AN INCIDENTAL COURTSHIP

Harry Renway was the kind of man that people refer to as "a simple

soul." He might feel deeply, but he did not think that way. As a matter

of fact, it was stretching things a little to call him a man, for he was

hardly more than a boy--a youth in years, but a boy in everything else.

Nevertheless, it is worth recording that he was a reasonably thrifty

boy, although his earning capacity had not permitted him to put aside

anything resembling a fortune.

Love, however, visits the poor as well as the wealthy, the simple as

well as the wise. Indeed, sometimes it seems as if Love rather avoids

the wealthy and wise and chooses the companionship of less-favored

mortals. So, perhaps, it is not at all extraordinary that Harry Renway

was in love, and the object of his affections was one of the most

tantalizing specimens of femininity that ever annoyed and delighted man.

She said frankly that she was mercenary, but it is probable she

exaggerated. She had been poor all her life, but she had no dreams of

great wealth and no ambition for it: she merely wanted to be assured

reasonable comfort--that is, what seemed to her reasonable comfort. A

really mercenary girl would have deemed it poverty and hardship.

Somehow, when one has been poor and has suffered some privations, one

learns to give some thought to worldly affairs, and it is to the credit

of Alice Jennings that she did not grade men more exactly by the money

standard. Harry's modest salary would be sufficient to meet her

requirements, but Harry had nothing but his salary. A larger salary

might give something of luxury, in addition to comfort, but, assured the

comfort and freedom from privation, she would be guided by the

inclinations of her heart. So, perhaps, she was wise rather than

mercenary. Love needs a little of the fostering care of money, although

too much of this tends to idleness and scandal.

"But if anything should happen to you," argued Alice, when Harry tried

to tell her how hard he would work for her.

"What's going to happen to me?" he demanded.

"I don't know," she answered lightly. "You're a dear, good boy, Harry,

and I like you, but I've had all the poverty I want."

"Who's talking about poverty?" persisted Harry stoutly. "I've got more

than two hundred dollars saved up, and I'll have a bigger salary pretty

soon."

"What's two hundred dollars!" she returned. "We'd use that to begin

housekeeping. Then, if anything should happen to you--Why, Harry, I'd be

worse off than I am now. I don't want much, but I've learned to look

ahead--a little. I've neither the disposition nor the training to be a

wage-earner, and I'll never go back home after I marry. Dad has a hard

enough time of it, anyhow." There was raillery in her tone, but there

was also something of earnestness in it. "Now, Tom Nelson has over two

thousand dollars," she added.

"Oh, if you're going to sell yourself!" exclaimed Harry bitterly.

"I didn't say I'd marry him," she retorted teasingly, "but, if I did and

anything happened to him--"

"You'd probably find he'd lost it in some scheme," put in Harry.

"He might," admitted Alice thoughtfully, "but he's pretty careful."

"And too old for you," added Harry angrily. "Still, if it's only money--"

"It isn't," she interrupted more seriously; "it's caution. I've had

enough to make me just a little cautious. You don't know how hard it has

been, Harry, or you'd understand. If you knew more of the

disappointments and heartaches of some of the girls who are deemed

mercenary, you wouldn't blame them for sacrificing sentiment to a

certain degree of worldliness. 'I just want to be sure I'll never have

to go through this again,' says the girl, and she tries to make sure. It

isn't a question of the amount of money she can get by marriage, nor of

silks or satins, but rather of peace and security after some years of

privation and anxiety. She learns to think of the future, if only in a

modest way--that is, some girls do. I'm one of them. What could I

do--alone?"

"Then you won't marry me?"

"I didn't say that."

"Then you will marry me?"

"I didn't say that, either. There's no hurry."

Thus she tantalized him always. It was unfair, of course--unless she

intended to accept him eventually. In that case, it was merely unwise.

It is accepted as a girl's privilege to be thus perverse and

inconsistent in her treatment of the man she intends to marry, but

sometimes she goes too far and loses him. However, Alice Jennings was

herself uncertain. She had known Harry a long time, and she liked him.

