are to leave Lady Catherine on Saturday.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
Yes, if Darcy doesn't put it off again. He has already paid our aunt a
much longer visit than ever before. I am at his disposal, you know. He
arranges the business just as he pleases.
ELIZABETH.
I do not know anybody who seems more to enjoy the power of doing what he
pleases than Mr. Darcy.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
He likes to have his own way very well, but so do we all. It is only
that he has better means of having it than many others. [_Looking at his
watch._] I suppose I ought to go and look for him now. I expected to
find him here, [_With a meaning smile._] as not unfrequently happens.
But since he is not, he probably expects me to meet him at the
Crossroads.
ELIZABETH.
I imagine your cousin brought you down with him chiefly for the sake of
having somebody at his disposal. I wonder he does not marry to secure a
lasting convenience of that kind. But perhaps his sister does as well
for the present,--and, as she is under his sole care, he may do what he
likes with her.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
No--that is an advantage which he must share with me. I am joined with
him in the guardianship of Miss Darcy.
ELIZABETH.
Are you, indeed? And pray what sort of a guardian do you make? Does your
charge give you much trouble? Young ladies of her age are sometimes a
little difficult to manage. And, if she has the true Darcy spirit, she
may like to have her own way.
[COLONEL FITZWILLIAM _looks at_ ELIZABETH _very suspiciously as she
makes this last remark_.]
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
Why--what?--Why do you suppose Miss Darcy is likely to give us any
uneasiness, Miss Bennet?
ELIZABETH.
[_Carelessly._] Oh, nothing at all! You need not be frightened! I never
heard any harm of her; she is a great favourite with a lady of my
acquaintance--Miss Bingley. I think I have heard you say that you knew
Miss Bingley.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
I know her a little. Her brother is a pleasant, gentlemanlike man. He is
a great friend of Darcy's.
ELIZABETH.
Oh, yes. Mr. Darcy is uncommonly kind to Mr. Bingley and takes a
prodigious deal of care of him.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
Care of him? Yes, I really believe Darcy does take care of him. From
something he has told me, I have reason to think Bingley very much
indebted to him. [_Stopping._] But I ought to beg his pardon, for I have
no right to suppose that Bingley was the person meant.
ELIZABETH.
[_Curiously, and with ill-concealed anxiety._] What is it you mean?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
It is a circumstance which, of course, Darcy could not wish to be
generally known, because if it were to get round to the lady's family it
would be an unpleasant thing.
ELIZABETH.
You may depend upon my not mentioning it.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
And, remember, that I haven't much reason for supposing it to be
Bingley. What he told me was merely this: that he congratulated himself
on having lately saved a friend from the inconveniences of a most
imprudent marriage, but without names or any other particulars, and I
only suspected it to be Bingley from believing him to be the kind of
young man to get into a scrape of that sort.
ELIZABETH.
[_Trying to suppress her feeling._] Did Mr. Darcy give you his reasons
for this interference?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
I understood that there were some very strong objections against the
lady.
ELIZABETH.
Indeed! [_Trying to speak calmly._] And what arts did he use to separate
them?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
[_Smiling._] He did not talk to me of his own arts. He only told _me_,
what I have now told _you_.
ELIZABETH.
Why was your cousin to be the judge?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
You are rather disposed to call his interference officious?
ELIZABETH.
[_Growing excited._] I do not see what right Mr. Darcy had to decide on
the propriety of his friend's inclination; why, upon his _own_ judgment
alone, Mr. Darcy was to determine in what manner his friend was to be
happy. [_Recovering herself._] But as we know none of the particulars,
it is not fair to condemn him. It is not to be supposed that there was
much affection in the case.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
That is not an unnatural surmise, and I believe Darcy told me that he
did not think that the lady, at least, was very deeply concerned in the
matter. However, to lessen the affection on either side is to lessen the
honour of my cousin's triumph very sadly.
ELIZABETH.
Your cousin's triumph----
[_Greatly excited, she is about to continue, when_ CHARLOTTE'S _voice is
heard outside_.]
CHARLOTTE.
Yes, Mr. Darcy, I think I saw Colonel Fitzwilliam go up the garden path
a few moments ago. [_Protesting._] Oh, no, Mr. Darcy, you are too kind!
Really----
DARCY.
[_Outside._] Pray, allow me.
[CHARLOTTE _enters, accompanied by_ DARCY, _who is carrying a
basket of eggs. She wears a garden hat and gloves._]
CHARLOTTE.
Ah, here he is. Good morning, Colonel Fitzwilliam. [_To_ DARCY.] Pray
let me have the basket now, Mr. Darcy. [DARCY _gives_ CHARLOTTE _the
basket, and then turns to_ ELIZABETH.]
DARCY.
