CHAPTER V

STANLEY HOUGHTON AND HAROLD BRIGHOUSE

But perhaps you have forgotten who Stanley Houghton was? Well, not so

long before the Great War he was famous, both in England and America,

as the author of _Hindle Wakes_, he was universally alluded to as

a charming personality, and he promised to become one of the most

prosperous playwrights in England. Then, while still young and not

yet accustomed to his fame, he died in Italy. Thereupon some thousand

newspaper-writers recorded his death and wrote about him some of the

most lamentable nonsense it has ever been my misfortune to read.

Let me tell you all about it.

I was introduced to Stanley Houghton in Manchester by Jack Kahane—the

latter a most brilliant and engaging personality who knew everybody:

or, rather, everybody knew him.

“This,” said Kahane, indicating Houghton, “is one of Miss Horniman’s

pets. She is doing a play of his this week at the Gaiety. Now, let me

see, Stanley, what is the name of your little play?”

Houghton laughed deprecatingly.

“Oh, I saw it last night,” said I, “and jolly good it was. But I’ve

seen another play of yours besides _The Younger Generation_; it was

founded on a story by Guy de Maupassant. That, also, was tremendously

amusing.”

He frowned, and I understood from the way that he looked over my head

that I had displeased him. For a moment he was silent, then:

“I’ve just been reading some of your verses in _The English Review_,”

said he; “quite nice, quite nice.”

So then I examined him closely and saw a tall, fair youth, with plenty

of straw-coloured hair, a prominent, rather crooked nose, and a manner

of painful self-consciousness. I believe that, from that moment, we

distrusted each other most heartily. We parted a few minutes later

and I think Houghton must have shared my suspicion and regret that we

should often have to meet after that date. Kahane was and is (though

he has been in France these three years and I in Macedonia) my most

intimate friend, and had lately “taken up” Houghton, and whenever

Kahane did a thing he did it pretty thoroughly. And friends of a friend

are bound to tumble across each other continually.

Later in the day I protested to Kahane.

“What on earth has induced you to take up this man Houghton?” I asked.

“He amuses me,” said Jack. “And, really, you know, one or two of his

little things are quite promising. When he bores me I rag him. And then

he loses his temper. _Il m’amuse_, and that’s all I require from him.”

Shortly after I was elected a member of a funny little coterie in

Manchester, called the Swan Club. Kahane had founded it. There were

twelve of us altogether: Kahane; Stanley Houghton; Harold Brighouse

(whose play, _Hobson’s Choice_, is making “big money” in London at

the moment of writing); Charles Abercrombie (now a Lt.-Colonel and a

C.B.); Walter Mudie, the best of good fellows; Ernest Marriott, artist;

W. Price-Heywood, accountant and leader-writer; myself and a few

hangers-on of the Arts. We used to meet for lunch at a shabby little

restaurant in Peter Street, Manchester, opposite the Theatre Royal,

and we did our utmost to induce each other to talk about ourselves.

In this little coterie Houghton was a veritable whale among the

minnows. He was also a fish out of water. From the very first his

success spoiled him. He would take himself ponderously. Brighouse

worshipped success, so he worshipped Houghton. The rest of us, if we

worshipped anything at all, worshipped genius, and as Kahane was the

only one among us who had a touch of that divine quality, we rather

tended to worship him. But Kahane frittered away his gifts; he made a

lot of money by dint of working about an hour a day and by the sheer

force of his personality. For the rest he played and played hard. He

talked; he ragged; he listened to music and saw plays; he fell in love;

he indulged harmless vices; and he wrote two wonderful plays, full of

faults, but streaked with originality, with fire and with colour. In

effect, he could beat both Houghton and Brighouse at their own game,

and they knew it. But, at that time, playwriting with Kahane was only

a game; with the other two it was deadly earnest.

Houghton and Brighouse were something (and, I gathered, something not

very brilliant) in the city. Quite what that something was I do not

know, though I remember seeking out Brighouse once in a dark warehouse

smelling of damp cloth. Every afternoon Houghton and Brighouse would

close their ledgers, or petty-cash books, or whatever it was they did

close, and rush off home—Brighouse to catch, perhaps, his six-five P.M.

train to Eccles, and Houghton to jump gymnastically (he played hockey,

I believe) on to a passing tram bound for Alexandra Park. After a

hurried meal, out with the MSS., the notebooks, the typescript and to

work! And how hard they _did_ work!

I remember Brighouse telling me some years ago that he had written more

than thirty plays, but I cannot conceive that anybody but himself has

read them all. Brighouse slogged, and he beat so long at the door of

success that at last it opened to him. Houghton also slogged, but in a

dandified way. He was clever, he was cute, and he played his cards well.

