CHAPTER LII.--WHAT SHALL WE BELIEVE AND DO TO BE SAVED?

"What shall we believe and do in order to be saved?" is an all-important

query, and one which daily occupies the minds of millions of earth's

inhabitants of all countries and all climes. There are ten thousand

answers to this question, and they are as conflicting as the confusion

of tongues at the Tower of Babel No two religious orders, and scarcely

any two religious believers agree with respect to the all-important

answer to be rendered to this all-important question. To prove this, we

will interrogate the disciples of all the leading religious orders who

have found a place in the world's history, and compare their answers,

and observe the result. Commencing in the order of time, the disciples

of the Vedas will be the first we will interrogate, as they represent

the oldest religious faith that has ever been promulgated in the world.

I. HINDOO'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

Well, brother Hindoo, will you be so good as to answer this question,

"What shall we do and believe in order to be saved?" "Oh, yes!" responds

the devout worshiper of Brahma, pointing to a stone arched pagoda.

"Go and prostrate yourself in that holy building, made venerable by a

thousand years' devotion, and offer up prayer and praise to Brahma, and,

if you have committed any sins, implore his forgiveness. You must also

believe in his Holy Book, the Vedas, and obey its precepts, which

enjoin virtue and holiness, and forbid theft, robbery, murder, lying,

dishonesty, adultery, and other crimes; and you must not only believe

in the Holy Book as God's revealed will to mankind, but you must believe

_it is all true,--every word of it_. You must believe, also, that it

existed in the mind of the great God Brahma _from all eternity_; and

some nine thousand years ago was revealed by him to certain holy

men, known as rishis, or prophets, who recorded it in a book for the

instruction and salvation of the world; and that this divinely revealed

and perfect book contains all knowledge, past, present, and future, and

_all the religion necessary to save the whole human race_. And, if

you would become a true-born saint [i.e., in Christian language,

"regenerated and born again"], you must read the Holy Book through upon

your bended knees. [And thousands of its most pious and devout disciples

have performed this humble and laborious task.] And if you would

advance still farther in soul-purification and true sanctity, so as to

become a thrice-born saint [for they hold that the oftener you are born

the better], then you must commit the divine volume all to memory. [And

many of them, we are assured, have accomplished this herculean task.]

But you can not attain to complete and perfect holiness as a Hindoo

saint, unless you forsake the busy scenes of life, retire to lonely

places, and devote yourselves to a life of religious contemplation." By

leading this austere, self-denying life, they hold that men and women

can attain to complete holiness, and draw near to the spirit of God, and

become so exalted in his favor as to receive important revelations from

him, and be enabled by him to perform great miracles, such as casting

out devils, raising the dead, handling fire without being burned, and

swallowing poison without being killed or injured, and finally become

Gods, and ascend to heaven in mortal bodies after the manner of Enoch

and Elijah. In one respect some of the sects are much more consistent

than Christian professors. Believing, as Christians have always

professed to do, that sickness is often sent by God as a punishment for

sin, they never send for a physician, nor allow one to treat the case;

because, as they argue, trying to cure it would be trying to counteract

the judgment of God, and thus bring down his vengeance upon the heads of

those guilty of this sin. Here Christians might learn an important moral

lesson of the heathen,--that of living up to the doctrines they preach.

We have, then, the Hindoo answer to the question, "What must we do and

believe in order to be saved?"

THE EGYPTIAN'S ANSWER.

Well, brother disciple of the old Egyptian religion, let us hear your

answer to the question, "What must we do and believe in order to be

saved?"--"Well," replies the believer in this ancient order of faith,

"if you would make a sure thing of escaping the pangs of hell, and being

saved in the heavenly mansion, you must not neglect to pray daily to the

great God Tulis, crucified some twenty-eight hundred years ago for the

sins of mankind; and, if you have committed any sin, you must pray to

him to have them canceled from 'The Book of Life.' [For the ancient

Egyptians believed and taught that our evil deeds, as well as our good

deeds, are recorded in 'The Book of Life,' in which St. John represents

(see Rev. 22-19.) our good deeds alone as being registered.] And, if

you would make a sure thing of being saved in 'the day of judgment,' you

must intercede with Divine Mercy to erase your evil deeds from this Book

of Life, so that they will not stand against you in that solemn hour."

Here we find a few of the duties enumerated which the disciples of that

ancient system of religion believed and taught were necessary to be

comprised in your religious creed in order to be saved in the great day

of accounts.

THE CHINESE ANSWER.

We will now interrogate the representative of the religion of "The Five

Volumes," and hear his answer to this most important question that ever

occupied the thoughts of the human mind. Well, then, brother Chinaman,

please tell us what we shall do and believe in order to reach the

heavenly kingdom when compelled to quit the things of time. "Why, the

most important thing of all is, to perform your daily vows to God, and

worship him through images prepared to represent him, whether those

images are made of wood or stone or metal, though you are not to

consider these images as the veritable living and true God." For no

nation was ever so brainless or stupid as to believe that idols or

images made of mere inanimate matter were living beings, much less a

living God. No! the images which have been represented by Christian

writers as being objects of worship in numerous heathen countries have

been nothing more than mere imaginary likenesses of the Divine Being,

and were gotten up for the same purpose that Christian men obtain

photograph likenesses of their absent friends, and hang them on the

walls of their dwellings. The object is simply to keep the images of

our friends impressed on our minds in their absence; and the same motive

actuates the idolater in making supposed images of an absent God. The

object is simply to have something before them that will keep them in

remembrance of him, and his laws and commandments,--a very laudable

motive, most certainly. They are idolaters, it is true; and so are all

nations who believe in a personal God, whether called Jew, pagan,

or Christian: for idolatry is defined to be "image-making and

image-worship;" and both of these acts all religious nations have been

addicted to (Christians not excepted). This can be seen in a moment,

when we look at the essential nature of idolatry; that is, the making

and worship of images. All images are first formed in the mind. The

Christian forms his conception of a personal God in his mind; and the

pagan does the same. Both thus make their mental images of God. The only

difference in the two cases is, the pagan goes one step farther, and

represents his image in wood, stone, or metal; but it is no more an

image than while it existed only in the mind. Then it is evident there

is no essential difference between them. Both are idolaters. For a

further elucidation of this subject, see the chapter on idolatry. And,

if you would be saved by the Chinese religion, there are some

practical duties you must perform. You must live up to the golden rule

incorporated in their Bible nearly twenty-five hundred years ago. You

must also observe the rite of water-baptism; for it has been a religious

ordinance amongst them for several thousand years. And, if you would

attain to complete holiness, you must be kind to all human beings, and

even all animals. Kill no living thing, and eat nothing after sundown.