Good morning, Miss Bennet. [ELIZABETH _returns_ DARCY'S _greeting with a
self-consciousness which does not escape his notice, but the motive of
which he mistakes_. DARCY _gives a quick glance from_ ELIZABETH _to_
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM, _as he turns to speak to the latter_.] Ah,
Fitzwilliam, I thought I might find you here.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
[_Lightly._] Yes, I have been so fortunate as to secure some of Mrs.
Collins's early roses for Miss Bennet.
CHARLOTTE.
[_In surprise._] Really! Have they already opened?
ELIZABETH.
[_Who has by this time recovered her self-possession._] A very few of
them. But Colonel Fitzwilliam was obliged to climb very near to the sun
to get me these. [_She looks admiringly upon the flowers as she
speaks._]
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
[_Showing the rose which_ ELIZABETH _has given him_.]
And you see I have my reward.
DARCY.
[_Smiling faintly._] Colonel Fitzwilliam might not have won his prize so
easily, Miss Bennet, had there been others in the field.
ELIZABETH.
Ah, no, Mr. Darcy, I cannot lessen Colonel Fitzwilliam's achievement by
admitting any such possibility.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
[_Gallantly._] Thank you, Miss Bennet!
[DARCY _turns away with an unconscious look of chagrin_.]
CHARLOTTE.
Well, surely, my roses will have to bloom their prettiest this season in
return for all the attention they have received. [_To the young men._]
Will not you be seated, gentlemen?
DARCY.
[_Tartly._] Thanks, no, Mrs. Collins; I merely stopped for Colonel
Fitzwilliam; but perhaps his rose-gathering has caused him to abandon
our project of taking a walk together this morning.
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
By no means, Darcy, that pleasure has only been deferred.
DARCY.
Very good then. We will go at once, if Mrs. Collins and Miss Bennet will
pardon me this hasty call.
CHARLOTTE.
Certainly, Mr. Darcy! [ELIZABETH _also, absent-mindedly, murmurs her
assent, for which_ DARCY _lingers with vague uneasiness before departing
with_ FITZWILLIAM. CHARLOTTE _looks at_ ELIZABETH _curiously, then calls
to the little maid, who enters_.]
CHARLOTTE.
Martha--take these eggs to the pantry. Do not disturb them.
MARTHA.
Very well, ma'am.
[_She curtsies and goes out._]
CHARLOTTE.
[_Taking off her hat and gloves._] Now, Eliza, we must get to our work
and have a comfortable chat. You have been here nearly two weeks and we
really haven't had a good talk yet.
ELIZABETH.
[_Getting out her embroidery._] Yes, you promised me a quiet visit,
Charlotte. But I find you are more lively here than we are at Longbourn.
[_The two ladies sit at the table with their embroidery._]
CHARLOTTE.
But how could I have anticipated the arrival here of two very attentive
young gentlemen? [_Smiling at_ ELIZABETH.] It is really quite a
surprising coincidence, or else Mr. Darcy has timed his visit to his
aunt very cleverly. As to these daily visits to the parsonage--you may
be sure I do not take to myself the credit of them. Neither of these
young gentlemen would ever come so often to see me. I have to thank you,
Eliza, for this civility.
ELIZABETH.
[_With a little temper._] You may thank a lack of occupation on their
part. You know very well my opinion of Mr. Darcy!
CHARLOTTE.
Yes. You have often expressed it. I wish I were as well informed of Mr.
Darcy's opinion of Eliza.
ELIZABETH.
When you know the one, you know the other. They are identical.
CHARLOTTE.
Well, perhaps under the circumstances, that is the most satisfactory
condition of things. And do we hold the same opinion of Colonel
Fitzwilliam?
ELIZABETH.
[_Tossing her head._] Oh, Colonel Fitzwilliam!
CHARLOTTE.
[_Looking at_ ELIZABETH _sharply, and after a short silence_.] And so
Jane is once more at home after her visit in London, and Lydia has gone
to Brighton after all. How did she ever manage to persuade your father?
ELIZABETH.
Oh, Lydia was so determined upon it that she and mamma gave my father no
peace till they had teased him to consent. But I am very sorry. Lydia is
too foolish, too ignorant and wilful to be trusted away from home. I
only hope that no harm will come of it.
CHARLOTTE.
And is Mr. Wickham still with the regiment?
ELIZABETH.
Yes, he went with it to Brighton.
CHARLOTTE.
I hear that he is thinking of marrying Miss King, since she has just
received a legacy of ten thousand pounds. I should be sorry to think
that our friend was mercenary.
ELIZABETH.
A man in distressed circumstances has not time for all those elegant
decorums which other people may observe. If Miss King does not object to
it, why should we?
CHARLOTTE.
_Her_ not objecting does not justify--him.
ELIZABETH.
