The Colonel and I had spent happy days together, and it was with genuine

sadness that I bade him farewell a few days later. He was a mellow old

soul, ruled by emotions, and not by reason, drifting aimlessly on a sea

of troubles, totally lost to every consideration except his childish

vanity and the memories of a threadbare chivalry. He easily adjusted his

conscience to any point of view that conformed to his interest, and

suffered keenly from sensitiveness. Fate had thrown him into an

environment with which he could not mingle, and it was perhaps better

that he should go. When all else failed, there was a world in his

imaginative brain in which he could live, and woe to those who have not

these realms of fancy when the shadows come.

When I visited the river the following spring I arranged with my friend

Muskrat Hyatt to provide me with the shelter of his stranded house boat,

and to act as “pusher” and general utility man in my expeditions on the

river and marsh.

“Rat” was always interesting, and I anticipated a delightful two weeks.

One of the first trips we made was down to the Big Marsh, where we

intended to camp for a day or two on a little island that was scarcely

ever visited. It was thirty or forty yards long and half as wide. There

were a few trees, some underbrush and fallen timber on the islet. The

place was deserted, except for a blue heron that winged away in awkward

flight as we approached. There was no reason for stopping there, but a

wayward fancy and a desire to see the vast marsh in its different moods.

After we landed I asked Rat about the Colonel.

“The Colonel’s place was sold under a mortgage last fall, an’ that ol’

maid that swore fer ’im at the trial bid it in, an’ its in her name, an’

now the Colonel’s married the old maid, so there y’are.

“That ol’ feller come down to the store one mornin’ an’ him an’ Tip had

a fight, an’ Tip got licked. The Colonel an’ Seth Mussey had come in a

buggy, an’ they was goin’ on from Tip’s to the county seat to see the

editor of the paper. It was all about that safe blowin’ case, an’ the

Colonel accused Tip of start’n all the talk about ’im. Bill Wirrick an’

me got a rig an’ went to the county seat, fer we thought the Colonel was

goin’ to lick the editor ag’in an’ we wanted to see the fun, but the

editor was out of town. The Colonel went up to see the ol’ maid an’ they

was married the next day. I guess she had some money, fer they took the

cars an’ said they was goin’ down south.

“The Colonel went to the postmaster an’ told ’im to tell the editor,

w’en ’e got home, that if ’e ever put the Colonel’s name in ’is paper

ag’in, er any name that sounded like his, he’d kill ’im, an’ I guess the

editor b’lieved it, fer ’e didn’t mention nothin’ about the wedd’n w’en

’e got back.

“People don’t think the Colonel blowed open that safe after all. He

never flashed no wealth around afterwards, and the way he beat up that

editor fer sayin’ things about ’im, sort a squared ’im up.”

We erected our little tent, and Rat busied himself with collecting fuel.

He attacked a long hollow log with his axe. When it was split open we

found an old gray coat, that had at some time been stuffed into the

decayed interior. We laid the coat out on the ground and Rat extracted a

discolored brass key from one of the pockets, and a wad of hairy

material, that proved to be a set of false chin whiskers. In a damaged

manilla envelope, that we found in an inside pocket, was a certificate

of the honorable discharge of Jasper Montgomery Peets, as a private in

the Confederate Army.

The mildewed relics, with their eloquent though silent story, were

convincing.

“I s’spose ’e thought that gray coat was gitt’n too pop’lar with

possees, an’ ’e concluded to shed it,” remarked Rat. “Say, wasn’t that

feller a peach?”

I agreed that he was.

I sat for a long time on the sloping bank of the islet, and mused over

the soul mates that, like migrating songsters, had winged their way to

the balmy southland when the leaves had fallen, and the skies had become

gray. I thought of Anastasia’s hungry heart, and the precarious resting

place it had found.

The Colonel’s “plot” had certainly been woven to a consistent end; the

“mystehious veiled lady” had glided into its web, and there was a

wedding on the last page.

IX

HIS UNLUCKY STAR

I had stopped on the old bridge in the twilight to look upon the glories

of a dreamy afterglow, and the gnarled tree forms that were etched

against its symphony of color far away down the river. Just above the

bands of purple and orange the evening star was coming out of a sea of

turquoise, and its radiance was creeping into the waters below the

trees. I heard a light foot fall behind me.

