CHAPTER VI.

Swimming in Glory.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker

will be sorry.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but

coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

At breakfast in the morning the twins' charm of manner and easy and

polished bearing made speedy conquest of the family's good graces. All

constraint and formality quickly disappeared, and the friendliest

feeling succeeded. Aunt Patsy called them by their Christian names

almost from the beginning. She was full of the keenest curiosity about

them, and showed it; they responded by talking about themselves, which

pleased her greatly. It presently appeared that in their early youth

they had known poverty and hardship. As the talk wandered along the old

lady watched for the right place to drop in a question or two concerning

that matter, and when she found it she said to the blond twin who was

now doing the biographies in his turn while the brunette one rested--

"If it ain't asking what I ought not to ask, Mr. Angelo, how did you

come to be so friendless and in such trouble when you were little? Do

you mind telling? But don't if you do."

"Oh, we don't mind it at all, madam; in our case it was merely

misfortune, and nobody's fault. Our parents were well to do, there in

Italy, and we were their only child. We were of the old Florentine

nobility"--Rowena's heart gave a great bound, her nostrils expanded, and

a fine light played in her eyes--"and when the war broke out my father

was on the losing side and had to fly for his life. His estates were

confiscated, his personal property seized, and there we were, in

Germany, strangers, friendless, and in fact paupers. My brother and I

were ten years old, and well educated for that age, very studious, very

fond of our books, and well grounded in the German, French, Spanish, and

English languages. Also, we were marvelous musical prodigies--if you

will allow me to say it, it being only the truth.

"Our father survived his misfortunes only a month, our mother soon

followed him, and we were alone in the world. Our parents could have

made themselves comfortable by exhibiting us as a show, and they had

many and large offers; but the thought revolted their pride, and they

said they would starve and die first. But what they wouldn't consent to

do we had to do without the formality of consent. We were seized for the

debts occasioned by their illness and their funerals, and placed among

the attractions of a cheap museum in Berlin to earn the liquidation

money. It took us two years to get out of that slavery. We traveled all

about Germany receiving no wages, and not even our keep. We had to be

exhibited for nothing, and beg our bread.

"Well, madam, the rest is not of much consequence. When we escaped from

that slavery at twelve years of age, we were in some respects men.

Experience had taught us some valuable things; among others, how to take

care of ourselves, how to avoid and defeat sharks and sharpers, and how

to conduct our own business for our own profit and without other

people's help. We traveled everywhere--years and years--picking up

smatterings of strange tongues, familiarizing ourselves with strange

sights and strange customs, accumulating an education of a wide and

varied and curious sort. It was a pleasant life. We went to Venice--to

London, Paris, Russia, India, China, Japan--"

At this point Nancy the slave woman thrust her head in at the door and

exclaimed:

"Ole Missus, de house is plum' jam full o' people, en dey's jes

a-spi'lin' to see de gen'lmen!" She indicated the twins with a nod of

her head, and tucked it back out of sight again.

It was a proud occasion for the widow, and she promised herself high

satisfaction in showing off her fine foreign birds before her neighbors

and friends--simple folk who had hardly ever seen a foreigner of any

kind, and never one of any distinction or style. Yet her feeling was

moderate indeed when contrasted with Rowena's. Rowena was in the clouds,

she walked on air; this was to be the greatest day, the most romantic

episode, in the colorless history of that dull country town. She was to

be familiarly near the source of its glory and feel the full flood of it

pour over her and about her; the other girls could only gaze and envy,

not partake.

The widow was ready, Rowena was ready, so also were the foreigners.

The party moved along the hall, the twins in advance, and entered the

open parlor door, whence issued a low hum of conversation. The twins

took a position near the door, the widow stood at Luigi's side, Rowena

stood beside Angelo, and the march-past and the introductions began. The

widow was all smiles and contentment. She received the procession and

passed it on to Rowena.

"Good mornin', Sister Cooper"--hand-shake.

"Good morning, Brother Higgins--Count Luigi Capello, Mr.

Higgins"--hand-shake, followed by a devouring stare and "I'm glad to see

ye," on the part of Higgins, and a courteous inclination of the head and

a pleasant "Most happy!" on the part of Count Luigi.

"Good mornin', Roweny"--hand-shake.

"Good morning, Mr. Higgins--present you to Count Angelo Capello."

Hand-shake, admiring stare, "Glad to see ye,"--courteous nod, smily

"Most happy!" and Higgins passes on.

None of these visitors was at ease, but, being honest people, they

didn't pretend to be. None of them had ever seen a person bearing a

title of nobility before, and none had been expecting to see one now,

consequently the title came upon them as a kind of pile-driving surprise

and caught them unprepared. A few tried to rise to the emergency, and

got out an awkward "My lord," or "Your lordship," or something of that

sort, but the great majority were overwhelmed by the unaccustomed word

and its dim and awful associations with gilded courts and stately

ceremony and anointed kingship, so they only fumbled through the

hand-shake and passed on, speechless. Now and then, as happens at all

receptions everywhere, a more than ordinary friendly soul blocked the

procession and kept it waiting while he inquired how the brothers liked

the village, and how long they were going to stay, and if their families

were well, and dragged in the weather, and hoped it would get cooler

soon, and all that sort of thing, so as to be able to say, when they got

home, "I had quite a long talk with them"; but nobody did or said

anything of a regrettable kind, and so the great affair went through to

the end in a creditable and satisfactory fashion.

General conversation followed, and the twins drifted about from group to

group, talking easily and fluently and winning approval, compelling

admiration and achieving favor from all. The widow followed their

conquering march with a proud eye, and every now and then Rowena said to

herself with deep satisfaction, "And to think they are ours--all ours!"

There were no idle moments for mother or daughter. Eager inquiries

concerning the twins were pouring into their enchanted ears all the

time; each was the constant center of a group of breathless listeners;

each recognized that she knew now for the first time the real meaning of

that great word Glory, and perceived the stupendous value of it, and

understood why men in all ages had been willing to throw away meaner

happinesses, treasure, life itself, to get a taste of its sublime and

supreme joy. Napoleon and all his kind stood accounted for--and

justified.

When Rowena had at last done all her duty by the people in the parlor,

she went up-stairs to satisfy the longings of an overflow-meeting there,

for the parlor was not big enough to hold all the comers. Again she was

besieged by eager questioners and again she swam in sunset seas of

glory. When the forenoon was nearly gone, she recognized with a pang

that this most splendid episode of her life was almost over, that

nothing could prolong it, that nothing quite its equal could ever fall

to her fortune again. But never mind, it was sufficient unto itself, the

grand occasion had moved on an ascending scale from the start, and was a

noble and memorable success. If the twins could but do some crowning

act, now, to climax it, something unusual, something startling,

something to concentrate upon themselves the company's loftiest

admiration, something in the nature of an electric surprise--

Here a prodigious slam-banging broke out below, and everybody rushed

down to see. It was the twins knocking out a classic four-handed piece

on the piano, in great style. Rowena was satisfied--satisfied down to

the bottom of her heart.

The young strangers were kept long at the piano. The villagers were

astonished and enchanted with the magnificence of their performance, and

could not bear to have them stop. All the music that they had ever heard

before seemed spiritless prentice-work and barren of grace or charm when

compared with these intoxicating floods of melodious sound. They

realized that for once in their lives they were hearing masters.

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