[_Emphatically._] Well, have it as you choose. _He_ shall be mercenary,
and _she_ shall be foolish! Mr. Wickham's worst fault, after all, is his
power of being agreeable. Thank heaven, we both of us know some men who
haven't one agreeable quality. Stupid men are the only ones worth
knowing!
CHARLOTTE.
[_Smiling._] Well, well, Eliza! That speech savours a little
of--disappointment.
ELIZABETH.
Oh, yes--anything you please!
CHARLOTTE.
[_Changing the subject._] And you say that Jane is not in her usual
spirits?
ELIZABETH.
[_Shortly._] Yes.
CHARLOTTE.
And she is looking poorly?
ELIZABETH.
[_Still more shortly._] Yes--very!
CHARLOTTE.
Did she see much of the Bingleys in London?
ELIZABETH.
[_Bursting out hotly._] She saw nothing of them. Oh, Charlotte, I have
just had all my suspicions verified.
CHARLOTTE.
Your suspicions?
ELIZABETH.
Yes, there has been an arrangement in all this. Mr. Bingley has been
kept away from Jane by---- [_Stops suddenly._]
CHARLOTTE.
[_Looks up curiously, then speaks quickly._] Don't imagine any such
nonsense, Eliza. A young man like Mr. Bingley so easily falls in love
with a pretty girl for a few weeks--and, when accident separates them,
so easily forgets her, that this sort of inconstancy is very frequent.
ELIZABETH.
We do not suffer from accident, Charlotte. A young man of independent
fortune does not suddenly decide of his own free will to think no more
of a girl with whom he was violently in love.
CHARLOTTE.
But were they so violently in love?
ELIZABETH.
Yes--I never saw a more promising inclination. Why, Mr. Bingley would
talk to no one else--would look at no one else. Is not general
incivility the very essence of love?
CHARLOTTE.
[_Smiling._] It is usually a good test. But if Jane did not return his
affection---- It really did not seem to me that there was anything
_violent_ in Jane's attitude. I could never see that she showed any
extreme affection for Bingley.
ELIZABETH.
[_Hotly._] Well, I know that Jane was very much in love with him, and
that she showed her affection as much as her nature would allow. If
Bingley didn't see it he must have been a simpleton. No--the real
trouble was that Jane didn't see him often enough, perhaps, to make her
understand his character.
CHARLOTTE.
Oh, if Jane were married to Bingley to-morrow, I should think she had as
good a chance of happiness as if she were studying him for a
twelve-month. It is far better to know as little as possible of the
person with whom you are to pass your life.
ELIZABETH.
[_Demurely._] In some cases that is undoubtedly true.
MR. COLLINS.
[_Appears at the garden door. He wears a wide-brimmed hat and carries a
hoe--also a large basket. He looks in._] Ah! A very charming domestic
picture! [_Taking a bunch of radishes from the basket, he speaks to_
CHARLOTTE.] My dear, I have found some fine early radishes. I thought it
would be a graceful attention on your part to send some of these to Miss
de Bourg. [_He sits upon the chair near the doorway._]
CHARLOTTE.
I fear the apothecary might object.
MR. COLLINS.
True--they might not be suitable, but [_Looking at them proudly._] they
are very fine radishes. [_To_ ELIZABETH.] Miss Elizabeth, I am very
successful in my gardening. I consider the work I do in my garden to be
one of my most respectable pleasures. Lady Catherine is always ready to
encourage me in it, and my dear Charlotte is ever willing that I should
leave her side for the sake of this healthful exercise. [_Looking at the
radishes again._] It is, indeed, a pity that Miss de Bourg is not well
enough to enjoy them. My dear Charlotte has doubtless told you, Miss
Elizabeth, of the alliance which is in prospect between Miss de Bourg
and Mr. Darcy. This extreme delicacy of constitution would seem to be
the only bar to their happiness.
ELIZABETH.
Yes, Charlotte has told me that Miss de Bourg is sickly. She will make
Mr. Darcy a very proper wife.
[CHARLOTTE _looks anxiously at_ MR. COLLINS _as_ ELIZABETH _says
this, but he is gazing out of the door and does not seem to notice
the remark_.]
MR. COLLINS.
I hope you are pleased with Kent, Miss Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH.
Very much, Mr. Collins.
MR. COLLINS.
I do not think the kingdom can boast a grander scene than the one now
spread before our eyes: [_Pointing._] This garden--that park with
Rosings in the distance. Do not you think my dear Charlotte is most
fortunately placed, Miss Elizabeth?
ELIZABETH.
Most fortunately, Mr. Collins.
MR. COLLINS.