Then you can be saved by their religion.

THE PERSIAN'S AND CHALDEAN'S ANSWER.

Brothers of the religion of Iran, can you tell us what to do and believe

in order to be saved? "Yes, indeed. First of all, you must believe

'God's Living Word,' the Zenda Avesta; for that is the meaning of the

term. _Zenda_ means 'the life' or 'the living,' and Avesta, 'the word

of God.' And you must live up to its holy precepts, which will keep you

from committing sin, and prompt you to lead a virtuous life. You must

also say grace, both before and after eating, as that was their ancient

custom. But you are forbidden to speculate in any of the necessaries of

life so as to cause suffering among the poor. And their Bible declares

that he who hoards up grain, and holds it for a high price, is

responsible for all the famine and all the misery that may take place

among the people. [I would recommend modern Christian speculators

to borrow this heathen code, and learn from it some important moral

lessons.] To insure salvation under this religion, you most also believe

in 'Mithra the Mediator,' crucified for the sins of the world some three

thousand three hundred years ago by wicked hands, but in no case make

any idols or images of God; for their religion practically condemns

idolatry."

THE JAPANESE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

We will now hear from a "heathen" nation distinguished for good sense,

good morals, and practical honesty.

Tell us, then, brother Japanese, what we must do and believe in order to

be saved. "Well, first of all, you must keep the Christian Bible out of

your houses. Don't suffer it to enter your doors. Let all Bibles alone,

and obey the inward monitions of your own souls. Your own conscience and

experience and moral sense will teach you that it is wrong to lie, wrong

to swear, wrong to steal, wrong to cheat, wrong to get drunk, wrong to

fight, and wrong to kill." Now let us learn something about the moral

character and practical lives of this "heathen nation," who, for

more than two hundred years, have kept Christian Bibles and Christian

missionaries out from among them, most of the time by positive law. Dr.

Oliphant and Col. Hall, who both spent some considerable time amongst

them, state that they are an honest, upright, moral, and sober people.

With respect to honesty of dealing, sobriety, and abstinence from

swearing, quarreling, fighting, or any of the common vices of society,

the best authorities assure us that no Christian nation on earth will

compare with them; and yet they conscientiously refrain from reading

the Christian Bible. (See Chapter L. of this work.) What a startling

disproof is here furnished to the declaration of Christian writers that

the introduction of the Christian Bible, and the establishment of the

Christian religion amongst the heathen, are essential to the existence

of good morals amongst them! In many cases more good would be effected

by reversing the practice, and sending heathen missionaries into

Christian nations, as the pious pagans of China, India, and the Friendly

Isles have all been talking of doing; and some of the godly people of

India have already entered upon the work.

THE MAHOMEDAN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

Brother disciple of the Koran, will you please to tell us what the one

hundred and fifty million of followers of the great prophet believe is

necessary to do and believe in order to be saved? "Yes, certainly.

The devout believers in this soul-saving religion have understood this

question for more than a thousand years, and know exactly how to answer

it. You must believe that the Holy Book (the Koran) is God's last

revelation, and his last will and testament to mankind; and you must

shape your practical lives by its precepts, which will make you 'true

saints,' and honest, upright, and righteous men and women. You must

also believe that the great prophet is the true, holy, and appointed

messenger of God, and that Allah is the only true God. To believe, as

Christians do, that God is divided into three persons or beings, or

three attributes, or three branches, known as Father, Son, and Holy

Ghost, is not only a monstrous absurdity, but a monstrous sin and an

unpardonable blasphemy; and no man or woman who holds such doctrine can

be saved. God is but one, and Allah is his name, and you must worship

him seven times a day; and on the sabbath day (Friday) you must present

yourselves at the mosque with the Holy Book in your hand, which, having

kissed, you are then to place it upon the holy altar, and listen

while the priest explains its great truths and its profound and godly

mysteries." And "on such occasions," says Major Denham, "tears flow in

abundance, as under Christian preaching."

Here, then, you have the terms of salvation and the road marked cut to

heaven by the believers in the Koran.

THE CHRISTIAN CHURCHES' ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

And now, brethren of the Christian faith, we will listen with attention

to your answer to the important question, "What shall we do and believe

in order to be saved?" But Christian sects are so numerous, and their

views so conflicting, we can only find room for the answers of a few of

the leading churches.

THE CATHOLIC'S ANSWER.

Well, brother Roman Catholic, as you represent the oldest Christian

denomination in existence, we will first hear from your Church in answer

to this great question, "What shall we do and believe in order to be

saved?"--"Well, the question is easily answered. You must believe that

the Bible is the inspired word of God; that Jesus Christ is the son of

God; and that St. Peter, succeeded by the Pope, is his vicegerent on the

earth. You must also worship, or at least believe in the divinity of, the

Father, son, and Holy Ghost, and the Virgin Mary; and adhere to the

various rites and ceremonies of the Church."

THE GREEK CHRISTIAN'S ANSWER.

Well, brother disciple of the Greek Church, "what shall we do and

believe in order to be saved?" What do you think of the Roman Catholic's

answer? Is it correct? "No, indeed: far from it. It is an insult to God

the Father and God the Son both to put either St. Peter or the Pope at

the head of the Church. That is the office and mission of Jesus

Christ the Savior; and he will never save you while you believe such

blasphemous doctrine." Away then goes the old mother-church, with her

hundred and fifty millions of souls, down into the bottomless pit, being

ruled out of heaven by the Greek Church; that is, doomed to eternal

perdition, according to the testimony of the Greek Church.