* * * * *

Houghton was, not without full justice, called the leader of the

Manchester School of dramatists. He was hard; he was unimaginative; he

was unromantic. But he was extraordinarily apt, and he had a neat and

tidy brain. Close must have been that union of souls that bound his

soul to the soul of Miss Horniman. Miss Horniman never (well, hardly

ever) produced a romantic play, and Stanley Houghton never wrote one.

He was out to “make good,” and Miss Horniman helped him to go one

better.

I need scarcely say that Houghton was, so far as his plays were

concerned, an industrious man of business. When the real artist has

finished a work, he ceases to take interest in it; but, with Houghton,

when a play was completed his interest in it immediately intensified.

He sent his plays everywhere: to the provinces, to London, to America,

to agents. As soon as a play came back, “returned with thanks,” out it

went again by the next post. And he pulled strings—oh! ever so gently,

but he pulled them.

Though quite a few of his plays had been produced in the north,

and though he had written some clever dramatic criticism for _The

Manchester Guardian_, he was unknown in London till the Stage Society

produced _Hindle Wakes_. Then Fame came to him and knocked him off

his feet. It is impossible to imagine a man more conscious of his

success. His consciousness of it made him, on occasion, tongue-tied.

In conversation he could be ready, and his repartee was frequently

brilliant, but during the years I knew him his attitude always

suggested that he anticipated and feared attack. I saw him once at

the bar of the Gaiety Theatre, Manchester, in the midst of a group

of friends. I was not of their company, but I noticed that he stood

silent, erect and strained, his head a little thrown back, his face

set. Then, and on many other occasions, it seemed to me that he longed

to break down the feeling of awkwardness—to throw off the obsession of

self-consciousness—that overcame him.

But I must confess that I rarely saw him in company in which there

were not two or three who were hostile to him; therefore I saw him but

seldom at his best. Not infrequently, there was a “dead set” against

him, and if the banter were edged with malice (as it not infrequently

was) he withered like a lily under the grip of a frost. The truth

is, he was not modest and he could not feign modesty. His vanity was

neither charming nor aggressive; it was cold and distant, without

geniality, without humour. Genius is one of the wombs of vanity, but

Houghton had no genius; there was not a trace of magic in him; he was

merely extraordinarily clever, closely observant and possessed of an

instinctive sense of form and of literary values.

* * * * *

There came a day when it entered my head to interview him for _The

Manchester Courier_, a paper for which I wrote musical criticism. He

accepted my proposal with alacrity, invited me to the Winter Garden of

the Midland Hotel, and provided me with coffee, liqueurs and cigars.

He began by telling me that this was the first time he had been

interviewed for the Press.

“An uncomfortable half-hour awaits you, then,” said I, and, on the

instant, he began to fidget.

I noticed that he was dressed for the occasion; he looked prosperous

and literary and there hung about him just a suspicion of

cosmopolitanism. Not only sartorially was he prepared; his mind was in

tune to the occasion and the right pose was donned. That is to say, he

was determined not to appear conceited or self-satisfied; but he did

not succeed. He made light of his success in a heavy, emphatic way. He

praised _Hindle Wakes_ with faint damns, and suggested that this play

would soon cease its successful run in London. He was careful not to

evince any pleasure in his success, any natural buoyancy of spirit,

any momentary delight. In a word, he was dull, tactless and insincere.

There was nothing boyish or charming or graceful in his words; he had

on all his heavy armour and it banged and clanged as he moved.

When the interview was over he invited me to his father’s house for the

evening meal. I went. I went out of curiosity. He did not amuse me, but

most certainly he did interest me.

When we had finished our meal he took me to his study. Near the window

was a typewriter; in the typewriter was a sheet of paper half covered

with script. There were very few erasures.

“I always compose straight on to the machine,” said Houghton.

“Ah yes,” said I, “and so did J. M. Synge. It has always seemed to me

remarkable that Synge should do that; in your own case, of course, it

is not quite so remarkable.”

“It is a comedy for Cyril Maude” (I think he said Cyril Maude). “He

wired to me the other day to go up to London to see him. Yes; he wanted

a comedy, and he wanted me to write it. That was about a fortnight ago.

Well, the thing’s nearly finished; in another week it will be on its

way to London. Rather quick work, don’t you think?”

“Quite. But all that you have told me I know already, and, really, you

must know that I know. You see, Brighouse comes to the Swan Club day

by day, drinks his beer—you know, the conventionally British pint he

_will_ have in a pewter mug——”

“Yes; Harold is very British,” interrupted Houghton.

“Isn’t he? Well, as I was saying, Brighouse drinks his beer, fixes his

eyes on his plate, and then spasmodically tells us all the news about

you. He told us, for example, about Cyril Maude giving you a hundred

(or was it a thousand?) guineas for the sight of a new comedy; he told

us about _The Daily Mail_ wanting articles from you at some colossal

figure; he told us about the host of people who send you wires every

day; he told us about——”

Houghton stirred uneasily, but he looked intensely gratified.