And when you have seen Lady Catherine, you will be more deeply
impressed, I am sure. We can hardly expect her to call upon you. This
illness of Miss de Bourg would prevent it, and in any case it would be
an act of extreme condescension on her part; but I am quite confident
that you will receive an invitation to drink tea of a Sunday evening
with her, after Mr. Darcy and his cousin are gone, of course. And--we
may later have an invitation to dinner--although I would not for the
world arouse in you false hopes which may be shattered.
MARTHA.
[_Enters in great excitement._] Oh, Mrs. Collins! Lady Catherine's
carriage is turning into the lane and _she_ is in it!
MR. COLLINS.
[_Rising in great excitement_.] Lady Catherine--at this hour! What
amazing condescension! [_He turns in a helpless manner to_ CHARLOTTE.]
But, my dear, I am quite unprepared. My habiliments--I would not be
wanting in respect.--What shall I do?
CHARLOTTE.
[_Hurriedly putting up her work and giving her hat and gloves to the
maid._] Go make yourself ready, Mr. Collins. We will do the same.
[CHARLOTTE _pushes_ MR. COLLINS _gently toward the door_.]
MR. COLLINS.
[_Protesting._] Yes--yes! But this implement----
[_He holds out the hoe._]
CHARLOTTE.
Give it to Martha!
[MR. COLLINS _hastily gives the hoe to the maid and then goes out.
He instantly returns, however, and again appeals in distressed
tones to his wife_.]
MR. COLLINS.
[_Holding out the basket._] And these radishes, my dear?
CHARLOTTE.
Martha, take the radishes from Mr. Collins.
MARTHA.
Yes, ma'am.
[_The maid tries to hold at once--basket, hoe, hat, and gloves, as
she stands in a corner, open-mouthed._]
MR. COLLINS.
[_Again emerging from the door._] Do not make yourself uneasy about your
own apparel, Miss Elizabeth; Lady Catherine is far from requiring that
elegance in us which becomes herself and daughter--I----
CHARLOTTE.
[_Impatiently._] Oh, do go, Mr. Collins! Lady Catherine will be here in
an instant!
[_She shuts the door on_ MR. COLLINS.]
ELIZABETH.
[_Greatly amused at all this excitement._] Are you going to make any
change in your dress, Charlotte? Do you wish me to do so?
CHARLOTTE.
Well, Eliza, if you wouldn't mind, I should like you to put on your
sprigged muslin. In spite of what Mr. Collins says, I know it would
please him. I have no time to change. Is my cap straight? Oh, here she
is. [_To the maid, who stands staring, with her arms full._] Why,
Martha! Are you still there? Go! Go! [_She bustles the maid out of one
door, then runs to the other, calling her husband._] Mr. Collins! Mr.
Collins!
[_She then rushes into the garden, followed immediately by_ MR.
COLLINS _in the same state of excitement_. ELIZABETH, _as she looks
after them, is convulsed with laughter_.]
ELIZABETH.
So, at last--her high and only mightiness! No tremors, Elizabeth! Now is
the time for all your courage. [_She runs laughing out of the room._]
[_Sounds of voices are heard, and_ LADY CATHERINE _appears escorted
up the path by_ CHARLOTTE _and_ COLLINS.]
LADY CATHERINE.
[_As she reaches the door._] You keep too many hens, Mrs. Collins. There
is just a certain number which are profitable--beyond that there is
waste. [LADY CATHERINE _sits on the sofa_.] A clergyman's wife should
set an example of thrift. You should have asked my advice.
MR. COLLINS.
Mrs. Collins will in the future regulate her poultry-yard according to
your directions, Lady Catherine, if you will be so condescending as to
give them.
CHARLOTTE.
Yes, thank you, Lady Catherine.
MR. COLLINS.
Will your Ladyship not take some refreshment?
CHARLOTTE.
Oh, yes--let me fetch you a cup of tea?
LADY CATHERINE.
No, no--I wish nothing. [_To_ MR. COLLINS.] But you may go, Mr. Collins,
and see if Jones is walking the horses up and down. I do not trust
Jones.
MR. COLLINS.
With great pleasure, your Ladyship. [MR. COLLINS _goes out_.]
LADY CATHERINE.
[_To_ CHARLOTTE.] I thought you had a visitor, Mrs. Collins.
CHARLOTTE.
Yes, your Ladyship--I have. It is my friend, Miss Elizabeth Bennet. She
is a cousin of Mr. Collins and a neighbour of ours in Hertfordshire.
LADY CATHERINE.
I have heard about her. Fitzwilliam says she is a very genteel, pretty
kind of girl.
CHARLOTTE.
[_Pleased._] Indeed she is, Lady Catherine.
LADY CATHERINE.
Well, where is she?
CHARLOTTE.
She has gone to make a little change in her dress, before presenting
herself to your Ladyship.
LADY CATHERINE.
Oh! very proper--very proper!
