CHAPTER XVIII

BERLIN AND SOME OF ITS PEOPLE

One winter, about ten years ago, I went to Berlin in the company of

Mr Frederick Dawson, the famous English pianist, who had planned to

give two recitals there. We stayed at the Fürstenhof, a luxurious and

enervating hotel where we had a suite of rooms facing the front. In the

large drawing-room that Karl Klindworth had engaged for Dawson was a

good piano.

Now, music in Berlin is just a trade. Everyone plays or sings and

everybody teaches somebody or other to play and sing. Unless you are

an artist of colossal merit (and sometimes even if you are), you will

find it practically impossible to persuade anybody to listen to you if

you are not prepared to “square” the critics. In the season, twenty,

thirty, forty concerts are given nightly, and by far the greater number

of them are given to empty stalls. That does not matter: no artist of

any European experience expects anything else. A musician does not go

to Berlin to get money: he goes to get a reputation. Berlin’s cachet

is (or, most decidedly, I should say _was_) absolutely indispensable

for any pianist, violinist or singer who wishes to make a permanent

and wide reputation. Before the war, Mr Snooks could play as hard and

as fiercely and as long in London as he liked, but unless he was known

in Berlin, and unless it was known that he was known in Berlin, he

was everywhere considered but as a second-rate kind of person, a mere

talented outsider. So that it is quite within the facts to say that

few artists have gone to sing or play in Berlin except for the purpose

of obtaining Press notices, favourable Press notices, Press notices

that glow with praise and reek of backstairs influence. An American,

a French or a Danish artist will go to Berlin with a few years’

savings, give a short series of recitals, cut his Press notices from

the papers, go back to his native land, and then advertise freely—his

advertisements, of course, consisting of judicious excerpts (not always

very literally translated) from his Berlin notices. This visit to

Berlin, with the hire of a concert hall, etc., may cost a couple of

hundred pounds, but it is counted money well spent, well invested.

Frederick Dawson had already paid several visits to Berlin and Vienna,

and was so well known in both cities that his appearance in either

always attracted large and enthusiastic audiences; but, apart from

Dawson himself, d’Albert and Lamond, no other British artist or

semi-British artist had, I imagine, the power to do so.

I was introduced to many critics and many artists. The critic was

almost invariably a Herr Doktor and the Herr Doktor was almost

invariably a Herr Professor: they all had degrees and they all taught.

They were overworked, “doing” five or six concerts a night and

receiving very little pay. They would dash about from one concert hall

to another in taxi-cabs, jot down a few notes, and look down their

noses; when they wished to leave a particular hall, they would look

round furtively, gather their coat-tails together, and sidle slimly or

roll fatly to the door.

Some of these gentlemen, I heard, were very shady in their dealings

with young and inexperienced artists. They plied a trade of gentle

blackmail, kid-gloved blackmail, of course, but the kid gloves

contained the claws of a hungry eagle. The following describes one of

their pretty little customs.

Hearing of the arrival in Berlin of a singer or pianist whose agent had

been advertising the fact that his client would shortly give a series

of three recitals, the critic would call upon him, express interest

in his work, and ask to have the pleasure of hearing the artist sing

or play. The artist, flattered and already sure of one good “notice”

at least, would immediately accede; having done his best or worst,

something like the following conversation would take place:—

=Critic.= Quite good. But that A-minor study of Chopin’s is, of course,

rather hackneyed; you are not, I presume, including it in any of your

programmes?

=Artist= (_rather taken aback_). I must confess I had intended doing

so. But if you think....

=Critic.= I do. Most decidedly I do. There are in Berlin at least ten

thousand people who play it; why should you be the ten thousand and

first? Debussy, now. Why not Debussy? Or even Busoni. Busoni can write,

you know.

=Artist= (_eagerly_). Yes, yes; I’m playing some Debussy: _Les Poissons

d’Or_ and _Clair de Lune_.

=Critic.= _Clair de Lune_ is a little _vieux jeu_, don’t you think?

However, play it. Play it now, I mean.

The artist, half angry, but tremulously anxious to please, does as he

is told.

