In February 1666, in a coach with four horses--“mighty fine”

Transcriber’s Notes:

Text enclosed by underscores is in italics (_italics_).

Sidenotes are identified as: [SN: text of sidenote].

Additional Transcriber’s Notes are at the end.

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FLOREAT ETONA

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[Illustration: The Great Court of Eton College. _Engraved by J. Black

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FLOREAT ETONA

ANECDOTES AND MEMORIES OF ETON COLLEGE

BY RALPH NEVILL

MACMILLAN AND CO., LIMITED

ST. MARTIN’S STREET, LONDON

1911

* * * * *

IN MEMORY OF MY DEAR OLD ETON FRIEND S. S. S.

Still are thy pleasant voices, thy nightingales awake;

For Death, he taketh all away, but them he cannot take.

* * * * *

The Author wishes to acknowledge the great debt of gratitude which he

owes to those who have assisted him by the loan of books, photographs,

and prints.

First and foremost stands the Right Honourable Lewis Harcourt, M.P.,

who has most kindly afforded him access to his unique collection of

Eton books--eventually destined, it is understood, for the school

library.

The Earl of Rosebery, K.G., has also shown great good-nature in lending

a number of interesting prints, reproductions of which will be found

amongst the illustrations.

Especial thanks are due to Mr. Robert John Graham Simmonds, resident

agent of the Hawkesyard estate, who took considerable trouble to

furnish valuable information concerning the old Eton organ case, a

photograph of which, by the courteous permission of the Dominican

fathers, was taken in their chapel at Rugeley. The photographs of

the old oak panelling formerly in the Eton Chapel were obligingly

contributed by Mrs. Sheridan, in whose entrance hall at Frampton

Court, Dorset, this panelling now is.

The author also wishes to thank a number of old Etonians who have

furnished him with anecdotes and notes which have proved of much

assistance. Chief among these must be mentioned his cousin, the

Right Hon. Sir Algernon West, one of the few survivors of “Montem,”

Mr. Douglas Ainslie, and Mr. Vivian Bulkeley Johnson--some other

obligations are acknowledged in the text. His debt to previous books

dealing with Eton will be evident; and a number of the coloured plates

are reproduced from the scarce work on Public Schools published by

Ackermann a little short of a hundred years ago.

CONTENTS

PAGE

1. EARLY DAYS 1

2. OLD CUSTOMS AND WAYS 30

3. DR. KEATE--FLOGGING AND FIGHTING 68

4. “CADS,” AND THE “CHRISTOPHER” 99

5. MONTEM 129

6. THE COLLEGE BUILDINGS 157

7. COLLEGE 196

8. SCHOOL WORK 227

9. ROWING AND GAMES 252

10. YESTERDAY AND TO-DAY 286

INDEX 331

ILLUSTRATIONS

IN COLOUR

FACE PAGE

The Great Court of Eton College _Frontispiece_

The Oppidan’s Museum or Eton Court of

Claims at the Christopher 116

Ad Montem, 1838 144

The Cloisters of Eton College 158

The College Hall before Restoration 164

The Chapel before Restoration 184

A Colleger, 1816 196

Eton College from the River 328

IN BLACK AND WHITE

Eton in the Seventeenth Century 16

Eton College from Crown Corner 32

Headmaster’s Room, showing Swishing

Block and Birches 82

Jack Hall, Fisherman of Eton 102

Herbert Stockhore, the “Montem Poet,”

going to Salt Hill in 1823 129

The Montem of 1823 130

The Montem of 1841--The March round the

School-Yard 140

Old Oak Panelling formerly in Eton Chapel 174

Carved and Decorated Organ Case formerly

in Eton Chapel 176

James Culliford, the last Chief Butler of

College to wear the livery of Eton blue 202

Old College Servants 206

Sixth-Form Bench 226

Say Father Thames, for thou hast seen

Full many a sprightly race,

Disporting on thy margent green.

The paths of pleasure trace.--_Gray’s Ode_ 242

I EARLY DAYS

Amongst public schools Eton admittedly occupies a unique position.

Every one admires the beauty of its surroundings, whilst to those

possessed of imagination--more especially, of course, if they are

Etonians--the school and its traditions cannot fail to appeal.

In addition to many of its associations being connected with glorious

chapters of English history, the old quadrangle, chapel, and playing

fields possess a peculiar charm of their own, due to a feeling that the

spirit of past ages still hovers around them. There is, indeed, a real

sentimental pleasure in the thought that many of England’s greatest men

laid the foundations of brilliant and successful careers amidst these

venerable and picturesque surroundings. No other school can claim to

have sent forth such a cohort of distinguished figures to make their

mark in the world; and of this fine pageant of boyhood not a few,

without doubt, owed their success to the spirit of manly independence

and splendid unconscious happiness which the genius of the place seems

to have the gift of bestowing.

No other school exercises such an attraction over its old boys as Eton,

with many of whom the traditions of the place become almost a second

religion. “I hate Eton,” the writer once heard an individual who had

been educated elsewhere frankly say, “for whenever I come across two

or three old Etonians, and the subject is mentioned, they can talk of

nothing else.”