CHARLOTTE.
I am delighted to hear that Miss de Bourg is better, Lady Catherine.
LADY CATHERINE.
Yes, thank you. She is very greatly improved. [_After a slight pause,
with impatience_.] Well, Miss Bennet takes her time!
CHARLOTTE.
[_Anxiously._] I am sure she will be here in a moment. [ELIZABETH
_enters_.] Oh, here she is. [_Presenting_ ELIZABETH.] Lady Catherine,
Miss Elizabeth Bennet. [ELIZABETH _curtsies_.]
LADY CATHERINE.
[_Without leaving her seat, looks_ ELIZABETH _over from head to foot_.]
Oh, how do you do, Miss Bennet. You are younger than I thought!
ELIZABETH.
[_Smiling._] Indeed?
LADY CATHERINE.
You know my nephew, Mr. Darcy?
ELIZABETH.
Yes, I met him in Hertfordshire.
LADY CATHERINE.
Humph! And you know Colonel Fitzwilliam?
ELIZABETH.
I have only met Colonel Fitzwilliam since coming here.
LADY CATHERINE.
Humph! Has your governess left you?
ELIZABETH.
[_Half laughs._] My sisters and I have never had a governess, Madam.
LADY CATHERINE.
No governess! I never heard of such a thing! Your mother must have been
quite a slave to your education.
ELIZABETH.
[_Smiling._] I assure you she was not, Lady Catherine.
LADY CATHERINE.
Then who taught you? Without a governess you must have been neglected.
ELIZABETH.
Such of us as wished to learn, never wanted the means, Madam.
LADY CATHERINE.
Well, if I had known your mother, I should have advised her most
strenuously to engage a governess. I should have seen to it myself.
[_To_ CHARLOTTE.] Go on with your work, Mrs. Collins. A clergyman's wife
should set an example of industry. [_Looking at_ CHARLOTTE'S _embroidery
with disapproval_.] I will send you some more of the parish petticoats
to hem, Mrs. Collins. [_To_ ELIZABETH.] Go on with your work, Miss
Bennet. Young ladies should never be idle. [_Both_ ELIZABETH _and_
CHARLOTTE _go on with their embroidery. Looking hard at_ ELIZABETH.]
Pray what is your age, Miss Bennet?
ELIZABETH.
I am not one and twenty.
LADY CATHERINE.
You have sisters, have not you?
ELIZABETH.
Yes, Madam.
LADY CATHERINE.
Are any of them out?
ELIZABETH.
All, Madam.
LADY CATHERINE.
What! All out at once? Very odd! Out before the oldest is married!
ELIZABETH.
Really, Madam, I think it would be very hard on the younger sisters not
to have their share of society because the eldest one does not happen to
be married. That would hardly be likely to promote sisterly affection,
or delicacy of mind.
LADY CATHERINE.
Upon my word, you give your opinion very decidedly for so young a
person! Your sisters may be married before you. You must not be too
ambitious. A good many young girls have lost their chances through being
too ambitious. [_Looking at a large picture on the wall and then
pointing to it._] Mrs. Collins, I suppose you have shown Miss Bennet
this print of Pemberley--Mr. Darcy's place?
CHARLOTTE.
Yes, Lady Catherine.
LADY CATHERINE.
[_Complacently._] Pemberley is one of the finest places in England. My
daughter Anne is very fond of it, which is fortunate, since she will
probably spend the most of her life there.
CHARLOTTE.
Most fortunate, your Ladyship.
LADY CATHERINE.
[_To_ ELIZABETH.] You see my nephews here often, Miss Bennet?
ELIZABETH.
[_Mischievously._] Yes, _very_ often, Lady Catherine.
LADY CATHERINE.
Humph! Well, idle young gentlemen often make very foolish use of their
time. My daughter, Miss de Bourg, is unfortunately not able to accompany
Mr. Darcy in his walks as often as both of them could desire.
MR. COLLINS.
[_Entering._] I think your Ladyship's mind may be quite at rest about
the horses. Jones seems to have them well in hand.
LADY CATHERINE.
Oh, I am glad you have come back, Mr. Collins. I am going to ask you and
Mrs. Collins to go and see the new cottages with me. I shall take you in
the carriage. [_To_ CHARLOTTE.] You had better put on a plain bonnet,
Mrs. Collins.
CHARLOTTE.
By all means, your Ladyship. [_She goes out._]
LADY CATHERINE.
Are you quite ready to go, Mr. Collins?
MR. COLLINS.
Oh--assuredly, your Ladyship--quite!
LADY CATHERINE.
[_To_ ELIZABETH.] Miss Bennet, I should advise you to write to your
family while we are gone. [CHARLOTTE _returns in her bonnet and mantle_.