THE PRESBYTERIAN'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

Well, brother of the Presbyterian order, we will now listen to your

answer to the great question, "What shall we do and believe in order to

be saved?" How about the Greek Christian's answer to the question? Is

it right? Does he hold the true doctrine, or not? "No: very far from

it, indeed. Like the Roman Christian, he believes in the divinity of the

Virgin Mary, and consequently he is an idolater and no idolater can

be admitted into the kingdom of 'Heaven." So away goes the old Greek

Church, with her seventy million disciples, down into the world of

endless woe, if the testimony of our Presbyterian brother is to be

relied upon. And thus two-thirds of all Christendom, comprising the

disciples of the Romish Church and the Greek Church, are doomed to an

endless hell, according to their own witnesses.

THE UNITARIAN CHRISTIAN'S ANSWER.

Our Unitarian brother will now please come forward, and tell us "what

we must do and believe in order to be saved." Do you indorse any of the

answers already obtained, or agree with any of the churches which have

been interrogated upon this subject, or not? "No: very far from it."

What! you don't dissent from the views of the Presbyterian Church upon

this question, do you? "Yes, I do: for they worship 'the man Christ

Jesus' (as Paul truly calls him), and, being but a man, they are

idolaters (like the Roman and Greek Christians) for worshiping him as a

God, and therefore cannot be saved, according to the Bible. He was born

as a man; he lived as a man; he ate as a man; he walked as a man; he

talked as a man; he slept as a man, and finally died as a man. And he

calls himself 'the son of man' more than forty times, which would make

him a man. For these and various other reasons we believe he could not

have been a God, but only a man; and therefore those who worship him as

a God are guilty of idolatry,--the most heinous sin a man can commit,

according to the Bible. And hence they can not possibly be saved, if the

Bible teaches truly." Away then goes four hundred Protestant sects to

the regions of eternal torment, if the testimony of Christian witnesses

is to be believed and accepted in the case.

THE JEW'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

Brother Jew, can you show us the road to salvation, or tell us what to

do and believe in order to be saved? "Oh, yes! it is a plain question,

and easily answered. You must believe that the Old-Testament Scriptures

are the inspired word of God, and believe in its miracles and

prophecies, though you are not to interpret or construe any of its

prophecies as foretelling the coming and mission of Christ; for, as

we wrote them, we of course know exactly what they teach, and how to

understand them. And we know most positively that they do not foretell

the coming and mission of any such a being as Jesus Christ as the

promised Messiah."

"Now, look here, you wicked Jews," exclaim a hundred Christian sects,

"you are denying 'the Lord who bought you' and therefore can not be

saved." So six millions of Jews are consigned by their Protestant

brethren to endless torment,--given over to the buffetings of Satan to

all eternity.

Brother Methodist, perhaps you can do something towards settling this

vexed and puzzling question, "What must we do and believe in order to

be saved?"--"Certainly," exclaims the pious disciple of Wesley. "It is

perfectly plain, and easily answered. You must believe in the Bible as

the revealed will and word of God, and in Jesus Christ 'the Son and sent

of God;' and pour out your souls in prayer and praises to God, and shout

'Glory' to his holy name."--"Stop! stop!" cries out the good, pious,

quiet, broad-brimmed Quaker. "You can not be saved in that way. You

drown the inward monitor of the Holy Spirit, which must be listened

to and obeyed in order to insure salvation. You, by your noisy way of

worshiping God, drown the voice of this inward monitor, and consequently

hear and heed not its admonitions; thus proving that you know nothing

about the true way of worshiping God, or what true religion is. And

therefore there is no chance for you to be saved." And thus two millions

of Methodists are doomed to eternal woe by their Quaker brethren.

THE BAPTIST'S ANSWER

Brother Baptist, will you give us your opinion, or answer the

question, "What shall we do and believe in order to be saved?"

--"Oh, yes! the Bible is so plain upon that subject that no honest

reader can misunderstand it. You are to believe in the Bible; believe

in Jesus Christ, and live up to his precepts; and believe in, and

practically observe, the sacred ordinance of water-baptism,--without

which, according to the Bible, it is impossible to reach the kingdom, or

inherit life everlasting."--"Stop, stop!" exclaims the drab-cloth Quaker

again. "I perceive that the Baptists, as well as the Methodists, are not

on the road to salvation. No man or woman can be saved who believes in,

and relies upon, the external and carnal rite of water-baptism. It is a

reliance of such outward performances that causes millions of ignorant

and unconverted heathen to sink to endless ruin every year. They and you

are dwelling in the outer court, and practically know nothing about the

true religion essential to salvation, and hence can not be saved."

--"Now, look here," exclaims the Campbellite Baptist, "water-baptism is

one of the positive ordinances; and the Bible declares that no man or

woman can be saved without a compliance with all the ordinances, from

the least to the greatest. Therefore there is no chance for you infidel

Quakers to get to heaven; but you will, sooner or later, be consigned to

the pit 'where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.'" And

thus we might pursue the conflicting jargon of answers through all the

churches. But we stop confused and confounded amid chaos, confusion, and

contradiction. All seems to be wild conjecture and blind guess-work

with regard to what we must do and believe in order to be saved. There

appears to be no way of learning any thing about the road to salvation

by the churches. What is to be done?

THE QUAKER'S ANSWER.