She had known Tom Nelson a shorter time, and she liked him also. It may

be said, however, that she did not love either of them. Love is

self-sacrificing and gives no thought to worldly affairs. Alice Jennings

might have been capable of love, if she could have afforded the luxury,

but circumstances had convinced her that she could not afford it, so she

did not try. She would not sell herself solely for money, and her

standard of comfort was not high, but she was trying hard to "like" the

most promising man well enough to marry him. As far as possible, she was

disposed to follow the advice of the man who said, "Marry for love, my

son, marry for love and not for money, but, if you can love a girl with

money, for heaven's sake do so."

As a natural result of her desire to make sure of escaping for all time

the thraldom of poverty that was so galling to her, she was irresolute

and capricious. She dressed unusually well for a girl in her position,

but this was because she had taste and had learned to make her own

clothes, so the money available for her gowns could be put almost

entirely into the material alone. She was a capable housekeeper, because

necessity had compelled her to give a good deal of time to housework in

her own home. She had no thought of escaping all these duties, irksome

as they were, but she did not wish to be bound down to them. A

comfortable flat, with a maid-of-all-work to do the cooking and

cleaning, and a sewing girl for a week once or twice a year, was her

idea of luxury. This, even though there was still much for her to do,

would give her freedom, and this, with reasonably careful management,

either of the men could give her. But she looked beyond, and hesitated;

she had schooled herself to go rather deeply into the future.

Tom Nelson found her quite as unreasonable and bewildering as did Harry.

Tom was older and more resourceful than Harry, but he was not so steady

and persistent. Harry was content to let his money accumulate in a

savings' bank, but Tom deemed this too slow and was willing to take

risks in the hope of larger profits. He made more, but he also spent

more, and, all else aside, it was a question as to whether Harry would

not be able to provide the better home. Then, too, Tom occasionally lost

money, while nothing but a bank failure could endanger Harry's modest

capital. So Tom had his own troubles with the girl. He knew her dread of

poverty--amounting almost to a mania--and he made frequent incidental

reference to his capital.

"But that isn't much," she said lightly. Her self-confessed

mercenariness was always brought out in a whimsical, half-jocular way

that seemed to have nothing of worldly hardness in it. "And there's no

telling whether you'll have it six months from now," she added. "As long

as I had you to take care of me, it would be all right, but--"

She always came back to the same point. Yet one of these two she

intended to marry, her personal preference being for Harry, and her

judgment commending Tom. The former would plod; the latter might be

worth twenty thousand in a few years, or he might be in debt. Harry

never would have much; Tom might have a great deal--enough to make the

future secure, no matter what happened.

"Will you invest the money for me?" she asked.

"Why, no,--I must use it to make more."

Thus she flirtatiously, laughingly, but with an undertone of

seriousness, kept them both uncertain, while she impressed upon them her

one great fear of being left helpless. Yet even in this her ambition was

modest: no income for life, but only something for her temporary needs

until she could adjust herself to new conditions, if that became

necessary. Anything more than that was too remote for serious thought.

Harry finally told his troubles to a friend, when these exasperating

conditions had continued for some time. He wanted consolation; he got

advice.

"A little too worldly to suit me," commented the friend. "Still, it

might be better if some of the girls who marry hastily had just a little

of such worldliness. There would be fewer helpless and wretched women

and children."

"That's just it," returned Harry. "She knows what it means, and that two

thousand of Tom Nelson's looks awful big to her. If I had as much I'd

invest it for her outright, and that would settle it."

"Doesn't want it to spend, as I understand it?" queried the friend.

"Oh, no--just to know that she has something in case anything happens."

"Why don't you try life insurance?" asked the friend.

It took Harry a moment or two to grasp this. Then his face lighted up.

"By thunder! I never thought of that!" he cried.

"That's the trouble with lots of men," remarked the friend dryly.

"Marriage is considered a dual arrangement when it should be a

triple--man, woman and life insurance. That's the only really safe

combination. The thoughtful lover will see that the life insurance agent

and the minister are interviewed about the same time."