“He told us about everything,” I added, after a slight pause. “What

you tell him he tells us. But why don’t you come and tell us yourself,

Houghton? We never see you at the Swan Club nowadays. It must not be

said of you that you desert old friends, that success has made you

careless of those you once liked.”

He darted a glance at me and decided, as was indeed the case, that I

was attempting to be ironical.

“The truth is,” said he, “that the company I find at the Swan Club

is not always very congenial. One or two new men have been lately

introduced——”

He looked away from me meaningly.

“Quite,” said I, unperturbed; “oh, quite.”

“And,” he continued, “I am kept very busy with one thing and another.

It is true that I have given up my business and now intend devoting all

my energy to literary work, but just at the present moment I am kept at

it from dawn to dusk.”

Silence fell upon us, a rather oppressive silence, I think, for I

remember hunting about in my mind for something to say. I noticed a

copy of _The Playboy of the Western World_ on the little table before

us.

“Still reading Synge?” I asked.

“Yes; still reading Synge,” he replied. Then, after a pause: “A great

man, Synge.”

“An interesting man, a curious man,” said I, “but great? Only G. H.

Mair, Willie Yeats and high school girls think Synge great, Houghton.”

“Is that so?” asked he languidly.

I invited him to have a cigarette, but he refused. In truth, we were

both very uncomfortable and, by the subtle understanding and inverted

sympathy that hearty dislike engenders, we rose simultaneously to our

feet, rather hurriedly left the room, and soon found ourselves in the

hall downstairs. He opened the front door and we stood for a moment,

looking around us.

Next day my interview with Houghton appeared in _The Manchester

Courier_, with a portrait of the young dramatist. I do not remember a

word of that article, but I am quite sure it was insincere, without

distinction, and full of inanities; indeed, I would bet at least ten

drachmæ that there occur in it such expressions as “inherent modesty,”

“charming personality,” “interesting outlook on life,” and so on. A

journalist (must I say it?) is like a barrister: he is fee’d to say

what is required to be said. At all events, the interview pleased

Houghton, for he sent me a copy of _Hindle Wakes_ with a jocular

inscription on its title-page.

* * * * *

The friendship between Brighouse and Houghton increased in intensity,

and when Arnold Bennett publicly referred to Brighouse in terms of no

small admiration Houghton decided that his eager disciple could be

received into the inner sanctum of his coldly fraternal breast. And

Brighouse, grateful to Bennett, loudly proclaimed that _Milestones_ was

“the greatest play since Congreve.”

“But why Congreve, Brighouse?” I asked. “Surely you mean H. J. Byron?”

But no! He said he meant Congreve.

“I do not,” I said, considerably perturbed, “I do not like to think,

Brighouse, that you have stained your virgin mind with Congreve.”

“I’ve looked at him,” said he icily. “He wrote comedies. _Milestones_

is a comedy.”

Now, I was used to Brighouse for, from the age of eleven to thirteen I

had been at the same school with him, and I remembered how enormously

sensitive and how self-contained and how stubborn he was. I also

remembered that Rabelaisianism, or Congrevism, or, indeed, any ism that

denoted the real philosophic vulgarity of the human mind, or any jolly

indecent wit, was repellent to him.

“There are, I suppose, expurgated editions of Congreve, Brighouse. I

imagine you as a collector of expurgated editions.”

But he buried his nose in his pint of beer and refused further converse.

Now, such are the influences that one man may have upon another, it

came about that the more successful Houghton became, the harder worked

Brighouse. Said Brighouse to himself, I imagine: “If Stanley can do all

this, why not I?” So he worked desperately, sloggingly, overwhelmingly.

Yet, in spite of all his hard work, he kept a most watchful and jealous

eye on his contemporaries, and I remember meeting him at one of Miss

Horniman’s orgies at the Gaiety Theatre when a new play of Galsworthy’s

was given. It was a beautiful play (Galsworthy has not written many

beautiful plays), but I regret to say I do not remember its name. At

the end of the first act Brighouse was disgustingly “superior,” and

at the end of the second he was contemptuous. So I sought a quarrel

with him. There are, I think, few emotions so devastating, and so

difficult to control, as the anger that surges upon one when one

hears a beautiful work of art, noble, subtle and full of humanity,

treated with contempt by a man whose vanity has blinded the eyes of

his soul. But I do not remember making any attempt to control my anger

at Brighouse; rather did I nurse and nourish it, and, when the proper

time came, I poured it upon him with generosity. Harold—or “Brig,” as

we used to call him—is too much a man of the world not to know how to

deal with an excitable man in a temper, and I remember coming away from

our quarrel feeling rather foolish and having a disturbing admiration

for Brighouse’s dignity. After this little episode, we were always very

polite to each other, and, later on, when we met in London, our meeting

was not without some cordiality.