The affection felt for the school is the greatest justification for

its existence; an educational institution which can inspire those sent

there with a profound and lasting pride and belief in its superiority

over all other schools, must of necessity possess some special and

fine qualities not to be found elsewhere. The vast majority of boys

experience a vague feeling of sentimental regret when the time for

leaving arrives--they have a keen sense of the break with a number of

old and pleasant associations, soon to become things of the past--the

school yard and the venerable old buildings, so lovingly touched by the

hand of Time, never seem so attractive as then, whilst the incomparable

playing fields, in their summer loveliness, acquire a peculiar and

unique charm. As a gifted son of Eton, the late Mr. Mowbray Morris,

has so well said, “shaded by their immemorial brotherhood of elms,

and kissed by the silver winding river, they will stand undimmed

and unforgotten when the memory of many a more famous, many a more

splendid scene has passed away.”

[SN: FOUNDATION]

For the true Etonian there is no such thing as a final parting from

these surroundings, the indefinable charm of which remains in his mind

up to the last day of his life. Fitly enough, this love for Eton,

handed on from generation to generation, and affecting every kind of

disposition and character, has been most happily expressed by a poet

who was himself an Etonian--John Moultrie. May his lines continue to be

applicable to the old school for many ages to come!

And through thy spacious courts, and o’er thy green

Irriguous meadows, swarming as of old,

A youthful generation still is seen,

Of birth, of mind, of humour manifold:

The grave, the gay, the timid, and the bold,

The noble nursling of the palace hall,

The merchant’s offspring, heir to wealth untold,

The pale-eyed youth, whom learning’s spells enthrall,

Within thy cloisters meet, and love thee, one and all.

The history of the College has been so ably written by Sir Henry

Maxwell Lyte, that it would here be superfluous to do more than touch

upon a few incidents of special interest.

Henry VI., unlike the warlike Plantagenets from whom he sprang,

was essentially of studious disposition, and the foundation of a

college--one of his favourite schemes, almost from boyhood--was a

project which he at once gratified on reaching years of discretion. In

1441, when nineteen, he granted the original charter to “The King’s

College of our Lady of Eton besides Wyndsor.”

This ancient constitution remained in force till the year 1869, when a

new governing body was introduced, which drew up new statutes two years

later. The last Fellow representing the old foundation, as instituted

by Henry VI., was the late Bursar, the Rev. W. A. Carter, who died in

1892.

On the completion of the arrangements for the institution of the

College, the old parish church, standing in what is now the graveyard

of the chapel, was pulled down, and a new edifice of “the hard stone of

Kent--the most substantial and the best abiding,” begun. Roger Keyes,

before Warden of All Souls College, Oxford, was appointed master of

the works, receiving a patent of nobility and a grant of arms for his

services. At the same time the newly founded College was assigned a

coat of arms, three white lilies (typical of the Virgin and of the

bright flowers of science) upon a field of sable being combined with

the fleur-de-lys of France and the leopard passant of England, to form

the design with which Etonians have been familiar for more than four

hundred and fifty years.

In 1442 came the first Provost, William of Waynflete, from Winchester,

bringing with him, no doubt, some scholars who formed the nucleus of

the new foundation. So much on the lines of the College on the banks of

the Itchen was Eton founded, though from the first various differences

prevailed--the number of commoners in college (_commensales in

collegio_), for instance, was doubled, it being stipulated that they

must belong to families entitled to bear arms.

The connection between the two schools was close. An alliance, known as

the “Amicabilis Concordia,” pledging Eton and Winchester to a mutual

defence of each other’s rights and privileges, was instituted--a bond

of friendship and amity which has never been broken up to the present

day.

[SN: ORIGINAL DESIGN]

The original design of Henry VI. had contemplated a huge nave for the

chapel, which would have stretched right down what is now known as

Keate’s Lane. This, however, was never completed, William of Waynflete

eventually finishing the building with the present ante-chapel, built

of Headington stone, for which, it should be added, Bath stone was

substituted some thirty-four years ago.

There exists a legend that in the reign of Edward IV. Eton only escaped

suppression owing to the intercession of Jane Shore. Though the story

seems to rest upon no solid historical foundation, it is curious to

note that two portraits of this Royal favourite are preserved in the

Provost’s Lodge.

When Henry VII. escorted Philip of Castile “toward the seaside” on his

return home in 1505, the two kings passed through Windsor--“all the

children of Eaton standing along the barres of the Church yeard.”

Henry VIII. paid a visit to the school in July 1510, and made a

monetary donation, as was customary in his day.

The College curriculum at that time seems to have been of a somewhat

elementary kind: as late as 1530 no Greek was taught. Great stress was

laid upon prayers and devotion, as the following description left to us

by William Malim, Headmaster in 1561, shows:--

“They come to schole at vj. of the clok in the mornyng. They say

Deus misereatur, with a colecte; at ix, they say De profundis and go

to brekefaste. Within a quarter of an howere cum ageyne, and tary

(till) xj. and then to dyner; at v. to soper, afore an antheme and De

profundis.

Two prepositores in every forme, whiche dothe give in a schrowe the

absentes namys at any lecture, and shewith when and at what tyme both

in the fore none for the tyme past and at v.

Also ij. prepositores in the body of the chirche, ij. in the gwere

for spekyng of Laten in the third forme and all other, every one a

custos, and in every howse a monytor.

When they goe home, ij. and ij. in order, a monitor to se that they

do soe tyll they come at there hostise dore. Also prevy monytores how

many the master wylle. Prepositores in the field whan they play, for

fyghtyng, rent clothes, blew eyes, or siche like.

