CHAPTER IX

OF OTHER REASONS FOR THE TRADESMAN'S DISASTERS: AND, FIRST, OF INNOCENT

DIVERSIONS

A few directions seasonably given, and wisely received, will be

sufficient to guide a tradesman in a right management of his business,

so as that, if he observes them, he may secure his prosperity and

success: but it requires a long and serious caveat to warn him of the

dangers he meets with in his way. Trade is a straight and direct way, if

they will but keep in it with a steady foot, and not wander, and launch

out here and there, as a loose head and giddy fancy will prompt them to

do.

The road, I say, is straight and direct; but there are many turnings and

openings in it, both to the right hand and to the left, in which, if a

tradesman but once ventures to step awry, it is ten thousand to one but

he loses himself, and very rarely finds his way back again; at least if

he does, it is like a man that has been lost in a wood; he comes out

with a scratched face, and torn clothes, tired and spent, and does not

recover himself in a long while after.

In a word, one steady motion carries him up, but many things assist to

pull him down; there are many ways open to his ruin, but few to his

rising: and though employment is said to be the best fence against

temptations, and he that is busy heartily in his business, temptations

to idleness and negligence will not be so busy about him, yet tradesmen

are as often drawn from their business as other men; and when they are

so, it is more fatal to them a great deal, than it is to gentlemen and

persons whose employments do not call for their personal attendance so

much as a shop does.

Among the many turnings and bye-lanes, which, as I say, are to be met

with in the straight road of trade, there are two as dangerous and fatal

to their prosperity as the worst, though they both carry an appearance

of good, and promise contrary to what they perform; these are--

I. Pleasures and diversions, especially such as they will have us call

innocent diversions.

II. Projects and adventures, and especially such as promise mountains of

profit _in nubibus_ [in the clouds], and are therefore the more likely

to ensnare the poor eager avaricious tradesman.

1. I am now to speak of the first, namely, pleasures and diversions. I

cannot allow any pleasures to be innocent, when they turn away either

the body or the mind of a tradesman from the one needful thing which his

calling makes necessary, and that necessity makes his duty--I mean, the

application both of his hands and head to his business. Those pleasures

and diversions may be innocent in themselves, which are not so to him:

there are very few things in the world that are simply evil, but things

are made circumstantially evil when they are not so in themselves:

killing a man is not simply sinful; on the contrary, it is not lawful

only, but a duty, when justice and the laws of God or man require it;

but when done maliciously, from any corrupt principle, or to any

corrupted end, is murder, and the worst of crimes.

Pleasures and diversions are thus made criminal, when a man is engaged

in duty to a full attendance upon such business as those pleasures and

diversions necessarily interfere with and interrupt; those pleasures,

though innocent in themselves, become a fault in him, because his legal

avocations demand his attendance in another place. Thus those pleasures

may be lawful to another man, which are not so to him, because another

man has not the same obligation to a calling, the same necessity to

apply to it, the same cry of a family, whose bread may depend upon his

diligence, as a tradesman has.

Solomon, the royal patron of industry, tells us, 'He that is a lover of

pleasure, shall be a poor man.' I must not doubt but Solomon is to be

understood of tradesmen and working men, such as I am writing of, whose

time and application is due to their business, and who, in pursuit of

their pleasures, are sure to neglect their shops, or employments, and I

therefore render the words thus, to the present purpose--'The tradesman

that is a lover of pleasure, shall be a poor man.' I hope I do not wrest

the Scripture in my interpretation of it; I am sure it agrees with the

whole tenor of the wise man's other discourses.

