CHARITY

The promoter of organized charity protests against “the wasteful

and mischievous method of undirected relief.” He means, naturally,

relief that is not directed by somebody else than the person giving

it—undirected by him and his kind—professional almoners—philanthropists

who deem it more blessed to allot than to bestow. Indubitably much is

wasted and some mischief done by indiscriminate giving—and individual

givers are addicted to that faulty practice. But there is something to

be said for “undirected relief,” quite the same. It blesses not only

him who receives (when he is worthy; and when he is not, upon his own

head be it) but him who gives. To those uncalculating persons who,

despite the protests of the organized charitable, concede a certain

moral value to the spontaneous impulses of the heart and read in the

word “relief” a double meaning, the office of the mere distributor is

imperfectly sacred. He is even without scriptural authority, and lives

in the perpetual challenge of a moral _quo warranto_. Nevertheless

he is not without his uses. He is a tapper of tills that do not open

automatically. He is almoner to the uncompassionate, who but for

him would give no alms. He negotiates unnatural but not censurable

relations between selfishness and ingratitude. The good that he does is

purely material. He makes two leaves of fat to grow where but one grew

before, lessens the sum of gastric pangs and dorsal chills. All this is

something, certainly, but it generates no warm and elevated sentiments

and does nothing in mitigation of the poor’s animosity to the rich.

Organized charity is an insipid and savorless thing; its place among

moral agencies is no higher than that of root beer.

Christ did not say, “Sell that thou hast and give to the church to

give to the poor.” He did not mention the Associated Charities of the

period. I do not find the words, “The Little Sisters of the Poor ye

have always with you,” nor, “Inasmuch as ye have done it unto the least

of these Dorcas societies ye have done it unto me.” Nowhere do I find

myself commanded to enable others to comfort the afflicted and visit

the sick and those in prison. Nowhere is recorded God’s blessing upon

him who makes himself a part of a charity machine—no, not even if he

be the guiding lever of the whole mechanism.

Organized charity is a delusion and a snare. It enables Munniglut to

think himself a good man for paying annual dues and buying transferable

meal tickets. Munniglut is not thereby a good man. On the Last Great

Day, when he cowers in the Ineffable Presence and is asked for an

accounting it will not profit him to say, “Hearing that A was in want,

I gave money for his need to B.” Nor will it advantage B to say, “When

A was in distress I asked C to relieve him, and myself allotted the

relief according to a resolution of D, E and F.”

There are blessings and benefactions that one would willingly

forego—among them the poor. Quack remedies for poverty amuse; a real

specific would kindle a noble enthusiasm. Yet the world would lose much

by it; human nature would suffer a change for the worse. Happily and

unhappily, poverty is not abolishable: “The poor ye have always with

you” is a sentence that can never become unintelligible. Effect of a

thousand permanent causes, poverty is invincible, eternal. And since we

must have it let us thank God for it and avail ourselves of all its

advantages to mind and character. He who is not good to the deserving

poor; who knows not those of his immediate environment; who goes not

among them making inquiry of their personal needs; who does not wish

with all his heart and strive with both his hands to relieve them—is

wasteful and improvident.

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