Prepositores for yll kept hedys, unwasshid facys, fowle clothes,

and sich other. Yff there be iiij. or v. in a howse, monytores for

chydyng and for Laten spekyng.

When any dothe come newe, the master dothe inquire fro whens he

comyth, what frendys he hathe, whether there be any plage. No man

gothe owte off the schole nother home to his frendes without the

masteres lycence. Yff there be any dullard, the master gyvith his

frends warnyng, and puttyth hym away, that he sclander not the

schole.“

Latin plays were acted during the long winter evenings. Several of

these were written by Nicholas Udall (Headmaster, 1534-1541), the

author of _Ralph Roister Doister_, the first English comedy.

For almost two hundred years, from 1563, when William Malim resigned

(owing, it is said, to his severity having caused some boys to run

away), comparatively obscure men held the office of Headmaster, and

were overshadowed by Provosts who left their mark upon the school.

Henry VIII. was one day much astonished when informed by Sir Thomas

Wyatt that he had discovered a living of a hundred a year which would

be more than enough for him. “We have no such thing in England,” said

the King. “Yes, Sir,” replied Sir Thomas, “the Provostship of Eton,

where a man has his diet, his lodging, his horse-meat, his servants’

wages, his riding charges, and £100 per annum.”

[SN: ETONIAN MARTYRS]

During the troublous days of the Reformation Eton appears to have

undergone little change; but a number of old Etonians and Fellows went

to the stake for Protestantism under Queen Mary.

The names of the Etonians who underwent martyrdom for the reformed

faith were JOHN FULLER, who became a scholar of King’s in 1527, and

was burnt to death on Jesus Green in Cambridge, April 2, 1556; ROBERT

GLOVER, scholar of King’s in 1533, burnt to death at Coventry on

September 20, 1555; LAWRENCE SAUNDERS, scholar of King’s in 1538, burnt

to death at Coventry on February 8, 1556; JOHN HULLIER, scholar of

King’s also, in 1588, burnt to death on Jesus Green, Cambridge, on

April 2, 1556. “Their faith was strong unto death and they sealed their

belief with their blood.”

On the other hand, Dr. Henry Cole, appointed Provost in 1554, behaved

in a disgraceful manner. Having advocated the Reformation, he became

in Queen Mary’s reign a rigid Romanist, and was appointed by her to

preach, before the execution of Cranmer, in St. Mary’s Church at

Oxford. He became Dean of St. Paul’s in 1556, and Vicar-General under

Cardinal Pole in 1557. Soon after the accession of Elizabeth he was

deprived of his Deanery, fined 500 marks, and imprisoned. Whether he

was formally deprived of the Provostship, or withdrew silently, does

not appear. He died in the Fleet in 1561.

In 1563 and 1570 Queen Elizabeth paid visits to the College, and a

memorial of her beneficence is still to be seen on a panel of the

College hall.[1]

At that time the school seems to have been divided into seven forms;

of these the first three were under the Lower Master--an arrangement

which was only altered in 1868, when First and Second Forms ceased to

exist and a Fourth Form was included as part of what now corresponds

to Lower School. It is a curious coincidence that even in those early

days Fourth Form during part of the school hours were under the Lower

Master’s control.

[SN: “FLOGGING DAY”]

Their two meals were dinner at eleven and supper at seven, bedtime

being at eight. Friday, it is interesting to learn, was set aside as

“flogging day.”

At a comparatively early period in the history of the school the

tendency which within the last forty years abolished the First and

Second Forms seems to have been in existence, no First Form figuring in

the school list of 1678, in which its place is taken by the Bibler’s

seat--the Bibler being a boy deputed to read a portion of Scripture in

the Hall during dinner.

In Queen Elizabeth’s day the praepostors or “prepositores,” as they

were then called, played a great part in the daily round of school

life. There were then two of them in every form who noted down

absentees and performed other duties such as the praepostors of the

writer’s own day (1879-83) were wont to perform.

Up to quite recent years, it may be added, there was a praepostor to

every division of the school, the office being taken by each boy in

turn, who marked the boys in at school and chapel, collected work from

boys staying out, and the like. Now, however, the only division which

retains a praepostor is the Headmaster’s.

Eton was also connected with the Virgin Queen by its Provost, Sir Henry

Savile, who had instructed her in Greek. Sir Henry is said to have

been stern in his theory and practice of discipline respecting the

scholars. He preferred boys of steady habits and resolute industry to

the more showy but more flighty students. He looked on the sprightly

wits, as they were termed, with dislike and distrust. According to

his judgment, irregularity in study was sure to be accompanied by

irregularity in other things. He used to say, “Give me the plodding

student. If I would look for wits, I would go to Newgate: there be the

wits.”

It would seem that at this time the custom of inscribing the names of

noblemen at the head of their division--whether they deserved it or

not--still flourished. Youthful scions of aristocracy enjoyed many

privileges--young Lord Wriothesley, for instance, who was at Eton in

1615, had a page to wait upon him at meals.

Sir Henry Savile died at Eton on February 19, 1621, and was buried in

the College Chapel. He was married, but left no family. An amusing

anecdote is told of Lady Savile, who, like the wives of other

hard-reading men, was jealous of her husband’s books. The date of the

anecdote is the time when Savile was preparing his great edition of

Chrysostom. “This work,” we are told, “required such long and close

application that Sir Henry’s lady thought herself neglected, and coming

to him one day into his study, she said, ‘Sir Henry, I would I were a

book too, and then you would a little more respect me.’ To which one

standing by replied, ‘You must then be an almanack, madam, that he

might change you every year,’ which answer, it is added, displeased

her, as it is easy to believe.”

