CHAPTER IV

A DOORWAY PUNCH AND JUDY SHOW

EVERYBODY laughs when he sees Mr. Punch, with his funny long nose, and

his wife Judy in her frilled cap. The show is all fun, every bit of it;

even the little baby seems to understand and appears actually pleased

when Punch and Judy toss him back and forth, as they might a rubber

ball. When the infant happens to fall, he is never hurt; the accident

is but a good joke and part of the sport. One great charm about the

show is, that you can make Punch and his family do exactly as you

please and say exactly what you want them to say, for so long as you

are showman they yield implicit obedience to your will.

The only material necessary for

=The Stage=

will be a piece of plain solid-colored cloth, which must reach across

an open doorway, be tacked upon each side and extend down to the floor,

where it should be again fastened that there may be no danger of its

blowing aside. Put this curtain up high enough in the doorway to reach

a trifle above your head, for you must be completely hidden from the

audience. The full-page illustration shows the back of the stage and

gives the manner in which Punch and his family are made to move about

in the opening between the top of the doorway and the curtain. It is

this opening which constitutes the stage. The illustration also shows

a band of cloth stretched across the extreme top of the doorway, and

short side curtains added to the outside of the stage to improve its

appearance.

[Illustration: Fig. 42.—Draw Punch’s head like this.]

=To Make Punch’s Head,=

cut a piece of unruled white writing-paper eight inches long and five

inches wide, to allow a generous margin, and on it draw Fig. 42, making

the head 6 inches across one way and 4 inches the other. Paste a strip

of thin cloth over the neck which includes the entire space between the

four corners marked A-A-A-A, and over this cloth paste two more cloth

strips in the spaces marked B-B and B-B. The cloth strengthens the neck

and prevents it from tearing while the head is in motion. Carefully

mark the features, copying them also on the right-hand side of the

face (D). Cut out the head, including flaps, and the ears along their

outer edge. Cut the line of the chin into each side of the neck as far

as the second strips of cloth (B-B and B-B). Roll the neck until it

fits loosely on your first finger, then paste it together like a ring.

Paste the tips of each side of the nose together, also those of the

chin.

[Illustration: Behind the Scenes in the Doorway Punch and Judy Show.]

[Illustration: Fig. 43.—The top of his head is open.]

Bend the flaps at the dotted line on the edge of the face and paste the

other side of the face part way over the flaps, covering the spaces

C-C-C-C. If the head seems too narrow, bend the paper out to make it

appear wider. Roll an extra piece of writing-paper and fit it inside

the head. Be sure that the roll lies evenly and is close up against the

inside of the head; then bend out the ears, paste the paper lining in

place and paint the entire head pink except the eyes and teeth. When

the first color is dry, paint the markings on the ears red; the hair

and eyebrows, markings for teeth and the eyes black; the lips, nose,

chin and cheeks a brilliant red.

[Illustration: Fig. 44.—Make the hand in the shape of a mitten.]

The top of Punch’s head is open (Fig. 43), but we will cover it with a

high, pointed cap, and the uncovered space where the chin comes forward

beyond the neck will not be noticed when Punch is dressed, for the

double ruffle around his neck hides all deficiencies. Make each arm of

a roll of writing-paper pasted together along the edge. The roll must

be about four and three-quarter inches long. Flatten and paste together

one end of each arm, and on these flat ends draw the outline of a

mitten, which will serve as a hand; when the paste is dry, cut out the

mitten (Fig. 44). Paint the hands and arms pink.

[Illustration: Fig. 45.—Cut Punch’s dress after this pattern.]

[Illustration: Fig. 46.—Your funny old Punch.]

The arms should fit loosely over the ends of your thumb and forefinger.

Fig. 45 gives the pattern of

=Punch’s Dress=

Make it much larger, according to the dimensions given on patterns, and

let it be of soft material in very bright, gay colors. The front and

back are exactly alike, and the two pieces are sewed together at the

sides, the seams extending to within two inches of the bottom of the

skirt, leaving the sides split up that distance. Slide the paper arms

up in the sleeves and fasten them in place at the top with a drop or

two of glue. Make a wide, white double ruffle, slip it on Punch’s neck

and push it up against the head. Then gather the top of the dress so

that it will fit Punch’s neck, and fasten it on under the ruffle with

strong glue, allowing the bottom of the paper neck to extend down below

the gathered top of the dress. Make a high cap of brilliant red cloth

to fit Punch’s head; trim it with a turned up band of vivid green

edged with white and glue the cap to the head. With a stitch or two

or an elastic band fasten an inked paper lighter in his right hand to

serve as a stick.

[Illustration: Fig. 47.—Judy will look like this.]

Now slip the first finger of your left hand up in Punch’s neck, run

your thumb and second finger of the same hand in the paper arms, and

make Punch turn and twist his head while he gesticulates with both

arms. You will laugh before you know it, and be delighted with your

funny old Punch (Fig. 46).