"Where did you learn all that?" asked the astonished Harry.

"Oh, it's not original with me," was the reply. "I heard Dave Murray

talk about insurance once. He's an enthusiast. He claims that the best

possible wedding gift is a paid-up life insurance policy, and I guess

he's right. It would be a mighty appropriate gift from the groom's

father to the bride--a blame sight better than a check or a diamond

necklace. A paid-up policy for five thousand would look just as big as a

five-thousand-dollar check, and it wouldn't cost nearly as much--unless

the old man plans to sneak back the check before it can be cashed. And

what a lot of good it might do at a time when the need may be the

greatest! If the bride is the one to be considered in selecting a

wedding gift, as I understand to be the case, what better than this?"

"I guess Dave Murray is the man for me," said Harry in admiration of the

originality of this idea.

"Of course he is," asserted the friend. "And if you want to make the

argument stronger for your wavering girl, get an accident insurance

policy, with a sick benefit clause, also, and then take out a little old

age insurance. There ought to be no trouble about giving her all the

assurance necessary to allay her fears."

Harry was a good risk, and he had no difficulty in getting a policy. He

saw Murray personally, but, as he did not explain his purpose or

situation, their conference was brief: Murray merely asked if he thought

a thousand-dollar policy was all he could afford.

"Because," said Murray, "when you go after a good thing it's wise to

take all you can of it. There ought to be enough so that something can

be found after your estate is settled."

"I'd make it five hundred if I could," said Harry.

"Most of the good companies," said Murray, "wisely protect a man from

his own economical folly by refusing to issue a policy for less than a

thousand."

"It's an experiment. A fellow doesn't want to put too much money into an

experiment."

Murray, the resourceful Murray, was bewildered. Life insurance an

experiment! Surely he could not mean that.

"Well," he said, "your widow will be pretty sure to think the experiment

a success."

"I haven't got a widow," asserted Harry.

"Of course not; but you may have."

"How can I have a widow when I am dead?" asked Harry. "How can I have

anything when I am dead?"

"You can't tell by the looks of an electric wire how highly it is

charged," mused Murray. "I guess I touched this one too recklessly."

Then to Harry: "But there may be _a_ widow."

"There may," returned Harry.

"Well, she'll be sorry you didn't experiment on a larger scale, because

it really isn't an experiment at all. There's only one thing surer than

insurance."

"What's that?" asked Harry with interest.

"Death; and, with the popular gold bonds or any limited payment policy,

you have a chance to beat death by some years. But suit yourself."

So Harry took the physical examination and got the policy, payable to

his estate. Then he promptly assigned it to Alice.

"There's one thousand dollars sure, if anything should happen to me," he

said. "That beats any old elusive two thousand that Tom Nelson may

have."

"You're a dear, good, faithful boy, Harry," she said impulsively, and

she gave him a kiss.

That was happiness enough for that day and the next, but on the third he

began to get down to earth again and deemed the time propitious.

"You'll marry me?" he suggested.

"Perhaps," was her reply.

"Perhaps!" he cried. "It's always perhaps."

"Perhaps it won't be always perhaps," she returned.

In truth, she had wavered so long that she found it difficult to make up

her mind. Besides, Tom was prospering, Tom was devoted, and Tom was a

nice fellow. True, he was twenty-six while she was only eighteen, and

Harry, at twenty, was nearer her own age, but--well, aside from any

question of the future, it was rather nice to have two men so devotedly

attentive. Then, too, Tom spent his money more freely, and she derived

the benefit in present pleasures. There was no hurry; the future was now

brighter, whichever she chose, and, things being so nearly equal, there

was even less reason for haste. Alice, in addition to her dread of

poverty, was a natural flirt: she enjoyed the power she exerted over

these two men. But she said nothing to Tom of Harry's latest move;

perhaps she thought it would be unfair, or perhaps she was a trifle

truer to Harry than to Tom.

Harry, in his "simple" way, misinterpreted this irresolution. He was too

devoted to criticize; he had begun to understand her dread and to think

that she was quite right in taking such a very worldly view of the

situation. Why should she not, so far as possible, endeavor to make her

future secure? It was for him to convince her of his thoughtfulness and

his ability to provide for her. Thereupon he got an accident insurance

policy.