Brother Quaker, as you profess to get light from above, perhaps you

can throw some light on this dark question. We have not yet heard

your answer to this puzzling question. Can you tell us "what to do

and believe in order to be saved"? "Most certainly I can," replies the

inspired disciple of Fox and Penn. "There can be no mistake about what

the Bible teaches on the subject. It is perfectly plain, and easily

understood. You are to retire into the quiet, and turn your minds inward

with a prayerful desire to know the will of God. In this state of mind,

open your Bible and you will learn that you are to do justly, love

mercy, and walk humbly with God, and become established in the true

faith: for the Bible declares that, 'without faith, it is impossible to

please God;' that is, faith in his beloved Son, whom he sent into the

world to die a propitiatory offering for the sins of man."--"What!"

exclaims the Hicksite Quaker, "do you mean to teach the dark and bloody

doctrine of the atonement? Do you mean to say that we have to swim

through blood to get to 'the house of many mansions'? If you do, you are

egregiously mistaken. You are teaching and preaching an old, worn-out,

bloody, heathen doctrine that never did and never can save a single

soul."--"Now, look here," cries the Orthodox Quaker, "the Bible

declares, 'There is no other name given under Heaven whereby men can be

saved than that of Jesus Christ;' and you are blaspheming his name by

denying the efficacy of his death and sufferings. Therefore your chance

for salvation is a hopeless one. You will be lost, and consigned to the

pit where there is eternal weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth."

So away go both the Quaker orders, each booked by the other for eternal

perdition. But we most stop, or we will swell this chapter on the war of

conflicting creeds to a volume. We have now interrogated all the leading

churches relative to what it is necessary to do and believe in order to

make a sure thing of salvation, and escape the awful and dreadful fate

of endless damnation. And what is the result? No two churches--and it

could easily be shown that scarcely any two Christians--agree upon this

all-important question, upon which they tell us is hung the salvation of

the world. As we have shown, the churches all virtually shut the door of

heaven against each other. They are _all off the track, all on the road_

to eternal damnation, according to the testimony of their own witnesses.

In the name of God, what is the use or sense, then, of professing to

believe in the Bible, or claiming to be Christians, when it is thus

demonstrably proved that nobody knows any thing about what the Bible

teaches, or what it takes to make a Christian? The picture we

have presented is no mere fancy sketch. It is not the work of mere

imagination. Hundreds, if not thousands, of quotations could be

furnished from the writings of eminent Christian writers of the

different churches to show that it is a solemn reality, and that they

differ in the way, and as widely, as we have represented. And what is

the solemn lesson taught by it? Why, the absolute impossibility of our

finding the road to heaven through the churches and it is an entire

waste of time, besides being demoralizing to the mind, to attempt it.

We are often told by the orthodox Christians, by way of defending their

creeds, that the churches are agreed upon all the leading doctrines of

the Christian faith.

Well, let us see how this is, and whether they in reality agree upon

_any thing_. We will institute another court of inquiry, and briefly

examine and compare the views of the various churches relative to the

cardinal doctrines of the Christian religion.

1. _Moral Depravity_.--The first in order will be the fall and depravity

of man.

Well, brother Calvinist, as you hail from the oldest Protestant Church,

we will first solicit your views upon this all-important question. We

wish to know whether you believe that man fell from a state of purity,

and became morally depraved by the fall. "Oh, yes! we believe he fell so

low that he became _totally depraved_ by the fall; so that _all men_ are

now the children of wrath, born in sin, and conceived in iniquity, and

covered with corruption from the crown of the head to the sole of the

foot."

Brother Arminian, what do you think of this view of the matter? Is it

Bible doctrine, or not? "No: it is neither according to the Bible, nor

according to common sense, but a damnable doctrine, that will send any

man's soul to hell who believes in such outrageous doctrine. It is not

only untrue, but it is demoralizing to rob man so completely of his moral

attributes as to make him feel like a brute, and, consequently, act like

one."

2. _Man's Restoration._--How is this to be effected, brother Calvinist?

"Why, by the outpouring of the blood of Christ, the propitiatory

offering." Brother Arminian, is this true Christian doctrine? "No, it is

not. Man's salvation is effected in no such a way. Every man is to work

out his own salvation. I can prove it by the Bible."

3. _Endless Punishment_.--Most Protestant sects hold and preach that

the wicked, when they die, are consigned to a place or state called "the

bottomless pit." (How they are kept in it with the bottom out, the Lord

only knows, or perhaps we should say the Devil). But the Universalists

affirm that the Bible teaches no such doctrine, but tells us that, "as

in Adam all die, so in Christ shall all be made alive;" which proves,

as they affirm, the ultimate salvation of all the human race. But the

Restorationists prove that there is "a mediate place for souls, which is

neither heaven nor hell, but a preliminary and a temporary abode for all

souls, good and bad." And there is another class of Christians who find

in the same book a still different doctrine, that of the _absolute and

total destruction_ of the wicked. They quote Phil. 3-19. Which of these

four Christian sects teach the true Bible doctrine? Who can tell?

4. _Divinity of Christ_.--Most of the Protestant sects tell us that the

Bible makes a belief in the supreme divinity of Jesus Christ essential

to salvation; but the Parkerite Christian, the Hicksite Christian, and

the Unitarian Christian affirm that it does not, that it only makes him

a perfect or superior specimen of manhood. Which is right? Who can tell?

5. _Polygamy_.--Most of the churches once believed that polygamy is a

Bible doctrine, and practiced it for eight hundred years. But now they

tell us it is not. The Mormons, however, declare that it is sanctioned

in the Old Testament, and not condemned in the New, and hence is a Bible

doctrine. Which is right? How can we tell?

6. _Marriage_.--Nearly all the sects hold that marriage is a Bible

institution. But the Shakers declare that it is not, and quote Christ's

own words to prove it as found in Luke 20-35. "The children of this

world marry and are given in marriage; but they who shall be counted

worthy of that world, and the resurrection, neither marry nor are given

in marriage." They reasonably conclude that those who shall not be

considered worthy of being saved (which includes all married people)

will not be saved, being cut off by Christ's positive prohibition of

marriage. Which is right? Who can tell? The text, however, furnishes a

consoling hope for old bachelors and old maids, to say the least.

7. _The Sabbath_.--Most of the churches keep the first day of the week

as the Bible sabbath. But the Seventh-day Baptists affirm that it is

not, that the seventh day of the week is the true sabbath of the Lord;

while other sects tell us that Christ, both by precept and example,

labored to do away with all sabbath observances and all holy days. Which

is right? Who can tell?