[SN: SIR HENRY WOTTON]

The next man of note who became Provost was Sir Henry Wotton, who

obtained the appointment in place of Lord Bacon, it being feared that

the debts of the latter might bring discredit upon the College. Wotton

it was who built the still existing Lower School with its quaint

pillars.

Izaak Walton speaks of this in the _Compleat Angler_:--“He (Wotton)

was a constant of all those youths in that school, in whom he found

either a constant diligence or a genius that prompted them to learning;

for whose encouragement he was (besides many other things of necessity

and beauty) at the charge of setting up in it two rows of pillars, on

which he caused to be choicely drawn the pictures of divers of the

most famous Greek and Latin historians, poets and orators; persuading

them not to neglect rhetoric, because ‘Almighty God hath left mankind

affections to be wrought upon.’”

Izaak Walton and Sir Henry loved to fish together, and the spot where

the two friends indulged their love of angling is well known. It was

about a quarter of a mile below the College at a picturesque bend of

the river which, once an ancient fishery, is still known as Black Potts.

Here the late Dr. Hornby had a riverside villa where he spent a good

deal of his time.

Sir Henry was a great observer of boyhood, as certain quaint

observations of his show:--

“When I mark in children much solitude and silence I like it not, nor

anything born before its time, as this must needs be in that sociable

and exposed life as they are for the most part. When either alone or

in company they sit still without doing of anything, I like it worse.

For surely all disposition to idleness and vacancie, even before they

grow habits, are dangerous; and there is commonly but little distance

in time between doing of nothing and doing of ill.”

He was besides a philosopher sagely writing:--

“The seeing that very place where I sate when a boy, occasioned me

to remember those very thoughts of my youth, which then possessed

me; sweet thoughts indeed, that promised my growing years numerous

pleasures without mixture of cares, and those to be enjoyed when

time (which I therefore thought slow-paced) had changed my youth

into manhood. But age and experience have taught me that those were

but empty hopes. And though my days have been many, and those mixed

with more pleasures than the sons of men do usually enjoy, yet I have

always found it true, as my Saviour did foretell, ‘_Sufficient for

the day is the evil thereof_.’ Nevertheless I saw there a succession

of boys using the same recreations, and questionless possessed with

the same thoughts. Thus one generation succeeds another, both in

their lives, recreations, hopes, fears, and deaths.”

During the Provostship of Wotton the tranquillity of Eton life was

disturbed by troops being quartered in the town, whilst a number

of French hostages had such a bad effect upon the boys, with whom

they mingled, and upon the Fellows, whom they introduced to improper

characters, that De Foix, the French Ambassador, was entreated to

interfere.

[SN: PROVOST ROUSE]

Sir Henry Wotton’s successor as Provost, Stewart by name, took up

arms for King Charles I. at Oxford, his example being followed by a

number of loyal Etonians. With the triumph of the Commonwealth came a

Roundhead Provost, Francis Rouse by name, who was afterwards Speaker

of the Barebones Parliament and one of Cromwell’s peers. Eton did not

fare badly under the Protector, but the spirit of loyalty to the king

nevertheless seems to have continued dominant, and the “Restoration”

was welcomed with joy.

Francis Lord Rouse had been buried with great pomp in Lupton’s Chapel,

banners and escutcheons being set up to commemorate his memory, which

is still kept green by the old elms he planted in the playing fields.

All such insignia, however, were destroyed when the king had come

into his own, and were torn down and thrown away as tokens of “damned

baseness and rebellion” by the Royalist Provost and Fellows. In 1767

the irons which had kept these picturesque memorials in place were

still to be seen, but all traces of them are now gone; probably they

were torn out at the “restoration” of 1846. To us of a later and more

impartial age, the insults heaped upon the memory of Provost Rouse seem

to have been undeserved, and there certainly appears no justification

for his having been called an “illiterate old Jew.” On the other

hand, the imagination cannot be otherwise than stirred by the name of

Provost Allestree, who had fought for King Charles in the students’

troop at Oxford and at the risk of his life conducted a correspondence

for Charles II. His services to the Royalist cause would, nevertheless,

in all probability not have been repaid had not Rochester introduced

him to the frivolous king. Rochester had made a bet that he would

find an uglier man than Lauderdale, and having come across Allestree,

who was exceedingly unattractive in face, introduced him to Charles

in order to win the wager. Charles then recalled the devotion of the

individual with whom he was confronted, and with justice and good

judgment made him Provost of Eton.

Allestree, though he resided a good deal at Oxford, did his best to set

Eton in order, and, amongst other wise and useful acts, built Upper

School. Owing, however, to defective construction, or to a fire, this

had to be entirely rebuilt by subscription a few years later, when it

assumed the form which it still retains.

Provost Allestree found the College in debt and difficulty, and the

reputation of the school greatly decayed. He left an unencumbered

and flourishing revenue, and restored the fame of Eton as a place of

learning to its natural eminence. Besides building Upper School at his

own private expense, he also erected the apartments and cloister under

it, occupying the whole western side of the great quadrangle. It was at

the instance of this Provost, it should be added, that the King passed

a grant under the broad seal that, for the future, five of the seven

Fellows should be such as had been educated at Eton School and were

Fellows of King’s College.