"You're awfully thoughtful, Harry," she said. "I like you."

"I don't want you to worry," said Harry, flattered and pleased.

"I'm not worrying," she told him.

"But I am," he retorted ruefully.

"Men," she asserted, "are _so_ impatient."

Harry could not quite agree to this--he thought he had been wonderfully

patient. In his straightforward way he began to ponder the matter

deeply. It had seemed to him he was doing a wonderfully clever thing

that ought to settle the matter definitely. Had he made a mistake? If

so, what was necessary to rectify it? Incidentally, he heard that some

of Tom Nelson's little speculations had turned out favorably, and Tom

was still quite as devoted as ever and seemed to be received with as

much favor. Then to Harry came an idea--a really brilliant idea, he

thought.

"Perhaps," he told himself, "I ought not to have assigned that policy to

her; perhaps I ought to have kept it in my control so that a wedding

would be necessary to give her the benefit of it. As it is now, she has

the policy, no matter whom she marries. I don't think she would--"

Without finishing the sentence, Harry knitted his brow and shook his

head. It was not a pleasant thought--he told himself it was an unjust

thought--but, as he had gone in to win, he might as well take every

precaution. If the conditions were a little different, it might put an

end to her flirtatious mood and compel a more serious consideration of

his suit; it might have a tendency to emphasize his point and "wake her

up," as he expressed it. Possibly, it was just the argument needed.

With this in mind, he again called upon Murray.

"I'm in a little trouble," he explained. "I ought to have had that

policy made out to my wife."

"It makes no difference, unless the estate is involved in some way,"

explained Murray. "She'll get it through--"

"It makes a big difference," interrupted Harry. "You see, I've got to

get the wife."

"What!" ejaculated Murray. "Say that again, please."

"Why, if I had an insurance policy in favor of my wife, it would make it

easier to get the wife, wouldn't it?"

"Thunder!" exclaimed Murray. "I thought I was pretty well up on

insurance financiering, but this beats me. Are you hanging an insurance

policy up as a sort of prize package?"

"That's it, that's it!" cried Harry, pleased to find the situation so

quickly comprehended. "The other fellow is worth more, but insurance

looks bigger than anything else I can buy for the money, and I want to

show her how much safer she will be with me than with him."

"You're all right," laughed Murray, "but I'm afraid you'll have to marry

first. We can't very well make a policy payable to a person who doesn't

exist, and you have no wife now. When you have one, bring the policy

back if you're not satisfied to have it payable to the estate, and--"

"But she's got it."

"Who?"

"The girl. I assigned it to her, so she doesn't have to marry me to get

the benefit. That wasn't good business."

Murray leaned back in his chair and looked at the youth with amusement

and curiosity.

"No," he said at last, "that may have been good sentiment, but it wasn't

good business. And," he added jokingly, "I don't know that this

transaction is quite legal."

"Why not?" asked Harry anxiously.

"Well, we're not allowed to give prizes, and, if a girl goes with the

policy, it looks a good deal like a prize-package affair. I'm not sure

that that wouldn't be considered worse than giving rebates on premiums."

"You've got the wrong idea," argued Harry with solemn earnestness. "The

girl doesn't go with the policy, but the policy goes with me. At least,

that's what I intended."

"Better try it again with another policy," suggested Murray. "Make it

payable to your estate, and then hang on to it until you get the girl.

Let me give you a word of advice, too, although it's not exactly to my

interest."

"Well?"

"Well, the policy that you gave to her doesn't amount to much if you

stop paying premiums on it. You might suggest that to her."

"By George! I never thought of that!" exclaimed the youth. "I guess I

haven't much of a financial head."

"Oh, you're all right," returned Murray. "You're the first fellow I ever

knew who made a matrimonial bureau of an insurance office. I've got

something to learn about this business yet."

