VI

The first week of January is by a certain sect set apart as a week

of prayer. It is a custom of more than a half century’s age, and it

seems that “gracious answers have been received in proportion to the

earnestness and unanimity of the petitions.” That is to say, in this

world’s speech, the more Christians that have prayed and the more

they have meant it, the better the result is known to have been. I

don’t believe all that. I don’t believe that when God is asked to do

something that he had not intended to do he counts noses before making

up his mind whether to do it or not. God probably knows the character

of his work, and knowing that he has made this a world of knaves and

dunces, he must know that the more of them that ask for something, and

the more earnestly they ask, the stronger is the presumption that they

ought not to have it. And I think God is perhaps less concerned about

his popularity than some good folk seem to suppose.

Doubtless there are errors in the record of results—some things set

down as “answers” to prayer, which came about through the orderly

operation of natural laws and would have occurred anyhow. I am told

that similar errors have been made, or are believed to have been made,

in the past. In 1730, for example, a good Bishop at Auvergne prayed

for an eclipse of the sun as a warning to unbelievers. The eclipse

ensued and the pious prelate made the most of it; but when it was

shown that the astronomers of the period had foretold it he suffered

irreverent gibes. A monk of Treves prayed that an enemy of the church,

then in Paris, might lose his head, and it fell off; but it transpired

that, unknown (or known) to the monk, the man was under sentence of

decapitation when the prayer was made. This is related by one who

piously explains, however, that but for the prayer the sentence might

have been commuted to service in the galleys. I have myself known a

minister to pray for rain, and the rain came. I fear he knew that the

weather bureau had predicted a fair day.

I do not object to a week of prayer. But why only a week? If prayer

is “answered” Christians ought to pray all the time. That prayer is

“answered” the Scripture affirms as positively and unequivocally as

anything can be affirmed in words: “All things whatsoever ye shall ask

in prayer, believing, that ye shall receive.” Why, then, when for weeks

all the clergy of this country prayed publicly for the recovery of

President Garfield did the man die? Why is it that although two pious

chaplains ask almost daily that goodness and wisdom may descend upon

Congress, Congress remains wicked and unwise? Why is it that although

in all the churches and many dwellings of the land God is continually

asked for good government good government remains what it always

and everywhere has been, a dream? From Earth to Heaven in unceasing

ascension flows a stream of prayer for every blessing that man desires,

yet man remains unblest, the victim of his own folly and passions, the

sport of fire, flood, tempest and earthquake, afflicted with famine

and disease, war, poverty and crime, his world an incredible welter

of evil, his life a curse and his hope a lie. Is it possible that all

this praying is futilized and invalidated by lack of faith?—that the

“asking” is not credentialed by the “believing?” When the anointed

minister of Heaven spreads his palms and uprolls his eyes to beseech

a general blessing or some special advantage is he the celebrant of a

hollow, meaningless rite, or the dupe of a false promise? One does not

know, but if one is not a fool one does know that his every resultless

petition proves him by the inexorable laws of logic to be the one or

the other.

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