When I see young shopkeepers keep horses, ride a-hunting, learn

dog-language, and keep the sportsmen's brogue upon their tongues, I will

not say I read their destiny, for I am no fortuneteller, but I do say, I

am always afraid for them; especially when I know that either their

fortunes and beginnings are below it, or that their trades are such as

in a particular manner to require their constant attendance. As to see a

barber abroad on a Saturday, a corn-factor abroad on a Wednesday and

Friday, or a Blackwell-hall man on a Thursday, you may as well say a

country shopkeeper should go a-hunting on a market-day, or go a-feasting

at the fair day of the town where he lives; and yet riding and hunting

are otherwise lawful diversions, and in their kind very good for

exercise and health.

I am not for making a galley-slave of a shopkeeper, and have him chained

down to the oar; but if he be a wise, a prudent, and a diligent

tradesman, he will allow himself as few excursions as possible.

Business neglected is business lost; it is true, there are some

businesses which require less attendance than others, and give a man

less occasion of application; but, in general, that tradesman who can

satisfy himself to be absent from his business, must not expect success;

if he is above the character of a diligent tradesman, he must then be

above the business too, and should leave it to somebody, that, having

more need of it, will think it worth his while to mind it better.

Nor, indeed, is it possible a tradesman should be master of any of the

qualifications which I have set down to denominate him complete, if he

neglects his shop and his time, following his pleasures and diversions.

I will allow that the man is not vicious and wicked, that he is not

addicted to drunkenness, to women, to gaming, or any such things as

those, for those are not woundings, but murder, downright killing. A man

may wound and hurt himself sometimes, in the rage of an ungoverned

passion, or in a phrensy or fever, and intend no more; but if he shoots

himself through the head, or hangs himself, we are sure then he intended

to kill and destroy himself, and he dies inevitably.

For a tradesman to follow his pleasures, which indeed is generally

attended with a slighting of his business, leaving his shop to servants

or others, it is evident to me that he is indifferent whether it thrives

or no; and, above all, it is evident that his heart is not in his

business; that he does not delight in it, or look on it with pleasure.

To a complete tradesman there is no pleasure equal to that of being in

his business, no delight equal to that of seeing himself thrive, to see

trade flow in upon him, and to be satisfied that he goes on

prosperously. He will never thrive, that cares not whether he thrives or

no. As trade is the chief employment of his life, and is therefore

called, by way of eminence, _his business_, so it should be made the

chief delight of his life. The tradesman that does not love his

business, will never give it due attendance.

Pleasure is a bait to the mind, and the mind will attract the body:

where the heart is, the object shall always have the body's company. The

great objection I meet with from young tradesmen against this argument

is, they follow no unlawful pleasures; they do not spend their time in

taverns, and drinking to excess; they do not spend their money in

gaming, and so stock-starve their business, and rob the shop to supply

the extravagant losses of play; or they do not spend their hours in ill

company and debaucheries; all they do, is a little innocent diversion

in riding abroad now and then for the air, and for their health, and to

ease their thoughts of the throng of other affairs which are heavy upon

them, &c.

These, I say, are the excuses of young tradesmen; and, indeed, they are

young excuses, and, I may say truly, have nothing in them. It is perhaps

true, or I may grant it so for the present purpose, that the pleasure

the tradesman takes is, as he says, not unlawful, and that he follows

only a little innocent diversion; but let me tell him, the words are ill

put together, and the diversion is rather recommended from the word

_little_, than from the word _innocent_: if it be, indeed, but little,

it may be innocent; but the case is quite altered by the extent of the

thing; and the innocence lies here, not in the nature of the thing, not

in the diversion or pleasure that is taken, but in the time it takes;

for if the man spends the time in it which should be spent in his shop

or warehouse, and his business suffers by his absence, as it must do, if

the absence is long at a time, or often practised--the diversion so

taken becomes criminal to him, though the same diversion might be

innocent in another.