8. _The Godhead._--All Trinitarians teach that there are _three persons

in the Godhead_. The Paulite Christians say there are but two, while the

Unitarians affirm there is but one. Which is right? Who can tell?

9. _Baptism_.--The churches are not agreed with regard to baptism as to

what it is, how, and when it should be applied, and on whom it should

be administered. Some hold to dipping, some to douching, and some to

sprinkling, as the scripture mode of administering it. Which is right?

Who can tell?

I should prefer the dipping process. It would do something toward saving

the body of the sinner from disease, if not the soul from hell, _if

frequently applied_. He should be baptized once a week, if not once a

day, with water and soap. We have now enumerated nearly all the leading

doctrines of the Christian faith, and shown that the views of the

churches, with respect to them, are about as different as day from

night. The important query then arises, What progress have we made

towards determining, by the Bible or by the churches, what we must do

and believe in order to be saved? Why, about the same progress the boy

had made toward reaching the schoolhouse, who, on being interrogated

by the teacher as to the cause of his late appearance, replied, "Why,

master, you see the road was so slippery, that, when I attempted to take

one step forward, I slipped two steps backward."--"How did you manage to

get here, then?" asked the teacher. "Why," replied Tom, "I turned round

and went the other way." I would suggest that the churches try this

policy of turning round, and going the other way. My conviction is

they would find the true road to salvation much sooner, and be better

prepared to settle the question as to what they should do and believe in

order to be saved. It is a question, however, they never can settle. The

Bible is a very old book; and, the farther we get away from the age in

which it was written, the more difficult it will become to understand

it: for human language, and even human thought and the meaning of words,

are constantly changing. These circumstances will constantly augment the

difficulty of ever understanding any old Bible, or of determining what

it teaches or designed to teach with respect to an important doctrine.

10. _The Number of Hells_.--When the disciple of the Christian faith

talks of a hell in the presence of a Hindoo, he tells him he don't

know any thing about the matter: that there are no less than three

institutions of this kind. But here the Mahomedan rises up, and says,

"You, too, are totally ignorant on the subject; for there are no less

than seven institutions of this character. One of them is set apart for

Christians who believe in the divinity and atonement of Christ." Lieut.

Lynch, of the United-States navy, says that a Mahomedan told him, "No

man or woman can be saved who believes that God was born of a woman,

and then became a malefactor to a human tribunal; for the doctrine is

blasphemous." Which of all these opinions is right? Who can tell?

11. _Bible Doctrines constantly changing_.--The increase of

intelligence, and the growth and expansion of the human mind, have the

effect to change the views of the people generally and constantly upon

almost every subject that occupies the mind; so that the creeds of

the churches are constantly changing. Hence the Bible is made to teach

widely different doctrines in different ages; and what is Christianity

to-day is infidelity to-morrow, and _vice versâ_. (See Chapter lviii.)

And so thorough is the change wrought upon the meaning or interpretation

of nearly all the important texts in "God's perfect revelation," that

it virtually makes a new Bible for each generation. I will present some

proofs and illustrations of this statement by comparing the doctrine of

the churches of the last century with those of the present. In the

days of Jonathan Edwards, a hell, constituted of a lake of fire and

brimstone, was preached in nearly all the Christian churches; also the

doctrine of infant damnation, when the Methodists sang that beautiful

and charming hymn,--

"For hell is crammed

With infants damned,

Without a day of grace;"

also the doctrine of predestination, the doctrine of election and

reprobation, the doctrine of purgatory, the doctrine of Christ's descent

into hell, &c. All these and other similar doctrines were preached in

nearly every pulpit nearly every sabbath; and the preacher who would

have neglected to preach these doctrines would have been denounced as

on the road to hell. But now the clergyman who should attempt to preach

these old Calvinistic tenets would be denounced as "an old fogy." Hence

the important query arises, When were the churches preaching Bible

doctrine, _then or now?_ Who can tell? Such changes are unceasingly

going on. Important changes are sometimes made in the popular creed in

a few years' time, as we will cite a case to prove. Just before the

last war the peace doctrine was becoming quite popular in nearly all

the churches, and sermons were often preached from such texts as the

following: "Nation shall not lift up sword against nation; neither shall

they learn war any more." But, when the war broke out, new texts were

hunted up, and the preaching all ran in the opposite direction. "Cursed

be he who holseth back his sword from blood" (Jer. xlviii. 10); "He who

hath not a sword, let him sell his coat, and buy one,"--then constituted

the texts for a sound sermon. _Now it is evident that a book which thus

teaches opposite doctrines virtually teaches nothing. Its moral force is

destroyed. If a man wants to perform a certain act to-day, and an act of

an opposite character to-morrow, and can find a warrant for both in the

Bible, then it is evident the Bible can have no effect whatever towards

changing his course of life_. When every moral duty is both commanded

and countermanded, and every crime both sanctioned and condemned, as

appears to be the case with the Christian Bible, then it is evident that

a man with the Bible would act exactly as the man without the Bible; for

_whatever he may naturally feel inclined to do, or whatever he wants to

do, he finds Bible authority for_. Hence it is evident the Bible can't

change his conduct in the least; for it merely tells him to do what he

wishes to do, and had made up his mind to do. I will prove this position

by citing several cases for illustration. We will suppose a man has

become convinced by observation, or his own experience, that it is wrong

to drink intoxicating liquors, and wants Bible authority for preaching

temperance. He can find it by turning to Isa. v. 22: "Woe unto them that

are mighty to drink wine." But a friend of his, a member of the same

church, living in the city, where there is great demand for intoxicating

beverages, wants to make some money by selling it. He finds the

authority for that act also in Deut. xiv. 26: "Thou shalt spend thy

money for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for

whatever thy soul lusteth after." Another Christian becomes very

angry, and filled with the spirit of a murderer towards a neighbor, and

concludes to kill him. He finds Bible authority for it in the text,

"Go ye out and slay every man his companion, every man his brother, and

every man his neighbor" (Exod. xxxii. 27). Another pious Christian has

become convinced, by "the logic of history," that all war and fighting

is wrong, and hence concludes to preach the doctrine of peace. He

finds Bible authority for that in the Decalogue: "Thou shalt not kill."