LADY CATHERINE _looks her over_.] Yes, that will do very well!
CHARLOTTE.
[_To_ ELIZABETH.] We shall not be gone very long, Eliza.
LADY CATHERINE.
I am not sure of that, Mrs. Collins, but I have provided an occupation
for Miss Bennet during our absence. Good morning, Miss Bennet. I may ask
you later for dinner.
ELIZABETH.
[_Curtsying._] Good morning, Madam. [_All go out_, MR. COLLINS _showing
servile attentions to_ LADY CATHERINE. ELIZABETH _watches them from the
door_.] Really! I might have spared myself some of the mortifications I
have felt for the shortcomings of my own family. The contrast is not
such a violent one after all. [_Looking at the writing desk._] However,
Lady Catherine can give good advice. I really ought to write to my poor,
dear Jane.
[_She seats herself at the writing table--gets out her paper, etc.
and begins her letter when the door-bell sounds._ ELIZABETH _starts
and is putting away the writing materials, when the maid ushers in_
MR. DARCY, _who seems much excited_.]
DARCY.
I am here again, Miss Bennet. I saw Mr. and Mrs. Collins drive away
with my aunt. I have something which I _must_ say to you. [_He walks
excitedly up and down for a moment, while_ ELIZABETH _watches him in
amazed silence. Then he suddenly goes up to her and begins to speak in
an agitated manner._] Miss Bennet--in vain have I struggled! It will not
do! My feelings will not be repressed! You must allow me to tell you how
ardently I admire and love you!
ELIZABETH.
[_Is perfectly astounded. She stares, colours, doubts, and is silent._]
DARCY.
[_Taking her silence for encouragement._] Miss Bennet, I can well
understand your own astonishment at this declaration, for I am amazed at
myself! My feeling for you has taken possession of me against my will,
my reason, and almost against my character!
ELIZABETH.
[_Starting in indignation._] Sir!
DARCY.
Oh, understand me, I beg of you! For yourself alone my admiration is
only too natural. I share it with everyone who has the happiness of
knowing you. But--pardon me--for it pains me to offend you--the defects
of your nearest relations, the total lack of propriety so frequently
betrayed by your family, has so opposed my judgment to my inclination,
that it has required the utmost force of passion on my part to put them
aside. But, my dear Miss Bennet, your triumph is complete. Your own
loveliness stands out the fairer in its contrast to your surroundings,
and I now hope that the strength of my love may have its reward in your
acceptance of my hand.
ELIZABETH.
[_Who has gone through all sorts of emotions during this speech, speaks,
in a constrained manner as if trying to control herself._] Mr. Darcy--in
such cases as this, it is, I believe, the established mode to express a
sense of obligation for the sentiments avowed, however unequally they
may be returned. If I could feel gratitude I would now thank you. But I
cannot. I have never desired your good opinion, and _you_ have certainly
bestowed it most unwillingly.
DARCY.
[_Leaning against the mantel-piece, hears her words with no less
resentment than surprise. After a little he speaks in a voice of forced
calmness._] And that is all the reply which I am to have the honour of
expecting? I might perhaps wish to be informed why, with so little
endeavour at civility, I am thus rejected. But it is of small
importance.
ELIZABETH.
I might as well inquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me,
you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, your reason,
and even against your character! Was not this some excuse for
incivility, if I was uncivil?
DARCY.
I very clearly explained that the objections which appealed to my reason
applied entirely to your _family_, and in no respect to yourself.
ELIZABETH.
I am a part of my family, Mr. Darcy; and allow me to say that, since I
have had the opportunity of comparing my relations with your own, the
contrast is not so marked as I had been led to suppose. [DARCY
_starts_.] But--aside from all questions of either feeling or family--do
you think any consideration would tempt me to accept the man who has
been the means of ruining, perhaps forever, the happiness of a most
beloved sister, and involving her in misery of the acutest kind? [DARCY
_looks at her with a smile of incredulity._.] Can you deny that you have
done this?
DARCY.
I have no wish of denying that I did everything in my power to separate
my friend from your sister. I did not, indeed, anticipate that I should
involve either of them in "misery" of any kind. On your sister's side,
at least, I was never able to discover any symptoms of peculiar regard
for Mr. Bingley. While, for every reason, I must rejoice in my success
with my friend; toward him I have been kinder than toward myself.
ELIZABETH.
[_With disdain._] Your arrogance in calmly deciding the extent of other
people's sentiments does not surprise me. It is of a piece with your
whole nature! But your interference in my sister's concerns is not all.
Long before it had taken place, my opinion of you was decided. Your
character was unfolded in the recital which I received months ago from
Mr. Wickham. [DARCY _starts excitedly_.] What can you have to say on
this subject? In what imaginary act of friendship can you here defend
yourself?
DARCY.