Thus I have heard a young tradesman, who loved his bottle, excuse

himself, and say, 'It is true, I have been at the tavern, but I was

treated, it cost me nothing.' And this, he thinks, clears him of all

blame; not considering that when he spends no money, yet he spends five

times the value of the money in time. Another says, 'Why, indeed, I was

at the tavern yesterday all the afternoon, but I could not help it, and

I spent but sixpence.' But at the same time perhaps it might be said he

spent five pounds' worth of time, his business being neglected, his shop

unattended, his books not posted, his letters not written, and the

like--for all those things are works necessary to a tradesman, as well

as the attendance on his shop, and infinitely above the pleasure of

being treated at the expense of his time. All manner of pleasures should

buckle and be subservient to business: he that makes his pleasure be his

business, will never make his business be a pleasure. Innocent pleasures

become sinful, when they are used to excess, and so it is here; the most

innocent diversion becomes criminal, when it breaks in upon that which

is the due and just employment of the man's life. Pleasures rob the

tradesman, and how, then, can he call them innocent diversions? They are

downright thieves; they rob his shop of his attendance, and of the time

which he ought to bestow there; they rob his family of their due

support, by the man's neglecting that business by which they are to be

supported and maintained; and they oftentimes rob the creditors of their

just debts, the tradesman sinking by the inordinate use of those

innocent diversions, as he calls them, as well by the expense attending

them, as the loss of his time, and neglect of his business, by which he

is at last reduced to the necessity of shutting up shop in earnest,

which was indeed as good as shut before. A shop without a master is like

the same shop on a middling holiday, half shut up, and he that keeps it

long so, need not doubt but he may in a little time more shut it quite

up.

In short, pleasure is a thief to business; how any man can call it

innocent, let him answer that does so; it robs him every way, as I have

said above: and if the tradesman be a Christian, and has any regard to

religion and his duty, I must tell him, that when upon his disasters he

shall reflect, and see that he has ruined himself and his family, by

following too much those diversions and pleasures which he thought

innocent, and which perhaps in themselves were really so, he will find

great cause to repent of that which he insisted on as innocent; he will

find himself lost, by doing lawful things, and that he made those

innocent things sinful, and those lawful things unlawful to him. Thus,

as they robbed his family and creditors before of their just debts--for

maintenance is a tradesman's just debt to his family, and a wife and

children are as much a tradesman's real creditors as those who trusted

him with their goods--I say, as his innocent pleasures robbed his family

and creditors before, they will rob him now of his peace, and of all

that calm of soul which an honest, industrious, though unfortunate,

tradesman meets with under his disasters.

I am asked here, perhaps, how much pleasure an honest-meaning tradesman

may be allowed to take? for it cannot be supposed I should insist that

all pleasure is forbidden him, that he must have no diversion, no spare

hours, no intervals from hurry and fatigue; that would be to pin him

down to the very floor of his shop, as John Sheppard was locked down to

the floor of his prison.

The answer to this question every prudent tradesman may make for

himself: if his pleasure is in his shop, and in his business, there is

no danger of him; but if he has an itch after exotic diversions--I mean

such as are foreign to his shop, and to his business, and which I

therefore call _exotic_--let him honestly and fairly state the case

between his shop and his diversions, and judge impartially for himself.

So much pleasure, and no more, may be innocently taken, as does not

interfere with, or do the least damage to his business, by taking him

away from it.

Every moment that his trade wants him in his shop or warehouse, it is

his duty to be there; it is not enough to say, I believe I shall not be

wanted; or I believe I shall suffer no loss by my absence. He must come

to a point and not deceive himself; if he does, the cheat is all his

own. If he will not judge sincerely at first, he will reproach himself

sincerely at last; for there is no fraud against his own reflections: a

man is very rarely a hypocrite to himself.

The rule may be, in a few words, thus: those pleasures or diversions,

and those only, can be innocent, which the man may or does use, or

allow himself to use, without hindrance of, or injury to, his business

and reputation.