Another devout Christian, whose common sense has taught him that it

is wrong for one human being to enslave another, wants Bible authority

against the practice. He finds it in the text, "Thou shalt proclaim

liberty through all the land," &c. Another godly saint, living in a

slave-holding country, and being both a tyrant and a mammon worshiper,

wants Bible authority for trafficking in the blood and bones of his

fellow-beings. He finds it in Lev. xxv. 45: "Of the heathen round

about you shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids, and they shall be your

possession for ever;" so he knows it is all right. And thus this

exposition might be continued so as to show that there is no crime,

no sin, no vice, and no wicked deed but that is both sanctioned and

condemned by "God's Holy Word," and no moral duty that is not both

commanded and countermanded; thus proving it to be absolutely impossible

to follow it as a guide without being led into the commission of every

species of sin, crime, and abomination, as well as prompted to the

practice of virtue. Every person who has not made shipwreck of common

sense must see at once that it is utterly impossible to learn any thing

about what is right and what is wrong, what is sin and wickedness, and

what is virtue, what is morality and what is immorality, or what he

should approve, and what condemn, what he should do and what leave

undone, or, finally, any thing about the duties of life or the rules and

principles of morality, by such a book. What can such a book, then, be

worth, either in the cause of religion or morality? Where, oh! where

is the common sense of Christendom? It is wonderful to what extent

rationality and good sense have been banished from the human mind in

all Bible countries by a false and perverted education. It can not be

wondered at that we have so many antagonistic churches with innumerable

conflicting creeds, when we examine and learn something about the

endless contradictions and confusion of the teachings of the book on

which they are founded.

SIX HUNDRED ROADS TO HEAVEN.

We are swamped with endless difficulties in determining what to do and

believe in order to be saved either by the Bible or the churches, when

we look at the fact that there are, as some writers have computed, more

than six hundred conflicting churches, each one claiming to preach and

to teach the only true and saving faith of the gospel and yet differing

heaven-wide with respect to what constitutes that true and saving faith.

They point out six hundred roads to heaven, when Christ says there

is but one,--"One Lord, one faith, and one baptism." The churches are

simply guessing institutions, and their creeds so many stereotyped

systems of guess-work. How much has been learned, or what important

questions have been settled, either in religion or morals, by the nearly

two thousand years' reading and study of the Christian Bible? The

six hundred jarring churches, and their constantly increasing number,

furnish a sufficient answer to this question. What a ludicrous aspect

would the cause of science now be in, and what torrents of ridicule

and contempt would be poured upon our institutions of learning, if they

differed in their principles, or with respect to the principles of any

branch of science, as the churches differ with respect to the doctrine

of the Bible! We will illustrate by an imaginary examination of the

students of one of our institutions of learning with respect to their

attainments in mathematics. A class having recited, we will interrogate

each one separately. "Well, John, as you have been studying figures

several years, can you now tell us how many are twice two?"--"Yes, sir:

twice two are six."--"Very well: take your seat. The next student will

rise. James, can you tell us how many are twice two?"--"Yes, I can:

twice two are eleven."--"Very well: be seated, and let Tommy rise.

Tommy, as you are a diligent student, and have been through the

arithmetic and the principal text-books, please tell us how many

are twice two."--"I will. It is a plain case: twice two are

fourteen."--"Very well: stand aside. That intelligent-looking boy yonder

we will hear from now. Well, Moses, can you tell us, as the result

of your five years' close study of mathematics, how many are twice

two?"--"Certainly I can. To be nice and exact about the matter, twice

two are nine and a half."--"Very well: I am done with you. There is one

more student to be interrogated. Well, Solomon, can you do any thing

towards settling the disputed question, how many are twice two?"--"Yes:

I am astonished there should be any difference of opinion about the

matter, when it is plain that no person who is really in earnest to

understand it can fail to see that twice two are seventeen." Such an

institution of learning as this would be broken up as a nuisance in

less than two hours after it was known to exist; and yet it furnishes a

striking illustration of the character and condition of our theological

institutions in which are professedly taught the science of Christianity

and the Bible. The difference among the professors and students of

theology is as great and important as in the former supposed case; and

were not the eyes of the soul put out, and the Christian sectarians

rendered blind by their false or mistaken teachers, they would see that

this is a true picture of their condition. We will institute another

illustration. The Christian churches are virtually six hundred

guide-boards professedly pointing the way to heaven. Let us suppose a

traveler, hunting his way to "the Queen City of the West," finds on

a hill a tree or post, to which are nailed six hundred guide-boards

pointing in six hundred different directions, and all labeled "To

Cincinnati." How much would he learn from them about the proper road to

travel to reach the city? The chance of striking the right course would

lay within six hundred guesses; and those guesses could be made as well

without the guide-boards as with them. And it is equally certain, and

most self-evidently certain, that the road to heaven could be found

as well if there were no churches and no Bibles pointing six hundred

different directions. Indeed, the chances of finding it would be much

better without them, because the minds of the people are confused and

confounded, and their time wasted, their mental and spiritual vision

darkened, and their judgments weakened, by attempting to grope their

way through such a labyrinth of chaos, confusion, and uncertainty, which

really incapacitates them for searching and finding the right way and

the sure road "to the kingdom."

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BIBLE TRANSLATIONS AND COMMENTARIES.