“Excuse me, mister, have you got a match?”

I turned and saw an odd looking little man, of perhaps fifty, with a

squirrel skin cap and ginger colored hair and beard, who laid down a

burden contained in a gunny sack, and approached deferentially.

As I produced the match he brought forth a virulent looking pipe that

seemed to consist mostly of solidified nicotine.

“I don’t seem to have no tobacco neither,” he continued ruefully, as he

fumbled in his pockets.

I gave him a cigar, a portion of which he broke up and stuffed into his

pipe. He carefully stowed the remainder in his vest pocket and began to

smoke composedly.

I asked him if he lived in the neighborhood.

“No, my place is about two miles from here. I’ve ben up the river after

some snake root that’s wanted right away by the man I do business with.

My name’s Erastus Wattles an’ I get all kinds of herbs around ’ere fer a

man that sells ’em to the medicine makers somewheres down east.”

We sat on the bridge rail and talked for some time, and I became much

interested in my new acquaintance. He spoke in a low voice, and his

manner seemed rather furtive. He told me much of the herbs and rare

plants that grew in the river country, and of his attempts to cultivate

ginseng. “Certain influences” had repeatedly caused failures of his

crop.

“That’s a fine scene out yonder,” he remarked, and the splendid glow of

Jupiter in the western sky led to a subject that I found had enthralled

his life, and his eyes quickened with a new light as he told me his

story.

When he was a young man he had studied for the stage, but had made a

failure of this, and had gone to work on an Ohio river steamboat as a

clerk. A very old man, with long white whiskers and green spectacles

came on board at Louisville late one night. He wanted to go to Cairo,

but lacked a dollar of the amount necessary for his boat fare. He stated

that he was a professor of astrology, and offered to cast the horoscope

of anybody on the boat who would supply the deficiency. After an

eloquent exposition of the wonders of astrology by the professor,

Wattles furnished the dollar and the date and hour of his birth.

Amid the jibes of the other employees on the boat he received his

horoscope just before the landing was made at Cairo. The aged seer

departed down the gang plank and disappeared.

This was the turning point in the life of Erastus Wattles.

He sought a secluded place on the boat and studied the several closely

written pages of foolscap, that were pinned together and numbered, and

found that the old man had done a conscientious and thorough job.

Wattles extracted a large worn envelope from an inside pocket. It

contained the document, which he said he always carried with him, and he

asked me to read it.

On the first page was the circle of the horoscope, divided into its

twelve “houses,” and above it was the “nativity” with the “sidereal

variation” noted.

In the “delineation,” which occupied the remaining pages, were black

clouds of misfortune. If Wattles had selected his hour of birth he could

not have found one in the whole gamut of heavenly chords when his

entrance into the world would have been more inopportune.

Mars was “on the ascendant in Taurus” and was his “significator”

and “ruling planet.” Its position in relation to the other

“malefics”—Saturn, Uranus and Neptune—all of which were above the

horizon, was most disastrous. Two malefics were “poised upon the

cusp of the House of Money,” indicating that Wattles “would go

broke, and remain so during life.” The moon was also in a hostile

square at the time.

The hoary headed astrologer had “dived into the Abyss of Futurity, and

through a glass darkly” he had seen “a pale light.” It illumined a life

of hopeless sorrow and futility. Ever and anon the blood red eye of Mars

gleamed with a baleful glow upon the destiny under consideration. When

Mars was off duty Saturn took up the malign rod, which was yielded to

Uranus and Neptune when he passed temporarily into other fields of

astral activity to indicate misfortunes of other people.

Periods of deep perplexities were apparent—when Wattles must not engage

in new ventures, or talk with men over sixty, or with women under

forty—when he must not deal with farmers, or have anything to do with

people with red hair or bushy eyebrows. He was not to ask favors,

travel, trade, write letters or marry, when the moon was in its first or

last quarter, or have anything to do with surgeons or tradesmen when the

moon was in conjunction with Saturn. Flying pains in limbs and joints,

warts, boils, and accidents to the head were indicated at these periods.

New enterprises might be undertaken when the sun was in Leo, but not if

Neptune was stationary in Aries at that time, or if Venus was

retrogressing in Cancer or Capricorn.