[SN: A VISIT FROM PEPYS]

In February 1666, in a coach with four horses--“mighty fine”--Pepys and

his wife paid a visit to Windsor. After seeing the Castle, described

by the famous diarist as “the most romantique castle that is in the

world,” they went on to Eton. Here Mrs. Pepys--rather ungallantly,

perhaps--was left in the coach, whilst her husband, accompanied by

Headmaster Montague, explored the College and drank the College beer,

both of which he set down in his diary as being “very good.”

By this time the Oppidans had increased to such an extent that they

greatly outnumbered the Collegers. In 1614 there seem to have been only

forty “Commensalls,” as the Oppidans were then called, although the

more familiar term had also long been in use; but after the Civil War

they ceased to board and lodge with the Collegers (the whole school

dined in the College Hall as late as the beginning of the seventeenth

century), and gradually grew in number to such an extent that in the

school list of 1678, out of 207 boys, no fewer than 129 were Oppidans.

Zachary Cradock, Provost in 1680, it is said, owed his appointment to

a sermon on Providence, preached before Charles II., to whom he was

chaplain.

The first Headmaster of Eton of whom any satisfactory account has

survived, was John Newborough, described as “versed in men as well

as in books, and admired and respected by old and young.” Newborough

numbered many who afterwards became celebrated amongst his pupils: Sir

Robert Walpole and his brother Lord Walpole of Wolterton--ancestors

of the present writer--Horace St. John, Townshend, and many other

well-known public men, profited by his tuition. Of Sir Robert,

Newborough was specially fond, being rightly convinced that he would

rise to eminence.

Sir Robert loved Eton, and probably one of the proudest moments of his

career was a certain Thursday in Election Week, 1735, when, with a

number of other old Etonians, he went with the Duke of Cumberland to

hear the speeches in the College Hall, and heard a number of verses

recited, the great majority of which were in praise of himself. With

Dr. Bland, his old friend, who was then Provost, he appears to have

dominated the whole ceremony. So much so was this the case that a

dissatisfied Fellow wrote:--

’Tis to be wished that these performances may be lost and forgott

that posterity may not see how abandoned this place was to flattery

when Dr. B---- was Provost, and when Sir Robert was First Minister.

The Eton authorities, no doubt, were very proud of Sir Robert, the

first Etonian Prime Minister, and the first of a long series of

eminent Etonians who were to shed lustre upon the school.

[SN: “SMOAKING”]

School life in the seventeenth century was a totally different thing

from what it is to-day; all sorts of queer usages and ideas prevailed.

In 1662, for instance, smoking was actually made compulsory for Eton

boys. This was during the plague, when, according to one Tom Rogers,

all the boys were obliged to “smoak” in the school every morning, and

he himself was never whipped so much in his life as he was one morning

for not “smoaking.”

[Illustration: Eton in the Seventeenth Century, by Loggan. _Print lent

by the Earl of Rosebery, K.G._]

As showing the school life of the period the following bill for

“extras” is interesting. It was for a boy named Patrick, from April

1687 to March 1688, and bears Newborough’s receipt as Headmaster.

Carriage of letters, etc. £0 2 4

For a bat and ram club 0 0 9

Four pairs of gloves 0 2 0

Eight pairs of shoes 0 16 0

Bookseller’s bill 0 14 2

Cutting his hair eight times 0 2 0

Wormseed, treacle and manna 0 2 8

Mending his clothes 0 2 8

Pair of garters 0 0 3

School fire 0 3 0

Given to the servants 0 12 6

A new frock 0 5 8

---------

£3 4 0

Paid the writing-master half a year,

due next April 21, ’89 1 0 0

---------

The “bat and ram club” was used in connection with an extremely

barbarous custom of hunting and killing a ram at election-tide, the

poor animal being provided by the College butcher. So popular was this

brutal sport, that boys summoned home before the last day of the half

wrote beseeching their parents to allow them to remain and see “ye ram”

die according to custom.

This ram-baiting appears to have taken its origin from a usage

connected with the Manor of Wrotham in Norfolk, given to the College

by the founder. At Wrotham Manor during the harvest-home a ram was let

loose and given to the tenants if they could catch him.

For many years later the brutal sport continued to flourish, a ram

hunt in the playing fields being attended by the Duke of Cumberland on

Election Saturday 1730, when he was nine years old. He struck the first

blow, and is said to have returned to Windsor “very well pleased.”

Our ancestors held curious views as to the education of the young,

and seem to have seen no harm in children being familiarised with the

grossest forms of cruelty. Nevertheless the ram-hunting, after being

modified, disappeared before the close of the eighteenth century.

For some years, however, its recollection was maintained by a ram

pasty served at election time in the College hall. We may regard the

indigestion which must almost certainly have followed upon indulgence

in such a dish as a mild form of retribution for the tortures which

some of those present had formerly inflicted upon the poor rams.

In the early seventeenth century Shrove Tuesday was also marked by a

barbarous usage. On that day no work was done after 8 a.m., and, as

in other parts of England, some live bird was tormented. The usual

practice was for the College cook to get hold of a young crow and

fasten it with a pancake to a door, when the boys would then worry it

to death.