Let the diversions or pleasures in question be what they will, and how

innocent soever they are in themselves, they are not so to him, because

they interrupt or interfere with his business, which is his immediate

duty. I have mentioned the circumstance which touches this part too,

namely, that there may be a time when even the needful duties of

religion may become faults, and unseasonable, when another more needful

attendance calls for us to apply to it; much more, then, those things

which are only barely lawful. There is a visible difference between the

things which we may do, and the things which we must do. Pleasures at

certain seasons are allowed, and we may give ourselves some loose to

them; but business, I mean to the man of business, is that needful

thing, of which it is not to be said it _may_, but it _must_ be done.

Again, those pleasures which may not only be lawful in themselves, but

which may be lawful to other men, yet are criminal and unlawful to him.

To gentlemen of fortunes and estates, who being born to large

possessions, and have no avocations of this kind, it is certainly lawful

to spend their spare hours on horseback, with their hounds or hawks,

pursuing their game; or, on foot, with their gun and their net, and

their dogs to kill the hares or birds, &c.--all which we call sport.

These are the men that can, with a particular satisfaction, when they

come home, say they have only taken an innocent diversion; and yet even

in these, there are not wanting some excesses which take away the

innocence of them, and consequently the satisfaction in their

reflection, and therefore it was I said it was lawful to them to spend

their spare hours--by which I am to be understood, those hours which are

not due to more solemn and weighty occasions, such as the duties of

religion in particular. But as this is not my present subject, I

proceed; for I am not talking to gentlemen now, but to tradesmen.

The prudent tradesman will, in time, consider what he ought or ought not

to do, in his own particular case, as to his pleasures--not what another

man may or may not do. In short, nothing of pleasure or diversion can be

innocent to him, whatever it may be to another, if it injures his

business, if it takes either his time, or his mind, or his delight, or

his attendance, from his business; nor can all the little excuses, of

its being for his health, and for the needful unbending the bow of the

mind, from the constant application of business, for all these must

stoop to the great article of his shop and business; though I might add,

that the bare taking the air for health, and for a recess to the mind,

is not the thing I am talking of--it is the taking an immoderate

liberty, and spending an immoderate length of time, and that at

unseasonable and improper hours, so as to make his pleasures and

diversions be prejudicial to his business--this is the evil I object to,

and this is too much the ruin of the tradesmen of this age; and thus any

man who calmly reads these papers will see I ought to be understood.

Nor do I confine this discourse to the innocent diversions of a horse,

and riding abroad to take the air; things which, as above, are made

hurtful and unlawful to him, only as they are hindrances to his

business, and are more or less so, as they rob his shop or warehouse, or

business, or his attendance and time, and cause him to draw his

affections off from his calling.

But we see other and new pleasures daily crowding in upon the tradesman,

and some which no age before this have been in danger of--I mean, not to

such an excess as is now the case, and consequently there were fewer

tradesmen drawn into the practice.

The present age is a time of gallantry and gaiety; nothing of the

present pride and vanity was known, or but very little of it, in former

times: the baits which are every where laid for the corruption of youth,

and for the ruin of their fortunes, were never so many and so

mischievous as they are now.

We scarce now see a tradesman's apprentice come to his fifth year, but

he gets a long wig and a sword, and a set of companions suitable; and

this wig and sword, being left at proper and convenient places, are put

on at night after the shop is shut, or when they can slip out to go

a-raking in, and when they never fail of company ready to lead them into

all manner of wickedness and debauchery; and from this cause it is

principally that so many apprentices are ruined, and run away from their

masters before they come out of their times--more, I am persuaded, now,

than ever were to be found before.

Nor, as I said before, will I charge the devil with having any hand in

the ruin of these young fellows--indeed, he needs not trouble himself

about them, they are his own by early choice--they anticipate

temptation, and are as forward as the devil can desire them to be. These

may be truly said to be drawn aside of their own lusts, and

enticed--they need no tempter.

But of these I may also say, they seldom trouble the tradesmen's class;

they get ruined early, and finish the tradesman before they begin, so my

discourse is not at present directed much to them; indeed, they are past

advice before they come in my way.