When Jupiter and Venus were together in Libra there would be

particularly distressing periods for Wattles. When Jupiter passed into

Sagittarius there might be temptation to make merry, but in the midst of

mirth he must remember death, for almost fatal accidents, and possibly

severe illness were indicated for these times, which were pregnant with

calamity.

A certain retrogression of Uranus in Leo in the fifth year after the

casting, with the sun hyleg, Mars in Aquarius, and the moon in

Capricorn, indicated a liver complaint, with pains in the back and head,

an almost fatal accident from an explosive compound, and interference in

his affairs by a fat person—probably a female with a retreating chin,

whose significator would be the malefic Neptune. A minor sub-related

transit “might change this female to a dark haired woman with pointed

features, who would spread strange reports with a bitter tongue, but in

an unknown language.”

No illnesses, accidents or women materialized in that year, and Wattles

thought they were all side tracked by a retrogression of Mercury in

Virgo.

The influence of an evil minded woman, whose ruling planet was Saturn,

was indicated during the eleventh year. Long arms, freckles and a high

instep were suggested, as Antares would be in Gemini when she came into

the sketch. Wattles had assumed that this peril had been fended off by

an unsuspected transit. He had stayed in the woods as much as possible

while Antares was in Gemini, and had spoken to no female during the

eleventh year, but afterwards learned that the postmistress, who

answered the description, had told an inquirer that no such man as

Wattles lived in that part of the country. Somebody had tried to find

him with a view of making a large herb contract, which had been thereby

lost, so, after all, the indication was correct.

Under the heads of “Heredity,” “Mental Faculties,” “Moral Qualities,”

and “Disposition,” it appeared that Wattles possessed most of the

characteristics of a goat. The “cause” was “obscure” but assiduous

effort might gradually overcome some of the tendencies.

In the twenty-second year, which was yet to come, the two malefics,

Saturn and Neptune, would retrograde in Taurus. Mars and the Moon would

be in Aquarius, and this would probably mean that Wattles would have an

affliction of the stomach, and would lose one or both legs if he waded

in unclear waters.

There were so many things to look out for that he was dazed with their

complexity. He was horrified by the “variations” and “transits of evil

omen” that were possible in unexpected quarters when the rest of the sky

was apparently free. Temporizing signs and harmless transits were rare.

Malign conjunctions and oppositions were leading features of every month

in the calendar.

At one of the periods, when the moon and Ceres would be in opposition,

and Venus “in trine” with Neptune, Wattles would die of an unindicated

disorder.

He had certainly got his dollar’s worth. With Mars careering continually

through the Zodiac, and all the other malefics falling into conjunction

and opposition at the most fateful times, he saw little prospect of

escaping an astrological coil that reeked with woe. For him there was no

balm in Gilead, or anywhere else in the universe. Like many others he

let the blessings of existence take care of themselves, and was

concerned solely with its ills. Apparently he was hopelessly enmeshed,

but instinctively he struggled on.

The far seeing sage delineated a collateral variation indicating that

the subject of the horoscope would, within a year after its casting,

become a disciple, and possibly a practitioner, of a certain ancient

science that had to do with the heavenly bodies, but the indication was

not quite clear as to its name.

Impelled by this covert and ingeniously mystic suggestion, Wattles had

procured all the literature he could find on the subject of astrology,

and had studied it carefully. He hoped that he might find error in his

horoscope, but the more he studied the more he believed. He had been

touched with a hypnotic wand and had drifted into the toils of a

remorseless power.

The opinion expressed by one of his friends on the steamboat that “the

old party who cast the horoscope was probably drunk” had no weight with

Wattles. There were too many confirmations of planet positions and

significations in the astrological almanacs and related literature that

he had succeeded in accumulating.

There was a postscript at the end of the delineation. Somewhere in the

realms of infinite space the white bearded prophet felt the presence of

a strange and malign star, that, for lack of data at hand, could not be

named. Its unknown orbit dimly intersected the fate lines of Wattles. At

some crisis in his affairs it would unexpectedly become manifest and

would have a woeful significance.

Wattles pondered long upon the missing star in his horoscope, and had

vainly sought it in his studies. There appeared to be nothing in his

books that could lead to a solution, and the unknown malefic besieged

his soul with a haunting fear.

