Fabian stood first on one leg and then on the other, till Rosamund said—

“Well, you might as well pull up your stockings.”

So he did. His stockings were always just like a concertina or a very

expensive photographic camera, but he used to say it was not his fault,

and I suppose he knew best. Then he said—

“I say, Rom! mother only said we weren’t to _touch_ the two

top-drawers——”

“I _should_ like to be good,” said Rosamund.

“I _mean_ to be good,” said Fabian. “But if you took the little thin

poker that is not kept for best you could put it through one of the

brass handles and I could hold the other handle with the tongs. And

then we could open the drawer without touching it.”

“So we could! How clever you are, Fabe,” said Rosamund. And she admired

her brother very much. So they took the poker and the tongs. The front

of the bureau got a little scratched, but the top drawer came open, and

there they saw two boxes with glass tops and narrow gold paper going

all round; though you could only see paper shavings through the glass

they knew it was soldiers. Besides these boxes there was a doll and a

donkey standing on a green grass plot that had wooden wheels, and a

little wicker-work doll’s cradle, and some brass cannons, and a bag

that looked like marbles, and some flags, and a mouse that seemed as

though it moved with clockwork; only, of course, they had promised not

to touch the drawer, so they could not make sure. There was a wooden

box, too, and it was wrong way up and on the bottom of it was written

in pencil, “Vill: and anim: 5/9-1/2.” They looked at each other, and

Fabian said:

“I wish it was to-morrow!”

You have seen that Fabian was quite a clever boy; and he knew at once

that these were the Christmas presents which Santa Claus had brought

for him and Rosamund. But Rosamund said, “Oh dear, I wish we hadn’t!”

However, she consented to open the other drawer—without touching it,

of course, because she had promised faithfully—and when, with the

poker and tongs, the other drawer came open, there were large wooden

boxes—the kind that hold raisins and figs—and round boxes with paper

on—smooth on the top and folded in pleats round the edge; and the

children knew what was inside without looking. Every one knows what

candied fruit looks like on the outside of the box. There were square

boxes, too—the kind that have crackers in—with a cracker going off

on the lid, very different in size and brightness from what it does

really, for, as no doubt you know, a cracker very often comes in two

quite calmly, without any pop at all, and then you only have the motto

and the sweet, which is never nice. Of course, if there is anything

else in the cracker, such as brooches or rings, you have to let the

little girl who sits next you at supper have it.

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