=Critic.= Oh yes; you have talent. I think, yes, I rather think I shall

be able to praise you in my paper. However, we shall see. But there

is something, just a little of something, lacking in your style. Your

rhythm is not sufficiently fluid. It should, if I may say so, _sway_

more. And your use of _tempo rubato_.... Well, now, I could show you.

You see, I have heard Debussy himself play that, and I know pre-cise-ly

how it should go.

=Artist= (_absolutely staggered_). Oh ... er ... yes. Quite.

=Critic= (_having allowed time for his remarks to sink in_). Now what

would you say if I were to suggest that I give you a few lessons—say

a couple. I would charge you a guinea and a half each: lessons of

half-an-hour, you know.

=Artist= (_looking wildly round_). If you were to suggest such a

thing—of course, you haven’t done so yet—but if you _were_ to suggest

it....

=Critic= (_with most un-German suavity_). Of course, when I said

“lessons,” I used entirely the wrong word. What I meant was hints and

suggestions. Mere indications. A passing on of a tradition—passing it

on, you understand, from Debussy to yourself. Not everyone, I need

scarcely say, has heard Debussy play. If you were to play Debussy as

I know he should be played, you would be one of the first to do so in

Berlin, and I in my paper should record the fact.

=Artist.= I see. Yes, I do see. I think that perhaps you are right. You

believe I could—I am rather at a loss for a word—you believe I could,

shall we say “absorb,” the tradition in a couple of lessons?

=Critic.= I don’t see why you shouldn’t, though, of course, I may

decide—I mean, we may agree—that a third lesson is necessary. Shall we

have our first lesson now?

=Artist= (_now quite at his ease, slyly_). Lesson? You mean my first

“hint,” “suggestion,” “indication.” Right-o.... Let’s get along with it.

They are friends: they understand each other. Within twenty-four hours

three guineas pass from the pocket of the artist to the pocket of the

critic, and, in due time, half-a-dozen lines of praise, golden-guinea

praise, appear in the critic’s paper.

After all, how simple, how friendly, how altogether right and jovial!

You may think the artist a fool to pay so much for so little, but,

really, you are quite wrong. It isn’t “so little.” It is a good deal.

Those half-dozen lines, in the old pre-war days, would help to secure

valuable engagements not only in New York, Boston, Philadelphia,

Chicago, and the scores of large towns that lie in between, but also

in London, Manchester, Bradford, Leeds; in Paris, Lyons, Rouen,

Marseilles, Bordeaux, Brussels, Ghent, Antwerp. But not in Germany.

Germany knows better. Not in Mannheim, Cologne, Hanover, Dresden. The

secrets of Berlin were known in all the cities and towns of Germany

some years before the war, and the playful little habits of the critics

of that most wonderful city were looked at askance ... were looked at

askance ... were looked at askance _and imitated_. And the imitators

had for their secret motto: _Honi soit._

* * * * *

A beastly city was Berlin. And yet not all of Berlin was beastly. But

the artistic, the musical, part of it was “low, very low,” as Chawnley

Montague said, on an historic occasion, of the slums of Sierra Leone.

But Karl Klindworth had nothing of beastliness in him. In writing about

Klindworth I shall, I am convinced, feel rather old, and you, when

reading about him, will, I greatly fear, also feel rather old. You see

Klindworth belongs so awfully to the past. Yet he was a very great man

in his day, and there must be still in London many people who knew him

in those silly, savage days when stupid people (and they were brutally

stupid) thought of Wagner what brutally stupid people think to-day of

Richard Strauss.

Klindworth was not only a disciple of Wagner’s but he was also

one of Wagner’s prophets: a forerunner. A great pianist, also: a

great conductor: a great man. Frederick Dawson, one of the most

generous-hearted of men, took me to Klindworth’s, and said some jolly,

flattering things about me to the great musician. Klindworth was very

old, about eighty years, and, when he spoke, it was like listening

to the voice of a man who had just got beyond the grave and was not

unhappy there.

I egged him on to speak of Wagner.

“What can I say?” he mused. “Nothing. Wagner was from God.”