When we learn that there have been no less than one hundred and

fifty different translations and commentaries upon the Bible put in

circulation, we can see at once that this is calculated to greatly

augment the difficulty of ever arriving at any thing like a unity of

belief among the churches, or of settling the question as to what it is

necessary to do and believe in order to be saved, or of finding the road

to heaven through the churches. Translation after translation of the

Bible has been made by different churches, each one alleging that all

preceding translations were full of errors. The learned Dr. Robinson of

England has estimated that some of the modern translations of the Bible,

made for the special purpose of getting the errors out of "the Holy

Book," contain the frightful number of one hundred and fifty thousand

errors; and the American Christian Union, now engaged in translating

the Bible, declare that our present popular version, translated by

fifty-four of the most learned Christian scholars, and which has long

been an established standard authority in a large portion of Christendom

and regarded as nearly perfect, yet contains twenty-four thousand

errors. How many more translations we are to have, God only knows. The

thought occurs here, that, by the time all the errors are gotten out of

the Bible in this way, there will not be much of it left,--that it

will not be much larger than "Poor Richard's Maxims," or a common-sized

almanac. Now, to show the utter impossibility of establishing any

doctrine or settling any question in theology by the Bible, or of

learning any thing about what constitutes Christianity, or what we are

to do and believe in order to be saved, we have only to compare some of

these translations together, and observe the wide difference in their

teachings, and the fatal contradictions in their doctrines and precepts.

We will cite a few examples by way of proof and illustration. In our

translation, known as "King James's Bible," a text makes Christ say,

"A spirit hath not flesh and bones, as you see I have" (Luke xxiv. 39);

but, in the most popular translation in Europe (the Royal), this text

is made to read, "A spirit hath not flesh and blood, as you see I have

not." Here is a direct contradiction. One of these Bibles makes Christ

say he is a spirit, and the other that he is not, which is a flat, and

almost a fatal, contradiction. Now, where on earth is the tribunal to

which we can appeal to find out which of these translations is right? or

how can the matter be settled? Again: the text which in our own version

is made to read, "There are three that bare record in heaven,--the

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost," reads in another translation, "There are

three witnesses,--the water, the blood, and the spirit," which knocks

the trinity and divinity of Jesus Christ both out of the Bible, so far

as they are founded upon this text. We will cite one more example:

"The wonderful Messianic prophesy" as it is called (found in Isa. ix.

6.),--which reads in our translation, "Unto us a child is born, unto us

a son is given, he shall be called Wonderful Counselor, the Mighty God,

the Everlasting Father," &c.,--is made in another translation to say,

instead of "the Mighty God," "the Mighty Hero," and, instead of "the

Everlasting Father," "the Father of the everlasting age," &c., which

shows that the text is not a prophecy at all, and has no more reference

to Jesus Christ than to Mahomet. "The Mighty Hero" is not a term that

is ever applied to God but to bloody warriors. Now, who is to settle the

question as to which of these translations is the right one? It will be

observed, then, that we have, in the fifty contradictory translations

of the Bible, no-less than fifty contradictory moral codes and

fifty contradictory systems of doctrines, which are virtually fifty

assumed-to-be-perfect revelations from God (of course, all infallible).

Now, let us multiply the number of Christian sects (six hundred) by the

number of Bible translations and commentaries (one hundred and fifty),

and we will have indicated the number of roads marked out to heaven by

the churches. The result is ninety thousand (600 X 150 = 90,000).

Here, then, we have ninety thousand roads leading to "the house of many

mansions," which suggests the conclusion that nobody can possibly miss

getting there; for we must presume that it would be impossible to travel

in any direction without striking one of these numerous roads: so that

the world of sinners may be comforted with the assurance they will all

be saved. "The broad road" they are traveling must be intersected at

many points by some of these many pathways to paradise; and they have

only to turn off at the last crossing to be landed safe in "kingdom

come." They have therefore ninety thousand chances of being saved by

traveling "the broad road," if they prefer that to one of "the straight

and narrow roads." This soul-saving system may be regarded as a

lottery scheme in which there are eighty-nine thousand nine hundred and

ninety-nine blanks, and but one prize. Who would risk a farthing in such

an investment, with eighty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine

chances against drawing any thing? Certainly no person with common sense

or any intelligence. We will use an illustration. We will suppose the

proprietor of a brick building comprising ninety thousand, bricks, one

of which contains a gold medal worth one thousand dollars, says to

one of his neighbors, "Sir, the walls of this building comprise ninety

thousand bricks, and one of them contains a gold medal worth one

thousand dollars. If you will step to it, and put your finger on it, you

can have it." Can we suppose he would be very sanguine about winning the

gold medal? Certainly not. We will make another illustration. We will

suppose the Queen of England sends a company of a thousand men to

Australia to dig for a treasure known to have been buried there during

a war, the locality of which she describes in writing so accurately that

she presumes there can be no difficulty in finding it. In a few weeks

she dispatches a messenger to the island to ascertain what progress the

miners are making. But imagine his surprise, on reaching the place, to

learn that the laborers are divided up into six hundred companies, and

each company stoutly insisting that the spot where they are digging

answers exactly to the locality described by the written instrument.

Now, on the messenger reporting the case to the queen, what would

she conclude--ay, what could she conclude--but that she had made some

serious blunder or omission in her attempted description of the place?

