In the coffin in the centre lay General Theophilus Ruff, with an

expression of absolute triumph on his face. He appeared to lean forward

a little towards the woman in the corner, and his dead wide-open eyes

were fixed upon her. An empty opium box lay by his side. A revolver lay

across his knees, evidently fallen from his right hand, which hung over

the coffin edge. His Oriental pipe stood on the floor, and the amber

mouthpiece was still between his lips.

But the other two coffins contained the strangest part of the contents

of this room of horrors. To the right of the General lay the perfectly

preserved body of a woman, whose regular features and delicate skin had

only been slightly marred at the nostrils by the process of embalming.

She was dressed in white, and her hands were crossed upon her bosom.

A man, young and noble-looking, lay in the same position in the other

coffin upon the General's left.

But the most wonderful thing was that the necks of both the man and the

woman were bound about with a red cord drawn very tight midway between

the chin and the shoulder. Upon the breast of the man on the left were

written in red the words:

"FALSE FRIEND."

And on the breast of the fair woman upon the right the words:

"FALSE LOVE."

A row of tall candlesticks stood round the coffins, six on either side.

The great ceremonial candles which they had once contained had burned

down to the sockets and guttered over the tops. The floor was strewn

with the contents of drawers and papers, and with dainty articles of

female attire. A small glove of French make lay at the doctor's feet.

He lifted it and put it into his pocket mechanically, before turning

his attention to the bodies in this iron charnel-house. They were, of

course, all long since dead. The weasel-faced man on the floor had a

bullet through the centre of his forehead. The woman in the corner,

on the other hand, was wholly untouched by any wound; but from the

expression on her face she must have died in the most instant and

mortal terror.

When the first wild astonishment of the searchers had abated a little,

the lawyers ordered the men from Messrs. Cox & Roskell's to open the

various receptacles in the strong-room. Strangely enough, nothing

whatever was found in them, excepting some articles of jewelry and a

packet of letters in a woman's hand, which the lawyers took possession

of. The three confidential artificers from London remained in charge

till measures should be taken to clear out the strong-room.

The doctor examined Cleg with care and tact, for it was to him that

the lawyers looked for the explanation of the mystery. But first they

provided the mechanicians with very substantial reasons for secrecy,

if they would give their services to prevent a scandal in these very

remarkable family circumstances. The men, accustomed to secrecy, and

recognising the future and personal application of the lawyers' logic,

readily promised.

So far as the doctor could make out, this was what had happened. Cleg

told the truth fully, but he made no discovery of the relationship in

which he stood to the man who had so murderously attacked him. Nor yet

did he say anything of his knowledge of Sal Kavannah's identity. After

a little study and piecing of evidence, however, the process of events

seemed fairly clear.

When Cleg first sent his warning cry through the house, the General

had doubtless been engaged in arranging for his expected departure out

of the life which had brought so little happiness to him. For, like an

Oriental, he knew, or supposed that he knew, the exact moment of his

death—though, as we now know, his first impression had proved erroneous.

For some unknown purpose he had left the strong-room and hastened

through the passages till he had heard the hideous uproar in the

kitchen, whereupon he had promptly retreated to the strong-room, in all

probability to get his revolver. While there a mad idea had crossed his

mind to receive his visitors in his coffin. At any rate, upon entering

he left the red door open behind him. A few moments later Tim Kelly

came rushing in hot upon the trail, followed by the woman Kavannah. His

hands were wet and red with his son's blood. His heart was ripe for

murder. And this was the sight which met him—a room with open coffins

in a row and three dead folk laid upon them, six great candles burning

upon either side—all the horrors of a tomb in the place where he had

counted to lay his hand upon uncounted treasure.

Then, while Timothy Kelly and Sal Kavannah stood a moment looking with

fearful eyes on the tall ceremonial candles, which must have been

specially ghastly to them on account of their race, the strong door

swung noiselessly to upon its hinges; for the water balance had filled

up, and they found themselves trapped.

What happened after this was not so clear. Probably the robber was

proceeding in his desperation to rifle the open depositories of the

letters and gear, which the searchers found strewed up and down the

floor, when Theophilus Ruff sat up suddenly in the centre coffin, with

his revolver in his hand, just as Cleg had seen him the first time he

entered the chamber of death. Whether the ruffian had first attacked

the madman, or whether he had simply been shot down where he stood,

will never be known. But certain it is that he died instantly, and that

the horror of the sight killed Sal Kavannah where she sat crouched low

in the corner, as if trying to get as far as possible from the grisly

horrors of the three coffins.

