IV

As to painless executions, the simple and practical way to make them

both just and expedient is the adoption by murderers of a system of

painless assassinations. Until this is done there seems to be no

call to renounce the wholesome discomfort of the style of executions

endeared to us by memories and associations of the tenderest character.

There is, I fancy, a shaping notion in the observant mind that the

penologists and their allies have gone about as far as they can safely

be permitted to go in the direction of a softer suasion of the criminal

nature toward good behavior. The modern prison has become a rather more

comfortable habitation than the dangerous classes are accustomed to at

home. Modern prison life has in their eyes something of the charm and

glamor of an ideal existence, like that in the Happy Valley from which

Rasselas had the folly to escape. Whatever advantages to the public may

be secured by abating the rigors of imprisonment and inconveniences

incident to execution, there is this objection: it makes them less

deterrent. Let the penologers and philanthropers have their way and

even hanging might be made so pleasant and withal so interesting a

social distinction that it would deter nobody but the person hanged.

Adopt the euthanasian method of electricity, asphyxia by smothering in

rose-leaves, or slow poisoning with rich food, and the death penalty

may come to be regarded as the object of a noble ambition to the _bon

vivant_, and the rising young suicide may go and kill somebody else

instead of himself, in order to receive from the public executioner a

happier dispatch than his own ’prentice hand can assure him.

But the advocates of agreeable pains and penalties tell us that in the

darker ages, when cruel and degrading punishment was the rule, and was

freely inflicted for every light infraction of the law, crime was more

common than it is now; and in this they appear to be right. But one and

all, they overlook a fact equally obvious and vastly significant: that

the intellectual, moral and social condition of the masses was very

low. Crime was more common because ignorance was more common, poverty

was more common, sins of authority, and therefore hatred of authority,

were more common. The world of even a century ago was a different world

from the world of to-day, and a vastly more uncomfortable one. The

popular adage to the contrary notwithstanding, human nature was not

by a long cut the same then that it is now. In the very ancient time

of that early English king, George III, when women were burned at the

stake in public for various offenses and men were hanged for “coining”

and children for theft, and in the still remoter period, (_circa_ 1530)

when poisoners were boiled in several waters, divers sorts of criminals

were disemboweled and some are thought to have undergone the _peine

forte et dure_ of cold-pressing (an infliction which the pen of Hugo

has since made popular—in literature),—in these wicked old days crime

flourished, not because of the law’s severity, but in spite of it. It

is possible that our lawmaking ancestors understood the situation as it

then was a trifle better than we can understand it on the hither side

of this gulf of years, and that they were not the reasonless barbarians

that we think them to have been. And if they were, what must have been

the unreason and barbarity of the criminal element with which they had

to deal?

I am far from thinking that severity of punishment can have the same

restraining effect as probability of some punishment being inflicted;

but if mildness of penalty is to be superadded to difficulty of

conviction, and both are to be mounted upon laxity in detection, the

pile will be complete indeed. There is a peculiar fitness, perhaps,

in the fact that all these pleas for comfortable punishment should

be urged at a time when there appears to be a general disposition

to inflict no punishment at all. There are, however, still a few

old-fashioned persons who hold it obvious that one who is ambitious to

break the laws of his country will not with so light a heart and so

airy an indifference incur the peril of a harsh penalty as he will the

chance of one more nearly resembling that which he would himself select.

V

After lying for more than a century dead I was revived, dowered with a

new body, and restored to society. The first thing of interest that I

observed was an enormous building, covering a square mile of ground.

It was surrounded on all sides by a high, strong wall of hewn stone

upon which armed sentinels paced to and fro. In one face of the wall

was a single gate of massive iron, strongly guarded. While admiring the

cyclopean architecture of the “reverend pile” I was accosted by a man

in uniform, evidently the warden, with a cheerful salutation.

“Colonel,” I said, “pray tell me what is this building.”

“This,” said he, “is the new state penitentiary. It is one of twelve,

all alike.”

“You surprise me,” I replied. “Surely the criminal element must have

increased enormously.”

“Yes, indeed,” he assented; “under the Reform _régime_, which began

in your day, crime became so powerful, bold and fierce that arrests

were no longer possible and the prisons then in existence were soon

overcrowded. The state was compelled to erect others of greater

capacity.”

“But, Colonel,” I protested, “if the criminals were too bold and

powerful to be taken into custody, of what use are the prisons? And how

are they crowded?”

He fixed upon me a look that I could not fail to interpret as

expressing a doubt of my sanity. “What!” he said, “is it possible that

the modern penology is unknown to you? Do you suppose we practise the

antiquated and ineffective method of shutting up the rascals? Sir, the

growth of the criminal element has, as I said, compelled the erection

of more and larger prisons. We have enough to hold comfortably all the

honest men and women of the state. Within these protecting walls they

carry on all the necessary vocations of life excepting commerce. That

is necessarily in the hands of the rogues, as before.”

“Venerated representative of Reform,” I exclaimed, wringing his hand

with effusion, “you are Knowledge, you are History, you are the Higher

Education! We must talk further. Come, let us enter this benign

edifice; you shall show me your dominion and instruct me in the rules.

You shall propose me as an inmate.”

I walked rapidly to the gate. When challenged by the sentinel, I turned

to summon my instructor. He was nowhere visible. I turned again to look

at the prison. Nothing was there: desolate and forbidding, as about the

broken statue of Ozymandias,

The lone and level sands stretched far away.

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