His large eyes, two great ponds of colour in a face not white but

stained with ivory, smouldered and suddenly burst into flame. His

hands, always trembling a little, now shook rather violently. I could

not help feeling, as I gazed upon this old man, that Wagner lived in

him as strongly as he lives in the mighty scores of _Die Meistersinger_

and _Tristan und Isolde_.

We sat silent. Frau Klindworth, an Englishwoman speaking English most

charmingly with a foreign accent, folded her hands and gave a little

sigh. Dawson shot me a significant look which meant: “Keep quiet; if

you do, he will begin to talk.”

And for a little while he did. Without a gesture, without a movement,

Klindworth, looking with unfocussed eyes into space, began to talk. (He

spoke in English, for he knew that I knew very little German.)

“No one,” said he, “who was a gentleman, I mean no one who had ordinary

feelings of chivalry, could meet Wagner without feeling that he was

in the presence of one of the Kings of our world. Certain people,

both in England and Germany, have written stupid things of him; they

have pointed fingers at his faults, banged their fists upon his sins.

I hate those people. Faults and sins? Who has not faults? Who has

not committed sins? You English have a word ‘uncanny.’ Or is it you

Scottish people? Wagner was uncanny. He dived into things. Yes, he

dived. And every time he lost his body in the blue sea, he brought back

a pearl. A pearl? No: pearls have no mystery. He brought back, each

time, a hitherto undiscovered gem.... ‘Gem’! What silly sounds you

have in English.... Jem.... Djem!”

His old mind, outworn and very weary, appeared to cease its

functioning. He sat with no sign of life in him. It was as though a

clock had stopped, as though a light had gone out. And then, without

any apparent cause, he came to life again.

“Let us go to the piano,” he said, rising.

So we left the little room in which we were sitting and moved to the

large music-room at the far end of which was a grand piano. Frau

Klindworth, Dawson and I sat in the semi-darkness near the door;

Klindworth’s tall but rather shrunken figure moved down the room to

the little light that hung above the keyboard. He played some almost

unknown pieces of Liszt, interpreting them in a style at once noble and

half-ruined. The excitement of playing seemed to increase rather than

add strength to his physical weakness, and many wrong notes were struck.

It was very pathetic to see this old man trying to revive the fires

within him, trying and failing; and I felt that if, by some miraculous

effort, he had succeeded, if the ashes of long-spent fires had indeed

broken into hot flame, his frail body would have been consumed.

He gave me his photograph and wrote on the back some message, and

when I left him I thought I should never see him again. But, a few

days later, I saw him in the front row of one of Frederick Dawson’s

recitals, and I occasionally heard from him a deep-noted “Bravo!” as

Dawson electrified us with one of his stupendous performances.

Klindworth lingered on for some years later and, when I was in

Macedonia last year, I saw in some newspaper a few lines recording

his death. In the seventies he was a great figure in London, and

Wagner-worshippers of those days worshipped Klindworth also, not only

for his genius, but also for his loyalty, his noble-mindedness, his

devotion to his art.

* * * * *

Out of curiosity on the last day of my stay in Berlin, I went to

a famous concert agent’s office, ostensibly to make some business

inquiries, but, in reality, to have a look at the underworld of art;

for the business side of all art has almost invariably an underworld of

its own in which there is much irony and in which dwells a spirit of

strangely sardonic humour.

The office was crowded with artists, most of them prosperous, all of

them of recognised position. Though they were clients of the agent—that

is to say, people able and eager to engage his services and pay

handsomely for them—they were kept waiting an unconscionable time, as

though they had come to beg favours. As, indeed, they had. For Herr

Otto Zuggstein always made it perfectly clear by his manner that the

favour was his to confer, the honour yours to accept. He had a hot,

eager brain, cunning hands and hairy wrists.

