VISIT TO VENUS.

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The two Travellers made their way through space in silence, but on a

sudden Father TIME plucked his conductor by the sleeve, and spoke.

"Sir," he said, "I perceive in the distance a wonderful light,

and there is a sound of soft and beautiful music that attracts me

strangely. Shall we approach the light, and listen more closely to

these strains?"

"Have patience." replied the Sage. "The light and the music come from

the planet Venus. Thither I am directing our course. In a few moments

we shall arrive."

Even as he spoke the light grew brighter, the music of the invisible

choir swelled to a louder strain, and before the King of the Hours

had time to express his rapture, the pair had alighted in a scene of

veritable enchantment. Fairy-like structures of crystal, sparkling

with all the hues of the rainbow, rose on every side. Spires and domes

of the most fantastic but graceful design seemed to soar into the

clear and perfect air. All were bathed in a rosy glow, the source

of which was hidden. Spacious walks paved with huge blocks of opal

divided the rows of palaces. Along them grew tall and slender trees

of a curious and delicate foliage. Birds of Paradise, King Fishers

and doves flitted from branch to branch. The broadest of these avenues

ended in a sweeping flight of steps of alabaster which led to a vast

and perfectly proportioned hall, the roof of which was supported on

columns of pure jewels, diamonds, rubies, sapphires and emeralds.

A throng of maidens, in classical attire and wearing wreaths of roses

on their heads, made their way along this avenue to where _Mr. Punch_

and his companion were standing. Their leader, a fair and lovely girl

of seventeen, advanced to the Wise One and addressed him.

"Sire," she sang in a low and gracious voice, "Our Queen has sent me

to say that she waits for your coming. She holds her Court in yonder

hall, and thither I am bidden to guide you. Is it your pleasure to

come at once?"

_Mr. Punch_ signified his assent, the maiden took him by the hand,

and beckoning to Father TIME to follow, they walked slowly towards the

Royal Hall and mounted the steps. A double gate of wrought gold opened

as they reached the top, and passing through it, they found themselves

in the Court of Queen CALLISTA. A marvellous sight met their eyes. The

Queen sat on a raised throne in the midst of a throng of attendants.

She was of surpassing beauty. Her deep-blue eyes were set like jewels

beneath a broad low forehead on which a light crown of pearls and

diamonds rested. Her garments were of a soft gauzy material that half

concealed and half revealed the beautiful lines of her bust and limbs.

In one hand she held a spray of myrtle, the other rested lovingly

on the head of the magnificent hound who sat beside her, looking

trustfully into her face. The great hall was filled with beautiful

women grouped together here and there, some seated and some standing.

They were all talking. Suddenly the Queen raised her hand and

commanded silence. She then rose and thus addressed the two

visitors:--

"You have come from below to the Realm of Women. Here we abide as you

behold us. Age and decay hold aloof from us, and we order our lives

with wisdom and modesty. Speak, if you have aught to ask."

"Pardon me, Madam," said Father TIME, somewhat rashly, "are we not

here on the planet Venus? and have I not somewhere heard strange tales

of what was done by ----?"

But CALLISTA interrupted him. She smiled a beautiful smile.

"Ah, yes," she said, "those stories are of the vanished past. Now we

blush even to think they might once have been true;" and surely enough

the whole charming assemblage became suffused with the prettiest

imaginable blush. "I will speak plainly with you," continued the

Queen; "for plain speech is best. No men live here. Therefore, we

dwell in peace. But we permit the fairest and best among our number

to descend from time to time to earth, and to dwell there in mortal

shapes for awhile. You may have seen them," she went on, mentioning

some names well known to _Mr. Punch_. "They are allowed to marry; but

only the wisest and noblest men may approach them. On earth their will

is free, and sometimes, alas, they fall away from righteousness, and

pass through bitter tribulation."

"Yes," said the Fleet Street Sage, "We call it the Divorce Court--your

Majesty will pardon the rough speech of an old man--and, somehow, we

don't seem able to get on without it. But here, of course, you have no

such institution?"

"No," replied the Queen. "There once was such a court among us,

hundreds of years ago, ere we had banished the men from our midst.

Now, however, we use the building in which petitions used to be heard

as our chief College. Come hither, ZOE," she proceeded, addressing

a sweet little girl of about fifteen. "Tell this wise gentleman your

solution of that pretty question relating to the concomitants of a

system of ternary quadrics."

Without a moment's hesitation, ZOE stated the question, and, what is

more, solved it with absolute correctness.

"Marvellous!" said _Mr. Punch_. "I congratulate you."

"CYNTHIA," said the Queen, beckoning with her rosy fingers to

another maiden, "will you recite to me your Pindaric Ode on the late

foot-race?"

CYNTHIA at once complied, and _Mr. Punch_ listened in amazement to

the resounding lines of an ode worthy of the great Greek. "Nor do we

confine ourselves to such accomplishments," the Queen went on. "We all

sew perfectly, our knitting is universally admired, and our classes on

the Management of Domestic Servants, or the true theory of Making Both

Ends Meet are always largely attended. Moreover, we do not neglect the

body. Some play at ball, some even form elevens for cricket, others

fence or play your Scotch game, or even lawn-tennis, and all dance

gracefully. See!" she cried, clapping her hands, "they shall show

you."

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At this signal delicious music burst forth in a strange measure,

swaying, rhythmical, and delightful. The maidens enlaced one another,

and moved across the floor in perfect time. Their bodies seemed to

float rather than tread the ground, as they passed the spell-bound

visitors. The dance ceased as suddenly as it began.

"Your Majesty" said _Mr. Punch_, "your country is, indeed, highly

blessed, and your subjects are marvellously accomplished. You dwell

here without men, without chaperons, and you are lovely," he added,

with emotion, "beyond the power of words to express. Would that your

example could be followed upon earth!"

And with this, he and the Father kissed the young Queen's hand, and

left the royal presence chamber.

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