[SN: THE FIRST DAME]

Newborough, owing to failing health, resigned his headmastership in

1711 and died the following year. He was succeeded by Dr. Snape, a

self-made man, whose mother and afterwards his sister kept the earliest

recorded “Dames’” houses at Eton. On his resignation in 1720 the school

had reached a total of 400 boys, though some alleged that one of these

was a town boy whose name Snape had added to form a round sum.

Under his successor, Dr. Henry Bland, the numbers further increased to

425, one of whom was a boy, always playing upon a cracked flute, who

was to be known to posterity as Dr. Arne.

After the South Sea Bubble had wrought widespread ruin the school

shrank again to 325. Bland only remained at Eton eight years. Sir

Robert Walpole, who never forgot an Etonian schoolfellow, presented him

with the Deanery of Durham, besides offering him a bishopric, which was

declined.

Dr. William George then became Headmaster. He was a very good classical

scholar, and some iambics of his so charmed Pope Benedict XIV. that he

declared that had the writer been a Catholic he would have made him a

cardinal; as it was he had a cardinal’s cap placed upon the manuscript.

Dr. George’s reign at Eton came to an end in 1743, when he was elected

Provost of King’s.

At this period a very curious state of affairs prevailed at Eton

in regard to the appointment of the teaching staff. The Headmaster

was free to choose his own assistants, whom he paid himself; but he

received numerous fees and presents from each boy under him. On the

other hand, the Lower Master--who maintained a sort of preparatory

school, to which came boys of very tender age--was able to sell his

assistant masterships, like waiterships at a restaurant, as he left the

fees and presents to his assistants.

This is shown by a quaint advertisement which appeared in the _London

Evening Post_ of November 9, 1731:--

Whereas Mr. Franc. Goode, under-master of Eaton, does hereby signify

that there will be at Christmas next, or soon after, two vacancies in

his school--viz., as assistants to him and tutors to the young gents:

if any two gentlemen of either University (who have commenced the

degree of B.A. at least) shall think themselves duly qualified, and

are desirous of such an employment, let them enquire of John Potts,

Pickleman in Gracious Street, or at Mr. G.’s own house in Eaton

College, where they may purchase the same at a reasonable rate, and

on conditions fully to their own satisfaction.--F. GOODE. _N.B._--It

was erroneously reported that the last place was disposed of under

40s.

An assistant master, Dr. Cooke, succeeded Dr. George as Headmaster, but

managed the school so badly that his tenure of office only lasted two

years, during which time the number of boys decreased, and Eton fell

into some disrepute. Cooke was a very unpopular man, dowered with a

“gossip’s ear and a tatler’s pen,” and he seems to have possessed most

of the worst faults of a schoolmaster and to have made many mistakes;

this, however, did not prevent him being given a fellowship when Dr.

Sumner, an able and active teacher, was put in his place. The efforts

of the latter, however, were able to restore only a modified degree

of prosperity to the school, which had fallen out of general favour

owing to the misrule of his predecessor. A paragraph in the _Daily

Advertiser_ of August 11, 1747, shows this:--

King George II. visited the College and School of Eton, when on

short notice Master Slater of Bedford, Master Masham of Reading and

Master Williams of London spoke each a Latin speech (most probably

made by their masters) with which His Majesty seemed exceedingly

well pleased, and obtained for them a week’s holidays. To the young

orators five guineas each had been more acceptable.

[SN: DR. BARNARD]

In 1754, however, the ancient fame of Eton began to revive owing to

the appointment of Dr. Barnard--_magnum et memorabile nomen_! He was

made Headmaster through the Townshend and Walpole interests, which were

active on his behalf. Under his vigorous rule the school flourished;

522 boys, the highest number known up to that time, being on the list

on his promotion to the Provostship in 1756. Barnard had no patience

with fopperies in boys, and had occasional “difficulties” with the

Eton “swells” of his day on the point of dress.

Charles James Fox gave him a good deal of trouble. His absence at

Spa for a year sent him back to Eton a regular fop, and a very sound

flogging appears to have done him but very little good.

Dr. Barnard also seems rather to have despised any tendency towards

fine ways in his pupils. His old pupil, Christopher Anstey, alludes

to this in his _Bath Guide_, in a portion of which a critical mother,

“Mrs. Danglecub,” who has a son at school,

Wonders that parents to Eton should send

Five hundred great boobies their manners to mend,

When the master that’s left it (though no one objects

To his care of the boys in all other respects)

Was extremely remiss, for a sensible man,

In never contriving some elegant plan

For improving their persons, and showing them how

To hold up their heads, and to make a good bow,

When they’ve got such a charming long room for a ball,

Where the scholars might practise, and masters and all;

But, what is much worse, what no parent would chuse--

He burnt all their ruffles and cut off their queues;

So he quitted the school in the utmost disgrace,

And just such another’s come into his place.

[SN: A REVOLT]

The “just such another” was Dr. Foster, who proved to be the very

opposite of Barnard, and became highly unpopular, in great part owing

to the considerable social disadvantage of his being the son of a

Windsor tradesman. He was tactless and unfitted for his position,

and the school did anything but prosper under his rule; indeed, the

numbers dropped to 250. Meanwhile, the boys got quite out of hand, and

several rebellions occurred, amongst them the famous secession of more

than half the school--160 boys--to Maidenhead.