And his work, his object in life? Well, he was the connecting-link

between the artist and the public, just as a publisher is the

connecting-link between authors and those who read. Otto Zuggstein

“published” pianists, singers, violinists. He engaged concert halls

for them, sold their tickets and collected the money, printed their

programmes, distributed tickets to the Press, advertised their

recitals, and so on. There are, of course, many such men, men engaged

honourably in an honourable profession, in all the big cities of

Europe; but Zuggstein was steeped in dishonour. It was freely said

of him that he had all the powerful music critics of Berlin in the

hollow of his hand. Instead of working for their respective editors

they really worked for him. He could command a long and enthusiastic

“notice” about almost any artist in almost any paper; he could also

secure the publication of the most damning criticisms. If you were

a really great artist desiring to “succeed” in Berlin and he, or his

friends, considered it against his own and his friends’ interest for

you to succeed, he could and would prevent you doing so.

He occasionally emerged from the inner room in which he sat, moved

among us for a minute or so, exchanging handshakes, smiles and other

insincerities, and, singling out a man or a woman with special business

claims upon him, returned with his companion to his private office. As

he disappeared, some of those who waited smiled significantly at each

other.

Zuggstein, as one used to write three or four years ago, “intrigued”

me. He was such an efficient rogue: a rogue working, as it appeared,

most openly, most flagrantly, but in reality working with an abundance

of prepared camouflage.

I waited most patiently and, in the course of time, when he again

issued from his private sanctum, he queried me with his right eyebrow,

beckoned me almost imperceptibly with his left elbow and, preceding me,

made a gangway to his room. I followed him with an air, recognising, as

I did so, that I was in for a bit of an adventure, and resolved to lie

like poor Beelzebub himself.

“Good-morning,” said he in English when the door was closed upon us.

“Will you take a chair and also a cigar?” Mysteriously, he produced a

box from the region of his knees and looked hard at me. “And a whisky?”

he added, with a smile. “I never drink myself,” he apologised, “but you

English!”

I accepted all three invitations.

“I have come,” said I, when I had lit my cigar and savoured it, “I have

come to see you about half-a-dozen recitals, piano recitals, that a

Norwegian friend of mine wishes to give here in Berlin next January.”

“To whom,” asked he—and a little chill descended upon him as he asked

the question—“to whom have I the honour of speaking?”

I smiled deprecatingly, and produced from my card-case a card bearing

the name “Gerald Cumberland.”

“I am staying at the Fürstenhof. Room 4001.”

Disarmed, but still cautious, he wrote the number of my room on the

pasteboard.

“I am, I think it is obvious, from England. This is my first visit to

your great city. I am interested in art, in music.” I used a careless,

all-embracing gesture. “And my Norwegian friend, Mr Sigurd Falk,

knowing that I was about to set out for Berlin, asked me to try to

arrange certain matters with you. He got your name from a compatriot of

his.”

By this time he had poured out, and I had drunk most of, the whisky. A

peculiar thing happened: whilst it was I who drank the whisky, it was

he who became genial—more than genial: almost friendly.

“What,” he inquired, “does your friend wish to do in Berlin?”

“Play the piano and make a little money.”

He grunted sympathetically, if a man may ever be said to grunt

sympathetically.

“Money is difficult to make in Berlin,” he said, looking at me keenly,

“but I will do my best for him. Six recitals, you say?”

“Six. And at this, our first interview, I wished to have just a rough

estimate of what those six recitals are likely to cost.”

“Why, it all depends.... Another whisky?... No?... It all depends.

Depends on all kinds of things. What hall do you want? I ought,

perhaps, to tell you, first of all, what hall you can _have_: you see,

you come rather late, very late, in the day. It is now November, and

your friend wishes to play in January. All the halls are usually booked

months in advance.”

We went into particulars of halls, dates, etc. And then he began to

scribble figures on a sheet of paper.

“Press?” he queried.

“I _beg_ your pardon?”

“You would, I mean your friend would, I imagine, like a favourable

Press?”

“Why, yes.”

“Audience?”

“Do you mean _any_ kind of audience?”

“I am afraid they will be mostly women, though, of course, I can get

you a certain number of male students. But the audience, I can promise

you, will be well disposed. Three or four encores at least.”

“Yes, then, both Press _and_ audience.”

He scribbled a little more.

“An inclusive estimate?” he asked.

“Please. You mean by inclusive...?”