It is not possible that an explicit revelation of the matter could

have led to such endless confusion and disputes. In like manner we are

morally compelled to conclude--yes, every principle of reasoning and

common sense impels us to the conclusion--that God has made a serious

blunder in attempting to give forth a perfect revelation to the world,

if (as it seems) he has left it so ambiguous, so unintelligible, and so

contradictory in its doctrines and teachings, that six hundred churches

have risen up, and are now disputing about what its doctrines and

teachings are. These six hundred churches comprise a hundred and fifty

millions of guessing Christians, all guessing their way to heaven,

with ninety-thousand chances against their ever reaching the heavenly

kingdom. To "the angel host" looking down, observing this infinite

diversity, demoralization, and conflict among the disciples of

the Christian faith, it must be regarded as a species of religious

monomania; for we may assume that no intelligent mind, which is not

blinded by religious superstition, could be drawn into such a delusion

as to conclude that such a book or such a religion or revelation is from

an all-wise and all-powerful God, or that it is necessary to believe it,

or that it is possible to believe it in any rational sense, or that

it can have the remotest connection with our salvation. It makes God

a fool, man a lunatic, religion a farce, and the Bible superlative

nonsense. Revelation is defined to be "the act of making known." But

what is made known by a book whose language is so contradictory and so

ambiguous that no two persons in a million agree with respect to all

it teaches? Every preacher and teacher simply makes known his ignorance

whenever he assumes to know what the Bible teaches; and yet i is called

"a perfect revelation of God's will." It is an assumption that makes

God an ignoramus and a tyrant to suppose he would give forth a perfect

revelation to the world, and require us to accept it as such on pain

of endless damnation, and yet leave it in such a jumbled, bungling, and

unintelligent condition that it is impossible to understand it. Such an

assumption certainly borders on blasphemy. We would charge him with no

such driveling nonsense. It is the legitimate prerogative of reason to

assume that a perfect being could make a perfect revelation or Bible,

the language of which should be so absolutely perfect and plain that no

person of ordinary understanding could possibly fail to understand every

text, every word, and every syllable of it, and no two persons could

possibly differ about the meaning of one text in the whole book. Such

a revelation or Bible, and only such, could be ascribed to an all-wise

God. Even men and women can now be found who are so far master of human

language that they can write books so plainly that there can be no

dispute about the meaning of one sentence in them. To assume, then, that

an infinitely wise God could not produce such a book is to place him

lower in the scale of intelligence than a common schoolboy. When,

therefore, I find the Christian Bible so far from possessing such

characteristics, I set it down as _prima-facie_ evidence that an

intelligent and all-wise God had nothing to do in originating it. And if

he were not superior to, or incapable of, such human weakness, he would

reject with contempt and disdain the honor, or rather dishonor,

ascribed to him in the authorship of such a book,--such a medley of

contradiction, ignorance, superstition, and barbarism as is ascribed to

him.

It is sometimes alleged (as we have already observed) in defence or

mitigation of the endless disputes among Christian professors about the

teachings of the Bible, that this disagreement does not appertain to any

of the essential doctrines of Christianity, but only to minor points, or

doctrines of minor importance. But such an admission is fatal either

to their honesty or to their good sense. It concedes that the quarrels

among the churches for ages has been about mere trifles, not worth

spending breath about. It concedes that it is "non-essentials," or mere

trifles, that keep them apart, and that have led them to build five

or six churches, and hire five or six priests, in every little village

throughout the country, at an expense of many thousand dollars. It is

certainly a criminal waste of time and money to spend it by the million

for churches and priests to propagate doctrines which they themselves

admit possess no real intrinsic importance. It shows they have been

actuated by selfish, dishonorable, and ignoble motives in fighting each

other for a thousand years, and in some cases murdering each other

by the thousand, for a difference of opinion they admit to be of no

importance. Those murdered Christians and devout Bible-believers were

charged with preaching damnable doctrines and devilish heresies; but

now we are told it was minor and unimportant doctrines that they were

quarreling about, and for which they were tortured and killed for

preaching. Yes, non-essential doctrine! _O tempora! O mores!_ But they

make a serious blunder when they talk about non-essential doctrine; for

their Bible teaches that all doctrines are essential,--that there is

no such thing as a non-essential doctrine; for it first proclaims

"one Lord, one faith, and one baptism," and then declares that "he who

offends in the least, offends in the whole."

These two declarations taken together prove (if they prove any thing)

that there is no "non-essential doctrine," and that the slightest

departure from the right faith, or the least disregard of the _most

trivial doctrine_ of the Christian creed, will land the soul of the man

or woman in endless perdition who is guilty of it. The solemn question

arises here, then, Who can escape eternal damnation? For, if there is

only one true faith, then the hundred and forty thousand different and

conflicting faiths cherished and propagated among Christians must all

be wrong but one,--a fact which impels us to the awful and inevitable

conclusion that not one Christian in a thousand--no, not in ten

thousand--can be saved by these terms of the gospel. The thought

sometimes occurs to the writer, that no truly enlightened person,

possessing a true moral dignity of character, could consent to hang his

salvation upon a book which, after eighteen hundred years of the most

critical investigation and explanation by the most learned minds

in Christendom, still remains a mystery with regard to all its most

important doctrines, so that more than six hundred churches are now

disputing about what it teaches; and the difficulty is still increasing

by the uprising of new churches with new creeds and new interpretations

of the Bible. Let the reader observe the striking difference in the

harmony of views which prevail in the various scientific societies

throughout the country and those of the churches, and he will discover

at once that there is no science in our religion. Take for example the

astronomical societies. They are all perfectly agreed with respect to

what the great Bible of nature teaches concerning that science. There

is no contention and no dispute with respect to the doctrines and

principles of that grand revelation of nature, because they are all

susceptible of proof and demonstration. Were it otherwise,--were

the amateurs and students of that science divided into six hundred

conflicting factions, like the churches, each with a different theory

with respect to what it teaches,--one contending that the sun rises in

the east, another that it rises in the west; one arguing that the sun

is the revolving center of our solar system, another contending that

the earth is; one teaching that the starry orbs which roll their massive

forms through infinite space are mere wax tapers stuck in the azure

vault to light this pigmy planet, or mere peep-holes for Gods to look

out upon our world; and one arguing that they were all knocked up in a

single day out of that singular substance called nothing, and another

that they are the outgrowth of other worlds, or have existed from

all eternity. Had the author, who was once a member of one of those

societies, observed such a chaos of confusion and conflict of opinion,

he would have discovered at once that nothing is realty known about the

science of astronomy,--that what is called such is nothing but a jargon

of conflicting dogmas and wild speculations. Hence he would not have

remained with them a single day after making such a discovery. Having

learned that the churches are in such a condition, he withdrew, and

has not been a member of one of those discordant institutions for many

years. He considers it a waste of time to be a member of a religious

body which only increases this difficulty and confusion. He has but one

life to live, and does not wish to waste that in a mere wild-goose chase

after religious speculations that can never be settled. Why fool away

our lives in chasing theological butterflies that can never be caught,

when there is a hundred times as much to be learned within the domain of

positive science as can be acquired in a lifetime, that is practically

useful and calculated to enlarge the boundaries of our knowledge and

elevate us to a higher plane of happiness, while the occupancy of the

mind with theological dogmas is only calculated to "lead to bewilder,

and dazzle to blind"?

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