WRITERS OF DIALECT

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With regard to dialect, the literary law, I take it, is about this: To

be allowable in either verse or prose it must be the mother-speech,

not only of the characters using it, but of the writer himself, who,

also, must be unable to write equally well in the larger tongue. This

was the case with Burns. Had he not been to the manner born how absurd

it would have been in him to write for the few who, naturally or by

study and with difficulty, can understand, instead of the many who read

and love good English! For my part, I am unable to read Burns with

satisfaction; and I am steadfast in the conviction that, excepting

among his countrymen, few of those who parrot his praise are better

able than I. Of another thing I am tolerably well assured, albeit it is

nothing to the purpose, namely, that Burns was more wit than poet. Upon

that proposition I am ready to do battle with all Caledonia, the pipers

alone excepted.

In humorous and satirical work like, for example, _The Biglow Papers_,

the law is relaxed, even suspended; and in serious prose fiction if the

exigencies of the narrative demand the introduction of an unlettered

hind whose speech would naturally be “racy of the soil” he must needs

come in and sport the tangles of his tongue. But he is to be got rid

of as promptly as possible—preferably by death. The making of an

entire story out of the lives and loves and lingoes of him and his

co-pithecans—that is effrontery. If it be urged in deprecation of this

my view that it is incompatible with relish of and respect for, Miss

Mary Wilkins Freeman, Miss Mary Murfree, Mr. Hamlin Garland and other

curled darlings of the circulating libraries, I candidly confess that

it is open to that objection. Of all such offenders against sweetness

and sense I have long cherished a comfortable conviction that it were

better if instead of writing things “racy of the soil” they would till

it.

The talk of intelligent persons in an unfamiliar language is a

legitimate literary “property,” but the talk of ignorant persons

misusing their own language has value and interest to nobody but other

ignorant persons and, possibly, the philologist. Literature, however,

is not intended for service in advancing the interests of philology.

The “general reader” whose interest in the characters of a tale is

quickened by their faulty speech may reasonably boast that the ties of

affinity connecting him with their intellectual condition have not been

strained by stretching: it is not overfar from where he is to where he

came from.

For several months the booksellers of the principal cities in this

country reported that the book _David Harum_ sold better than any

other. The sales went into the hundreds of thousands. It was reviewed

with acclamation by all the popular newspapers and magazines, stared

at you from every “centre table” and was flung into your ears whenever

you had the hardihood to enter a “parlor.” _David Harum_ is one of the

most candidly vulgar and stupid books ever proffered to the taste and

understanding of “the general reader.” It is of course largely written

in “dialect”—that is, in the loutly locution of an illiterate clown

making a trial at his mother-speech. Its “dialect” is so particularly

offensive that I suppose it to be a “transcript from nature:” persons

from whom it is possible would certainly not deny themselves the

happiness of speaking it; and the book may have some value to the

hardy philologer tracing backward the line of linguistic evolution to

the grunt of the primeval pig. To record the vocal riddances of the

ignorant may be one of the purposes of popular fiction, for anything

that I know, but at least its authors might, in the interest of art,

charge its horrible words with something that one unaffected by

softening of the brain might think to be thoughts; and perhaps they

would if that pandemic infirmity had not marked them for its own.

Male and female created He them. Mary E. Wilkins Freeman furnishes

forth her annual output of New-English antiques and detestables, filing

their teeth with their tongues, to the inexpressible uncomforting

of the auditory nerve. Mary Murfree, in perpetual session on the

Delectable Mountains, with a lapful of little clay-eaters and

snuff-rubbers, sweats great beads of blood to build the lofty crime

and endow it with enough galvanic vitality to stand alone while she

reaches for more mud for a new creation. There follows an interminable

line of imitators and imitatresses, causing two “dialects” to grow

where but one grew before, and rabbiting the literary preserve with a

multiplication of impossibles to speak them. And we forbid them not,

for of such is the kingdom of American letters.

Now, the “dialect” of which these persons are so enamored as to

fill whole volumes with it is not dialect; it is simply English as

spoken by none but uneducated persons and “recorded” by those to whom

ignorance is attractive and seems picturesque. To a sane intelligence

it is neither. Such an intelligence regards it with tolerance or

aversion—that depends on whether in life it is modest or presumptuous;

in letters, subordinate and incidental or dominant and essential. The

writers named—they and their literary co-populists, an innumerable

commonalty—love ignorance for its own sake. They seem to think, and

indubitably do think, that the lives and adventures, the virtues and

vices, joys and sorrows of the illiterate are more interesting than

those prone to grammar and ablution. To those fortuitous collocations

of peasant instincts and pithecan intuitions which these writers call

their understandings a sentiment is deemed to have an added value when

expressed in coarse and faulty speech. So they give us whole books of

it, coddle the resulting popularity as “fame” and prosper abundantly

by their sin.

There are dialects which in literary work are legitimate and

acceptable—to those who understand. That of Burns, for example,

is spoken by thousands of cultivated persons and was his own

mother-tongue. He erred in writing in it, as do all having command of

the better and more spacious speech that assures a wider attention,

but in so doing, he broke no laws of taste nor of sense. The matter

is simple enough. A true dialect is legitimate; the faulty speech of

an educated person in an unfamiliar tongue is legitimate, as is that

of a child; but the lame locution of the merely ignorant—the language

of the letterless—that is not dialect, and in any quantity in excess

of an amount that may be needful in fiction for _vraisemblance_, or

in verse for humor, is reasonless and offensive. As to poetry, our

literature contains no line of that in any such speech. The muse is not

so feasible; she does not submit herself to the embrace of a yokel—not

even to a Tennyson wearing the smock of a northern farmer.

In fiction the limits of dialect that is not dialect are plainly

defined, not by usage of the masters, for none than masters go more

often wrong—as none but they can afford to do—but by reason and the

sense of things. If in evolution of his plot the story teller find

it expedient to seek assistance from the “man o’ the people” as a

subordinate character, that worthy person must needs use the speech

of his tribe; as actors, having to wear something—a regrettable

necessity—may garb themselves in the costume of the time of the play,

however hideous it may be. But beyond this the teller of stories that

are not true is denied the right to go. To take for hero or heroine a

person unable to speak the language of the tale, whose conversations

are turbid swirls in the clear stream of the narrative, is an affront

justifiable only by a moral purpose presumably in equal need of

justification.

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