_Question._ So you have conscientiously done the Jubilee?
_Answer._ Certainly. For the last month I have scarcely ever been to
bed.
_Q._ Why? _A._ Somehow I have not retired to rest before it has been
time to get up.
_Q._ Did you go to the Abbey?
_A._ That I did! Most touching! Shall never forget----
_Q._ Thank you. I think I can supply as much as you want of that sort of
thing. I will not trouble you for any descriptions. Were you at the
Guildhall Ball?
_A._ I was, and saw all the foreign Royalties.
_Q._ How did the LORD MAYOR get through it?
_A._ On the whole, well; although the Remembrancer, in a full-bottomed
wig, rushing about, in a very energetic fashion, was suggestive of
_Fusbos_ in _Bombastes Furioso_.
_Q._ Were you at the Royal Academy _Soiree_?
_A._ Certainly. It was a very large gathering.
_Q._ And who did you see there?
_A._ The same persons as those I had noticed in the Abbey.
_Q._ And they were----
_A._ The persons I had seen at the Reform Club
Ball.
_Q._ And they?
_A._ Were subsequently found at the Inner Temple Ball,
the Gray's Inn Maske, and the laying of the foundation-stone of the
Institute.
_Q._ Was the _Maske of Flowers_ a success?
_A._ A very great success; but it was all I could do to keep awake--I
was so dead beat--in the Gray's Inn grounds at the Garden Party
afterwards.
_Q._ And the Volunteer Review--how did you like that?
_A._ Oh, splendid! Nearly thirty thousand men all marching past.
_Q._ And the Review at Aldershot?
_A._ Magnificent! Nearly seventy thousand men marching past.
_Q._ Did they all pass you?
_A._ Yes, all. They took three hours or more in doing it. They were all
alike. Seventy thousand men, all alike, for three hours. It was deeply
interesting.
_Q._ Did you see the QUEEN?
_A._ I saw where she was, but HER MAJESTY was concealed from view by the
Long Valley dust.
_Q._ Did you go to the Lincoln's Inn Garden Party?
_A._ To meet Lord HERSCHELL, his friends, and the Prince and Princess?
Certainly. It differed from other Garden Parties in having in the
grounds a sort of bath containing a fountain, ducks, and (to the best of
my belief) turtles.
_Q._ Have you been to many Garden Parties?
_A._ Oh yes, to a large number. I have been to nineteen with Indian
Princes complete, and two without.
_Q._ Did you go to the Naval Review?
_A._ Oh yes; in the middle of the night. I came back before the dawn on
the following morning.
_Q._ Was it very beautiful?
_A._ Very--what I could see of it.
_Q._ What did you see of it?
_A._ Not much.
_Q._ Have you done anything else?
_A._ I have been in a chronic state of dinners, balls, operas, laying of
foundation-stones, fireworks, and marches past.
_Q._ Are you at all confused?
_A._ So much confused, that I have just head enough left to try, in a
feeble manner, to get back to the country.
_Q._ And if you do get back to the country, when shall you again visit
town?
_A._ Well, it is my impression, not just immediately!
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