Then, having done his work, Theophilus Ruff calmly swallowed all that

remained of his drugs, and slept himself into the land where vengeance

is not, with the mouthpiece of his pipe in his mouth and his revolver

upon his knees.

The heads of the embalmed bodies were turned so that they looked

towards Theophilus Ruff as he sat in his coffin. For twenty years it is

probable that he had gone to sleep every night with those dead faces

looking at him.

The coffins were buried as privately as possible, the two embalmed

bodies being laid within the private mausoleum at the foot of the

garden; for in noble families a private burying-place is a great

convenience in such emergencies. Here also Tim Kelly and Sal Kavannah

took their places with nobler sinners, and no doubt they lie there

still, mixing their vulgar earth with finer clay, and so will remain

until the final resurrection of good and evil.

Doctor Sidey certified truthfully that the death of General Theophilus

Ruff was due to an overdose of opium. And as there is no coroner's

inquest in Scotland (another convenience), matters were easily arranged

with the Procurator-Fiscal of the county—who was, in fact, a friend of

the distinguished and discreet firm of Hewitson & Graham at Drumnith.

ADVENTURE LIX.

THE BEECH HEDGE.

"And the queer thing o' it a' is," said Cleg, "that there's no as

muckle as a brass farthin's worth o' lyin' siller to be found."

"Ye tak' it brave and cool, my man," said Mistress Fraser. "My certes,

gin I had been left thirty thoosand pound, and then could find nane

o't, I wad be fair oot o' my mind wi' envy and spite. Save us a', man.

Ye hae nae spunk in ye ava."

"And what a wonderfu' thing is it," said Mirren Douglas, "that Maister

Iverach, the young lad frae Edinburgh, gets a' the land and the hooses,

but no a penny forbye!"

They were sitting—a large company for so small a place—in the little

ben room of Sandyknowes, with the roses again looking in the window.

For another spring had come, and a new year was already stretching

itself awake from its winter swaddling bands.

"What was it that the lawyer man wrote aboot your bequest?" asked

Mistress Fraser.

"But a' my lying money in the house o' Barnbogle and about the

precincts thereof, to be the property of Cleg Kelly, my present body

servant, in regard of his faithful tendance and unselfishness during

the past four years," quoted Cleg, leaning his head back with the air

of a languid prince. He was sitting on the great chest in which Mirren

kept all the best of her napery and household linen.

"My certes, ye tak' it braw and canny," repeated Mistress Fraser. "What

says Vara to a' this?"

Vara came out from the little inner room where she had been dressing

for the afternoon.

"What says Vara?" said Mistress Fraser, looking a little curiously at

the girl as she entered. Half-a-year of absolute freedom from care and

anxiety in the clear air of Sandyknowes had brought the fire to her eye

and the rose to her cheek.

"I think," she said, soberly, "that Cleg will find the siller yet. Or,

if he doesn't, he will be able to do withoot it!"

"It will make an awfu' difference to his plenishing when he comes to

set up a hoose," said the mother of eleven; "there's naebody in the

world kens what it tak's to furnish a hoose, but them that has begun

wi' naething and leeved through it!"

"Mr. Iverach is comin' frae Edinburgh the day," said Cleg, "to see

aboot knockin' doon the auld hoose o' Barnbogle."

"He's no willing to bide in it," said Mirren Douglas. "Lod, I dinna

wonder. Wha could bide in a place wi' siccan a chamber o' horrors doon

the cellar stairs as that was!"

Which showed that some one must have been telling tales.

"I'm to gang and meet him," said Cleg. "Vara, will ye come? Ye may

chance to forgather wi' a friend that ye ken."

Vara Kavannah nodded brightly, and glanced at the widow Douglas.

"If Mirren will gie a look to the bairns," she said.

At that moment there was a noisy rush past the window, and certain

ferocious yells came in at the door.

"Preserve me," said Mistress Fraser, "thae bairns are never hame frae

the schule already! Faith, I maun awa' hame, or my evil loons and

limmers will no leave a bite o' bread uneaten, or a dish o' last year's

jam unsupped in a' my hoose!"

But as she rose to go her husband's form darkened the doorway.

"Tam Fraser," she cried, "what are ye doing there? Are ye no awa' at

Auld Graham's funeral? A lawyer deid! The deil will dee next."

"I hae nae blacks guid enough to gang in," said Tam Fraser; "ye spend

a' my leevin' on thae bairns o' yours."