With his second policy in his pocket, Harry reverted quite casually to

the subject of insurance, although he had first taken the precaution to

have a lot of insurance literature sent to Alice. From this she learned

that nothing could quite equal it in making the future secure.

"I have decided," said Harry in an offhand way, "that the best

investment for a young man who has any one dependent upon him is life

insurance. I have just taken out another policy for a thousand dollars."

"How thoughtful of you!" exclaimed Alice.

"It's on the twenty-year endowment plan," explained Harry. "At the end

of twenty years the whole sum may be drawn down or it may be left to

accumulate. As provision for the future, I guess that makes any two or

three thousand in the bank look like thirty cents."

"You're awfully good to me," said Alice, for this apparent evidence of

unselfish devotion, in addition to what had preceded it, really made her

reproach herself for her capriciousness. But it was such jolly fun to

keep two men anxious!

"The insurance," Harry went on, "is payable to my estate."

"What does that mean, Harry?" she asked.

"It means," replied Harry, "that a girl has got to marry me to get a

chance at it."

"I always did like you, Harry."

"Yes?"

"But you're so impatient."

Harry was beginning to develop a little strategical ingenuity.

"There is no need," he said, "to make a secret of this. I'm not ashamed

to have all the girls know that I am making proper provision for the one

who becomes my wife."

"Harry Renway," exclaimed Alice, "if you make our private affairs a

subject of public gossip I'll never speak to you again as long as I

live."

Thereupon Harry demonstrated that he was not as "simple" as he was

supposed to be, for he promptly returned the kiss that she had given him

on a previous occasion. There could be no misinterpreting "our" private

affairs.

"When?" he asked.

"Oh, pretty soon," she replied, for the flirtatious instinct was still

in evidence. Besides, under the circumstances, too much haste might be

in poor taste. However, their friends were told of the engagement, and

that was something. Tom Nelson was angry and disgusted.

"The fool!" he exclaimed. "A live man wants to have the use of his

money, and he has tied himself up with insurance. That isn't my way."

"But he got the girl," some one suggested.

"Not yet," retorted Tom, "and you never can tell."

In truth, it seemed as if Tom's insinuation was almost prophetic, for

Alice procrastinated and postponed in a most tormenting way, and Harry

took it all in good part for two or three months. There was no

particular reason for this delay, as the preliminaries of such a wedding

as they would have could be arranged very quickly, and in time it tried

the patience even of Harry.

"The semi-annual premium on that first policy is due the day after

to-morrow," he remarked one evening.

"Well?" she returned inquiringly.

"If the premium isn't paid the policy lapses," he went on.

"But you'll pay it?"

"For my wife I will."

She gave him a quick look and knew that he was not going to be swayed

this time by her little cajoleries.

"But, Harry," she protested, "that's so--so soon."

"I have the license in my pocket," he said; "there's a church within two

blocks, and I saw a light in the pastor's study as I came by. I guess

we've waited long enough. Let's go out for a little stroll."

* * * * *

It was six months later that Harry again met Dave Murray, but Murray

remembered him.

"Did you get the prize with your policy?" asked Murray.

"Sure," replied Harry.

"Was it a good prize?"

"Bully!" said Harry. "A little hard to handle just at first, but you can

do almost anything with insurance."

"You certainly have made good use of it," laughed Murray.

"You bet I have," answered Harry with some pride. "Why, say! an

insurance policy is the greatest thing in the world for family

discipline."

"For what!" exclaimed Murray.

"Family discipline. The first time we had a little rumpus she had me

going seven ways for Sunday until I thought of the insurance policies.

'Well,' said I, 'if I'm not the head of the house there's no reason why

I should be paying insurance premiums, and I'll default on the next one.

The head of the house looks after things of that sort,' I told her, and

that settled it. I'm the head of the house, and, if I don't play it too

strong, I've got the thing to maintain discipline."

"Don't you want another policy?" laughed Murray.

"Well," returned Harry thoughtfully, "if I could get the same kind of

prize with another, and if it wasn't against the law, I rather think I

might be tempted to do it. Anyhow, there can't anybody tell me there's

nothing in insurance, for I know better."

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