[_In a tone of suppressed excitement, in marked contrast to his previous
self-assured manner._] You take an eager interest in that gentleman.
ELIZABETH.
Who that knows what his misfortunes have been can help feeling an
interest in him?
DARCY.
[_Contemptuously._] His misfortunes! Yes, his misfortunes have been
great indeed!
ELIZABETH.
[_With energy._] And of your infliction! You have reduced him to his
present state of poverty--comparative poverty; you have withheld the
advantages which you must know to have been designed for him. You have
done all this, and yet you can treat the mention of his misfortunes
with contempt and ridicule!
DARCY.
[_Walking up and down the room with quick steps._] And this is your
opinion of me? This is the estimation in which you hold me! I thank you
for explaining it so fully. [_Stopping and looking at her._] Perhaps if
I were to divulge the truth regarding Mr. Wickham, I might give _you_ as
great a surprise as you have given _me_. [_After a slight pause._] I do
not care to go into particulars, but in justice to myself, I must tell
you that the man whom you consider a martyr is a profligate with the
most vicious propensities. A man who should never have entered your
home, for his presence there is a constant source of danger.
ELIZABETH.
[_In indignation._] Mr. Darcy!
DARCY.
[_With dignity._] I am ready to give you the full proofs of all I have
said, Miss Bennet, whenever you may so desire, although I would gladly
forget all the miserable circumstances myself, and no obligation less
than the present should induce me to unfold them to any human being.
ELIZABETH.
[_Coldly._] Your judgment in the matter of my sister's happiness has
given me a gauge by which I can measure your fairness to a man who has
been so unfortunate as to offend you. My faith in Mr. Wickham is
unshaken.
DARCY.
[_Looking at_ ELIZABETH _in indignation and by a great effort governing
himself_.] I shall take what you have said, Miss Bennet, as a reflection
on my _judgment_ alone; otherwise, my veracity would be at stake, and
this, I am sure, you did not intend. Indeed I understand your whole
position perfectly. I have erred in the manner of my declaration. Your
bitter accusations might have been suppressed, had I concealed my
struggles. It is my own fault. I have wounded your pride. I should have
flattered you into the belief that I was impelled by inclination, by
reason, by reflection, by everything! But disguise of every sort is my
abhorrence. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your
connections?
ELIZABETH.
[_Angrily._] And do you expect _me_ to rejoice in your proposal that I
ally myself to the conceit and impertinence of _yours_? No, Mr. Darcy!
The manner of your declaration has affected me only in one way:--it has
spared me the concern which I might otherwise have felt in refusing you,
had you behaved in a more _gentlemanlike_ way. [DARCY _starts_.] You
could not, however, have made me the offer of your hand in any possible
way that would have tempted me to accept it. [DARCY _looks at her with
an expression of mortified amazement_.] I had not known you a month,
before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever
be prevailed upon to marry.
DARCY.
You have said quite enough, Madam! I perfectly comprehend your feelings
and have now only to be ashamed of what my own have been. Forgive me for
having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best wishes for your
health and happiness. [DARCY _hastily leaves the room_.]
ELIZABETH.
[_Sinking into a chair, then getting up and walking excitedly about the
room._] To insult my family! To think I was ready to fall on my knees,
in gratitude for his condescension! To calmly dispose of Jane's
happiness! [_Stopping in her walk and with a half-amused smile._] And
yet really to be in love with me in spite of every obstacle. [_Throwing
herself again into the chair, half laughing, half crying._] Oh, Jane,
Jane! I wish you were here!
MARTHA.
[_Enters with a letter._] Here is a letter, Miss. The express has just
brought it.
ELIZABETH.
A letter? For me?
MAID.
Yes, Miss--[_She gives_ ELIZABETH _the letter; curtsies and goes out_.]
ELIZABETH.
[_Looking at the letter._] Why, it is from Jane! What can be the matter?
[_She opens the letter hurriedly and reads._] "Dearest Lizzy--I have bad
news for you, and it cannot be delayed. An express came to us last night
from Colonel Forster. He told us that Lydia had run away from Brighton
with one of his officers:--to own the truth--with Wickham!"
ELIZABETH.
Oh! Wickham! [_Going on with the letter._] "He first thought they had
gone to Scotland, but, oh, Lizzy, it is far worse than that! We now know
that Wickham never intended to go there, or to marry Lydia at all!"
ELIZABETH.
Oh! [_Reading again._] "Colonel Forster has been here to-day. He says
Wickham is not a man to be trusted! He has left Brighton terribly in
debt, and his record is bad in every way. Oh, Lizzy, our distress is
very great! My father is going to London with Colonel Forster instantly
to try to discover the fugitives. It is hard to ask you to shorten your
visit, but we are in such distress that----" [_Darting from her seat._]
Oh where--where is the express? I must write. No--I must go. Oh, Lydia
and Wickham! I must go at once! I must send someone for a carriage.
