CHAPTER V.

MORE ANECDOTES.

Bloody encounters with smugglers are rare, but they do happen sometimes,

and as it is always on the cards that active opposition may be

encountered when a party sets off to intercept a smuggler on his way to

“market,” the work of an exciseman is not entirely free from danger. Very

often when a smuggler goes on a journey, he travels armed with sword or

spear; sometimes with a musket; sometimes even with a modern revolver

or shot-gun. He is prepared to use these, and unless the intercepting

party gets the “drop” on him, he will put up a good fight. Unfortunately,

the officer, as a rule, though acquainted to some extent with the law

governing the right of private defence of public servants acting in an

official capacity, does not take full advantage of it; he has not been

bred to kill; and it is probable that there is a lurking fear in him

that the magistrate, who will hold the enquiry, will not see quite eye

to eye with him, and that he may, perhaps, be convicted of a rash and

negligent act, or grievous hurt, if he merely wounds his man, or even,

perhaps, of culpable homicide. To some extent he probably is justified in

so thinking. Not long ago, an officer fired off his pistol in a melee

following on a seizure, and wounded one of his assailants in the arm.

A complaint was made, and the unfortunate young officer was convicted

of grievous hurt, and sentenced to three months rigorous imprisonment

and a fine. It is true he was afterwards retried and acquitted, but he

was in no way compensated for the agony of mind he suffered, or for the

degradation he had undergone in being tried as an ordinary criminal. This

is chiefly to show that there is justification for an officer thinking

twice or oftener before he proceeds to take risks. But the general run of

magistrates are broad-minded men; men who combine with a sound knowledge

of law, worldly wisdom, and a knowledge of the special conditions, and it

is extremely rare for a conscientious officer to be “let down.” I shall

now tell a story based on fact.

Information was brought to the inspector of ... that a certain well-known

smuggler was on his way to ... and that he had a large quantity

of illicit opium with him. Report had it that he was armed, and,

accordingly, the inspector, providing himself with a revolver of small

calibre—really nothing more than a toy—and his peon, with a shot-gun

loaded with slugs in both barrels, set off with a small party to a

certain pass in the hills near by, through which the smuggler would have

to pass. In due time the smuggler, with a load on his shoulders, and a

Tower musket in his hand, came along.

“Halt,” called the inspector, jumping from his place of concealment, and

covering the smuggler with his toy revolver.

The only reply was a flash and bang from the smuggler’s musket, and for

a moment, the air was thick with smoke and nasty whining sounds, as

missiles of all kinds flew past the inspector’s head.

“Now I will shoot you,” said the inspector, and he fired a shot over the

smuggler. The smuggler poured some powder down his musket barrel.

“Put down that gun!” ordered the inspector, and he fired another shot

over the smuggler’s head. Now a piece of wadding clanged down under the

smuggler’s ramrod.

“I shall certainly shoot you now,” threatened the inspector, and another

tiny bullet whistled harmlessly past the smuggler. This time a handful of

slugs went rattling down the long barrel.

“Can my master be bewitched?” thought the peon, who had the loaded

shot-gun in his hands. “It must be so; but matters are getting too

serious for further argument,” and levelling the gun at the smuggler he

fired off both barrels at once, almost cutting the fellow in halves.

A large quantity of opium was found in the smuggler’s bundle and the

judicial officer who held the inquiry, a man who had risen from the

bottom of the ladder, and whose experience was wide, while admiring the

inspector’s humanity, considered that he had no right to expose himself

and his party in the way he did. He wanted it to be widely known that

smugglers who went armed with the idea of terrorising the executive did

so at the risk of being shot at sight, and he undertook to see that

officers who did this did not suffer. The peon was handsomely rewarded

and promoted for his presence of mind and opportune action.

Here is another story.

I had received information that a certain smuggler of repute expected

a big consignment of opium, and that it would reach his house sometime

during the night and be concealed there. It was about nine o’clock in the

evening when I set out, clad in an old grey suit, cap, and muffler, for

the smuggler’s house, intending to conceal myself somewhere near, and

watch proceedings. As I entered the quarter where the smuggler lived, I

was accosted by two beat constables who suggested that I was a member

of the crew of one of the tramp steamers then lying in the harbour.

After apparently satisfying them of my identity, I continued on my way,

and was soon ensconced under a large tree, with the smuggler’s house

and compound in full view. I had not been there an hour, when I heard

the sound of approaching footsteps, and looking round, was not a little

annoyed to find the beat constables again on my track. They had spotted

me in the gloom of the tree, and being suspicious, had come to see who

I was. To me it seemed that there was nothing to be gained after this

by continuing the watch, and so, roundly abusing the two inquisitive

myrmidons of the law, I went home. I was later to regret my unkindness

to my two preservers, for that, indeed, they proved to be. Next morning I

was called upon by one of my spies, who handed me a wicked looking dagger

with a blade at least five inches long.

“What might this be?” I asked.

“Sahib,” he replied, “if it had not been for the two policemen that

disturbed your watch last night, that dagger would have taken your life.

While you watched, there was one who watched you with this dagger. When

the two policemen came along, he dropped the weapon and made off.”

No name was given, and it would have done no good to have taken

proceedings against my would-be assailant, even if I had known his

name. Such things are all in the day’s work. But I had the satisfaction

the same day of going down to the smuggler’s house and unearthing

over a maund of his opium. It is true that he got off at the trial on

a technical point, but he lost a great deal of money, actually and

potentially, and I felt I had called quits to the person who was the

instigator of my attempted murder.

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