IX

Testators should not, from the snug security of the grave, be

permitted to utter a perpetual threat of disinheritance, or any other

uncomfortable fate, to deter a living citizen, even one of their own

legatees, from applying to the courts of his country for redress of

any wrong from which he may consider himself as suffering. The courts

of law ought to be open to any one conceiving himself a victim of

injustice, and it should be unlawful to abridge the right of complaint

by making its exercise more hazardous than it naturally is. Doubtless

the contesting of wills is a nuisance, generally speaking, the

contestant devoid of moral worth and the verdict unrighteous; but as

long as some testators really _are_ daft, or subject to interested

suasion, or wantonly sinful, all should be denied the power to stifle

dissent by fining the luckless dissenter. The dead have too much to say

in this world, at the best, and it is tyranny for them to stand at the

door of the temple of justice to drive away the suitors that themselves

have made.

Obedience to the commands of the dead should be conditional upon their

good behavior, and it is not good behavior to set up a censure of

action at law among the living. If our courts are not competent to

say what actions are proper to be brought and what are unfit to be

entertained let us improve them until they are competent, or abolish

them altogether and resort to the mild and humane arbitrament of the

dice; but while courts have the civility to exist they should refuse

to surrender any part of their duties and responsibilities to such

exceedingly private persons as those under six feet of earth, or

sealed up in habitations of hewn stone. Persons no longer affectable

by human events should be denied a voice in determining the character

and trend of them. Respect for the wishes of the dead is a tender

and beautiful sentiment, certainly. Unfortunately, it can not be

ascertained that they have any wishes. What commonly go by that name

are wishes once entertained by living persons who are now dead, and

who in dying renounced them, along with everything else. Like those

who entertained them, the wishes are no longer in existence. “The

wishes of the dead” are not wishes, and are not of the dead. Why they

should have anything more than a sentimental influence upon those still

in the flesh, and be a factor to be reckoned with in the practical

affairs of the supergraminous world, is a question to which the merely

human understanding can find no answer, and it must be referred to the

lawyers. When “from the tombs a doleful sound” is vented, and “thine

ear” is invited to “attend the cry,” an intelligent forethought will

suggest that you inquire if it is anything about property. If so pass

on—that is no sacred spot.

X

Much of the testimony in French courts, civil and martial, appears to

consist of personal impressions and opinions of the witnesses. All

very improper and mischievous, no doubt, if—if what? Why, obviously,

if the judges and jurors are unfit to sit in judgment. By designating

them to sit, the designating power assumes their fitness—assumes that

they know enough to take such things for what they are worth, to make

the necessary allowances; if needful, to disregard a witness’s opinion

altogether. I do not know that they are fit. I do not know that they

do make the needful allowances. It is by no means clear to me that

any judge or juror, French, American or Patagonian, is competent to

ascertain the truth when lying witnesses are trying to conceal it under

the direction of skilled and conscienceless attorneys licensed to

deceive. But his competence is a basic assumption of the law vesting

him with the duty of deciding. Having chosen him for that duty, the

French law very logically lets him alone to decide for himself what

is evidence and what is not. It does not trust him a little, but

altogether. It puts him under conditions familiar to him—makes him

accessible to just such influences as he is accustomed to when making

conscious and unconscious decisions in his personal affairs.

There may be a distinct gain to justice in permitting a witness to

say whatever he wants to say. If he is telling the truth he will not

contradict himself; if he is lying, the more rope he is given the more

surely he will entangle himself.

In giving hearsay evidence, for example, he may suggest a new and

important witness of whom the counsel for the other side would not

otherwise have heard, and who can then be brought into court. By some

unguarded and apparently irrelevant statement he may open an entirely

new line of inquiry, or throw upon the case a flood of light. Everyone

knows what revelations are sometimes evoked by apparently the most

insignificant remarks. Why should justice be denied a chance to profit

that way?

There is a still greater advantage in “the French method.” By giving a

witness free rein in expression of his personal opinions and feelings

we should be able to calculate his frame of mind, his good or ill will

to the prosecution or defense and, therefore, to a certain extent his

credibility. In our courts he is able by a little solemn perjury to

conceal all this, even from himself, and pose as an impartial witness,

when in truth, with regard to the accused he is full of rancor or

reeking with compassion.

In theory our system is perfect. The accused is prosecuted by a public

officer, who having no interest in his conviction, will serve the

state without mischievous zeal and perform his disagreeable task with

fairness and consideration. He is permitted to entrust his defense

to another officer, whose duty it is to make a rigidly truthful and

candid presentment of his case in order to assist the court to a just

decision. The jurors, if there are jurors, are neither friendly nor

hostile, are open-minded, intelligent and conscientious. As to the

witnesses, are they not sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth (in

so far as they are permitted) and nothing but the truth? What could

be finer and better than all this?—what could more certainly assure

justice?

How close the resemblance is between this ideal picture and what

actually occurs all know, or should know. The judge is frequently

an ignoramus incapable of logical thought and with little sense of

the dread and awful nature of his responsibility. The prosecuting

attorney thinks it due to his reputation to “make a record” and tries

to convict by hook or crook, even when he is himself persuaded of the

defendant’s innocence. Counsel for the defense is equally unscrupulous

for acquittal, and, both having industriously coached their witnesses,

they contend against each other in deceiving the court by every art

of which they are masters. Witnesses on both sides perjure themselves

freely and with almost perfect impunity if detected. At the close

of it all the poor weary jurors, hopelessly bewildered and dumbly

resentful of their duping, render a random or compromise verdict, or

one which best expresses their secret animosity to the lawyer they like

least, or their faith in the newspapers which they have diligently and

disobediently read every night. Commenting upon Rabelais’ old judge

who, when impeached for an outrageous decision, pleaded his defective

eyesight which made him miscount the spots on the dice, the most

distinguished lawyer of my acquaintance seriously assured me that if

all the cases with which he had been connected had been decided with

the dice substantial justice would have been done more frequently than

it was done. If that is true, or nearly true, and I believe it, the

American’s right to sneer at the Frenchman’s “judicial methods” is an

open question.

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