“I got to keep track of all them heavenly bodies, and if that damn star

ever shows up I must get a line on it,” he declared, as he folded up his

horoscope. “I’ve got all the almanacs, and I know where ev’rything is

all the time. I’ve studied astrology ’till I’ve ben black in the face,

and I’m an expert caster. I’m goin’ to cast horoscopes right along now.

There’s my significator comin’ up, an’ its in Aquarius now,” he

remarked, and he pointed to Mars that had just scaled the tree tops in

the east.

He offered, “for the small sum of fifty cents,” to sell me an unlabelled

bottle of brown liquid, which he said was “an excellent tonic” that he

made himself. He called it “Wahoo Bitters.” I made the purchase and

placed the precious compound on the bridge rail.

He took a small book from his pocket, which he consulted for a moment,

and then invited me to visit him if I would come at a particular hour on

Thursday of the following week. This I promised to do if possible. He

told me how to find his house, gratefully accepted another cigar, and

bade me good night. He then softly mingled with the shadows of the woods

with his bag of roots. I pushed the Wahoo Bitters gently over into the

river and continued my walk.

He was a strange and pathetic figure. Naturally superstitious, he had

become imbued with illusions, that for ages have lured the imaginations

of those who have reached blindly into the unknowable and found only the

Ego—the “ruling star” in all horoscopes. Verily, to man, the luminary of

the greatest magnitude in the universe is himself. Not content to be

silly over little things, he must needs prowl among the constellations

and there spin the web of his puny personal affairs, as in theology he

assumes the particular concern of the Almighty with his daily doings.

Ancient as astrology is, it is not as old as conceit.

I was curious to know more of Wattles. At heart I scoffed, but concluded

to keep my engagement and ask him to cast my horoscope. On the appointed

day I made the little journey. The road led through the woods for a mile

or so to a big oak tree that Wattles had described. Here a narrow path

left it and followed the course of the river to a long bayou. Beyond the

end of the bayou I found some high ground on which perhaps an acre had

been cleared. Near the farther edge of the clearing was an unpainted

single story house with low eaves. There was some queer looking frame

work, and a small platform on the roof.

As I approached the door I was confronted with cabalistic

characters—painted in black on the wood work. The signs of the Zodiac

appeared around the rim of a roughly drawn circle. On a blue background

at the top of the door were four stars and a crescent moon in yellow. I

assumed that the stars represented the malefics in Wattles’ horoscope.

In response to my knock, he opened the door.

“Well, I’m glad to see you!” he exclaimed. “I didn’t think you’d come. I

thought mebbe you might size me up for a queer bird after all that talk

we had on the bridge. Set down an’ make yourself comfortable.”

He flung a villainous looking maltese tom cat, that he addressed as

“Scorpio,” out of a crippled rocking chair, and I occupied the vacated

space.

As Scorpio fled through a hole in the bottom of the door, that

apparently had been cut for his benefit, I noticed that he was much

scarred. One ear was gone, his left eyelid was missing, there were bare

places on him where the fur had been removed, evidently with violence,

and his tail was not complete. These things imparted a sinister aspect,

and I did not like him. He looked like a thoroughly bad cat, and was

probably a malefic.

It would seem fit that a cat found amid such uncanny surroundings should

be black instead of maltese, but as this is a veracious chronicle it is

necessary to adhere to facts.

We spent some time in desultory conversation before I mentioned the

ostensible object of my visit.

“Now,” said Wattles, “before I do anything about your horoscope, I want

to show some I’ve ben casting,” and he began pulling over some papers on

his shelves.

While he was doing this I looked around the strange room.

A row of bottles on one of the shelves contained various small reptiles

with filmy orbs that peered out through alcohol. From the end of the

shelf a stuffed badger stared fixedly and disdainfully, with dull glass

eyes, at a moth eaten coon that returned the gaze from a pedestal in a

darkened corner. A dismal and tattered owl occupied a perch above the

coon. One of his glass eyes had dropped out, but with the other he

regarded the offending badger sadly.

A dried snake skin, with several dangling rattles, was tacked on the

wall back of the stove, with a few Indian relics—bows, arrows, and a

spear head—that were arranged on each side of it. Some butterflies with

broken wings, and beetles, impaled on pins, were scattered through the

spaces around the relics. A number of colored botanical prints and

astronomical charts were pinned on the walls, and there were cobwebs in

the upper corners that appeared to be inhabited.

