CRIME AND ITS CORRECTIVES

I

Sociologists have long been debating the theory that the impulse to

commit crime is a disease, and the ayes appear to have it—the disease.

It is gratifying and profitable to have the point settled: we now know

where we are and can take our course accordingly. It has for a number

of years been known to all but a few old physicians—survivals from

an exhausted _régime_—that all disease is caused by bacilli, which

worm themselves into the organs that secrete health and enjoin the

performance. The medical conservatives attempt to whittle away the

value and significance of this theory by affirming its inadequacy to

account for such disorders as broken heads, sunstroke, superfluous

toes, home-sickness, burns and strangulation on the gallows; but

against the testimony of so eminent bacteriologists as Drs. Koch and

Pasteur their carping is as that of the idle angler. The bacillus is

not to be denied; he has brought his bedding and is here to stay until

evicted. Doubtless we may confidently expect his eventual eviction by

a fresher and more ingenious disturber of the physiological peace, but

the bacillus is now chief among ten thousand evils and it is futile to

attempt to “read him out of the party.”

It follows that in order to deal intelligently with the criminal

impulse in our afflicted fellow-citizens we must discover the bacillus

of crime. To that end I think that the bodies of hanged assassins and

such persons of low degree as have been gathered to their fathers by

the cares of public office or consumed by the rust of inactivity in

prison should be handed over to the microscopists for examination. The

bore, too, offers a fine field for research, and might justly enough

be examined alive. Whether there is one general—or as the ancient

and honorable orders prefer to say, “grand”—bacillus, producing a

general (or grand) criminal impulse covering a multitude of sins, or

an infinite number of well-defined and several bacilli, each inciting

to a particular crime, is a question to the determination of which the

most distinguished microscopist might be proud to devote the powers

of his eye. If the latter is the case it will somewhat complicate the

treatment, for clearly the patient afflicted with chronic robbery

will require medicines different from those that might be efficacious

in a gentleman suffering from sporadic theft or a desire to represent

his district in the Assembly. But it is permitted to us to hope that

all crimes, like all arts, are essentially one; that murder, arson and

conservitude are but different symptoms of the same physical disorder,

at the back of which is a microbe vincible to a single medicament,

albeit this awaits discovery.

In the fascinating theory of the unity of crime we may not unreasonably

hope to find another evidence of the brotherhood of man, another

spiritual bond tending to draw the several classes of society more

closely together.

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