Indeed, I knew one of these sort of gentlemen-apprentices make an

attempt to begin, and set up his trade--he was a dealer in what they

call Crooked-lane wares: he got about £300 from his father, an honest

plain countryman, to set him up, and his said honest father exerted

himself to the utmost to send him up so much money.

When he had gotten the money, he took a shop near the place where he had

served his time, and entering upon the shop, he had it painted, and

fitted up, and some goods he bought in order to furnish it; but before

that, he was obliged to pay about £70 of the money to little debts,

which he had contracted in his apprenticeship, at two or three

ale-houses, for drink and eatables, treats, and junketings; and at the

barber's for long perukes, at the sempstress's for fine Holland-shirts,

turn-overs, white gloves, &c, to make a beau of him, and at several

other places.

When he came to dip into this, and found that it wanted still £30 or £40

to equip him for the company which he had learned to keep, he took care

to do this first; and being delighted with his new dress, and how like a

gentleman he looked, he was resolved, before he opened a shop, to take

his swing a little in the town; so away he went, with two of his

neighbour's apprentices, to the play-house, thence to the tavern, not

far from his dwelling, and there they fell to cards, and sat up all

night--and thus they spent about a fortnight; the rest just creeping

into their masters' houses, by the connivance of their fellow-servants,

and he getting a bed in the tavern, where what he spent, to be sure,

made them willing enough to oblige him--that is to say, to encourage him

to ruin himself.

They then changed their course, indeed, and went to the ball, and that

necessarily kept them out the most part of the night, always having

their supper dressed at the tavern at their return; and thus, in a few

words, he went on till he made way through all the remaining money he

had left, and was obliged to call his creditors together, and break

before he so much as opened his shop--I say, his creditors, for great

part of the goods which he had furnished his shop with were unpaid for;

perhaps some few might be bought with ready money.

This man, indeed, is the only tradesman that ever I met with, that set

up and broke before his shop was open; others I have indeed known make

very quick work of it.

But this part rather belongs to another head. I am at present not

talking of madmen, as I hope, indeed, I am not writing to madmen, but I

am talking of tradesmen undone by lawful things, by what they call

innocent and harmless things--such as riding abroad, or walking abroad

to take the air, and to divert themselves, dogs, gun, country-sport, and

city-recreation. These things are certainly lawful, and in themselves

very innocent; nay, they may be needful for health, and to give some

relaxation to the mind, hurried with too much business; but the

needfulness of them is so much made an excuse, and the excess of them is

so injurious to the tradesman's business and to his time, which should

be set apart for his shop and his trade, that there are not a few

tradesmen thus lawfully ruined, as I may call it--in a word, lawful or

unlawful, their shop is neglected, their business goes behind-hand, and

it is all one to the subject of breaking, and to the creditor, whether

the man was undone by being a knave, or by being a fool; it is all one

whether he lost his trade by scandalous immoral negligence, or by sober

or religious negligence.

In a word, business languishes, while the tradesman is absent, and

neglects it, be it for his health or for his pleasure, be it in good

company or in bad, be it from a good or an ill design; and if the

business languishes, the tradesman will not be long before he languishes

too; for nothing can support the tradesman but his supporting his trade

by a due attendance and application.[18]

FOOTNOTES:

[18] [In the above admirable series of plain-spoken advices, the author

has omitted one weighty reason why young tradesmen should not spend

their evenings in frivolous, or otherwise improper company. The actual

loss of time and of money incurred by such courses of conduct, is

generally of less consequence than the losses arising from habitual

distraction of mind, and the acquisition of an acquaintanceship with a

set of idle or silly companions. It is of the utmost importance that

young tradesmen should spend their leisure hours in a way calculated to

soothe the feelings, and enlarge the mind; and in the present day, from

the prevalance of literature, and other rational means for amusement,

they have ample opportunities of doing so.]

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