Since these days Brighouse has scored a big success with _Hobson’s

Choice_. He will score other successes. He will die reputed and rich.

He will live, some day, in a West End flat and have a cottage in the

country from which he will issue at regular intervals and take long

walks in muddy lanes. I believe he will sedulously cultivate the

friendship of those who may be of service to him, and he will drink his

pint of beer every day of his life. He will be praised twice a year by

Sir William Robertson Nicoll. Yes, he will be praised twice a year by

Sir William Robertson Nicoll. And when Sir William dies, Mr St John

Adcock will take up the cry. And, when the war is over, our successful

young dramatist will go to America, where the money comes from.... I

should like to see Harold in America.

* * * * *

There came a day when a new one-act play by Houghton was given at

the Manchester Gaiety—a play I subsequently saw at a London music

hall, its fit home; but I remember neither the play’s title nor its

plot. I recollect, however, that three or four men and women met in

the corridor of a London hotel and talked or suggested risky things.

Rather stupid, I thought it, and it certainly never occurred to me

that it was immoral or nasty; it was merely a dramatic experiment that

did not quite come off. But the dramatic critic of _The Manchester

Guardian_—either Mr A. N. Monkhouse or Mr C. E. Montague (I think

the former)—“went for” it tooth and nail on the score of its alleged

immorality. The criticism was scathing: it made a wound and then poured

acid into the wound. Houghton must have felt the criticism sorely,

but when I met him next day he pluckily treated it as a matter of no

consequence whatever.

“A reasonable man cannot expect always to be understood,” said he, “and

I suppose _The Manchester Guardian_, which has always been very good to

me in the past, has a right to scold me if it thinks fit.”

“A _scolding_, Houghton? Why, you were thrashed.”

“Well, I s’pose I was. But I can stand it.”

Vain men are invariably supersensitive, and for that reason I think

Houghton felt every word and act of hostility; but he never showed

weakness under opposition, and he could hit back when he thought it

worth while.

I once witnessed a physical assault upon him after a rather rowdy

dinner, when we all took to ragging each other. There was no excuse

for the assault, except what excuse may be found in bitter feeling

and enmity, but Houghton received the blow without a word, and we who

witnessed it neither expostulated with his assailant nor expressed

sympathy with his victim. Houghton paled and his large eyes gleamed,

and I have no doubt that on a subsequent occasion he settled the matter

with the man who was responsible for his humiliation.

Only a very few men really understood Houghton, and those were men who,

like Walter Mudie, had known him intimately in boyhood. Mudie swore

by him and would hear no word against him. But there was something

forbidding in Houghton’s nature—a barricade of reserve that he himself

had not wilfully erected, but which had been placed there by Nature. It

was impossible for people who met him casually a few times to form a

high opinion either of his intellect or of his personality. I remember

Captain James E. Agate, a most original and brilliant colleague of

Houghton’s on _The Manchester Guardian_, once saying to a group of

people: “Don’t you make any mistake about Houghton. He’s not such a

fool as he appears.” But it is a very incomplete man who requires such

a double-edged defence as that.

Though the contrary has often been stated, Houghton did not, I believe,

take much interest in anybody’s work except his own. He patronised a

young bank clerk, Charles Forrest, who had written a promising little

play that was subsequently, by Houghton’s recommendation, I believe,

given in Manchester and Liverpool; but when he came in contact with

work that was, in many respects, superior to his own, he was airily

superior and supercilious. He once asked to see a blank-verse play of

my own that was given at the Manchester Gaiety, but as I was aware

that he knew as much of blank verse as I do of conic sections—which

is nothing at all—I refrained from passing on my MS. to him. In other

men’s work he looked for faults; in his own he found perfection.

* * * * *

I need scarcely say that when I went to London I did not seek out

Houghton, who had settled down in the Metropolis some months before me.

But we met in the Strand, he wearing a fur-lined overcoat and looking a

trifle like H. B. Irving, and I carrying a load of review books under

my arm. We looked at each other; we hesitated; we stopped. Stanley

was a trifle languid and, after a few inconsequent remarks, he began

telling me the history of his fur overcoat. He had, he said, bought it

for five pounds or seven pounds, or some such ridiculously low price,

and he had bought it second-hand.

And (Fate wills these things) whenever I hear the name Stanley Houghton

I think of that rather tall, rather aristocratic, figure in the

Strand wearing its second-hand fur-lined overcoat and talking, with

embarrassment, about nothing in particular, standing first on one foot

and then on the other.

It is, of course, impossible to predict with certainty what further

successes Houghton would have achieved had he lived, but there can be

little doubt that his sharp and lively talents would have produced

plays even more noticeable than _Hindle Wakes_. A little more

experience of life would probably have shown him the futility and the

destructive effects of his intellectual snobbery. He was raw and crude,

and success did not mellow or enlarge him.

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