CHAPTER XII.

Imagine a man paying forty thousand pounds into the Bank of England,

and learning to-morrow that that stupendous financial concern had

stopped payment! Imagine Lady Clara Vere de Vere discovering her

wonderful _parure_, with its European renown, to be paste! Imagine the

feelings of Thomas Carlyle when the carelessness of John Stuart Mill

destroyed the labour of years! Imagine poor Euclid’s state of mind when

his wife burnt his books! In short, imagine, each of you, the greatest

calamity you can think of, and you will have some faint notion of

the feelings of the quartet in Mr Carver’s office at Mr Bates’s

disconcerting discovery.

For a few minutes, silence reigned supreme, and then Edgar commenced

to whistle. It was not a particularly cheerful air, but it sufficed to

arouse the others from their stupefaction.

‘If I had not been an infatuated old idiot,’ said Mr Carver, hurling

the unfortunate volume of romance with unnecessary violence across the

room, ‘I should have foreseen this;’ and murmuring something about

strait-waistcoats and the thick-headedness of society in general, he

lapsed into gloomy silence.

Mr Bates regarded his chief in mild disapproval. Such an ebullition of

feeling by no means accorded with his views of professional etiquette;

besides, he had a feeling that his discovery had not been treated

in a proper and business-like manner. ‘Hem!’ said that gentleman,

clearing his throat gently—‘hem! If I may be allowed to make a

remark—apologising to you, sir’—Mr Carver nodded with dark meaning—‘and

taking upon myself to make a suggestion: might it not be possible that

where the money is, a will may be concealed also?’

The party ceased to contemplate space, and a ray of hope quivered on

the gloomy horizon for a moment. Mr Carver, however, eyed his clerk

with an air of indignation blended with resigned sorrow. ‘I suppose,

Bates, every man has moments of incipient insanity,’ he said in accents

of the most scathing sarcasm. ‘You, I perceive, are only mortal. I

should be sorry to imagine you to have arrived at the worst stage; but

I may be allowed, I think, to point out to you one little fact. Do

you for one moment suppose that a man who is idiot enough to bury his

treasure in this manner, has enough sense remaining to make a will?’

and Mr Carver looked at his subordinate with the air of a man who has

made his great point and confounded his adversary.

‘I do not agree with you, sir,’ retorted Bates mildly. ‘A gentleman who

has brains enough to carry out such a scheme as this, was not likely

to forget a vital part. You are generally sharp enough to see a point

like this. What with romances and games of marbles, hem! and such other

frivolities, business seems quite forgotten!’

It was curious to note with what eagerness the parties most interested

hung upon the clerk’s words.

‘Bates, Bates! I never thought it would come to this,’ returned the

pseudo-justice, shaking his head in more sorrow than anger. ‘A man

still in the prime of life and to talk like this! Poor fellow, poor

fellow!’

‘Well, sir, you may doubt, and of course you have a right to your own

opinion; but we shall see.’

‘See, Bates! how can we see?’ exclaimed the lawyer. ‘Is not this

treasure buried upon Miss Wakefield’s property, and are we likely to

get an order to search that property?—O yes, of course’—returning to

the sarcastic mode—‘Miss Wakefield is so gentle, so amiable, so sweet,

and unsuspecting!—Bates, I am ashamed of you!’

The imperturbable Bates shrugged his shoulders slightly and resumed

his writing. So far as he was concerned, the matter was done with;

but he knew the character of his superior sufficiently to know that

the words he had said would take root, for, sooth to say, Mr Carver

laid considerable weight upon his junior’s acumen, though, between the

twain, such an idea was tacitly ignored.

During the above interesting duologue, Mr Slimm had been eyeing the

antagonists with a smile of placid amusement. That wily gentleman

was rather taken with Bates’s argument. ‘Seems to me,’ he said, ‘the

advantage is not all on one side. The honoured mistress of Eastwood,

the lady whom our friend’—pointing to Mr Carver—‘has spoken of in such

eulogistic terms, is no better off than we are. She has the property

where the money is concealed, and, as far as we know now, it belongs

to her. Any movement on our side will be sufficient to arouse her

suspicions. Providing the money is found, as I have before said, as far

as we know, it belongs to her. It is scarcely worth while going to the

trouble and expense of unearthing this wealth for her. So far, she has

the bulge on us. On the other hand, we know where the money is. She

does not, and there we have the bulge on her.’

‘And what is your proposition?’ Mr Carver inquired.

‘Arbitration,’ replied the American. ‘There is only one thing to do,

and that is compromise. Even supposing our friends only get half,

surely that is better than nothing. It’s the easiest thing in the

world. All you have to do is to say to the lady: “Miss Wakefield, Mr

Morton left you his money. You cannot find the money. Mrs Seaton knows

where it is. The money, we admit, is yours, though in justice it should

belong to her. In a word, my dear lady, divide;”’ and Mr Slimm leant

back in his chair whistling a little air from _Princess Ida_, as if the

whole thing was settled to the satisfaction of all parties.

Mr Carver looked at him as a connoisseur eyes a bad copy of an old

master. ‘Mr Slimm, I presume you have never seen the lady?’

Mr Slimm shook his head.