One of the ringleaders of the outbreak was Lord Harrington, a boy of

much natural spirit. He was foremost amongst those who threw their

books into the Thames and marched away. Like the rest of the rebels he

took an oath, or rather swore, he would be d----d if ever he returned

to school again. When, therefore, he came to London to the old Lord

Harrington’s and sent up his name, his father would only speak to him

at the door, insisting on his immediate return to Eton. “Sir,” said

the son, “consider I shall be d----d if I do!” “And I,” answered the

father, “will be d----d if you don’t!” “Yes, my Lord,” replied the son,

“but you will be d----d whether I do or no!”

The revolt seems to have completely broken the Headmaster’s spirit; the

school fell in numbers to 230, and in 1775 he made way for Dr. Davies,

who ruled Eton for twenty years. Unlike his predecessor, Davies was

not unpopular with the boys, but unfortunately he could not manage

his assistants, with whom he quarrelled, and then attempted to manage

the school alone. At that time Eton was largely composed of turbulent

spirits, quick to see what glorious opportunities for riot lay at hand,

and before long the unfortunate Davies was driven out of Upper School,

pelted with books, and reduced to such a condition of despair that he

was obliged to make terms with the other masters, who eventually did

succeed in establishing something like order. His subsequent period of

rule was more peaceful.

During the middle portion of the eighteenth century a number of still

existing Eton institutions flourished, though generally accompanied by

quaint usages now obsolete. Referring, for instance, to “Tryals,” in

1766, Thomas James, describing the school curriculum, says:--

If Boys gain their Removes with honour, we have a good custom of

rewarding each with a _Shilling_ (if higher in the school, 2/6d.),

which is given them by the Dames and placed to the Father’s account.

This custom, though in 1879 it had fallen into complete abeyance,

was still more or less extant twenty years earlier; for Mr. Brinsley

Richards, in his most interesting recollections of his Eton days,

mentions that, having gained promotion in Third Form by handing in

three consecutive copies of nonsense verses, in which there was no

mistake, the Captain of Lower School claimed an old privilege, and

asked that the Lower School might have a “play at four,” the question

also arising whether the writer of the verses was not entitled to

receive 2s. 6d., which he eventually got. As a matter of fact, had the

precedents been strictly followed, one shilling would have been the

reward.

In the late eighteenth century, the holidays consisted of a month at

Christmas, a fortnight at Easter, and the month of August. Then, as

now, the Eton boys enjoyed more half-holidays than were granted at

other schools. In 1776, however, the usual curriculum was interrupted

by a day of “fasting and penitence” on account of British disasters in

America, the colony beyond the seas, which, grown into a great country,

has since sent many of her sons to be educated at the old school.

The last Headmaster of the eighteenth century was Dr. Heath. During the

early part of his reign he raised the school to 489, but in the last

year the numbers had sunk to 357. It was a very lax time, and the boys

were allowed to do, and did do, many things which could hardly have

been to the taste of a fond parent.

[SN: SCHOOL MAGAZINES]

In 1786 seems to have been started the first school magazine--the

_Microcosm_, the successors of which have been the _Miniature_ (1804),

the _Linger_ (edited by G. B. Maturin and W. G. Cookesley, for

collegers only, 1818), the _College Magazine_ (John Moultrie, 1818),

the _Etonian_ (Praed, 1820), the _Salt Bearer_ (1820), the _Eton

Miscellany_ (1827), the _Oppidan_ (1828), the _Eton College Magazine_

(1832), the _Kaleidoscope_ (1833), the _Eton Bureau_ (1842), the _Eton

School Magazine_ (1848), the _Porticus Etonensis_ (1859), the _Eton

Observer_ (1860), the _Phœnix_ (1861), and the still flourishing _Eton

College Chronicle_ (1863).

At various periods since the last date ephemeral publications have

intermittently appeared. These, however, are scarcely of sufficient

importance to require mention, the majority having enjoyed but a very

brief existence. The most recent of these journalistic efforts was the

_Eton Illustrated Magazine_, two numbers of which made their appearance

at the beginning of the present year (1911). Though a third was

announced, the magazine came to a premature end, owing, it was said, to

the censorship exercised by the authorities. According to an unwritten

law, no reference must be made to the Eton Officers’ Training Corps,

and owing to this and the suppression of skits and humorous paragraphs,

it was decided to suspend publication.

Towards the close of the eighteenth century one of the most prominent

Etonians was William Windham, in after-life a powerful politician, and

“the darling of Norfolk.” At school he achieved distinction as a fine

scholar, besides being “the best cricketer, the best leaper, swimmer,

rower, and skater, the best fencer, the best boxer, the best runner,

and the best horseman of his time.”

The owner of a splendid estate--Felbrigg Hall--Windham was the

beau-ideal of an English gentleman, whose merits were recognised alike

by friend and foe.

Heath was succeeded in the headmastership by Dr. Goodall, under whose

mild and easy-going rule discipline continued to be lax. Owing,

however, to the warm affection and patronage of George III., the

school continued to prosper, its numbers rising under Goodall to 511.

Of fine appearance and courteous bearing, he is said to have looked

every inch an Eton Headmaster. Devoted to the school where, as a

scholar and assistant master, he had passed most of his life, he was

an ultra-Conservative in everything which appertained to it; under his

rule no changes took place.

[SN: DR. GOODALL]

Probably this Headmaster never appeared to better advantage when, after

the glorious battle of Trafalgar, he publicly called up Horace Nelson,

nephew of the immortal admiral, and in a kind and delicate manner

informed him of his heroic uncle’s death. Though the tears were visible

in the boy’s eyes, Dr. Goodall’s well-chosen words soothed his grief,

and there lurked on his countenance a smile of delight at the greatest

victory ever gained by this country in any naval engagement over a

gallant foe.