"Hoot, man," retorted his wife, "gang as ye are, an' tak' your

character on your back, and ye'll be black eneuch for ony funeral."

Tam Fraser stood a moment prospecting in his mind for a suitable reply.

"Meg," he said at last, "dinna learn to be ill-tongued. It doesna

become ye. D'ye ken, I was juist thinkin' as I cam' in that ye grow

younger every year. Ye are looking fell bonny the day!"

"Faith," said his wife sharply, "I am vexed I canna return the

compliment. Ye are lookin' juist like a craw-bogle, and that's a Guid's

truth."

"Aweel, guidwife," said Tam, seeing a chance now to get in his counter,

"if ye had only been ceevil eneuch, ye micht e'en hae telled a lee as

weel as mysel'!"

And with this he betook himself over the dyke, leaving his wife for

once without a shot in her locker.

Vara had gone quietly at Cleg's bidding and put on her hat. This

demurely sober lass had quite enough of beauty to make the country lads

hang a foot, and look after her with a desire to speak as she passed by

on her way to kirk and market.

Vara and Cleg walked quietly along down the avenue by the shortest road

to the house of Barnbogle.

"Vara," said Cleg, "I think we will do very well this year with the

flooers and the bees—forbye the milk."

"I am glad to hear it, for Mirren's sake," answered Vara, without,

however, letting her eyes rest on the lad.

"I selled baith my barrels o' milk and the ten pund o' butter forbye

this morning, a' in the inside o' an hour," said Cleg.

For during the last half year Cleg had been farming the produce of

Mirren's little holding with notable success.

"Vara," said Cleg, in a shy, hesitating manner, "in a year or twa I

micht be able to tak' in the Springfield as weel. Do ye think that ye

could"—Cleg paused for a word dry enough to express his meaning—"come

ower by and help me to tak' care o't? I hae aye likit ye, Vara, ye ken."

"I dinna ken, I'm sure, Cleg," said Vara soberly; "there's the bairns,

ye ken, Hugh and Gavin."

"Bring them too, of course," said Cleg. "I never thocht o' onything

else."

"But then there's Mirren, and she wad fair break her heart," protested

Vara.

"Bring her too!" said Cleg practically.

He had thought the whole subject over. They were now coming near the

old house of Barnbogle, which its new owner had doomed to destruction.

Cleg glanced up at the tall grey mass of it.

"I'm some dootfu' that we will never touch that siller," he said.

"Then," said Vara firmly, "we can work for mair. If we dinna get it,

it's a sign that we are better wantin' it."

She glanced at the youth by her side as she spoke.

"Vara," said Cleg quickly, "ye are awesome bonny when ye speak like

that."

Perhaps he remembered Tam Fraser, for he said no more.

Vara walked on with her eyes still demurely on the ground. They were

just where the high path looks down on the corner of the ancient

orchard.

"Vara," said Cleg, "what's your hurry for a minute? There's—there's a

terrible bonny view frae hereaboots."

Cleg, the uninstructed, was plunging into deep waters. Vara turned

towards the garden beneath at his word. There were three people to be

seen in it. First there was a young woman in a bright summer dress,

with a young man who walked very close beside her. Over a thick wall of

beech, which went half across the orchard, an older man was standing

meditatively with his hands clasped behind his back. He was apparently

engaged in trying how much tobacco smoke he could put upon the market

in a given time, for he was almost completely lost from sight in a blue

haze.

The young people walked up and down, now in view of their meditative

elder and now hidden from him by the hedge. And as Cleg and Vara

watched, they noticed a wonderful circumstance. As often as the young

man and his companion were behind the young beech hedge, his arm stole

round the waist of the summer dress; but so soon as they emerged upon

the gravel path, lo! they were again walking demurely at least a yard

apart.

The strangest thing about it all was, that the young woman appeared to

be entirely unconscious of the circumstance.

"That's an awesome nice view," said Cleg, when the pair beneath had

done this four or five times. And such is the fatal force of example

that he put his own arm about Vara's waist each time the young man in

the orchard below showed him how. And yet, stranger than all, Vara also

appeared to be entirely unconscious of the fact.