[_She rushes to the garden door calling._] Martha, Martha! The express!
[_Suddenly she calls again._] Oh, Colonel Fitzwilliam, is that you?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
[_Appearing in the garden._] What is the matter, Miss Bennet?
ELIZABETH.
[_Wildly._] Oh, Colonel Fitzwilliam--the express--or can you get me a
carriage? I have bad news from home. I must return at once and Mr.
Collins is away. Will you be so kind? [_She falls, half-fainting, upon a
chair near the door._]
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
[_With concern._] Certainly, my dear Miss Bennet--of course--but----
[_Calling off._] Darcy, don't wait for me. I can't join you now. Miss
Bennet is in distress.
DARCY.
[_Entering._] Miss Bennet? Good God! What is the matter?
COLONEL FITZWILLIAM.
Miss Bennet has just had bad news from home. She wishes to return, and
desires a carriage.
DARCY.
[_In a decided tone._] Do you go for the carriage, Fitzwilliam. Get one
from the stables. [FITZWILLIAM _hesitates_.]
DARCY.
Go. I will remain with Miss Bennet.
[FITZWILLIAM _goes out_.]
DARCY.
[_To_ ELIZABETH _very gently_.] Shall I call the maid, Miss Bennet? A
glass of wine? Shall I get it for you? You are very ill.
ELIZABETH.
[_Hardly able to speak._] No, I thank you: there is nothing the matter
with me. I am quite well. I am only distressed by some dreadful news
which I have just received from Longbourn. [_She bursts into tears._]
DARCY.
[_Helplessly._] I am sorry, very indeed!
ELIZABETH.
[_After a short silence._] I have just had a letter from Jane with such
_dreadful_ news! It cannot be concealed from anyone.
DARCY.
I am grieved, Miss Bennet. Grieved indeed!
ELIZABETH.
Oh, Mr. Darcy, you were right. If I had only believed you! You, and
others! But I could not believe it. [_She sobs._]
DARCY.
[_Greatly moved._] What is it, my dear Miss Bennet? What has happened?
ELIZABETH.
[_Wildly._] Oh, I cannot tell it, and yet everyone must know! My sister
Lydia--has--has eloped--has thrown herself into the power of--of _Mr.
Wickham_! She has no money, nothing that can tempt him to--she is lost
forever! [_She sobs again._]
DARCY.
Good God, Miss Bennet! Your sister and Wickham! Oh, this is _my_ fault.
I should have realised this danger--I should have spoken. My own
wretched experience with this man should have been told.
ELIZABETH.
[_Wonderingly._] Your experience!
DARCY.
Yes--I--you remember. I hinted it to you--to-day. But I should long ago
have spoken boldly.
ELIZABETH.
What do you mean?
DARCY.
Mr. Wickham attempted this same plan with my own sister--two years ago.
She was an ignorant, innocent, trusting girl of fifteen. Happily, his
villainy was discovered and prevented. But oh, I should have told you!
Had his character been known, this could not have happened.
ELIZABETH.
You tried to tell me, Mr. Darcy. Everybody has tried to warn me. But I
could not believe it, and now--it is too late, too late!
DARCY.
Let us hope not. Is what you have told me certain--absolutely certain?
ELIZABETH.
Oh, yes. They left Brighton together on Sunday night. They are certainly
not gone to Scotland.
DARCY.
And what has been done, or attempted, to recover your sister?
ELIZABETH.
My father has gone to London. He will beg my uncle Gardiner's
assistance. But nothing can be done! I know very well that nothing _can_
be done. How is such a man to be worked on? How are they ever to be
discovered? I have not the smallest hope. It is all horrible!
DARCY.
Miss Bennet, I have made a wretched mistake in all this. Would to Heaven
that anything could be said or done on my part that might make you
reparation, or offer consolation to such distress!
[ELIZABETH _sinks sobbing into a chair while_ DARCY _walks up and
down in deep thought. In a moment a carriage is heard outside--then
voices._]
DARCY.
[_Looking out._] Mr. and Mrs. Collins are returning. What would you wish
me to do?
ELIZABETH.
Oh, I do not know! I do not know!
DARCY.
[_Returning to_ ELIZABETH, _speaks quickly and in deep concern_.] You
really wish to return home at once?
ELIZABETH.
[_Rising from her chair._] Oh, yes, yes--at once. [_Reaching her hand to
him appealingly._] Take me home, Mr. Darcy! Take me home!
[_At this instant_ MR. AND MRS. COLLINS _appear at the garden door,
and, transfixed with astonishment, stand gazing at_ DARCY _and_
ELIZABETH.]