MONSIEUR L'ABBÉ

The childhood of the Abbé Rosselot is as secret as his origin, and no

man may know whether Belfort or Bavaria smiled upon his innocence. A

like mystery enshrouds his early manhood, and the malice of his foes,

who are legion, denounces him for a Jesuit of Innsbruck. But since he

has lived within the eye of the world his villainies have been revealed

as clearly as his attainments, and history provides him no other rival

in the corruption of youth than the infamous Thwackum.

It is not every scholar's ambition to teach the elements, and Rosselot

adopted his modest calling as a cloak of crime. No sooner was he

installed in a mansion than he became the mansion's master, and

henceforth he ruled his employer's domain with the tyrannical severity

of a Grand Inquisitor. His soul wrapped in the triple brass of

arrogance, he even dared to lay his hands upon food before his betters

were served; and presently, emboldened by success, he would order the

dinners, reproach the cook with a too lavish use of condiments, and

descend with insolent expostulation into the kitchen. In a week he had

opened the cupboards upon a dozen skeletons, and made them rattle their

rickety bones up and down the draughty staircases, until the inmates

shivered with horror and the terrified neighbours fled the haunted

castle as a lazar-house. Once in possession of a family secret, he felt

himself secure, and henceforth he was free to browbeat his employer and

to flog his pupil to the satisfaction of his waspish nature. Moreover,

he was endowed with all the insight and effrontery of a trained

journalist. So sedulous was he in his search after the truth, that

neither man nor woman could deny him confidence. And, as vinegar flowed

in his veins for blood, it was his merry sport to set wife against

husband and children against father. Not even were the servants

safe from his watchful inquiry, and housemaids and governesses alike

entrusted their hopes and fears to his malicious keeping. And when the

house had retired to rest, with what a sinister delight did he chuckle

over the frailties and infamies, a guilty knowledge of which he had

dragged from many an unwilling sinner! To oust him, when installed, was

a plain impossibility, for this wringer of hearts was only too glib

in the surrender of another's scandal; and as he accepted the last

scurrility with Christian resignation, his unfortunate employer could

but strengthen his vocabulary and patiently endure the presence of this

smiling, demoniacal tutor.

But a too villainous curiosity was not the Abbé's capital sin.

Not only did he entertain his leisure with wrecking the happiness of a

united family, but he was an enemy open and declared of France. It

was his amiable pastime at the dinner-table, when he had first helped

himself to such delicacies as tempted his dainty palate, to pronounce

a pompous eulogy upon the German Emperor. France, he would say with an

exultant smile, is a pays pourri, which exists merely to be the football

of Prussia. She has but one hope of salvation--still the monster

speaks--and that is to fall into the benign occupation of a vigorous

race. Once upon a time--the infamy is scarce credible--he was conducting

his young charges past a town-hall, over the lintel of whose door

glittered those proud initials 'R. F.' 'What do they stand for?' asked

this demon Barlow. And when the patriotic Tommy hesitated for an answer,

the preceptor exclaimed with ineffable contempt, 'Race de fous'! It is

no wonder, then, that this foe of his fatherland feared to receive a

letter openly addressed; rather he would slink out under cover of night

and seek his correspondence at the poste restante, like a guilty lover

or a British tourist.

The Château de Presles was built for his reception. It was haunted by a

secret, which none dare murmur in the remotest garret. There was no more

than a whisper of murder in the air, but the Marquis shuddered when his

wife's eye frowned upon him. True, the miserable Menaldo had disappeared

from his seminary ten years since, but threats of disclosure were

uttered continually, and respectability might only be purchased by a

profound silence. Here was the Abbé's most splendid opportunity, and he

seized it with all the eagerness of a greedy temperament. The Marquise,

a wealthy peasant, who was rather at home on the wild hill-side than in

her stately castle, became an instant prey to his devilish intrigue.