Some bunches of withered herbs and a broken violin hung above the

window. On a table near it was a violet tinted globe of solid glass,

about six inches in diameter. It was mounted on a block of wood. Wattles

afterwards explained that this was a “magic crystal of marvellous

power,” and that it “pictured prophetic visions under certain

influences.”

The air in the room had a pungent musty odor, as of dried roots and

plants, and I thought that a pile of small sacks back of the stove might

contain something of the kind.

Wattles finally produced copies of the horoscopes and I was pleased to

find among them those of my friends Tipton Posey, Bill Stiles and “Rat”

Hyatt.

As Wattles traded at Posey’s store, his horoscope had probably been

exchanged for merchandise.

Posey’s nativity was exceptionally fortuitous. Jupiter was his

significator, and the other benefics were advantageously placed at the

hour of his birth. In the delineation it appeared that there were few

blessings that would escape him as long as he was kind to friends and

not too fond of money. His historical parallel was a certain ancient

Persian king, who, after a long and happy reign, was suffocated in a

shower of gold.

He would be fortunate in his dealings with all those who had to do with

medicines of any kind. It would always be safe for him to extend credit

when any of the benefics were above the horizon, and at any time that

the sun was in Aquarius, Scorpio, or Leo. It would be a bad time for

Posey to ask for money, or to try to collect debts of any kind, when

Mercury was in opposition to Mars, when the moon was full, or partially

so, when the sun was in Virgo, Taurus, or Aries, or when two or more of

the malefics were above the horizon. Persons born under Posey’s planet

were tactful and magnetic, had much power over the minds of others and

were model housewives. They were proud, dignified and conservative,

intolerant of wrong, and well adapted to fill representative positions.

Usually they had piercing intellects and triumphed in all things. They

were at times inclined to avarice, and to be suspicious of others, and

this must be strongly guarded against. There was a dark warning against

the acquirement of too much wealth.

In his magic crystal Wattles dimly saw a figure that looked like Posey,

but the head was that of some kind of a beast. It sat upon a rock with a

big bag of gold, with which it had climbed a weary hill. Beyond was a

shady bower among the trees, under which dwelt happy hours. The way was

blocked by two black rams, that signified opposition. The figure could

not go on, for its fair form had been changed by the winning of the

gold.

Far beyond the bower was a wonderful city with brilliant domes. Its

towers sparkled with ruby and pearl, and unto this bright city the

figure could never go, because of its brutish aspect that betokened

greed.

Bill Stiles’s ruling star was Saturn, and his nativity was questionable.

The planet’s position, with regard to the moon and Mars in Leo,

indicated a Master Spirit, subject to many variations of fortune. The

tendencies were modified by the benign presence of Arcturus and Venus in

Aries at his natal hour. Two famous Roman emperors had almost identical

nativities. Bill was studious, veracious, instinctively noble and

imperious. He had an iron will, abhorred deception in others, and was

stern and able. He would be warlike and refractory when Mars was in the

square of Saturn. When his significator was in Aquarius, he would be

liable to serious errors of judgment, and he would have great potency

for evil. He would succeed in undertakings that would bring fame.

Certain literary work, upon which he was now engaged, was likened to

that of the ancient Jewish historian Josephus. At some period when

Mercury and Venus were in opposition, and the moon was in Capricorn,

Bill would fall to rise no more.

Venus was ascendant in Virgo when Rat Hyatt came into the world, but the

watchful eye of Saturn in Leo was upon him. The benign love star was not

allowed to monopolize his fortunes. There were three malefics in

strategic sectors that betokened danger. The moon was coyly ensconced

with respect to Venus, and thus neutralized the dire influences to some

extent. Counterparts of Rat’s characteristics, indicated by planetic

conditions at his birth, were found in Richard Coeur de Lion and Marcus

Aurelius. They evidenced one “skilful in command, ambitious, cautious,

strenuous, obstinate, active, yet indolent at times, versatile,

inventive, acute and self confident, busy in all things, terrible in

anger, intrepid and invincible when roused, loyal to friends and modest,

yet fond of applause.”

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