This went on till the pair beneath were at their tenth promenade—the

elderly man over the beech hedge was still studying intently an

overgrown bed of rhubarb—when, at the innermost corner, the young

lady in the summer dress paused to pluck a spray of honeysuckle. The

youth's arm was about her waist at the moment. Perhaps it was that she

had become conscious of it for the first time, or perhaps because it

cinctured the summer dress a little more tightly than the circumstances

absolutely demanded. However this may be, certain it is that the girl

turned her head a little back over her shoulder, perhaps to reproach

the young man, to request him to remove his property, and in the future

to keep it from trespassing on his neighbour's premises. Cleg and Vara

could not tell from the distance. But, at any rate, the young man and

the young woman stood thus a long moment, she looking up with her head

turned a little back and he looking intently down into her eyes. Then

their lips drew together, and softly, as if they sighed, rested a

moment upon each other.

"It's an _awesome_ nice view," said Cleg, with conviction and emphasis.

And forthwith did likewise.

The old man with his hands behind his back had a little while before

ceased his meditations upon the rhubarb leaves, and had walked quietly

all unperceived to the corner of the beech hedge. Here he stood looking

down towards the corner of the orchard, where the summer dress was

plainly in view. Then he raised his eyes to the road above, where stood

Vara and Cleg Kelly. His pipe fell from his mouth with astonishment,

but he did not stop to pick it up. He turned and stole hastily away on

tiptoe.

Then he too sighed, and that more than once, as soon as he had got out

of the orchard into the garden.

"It's just thirty years since—last July," he said.

And Mr. Robert Greg Tennant remained longer in meditation than ever,

this time upon a spindling rose which was drooping for want of water.

ADVENTURE LX.

CLEG'S TREASURE-TROVE COMES TO HIM.

Presently Cleg and Vara walked down, and when they came into the garden

they found Miss Celie Tennant in animated conversation with her father.

She was clinging very close to his arm, as though she never could be

induced upon any pretext to leave it for a moment. The old man was

smiling somewhat grimly. And Vara thought what a little hypocrite Celie

was. The Junior Partner was much interested in a curious pattern of

coloured stones, which the General had arranged with his own hand about

a toy fountain. Five more innocent and unconcerned people it would have

been impossible to meet with in broad Scotland.

But when Cleg Kelly was introduced to Mr. Robert Greg Tennant, he

was astonished to notice an unmistakable air of knowledge in that

gentleman's face. Indeed, something that was not far from a wink

wrinkled his cheek. The original Cleg rose triumphant—and he winked

back.

Then Mr. Greg Tennant put his hands into his pockets, and strolled off

whistling a refrain which was popular at that remote date—

"I saw Esau kissing Kate,

And he saw I saw Esau!"

Cleg went away with the Junior Partner to take another look at the

whole house, which was now wholly dismantled and about to be pulled

down to the foundations. The Junior Partner, who was henceforward to

be a sleeping partner only, intended to build a mansion on another

part of the property, so that all memory of the horrors which had been

contained within the Red Door was to be blotted out.

"And the sooner the better, sir," said Mr. Tennant, grimly. He had just

joined them.

"When I have money enough!" stammered the Junior Partner, not sure of

his meaning.

He looked about him. Cleg was still exploring far ahead in the ruined

tower, from the windows of which the frames and bars had been already

removed.

"I was going to speak to you, sir," said the Junior Partner, "but the

fact is, sir, till to-day I have had no permission and no right."

The elder man clapped the younger upon the back.

"All right," he said heartily; "I have been behind beech hedges myself

in my time. But I must say," he went on, "that I generally kept a

better watch on the old man!"

The Junior Partner blushed red as a rose—a peony rose.

"And if that is your meaning," continued Mr. Tennant, "why, get the

house built. I daresay there's tocher enough to go with my little lass

to pay for the stone and lime."

At this moment a whirlwind of primrose-coloured summer lawn, twinkling

black stockings, and silver-buckled shoes fell upon the two of them,

and reduced the Junior Partner to a state of smiling, vacuous inanity.

"Come, come quick!" Celie Tennant cried, with the most charming

impetuosity, seizing them each by a hand and dragging them forward

towards the brick kitchen. "We have found it—at least Vara has!

There's millions of gold—all new sovereigns and things. And I'm to be

bridesmaid!"

What the Junior Partner made out of this no one can tell; for at the

time he was certainly not in the full possession of his senses. But Mr.

Tennant was well used to his impetuous daughter's stormy moods, and

understood that something which had been lost was at last found.

Celie imperiously swept them along with her into the little brick

building.

"Not so fast, you small pocket hurricane!" cried her father,

breathlessly. "At my time of life I really cannot rush along like an

American trotter!"

They entered the kitchen. Vara was standing at the table at which Cleg

used to cut the bacon for the General's breakfast and his own. She

was calmly opening tin after tin of Chicago corned beef, cans of which

stood in rows round the walls. Each was full to the brim of bright

newly minted sovereigns.