=Make Judy’s Head=

by the pattern used for the head of Punch, but omit the ears and cut

off the ends of both nose and chin. They should not be so long for

Judy. Strengthen the neck with cloth and fasten the head together as

you did that of Punch. Make blond hair of two pieces of yellow tissue

paper pasted in narrow irregular folds on the inside of the top opening

of the head; then bring over and down on the outside as if combed

loosely over Judy’s ears. Paste the lower ends of the paper hair above

the neck on the back of the head. Paint Judy’s eyes blue. In all other

respects than the details mentioned, make Judy’s head the same as you

did that of Punch. Make her arms and hands the same, the double ruffle

for the neck the same, the dress the same cut but of contrasting

color. Cut Judy’s cap from thin white material, make it circular and

gather it entirely around, about one inch from the edge. Attach strings

of the same material, and tie them under Judy’s chin (Fig. 47).

=The Baby=

must be quite light in weight. Make it of a piece of pink tissue paper

about eight inches square. Draw the paper through your hands several

times to crush it into small folds, then, while it is crushed together,

double at the middle and wind a thread around near the folded end to

form a neck, leaving half an inch above for the head. Gather a piece of

white tissue paper around the baby’s neck to make its dress, and cut a

straight strip of white tissue paper for the baby’s cap. Lay it flat on

top of the head and bring the two ends down straight on each side of

the face. Gather the cap at the back, add strings and fasten it on the

baby’s head. Features may be marked on the face with paint, but be very

careful not to use much water with the colors, for water will melt the

tissue paper face.

=When All is Ready=

slip Judy on one hand, Punch on the other hand, and make them talk and

act to the best of your ability. Assume deep tones of voice when you

talk for Punch, and high, shrill tones for Judy; make the play short,

full of life and action, and as funny as possible. Of course, you will

have to practise with Punch, Judy and the baby in front of a mirror

before giving your show in order to see how they will look as you make

them act, and to learn just how to manage them.

=Drama of Punch and Judy=

PUNCH (_below_): Wait a minute, sha’n’t be long putting on

my new boots (_pops up singing_). Trala-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Hello, there! Watch me dance (_dances, singing a lively tune

to music; music stops and he leans down, calls below_).

JUDY! JUDY! JUDY, come here.

JUDY (_pops up_): Well, Mr. PUNCH; what do you want? I’m

dreadfully busy just now.

PUNCH: Oh! nothing, only want to know if you’d like a box of

French candy, the delicious kind that melts in your mouth;

but never mind, I can get it for you next Christmas (_Punch

turns his back and walks off_).

JUDY (_running after Punch_): Punchy-munchy, I wish I had it

now; do, Punchy, give it to me.

PUNCH (_turning_): You must give me a kiss first (_they hug

each other and have a merry time dancing and singing to

lively music_).

JUDY: Oh! Oh! I forgot the baby. I’ll go and get him

(_disappears_).

PUNCH (_calling after her_): Well, hurry up, and don’t

forget our dog Toby (_calls_). Toby! Old dog Toby—come

and jump over my stick (_bangs his stick about, striking

everything, accidentally strikes his nose_). Oh! Oh! Oh!

my poor nose, my best Sunday nose, my beautiful long nose

(_calls_). JUDY! J-U-D-Y, where’s the baby? (_Enter_ JUDY

_with baby_).

JUDY: Here, PUNCH; catch him (_tosses baby to_ PUNCH, _who

catches him; dances about, then tosses the baby back to_

JUDY, _who fails to catch him_).

JUDY: PUNCH! PUNCH! Where’s the baby?

PUNCH: Gone down-stairs. I’ll fetch him up (_disappears_).

JUDY: Just think! the little dear went down-stairs all alone!

(PUNCH _reappears_.)

PUNCH: Here’s the little darling; pity his nose is not

longer. Do you think it will grow, JUDY? (_baby cries_;

PUNCH _tosses him up in the air singing_). He didn’t dance,

dance, dance; he didn’t dance all day nor yesterday.

(JUDY _tries to catch the baby_.)

PUNCH: Take him! Now we will both sing while I keep time

with my stick. Begin, I say; quick, hurry, quick! (JUDY

_runs away with the baby while_ PUNCH _is talking and not

watching her; turning_, PUNCH _finds himself alone_).

PUNCH (_calls_): Baby! Baby! Come and see your daddy’s

beautiful nose (_baby is tossed up from below_). See! See!

my boy can fly through the air (_knocks with his stick, then

calls_). JUDY! Why don’t you come? (JUDY _appears with baby,

walks back and forth_).

JUDY: I must get this child to sleep.

PUNCH: Nonsense, I’ll amuse him (_grabs child and disappears

with him; baby heard crying, “Mama! I want my Mama!”_).

JUDY: Just listen to that (_waves her arms frantically

around and disappears_.)

PUNCH (_reappearing with a flag in each hand_): We haven’t

given you our flag dance. JUDY! girl, come along.

JUDY (_jumps up with a flag in each hand_): Hush, PUNCH,

you’ll wake the baby.

PUNCH: Now let’s dance. (_The music plays and the two

dance and sing some popular air, then together bow to the

audience, saying_:) Good-by little girls and boys, good-by,

everybody. We’ve had such a good time. Good-by, good-by.

The flags may be of home or store manufacture, but they must be

fastened on paper sticks, made like Punch’s paper-lighter stick. They

can all be American flags, or three other nations may be represented,

or each flag can be of solid color, differing from all the others, as

red, green, yellow and blue.

If a companion will help with the show by taking complete charge of

Judy while you attend to Punch, the management will be much easier, for

then you will have only one doll to make talk and act.

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