The governess, an antic old maid of fifty-seven, whose conversation was

designed to bring a blush to the cheek of the most hardened dragoon,

was immediately on terms of so frank an intimacy that she flung bread

pellets at him across the table, and joyously proposed, if we may

believe the priest on his oath, to set up housekeeping with him, that

they might save expense. Two high-spirited boys were always at hand to

encourage his taste for flogging, and had it not been for the Marquis,

the Abbé's cup would have been full to overflowing. But the Marquis

loved not the lean, ogling instructor of his sons, and presently began

to assail him with all the abuse of which he was master. He charged the

Abbé with unspeakable villainy; salop and saligaud were the terms in

which he would habitually refer to him. He knew the rascal for a spy,

and no modesty restrained him from proclaiming his knowledge. But

whatever insults were thrown at the Abbé he received with a grin

complacent as Shylock's, for was he not conscious that when he liked the

pound of flesh was his own!

With a fiend's duplicity he laid his plans of ruin and death. The

Marquise, swayed to his will, received him secretly in the blue room

(whose very colour suggests a guilty intrigue), though never, upon

the oath of an Abbé, when the key was turned in the lock. A journey to

Switzerland had freed him from the haunting suspicion of the Marquis,

and at last he might compel the wife to denounce her husband as

a murderer. The terrified woman drew the indictment at the Abbé's

dictation, and when her husband returned to St. Amand he was instantly

thrust into prison. Nothing remained but to cajole the sons into an

expressed hatred of their father, and the last enormity was committed by

a masterpiece of cunning. 'Your father's one chance of escape,' argued

this villain in a cassock, 'is to be proved an inhuman ruffian.

Swear that he beat you unmercifully and you will save him from the

guillotine.' All the dupes learned their lesson with a certainty which

reflects infinite credit upon the Abbé's method of instruction.

For once in his life the Abbé had been moved by greed as well as by

villainy. His early exploits had no worse motive than the satisfaction

of an inhuman lust for cruelty and destruction. But the Marquise was

rich, and when once her husband's head were off, might not the Abbé reap

his share of the gathered harvest? The stakes were high, but the game

was worth the playing, and Rosselot played it with spirit and energy

unto the last card. His appearance in court is ever memorable, and as

his ferret eyes glinted through glass at the President, he seemed the

villain of some Middle Age Romance. His head, poised upon a lean, bony

frame, was embellished with a nose thin and sharp as the blade of a

knife; his tightly compressed lips were an indication of the rascal's

determination. 'Long as a day in Lent'--that is how a spectator

described him; and if ever a sinister nature glared through a sinister

figure, the Abbé's character was revealed before he parted his lips in

speech. Unmoved he stood and immovable; he treated the imprecations of

the Marquis with a cold disdain; as the burden of proof grew heavy on

his back, he shrugged his shoulders in weary indifference. He told his

monstrous story with a cynical contempt, which has scarce its equal in

the history of crime; and priest, as he was, he proved that he did

not yield to the Marquis himself in the Rabelaisian amplitude of his

vocabulary. He brought charges against the weird world of Presles with

an insouciance and brutality which defeated their own aim. He described

the vices of his master and the sins of the servants in a slang which

would sit more gracefully upon an idle roysterer than upon a pious Abbé.

And, his story ended, he leered at the Court with the satisfaction of

one who had discharged a fearsome duty.

But his rascality overshot its mark; the Marquise, obedient to his

priestly casuistry, displayed too fierce a zeal in the execution of his

commands. And he took to flight, hoping to lose in the larger world of

Paris the notoriety which his prowess won him among the poor despised

Berrichons. He left behind for our consolation a snatch of philosophy

which helps to explain his last and greatest achievement. 'Those who

have money exist only to be fleeced.' Thus he spake with a reckless

revelation of self. Yet the mystery of his being is still unpierced. He

is traitor, schemer, spy; but is he an Abbé? Perhaps not. At any rate,

he once attended the 'Messe des Morts,' and was heard to mumble a

'Credo,' which, as every good Catholic remembers, has no place in that

solemn service.

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