“Everything,” he said impressively; “the hall, the printing, the

advertisements, a few invitations, the preliminary paragraphs, the

audience, the critics’ articles. And not only the critics’ notices, but

the presence of the critics themselves,” he added.

He worked hard for five minutes, looked up data in books, and at length

very gently pushed over to me, across the shining top of the table,

a properly written out estimate for the recitals my imaginary friend

intended to give. The total amount, as represented by English money,

was £325.

“Thank you so much,” said I; “I will call to see you to-morrow perhaps.

But I must first of all get an estimate from Herr Dorn.”

“Who is Herr Dorn?” he asked, in surprise.

I did not know: his name had slid into my mind that very moment, and I

was not quite sure whether, in the whole world, there was such a name.

Then, greatly daring, I greatly lied.

“He is a cousin of Sigurd Falk,” said I.

As I left, he gave me another cigar, shook my hand most warmly, and

looked me in the eyes very keenly.

* * * * *

Every night Dawson and I used to go either to the opera or to some

concert, and, when the music was finished, which was generally very

late, we would perhaps go to some supper-party or other.

I have a good appetite myself, but really some of the German ladies’

gastronomic feats were superb. I remember myself one night sitting

fascinated and awestruck as I saw a Wagner-heroine type of woman,

full-breasted, high-browed and majestic, eat plateful after plateful of

oysters, until I began to wonder how it was so many oysters came to be

in Berlin at one and the same time.

* * * * *

Elena Gerhardt, in those days, was large, white and serene. She was a

little bitter, perhaps, and certainly greatly disappointed. I met her

in Manchester shortly after my return to England, and found her mind

insipid, her soul tepid.

* * * * *

Egon Petri had phlegm almost British: a real slogger: most uninspired:

the possessor of faultless technique: the possessor of a brain that

retained everything but expounded nothing. He had business ability and

pushed ahead all the time: pushed ahead all the time, but never arrived

anywhere. Never will arrive anywhere in particular, except at his own

well-cleaned doorstep, where the polished knocker will respond to his

carefully gloved hand.

* * * * *

Richard Strauss I also met in Manchester at about the same time. I have

always maintained that, in at least one case out of three, it is unwise

to judge a man by his face.

But I must for a moment digress. This question of faces is most

interesting. Every man, of course, makes his own face: even the most

ugly of us will concede that much, for, if we are, and know we are,

ugly, we always console ourselves with the thought: “Yes, but it is a

special kind of ugliness. There is strength in my ugliness. There is

character; there is soul. My ugliness is original. There is no ugliness

_quite_ like my ugliness.” For, so long as we are different from other

people, that is all that matters. Now, in making our faces—a process

that is always continuous from the time we are born to the moment of

death—some of us are full of anxiety to make, not a face, but a mask.

Our faces do not express our souls: they hide them. The consequence

of this is that you will sometimes, though not often, meet a man with

a mean, insignificant face who is, in reality, the possessor of a

first-rate brain. But it is difficult to repress some facial hint of

intellect; try how one may, one can do little to modify the shape of

one’s brow or give the eye a sodden and unintelligent look.

Richard Strauss has disguised himself. At close quarters one sees at

once that his head is both shapely and well poised: one notices the

exceptionally high forehead, the firm rounded lips, the determined

chin. “A financier,” you say to yourself; “at all events, if not a

financier, a man of affairs, a man accustomed to deal with and order

facts. Certainly not a dreamer—not a poet or a musician or an artist of

any kind.”

He exhibits no emotion. Self-restrained, he speaks little but very much

to the point. Even in moments of great success, he is reserved and

businesslike. You can never take him unawares. He is guarded, on the

alert, watchful. “All mind but no heart,” you say; at least, you say

that if you are a careless observer.

His tastes are of the simplest and though, for a composer, he has

amassed a large amount of money, he is absurdly economical. He

rather likes abuse, and when a critic makes a fool of himself he is

inordinately amused. The spectacle of human vanity and human folly

excites him. His handshake is firm, his regard direct.

His piano-playing is beautifully neat and polished, but he is not a

virtuoso on the instrument.

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