“There was a pleasant joyousness in Dr. Goodall,” said one of his

pupils, “which beamed and overflowed in his face; and it seemed an odd

caprice of fortune by which such a jovial spirit was invested with the

solemn dignity of a schoolmaster.” The blandness and good-nature which

made him universally popular both as Headmaster and as Provost, were

an element of weakness when he had to cope with the turbulent spirits;

and Eton discipline did not improve under his rule. His rich fund of

anecdote, sprightly wit, and genial spirit made his society very much

sought in days when those pleasant qualifications were highly valued,

and he was a great personal favourite with the king. It was not so much

the fault of the individual as of the age, if he had a profound respect

for the peerage, and could see few defects of scholarship in his more

aristocratic pupils. Those were the days, it must be remembered,

when the young peers, sons of peers, and baronets sat in the stalls

in the College chapel, visibly elevated above their fellows. Then,

too, it was not an uncommon thing for an Eton boy, whose friends were

connected with the Court, to hold a commission in the Guards and draw

the regular pay. Sometimes, if he obtained an appointment as one of the

royal pages, he was gazetted while yet a mere child. “I had the honour

this morning,” Goodall is reported to have said on one occasion, “of

flogging a major in His Majesty’s service.”

With the death of this courteous pedagogue in 1840 old Eton may be said

to have passed away; whilst he lived many alterations and reforms were

delayed, no change whatever being made during his term of office as

Provost.

[SN: A LAST FAREWELL]

Though he has been blamed for not having made some improvement in the

lot of the collegers, he appears to have enjoyed great popularity at

Eton, and to have been hospitable and benevolent. Glancing through a

copy of _Alumni Etonenses_, enriched with a number of manuscript notes,

appended by the late Reverend George John Dupuis, Vice-Provost, the

writer came upon an enthusiastic tribute to the memory of Dr. Goodall,

who is described as eminent for his talents, his benevolence, and

charity. A somewhat touching eulogy, after a description of the old

Provost’s funeral in the College chapel, concludes, “Farewell, kind and

good old man.”

FOOTNOTE:

[1] See Chapter VI.

II OLD CUSTOMS AND WAYS

During George the Third’s reign Eton enjoyed a special share of royal

favour. Dr. Goodall, if he had been an easy-going Headmaster, was in

many respects an ideal Provost, who notoriously possessed many of the

qualifications of a courtier; whilst Dr. Langford, Lower Master for

many years, was such a favourite with the King that the latter used

to send for him to come down to Weymouth and preach. The sunshine of

royalty in which Etonians basked not unnaturally aroused some jealousy;

and one critic--an old Westminster boy--declared that the vicinity of

Windsor Castle was of no benefit to the discipline and good order of

Eton School.

[SN: GEORGE III. AND THE BOYS]

A constant patron of boys and masters, George III. hardly ever passed

the College without stopping to chat with some of them. He was very

fond of stag-hunting, and as one of the favourite places for the deer

to be thrown off was between Slough and Langley Broom, he very often

came through Eton; the appearance of the green-tilted cart about nine

o’clock was certain evidence that the King would pass some time before

eleven. It became a custom for the boys to wait for him seated on the

wall in front of the school. He generally arrived, escorted by his

attendants, the master of the hounds, and some of the neighbouring

gentry, old Davis, the huntsman, with the stag-hounds, going on before.

Occasionally the King’s beloved daughter, the Princess Amelia, whose

early death he so deeply deplored, came too.

Near the wall, hat in hand, the Eton boys greeted their monarch, who

almost invariably stopped to ask various questions of those who had

the good fortune to attract his attention. These were mostly some of

the young nobility, with whose parents His Majesty was acquainted, and

whom, if once introduced to him, his peculiarly retentive memory never

allowed him to forget.

Picking out some boy he would jokingly say:

“Well, well, when were you flogged last, eh--eh? Your master is very

kind to you all, is he not? Have you had any rebellions lately, eh--eh?

Naughty boys, you know, sometimes. Should you not like to have a

holiday, if I hear a good character of you, eh--eh? Well, well, we will

see about it, but be good boys. Who is to have the Montem this year?”

On being told he would remark:

“Lucky fellow, lucky fellow.”

The royal visit was a general topic of conversation during the day, and

though one of such frequent occurrence--nay, almost every week during

the hunting season--still was it always attended with delight, and the

anticipation of something good to follow. It was highly amusing to hear

the various remarks made by some of the boys who happened not to have

been present at the time of the royal cavalcade passing, and who, of

course, were anxious to hear what had occurred.

“Well, what did old George say? Did he say that he would ask for a

holiday for us? By Jove, I hope that he will, for I want to ride

Steven’s new chestnut to Egham.”

“You be hanged,” a companion would retort; “I want to go to Langley to

see my aunt, who has promised to give me syllabubs, the first ‘_after

four_’ that I can go.”

Another perhaps wanted to have a drive to Virginia Water, a favourite

excursion with the boys. Such and the like expectations of holiday

happiness were as often anticipated, and frequently realised, by the

ride of kindly old George III. through the town of Eton.

[Illustration: _Eton College from Crown Corner._ _From an

eighteenth-century print lent by Walter Burns, Esq._]

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