"It is Cleg's money," cried Celie wildly, "and I found it all

myself—or, at least, Vara did, which is the same thing. There were just

two tins, one at each end, full of real, common, nasty beef for eating,

and the rest are all sovereigns. And I'm to be bridesmaid."

And, though a Sunday school teacher of long standing and infinite

gravity, the little lady danced a certain reckless breakdown which she

had learned in the Knuckle Dusters' Club from Cleaver's boy.

"Well, Miss Quicksilver, you had better go and tell him!" said her

father; "he is in the tower yonder."

Mr. Donald Iverach was starting out of the door to do it himself; but

Celie seized him tragically; "Father—Donald—how can you?" she cried

more in sorrow than in anger at their stupidity and ignorance. "Of

course, let _her_ go!"

And Vara went out of the door to seek for Cleg.

"Oh, I wish it was me!" Celie said wistfully and ungrammatically,

stamping her foot. "It's so splendidly romantic! Donald, why didn't you

make it turn out so that I could have come and said to you, 'I have a

secret. Hush! You are heir to a hidden treasure!' You never do anything

really nice for me!"

"Why, because the old man didn't leave it to me," said the Junior

Partner.

"And a good job for you, too, you great goose," cried Celie, daringly,

"for if he had I should certainly have made love to Cleg, and we would

have set up a market garden together. I am sure I should have liked

that very much."

And at that time Vara was telling Cleg in the tower that his treasure

had come to him at last.

And Cleg was sure of it.

LETTER INCLOSED.

(_Being a fragment from the postscript of a note, dated some years

later, from Mrs. Donald Iverach to the Girl over the Wall—who has been

her dearest friend ever since her engagement was announced._)

"And the funny thing is that, after all, they _have_ a market garden!

I've just been to see them, and they live in the loveliest little

house down near the sea. And Cleg says he is going to make their

little Donald (called after my Incumbrance, the old Dear) a market

gardener—'Fruits in their Seasons,' and that kind of thing, you know.

And I think it's so sensible of them. For, of course, they could

never have gone into society, though she is certainly most charmingly

behaved. But Cleg likes to go barefoot about the garden still, and you

know that is not quite usual. Gavin is at the Academy, and is dux of

his class. He is what is called a 'gyte,' which is a title of honour

there.

"And what do you think? Cleaver's boy is married, and they have got

a baby also—not so lovely as its father was, but the sweetest thing!

He is foreman now, and Janet never thinks of telling a fib, even to

afternoon callers. Don't you think that's rather much? Oh, I forgot!

Her uncle came in while I was there, and said to Mirren Douglas—that's

the little widow, you know, who lives with Cleg and Vara—'I saw Hugh

Kavannah walking to-day on Princes Street with little Miss Briggs!'

But I don't think there can be anything in it—do you? For, after

all, she's a lady, and he is only a student. Of course, when we were

girls—but then this is so different.

"Kit Kennedy has just been matriculated or rusticated or something.

Everybody is very pleased. He is going in for agriculture, and tells

Cleg when to sow his strawberry seed.

"And the man who used to be Netherby carrier has come to take their

stuff to market—so nice for him. And the baby is the prettiest you

ever saw. But you should see mine. _He_ is a darling, if you like.

He has four teeth, and I am quite sure he tries to say Papa!—though

Donald laughs, and says it is only wind in his little ——. That was

Donald who came and joggled my elbow. He is a HORROR!

"And just think, Cleg Kelly has built, and Donald has furnished, the

most wonderful Club in the South Back of the Canongate. It was opened

last week. Bailie Holden—who is now Lord Provost, and a very good

one—opened it. But Cleg made the best speech. 'Mind, you chaps,' he

said—and they were all as quiet as mice when he was speaking—'mind,

you chaps, if I hear o' ony yin o' ye making a disturbance, or as

muckle as spittin' on the floor—weel, ye ken me!'"

THE END.

FOOTNOTES

[1] _The Stickit Minister_, 10th edition, p. 153.

[2] Trust.

[3] _The Stickit Minister_, p. 192.

[4] The local technical term. It seems to have resulted from an attempt

to say "bucket" and "basket" at the same time.

[5] Shrewdly suspected it.

[6] The brave "Surfaceman," Mr. Alexander Anderson of Edinburgh, for a

volume of whose collected railway verse many besides Cleg are waiting

with eager expectation.

[7] Not neighbours.

[8] Dig.

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