‘I thought not,’ continued Mr Carver. ‘You have been all over the

world, and in the course of your rambles I presume you have seen the

Sphinx?—Very good. Now, I do not suppose it ever struck you as a good

idea to interview that curiosity, or to sit down before its stony

charms with a view to learning its past history and the date of its

birth.—No? The idea is too absurd; but I may venture to say, without

exceeding the bounds of professional caution, that you are just as

likely to get any display of emotion from Miss Wakefield—and indeed,

the wonderful stone is much the more pleasant object’——

‘But she is not so very awful, Mr Carver,’ Eleanor interposed.

‘My dear, I know she is not endowed with venomous fangs, though she has

the wisdom of the serpent. I am prepared to do anything for you in any

shape or form, but I do draw the line at Miss Wakefield. As regards

interviewing her upon such a subject, I must respectfully but firmly

decline.’

‘Surely you don’t object to such a course being taken?’ Edgar asked

eagerly. ‘There is no particular harm in it.’

‘On the contrary, I think it is the right course to adopt; but I do

_not_ propose to be the victim,’ said Mr Carver drily. ‘If any one in

this select company has some evil to atone for, and wants a peculiarly

torturing penance, let him undertake the task.’

Felix looked at Mr Bates; Edgar looked at his wife, and each waited

politely and considerately for the others to speak. It is not often

one meets such pure disregard of self in this grasping world. However,

the task must be done; and as Mr Carver disclaimed it, and Bates had

no interest in the affair, moreover, Eleanor not being expected to

volunteer, manifestly the work lay before the American, Edgar, or Felix.

The American, like another Curtius, was prepared to fling himself into

the gulf. With characteristic and national modesty, he merely waited,

willing to yield the van of battle; but the delicacy of the others left

him no alternative. He volunteered to go.

‘I am a man of few words,’ he said, ‘and I guess I am about calculated

to fill the vacancy. I am alone in the world, and if I fail to return,

there will be no dear one to mourn the loss. I have one little favour

to ask before I go, and that is, in case the worst happens, to spare me

an epitaph. You will think of me sometimes; and when you sit round your

winter firesides and the wind is howling in the naked trees’—— Here he

waved his hands deprecatingly towards the company, as if praying them

to spare his emotions.

Mr Carver’s eyes twinkled at this tirade. ‘Well, that is settled then,’

he said. ‘The sooner you go the better. Shall we say to-morrow?—Very

good. The address is 34 Cedar Road, Hampstead.’

‘It is well,’ said the victim to friendship. ‘Before I quit you once

and for ever, I should like to break the bread of joviality once more;

for the last time, I should like to look upon the wine when it is red.

To drop the language of metaphor, I invite you all to lunch with me at

the _Holborn_.’

It was left, then, in Mr Slimm’s hands to consummate what he

denominated as ‘working the oracle.’

‘What do you think of my dream, now?’ Eleanor asked her husband as they

walked home together.

‘Your “Argosy with golden sails?”’ queried Edgar. ‘Well, I am beginning

to think it may come into port after all.’

* * * * *

Like the ‘condemned man’ of the penny-a-liner, Mr Slimm passed a good

night, and the thought of the task he had undertaken did not deter him

from making a hearty and substantial breakfast. Without so much as a

tremor, he ordered a cab, and sped away northwards on his diplomatic

errand.

Cedar Road may, without any great stretch of imagination, be termed

dingy. It is not the dinginess of the typical London street, but a

jaunty kind of griminess, a griminess which knows itself to be grimy,

but swaggers with a pretension of spick-and-span cleanliness; a sort of

place which makes one think of that cheap gentility which wears gaudy

apparel and unclean linen, or no linen at all. I may better explain

my meaning by saying that the majority of the houses were black with

smoke, and yet, singularly enough, the facings of light stone at the

corners had preserved their natural colour, and each house was adorned

by a veranda painted a staring green, which stood out in ghastly

contrast to the fog-stained fronts. Every house had a little grass

plot—called, by a stretch of courtesy, the lawn—fronting it. It was

presumedly of grass, because it was vegetation of some kind, but about

as much like the genuine article as London milk resembles the original

lacteal fluid. In the centre of each ‘lawn’ was an oval flower-bed,

tenanted by some hardy annuals, bearing infinitesimal blooms of a

neutral tint. Each house was approached by a flight of steps rising

from the road, which gentle ascent served to keep the prying gaze of

the vulgar from peering too closely into the genteel seclusion of

the dining-rooms. Every house was the counterpart of its neighbour,

each having the same sad-coloured curtains and wire-blinds on the

ground-floor, the same cheap muslins at the drawing-room windows, and

the same drawn blinds, surmounted with brass rods, to the bedrooms. A

canary likewise hung in a painted cage in every drawing-room window;

No. 34 boasting in addition a stagnant-looking aquarium, containing

three torpid goldfish in extremely dirty water.

After three peals of the bell, each outrivalling its predecessor in

volume, which is not saying much for the bell-metal at No. 34, Mr Slimm

was answered. Through the fragile door he had distinctly heard the

sounds of revelry within, and acquired the information that some mystic

Melissa was ‘tidying,’ and therefore ’Tilda must transform herself for

the nonce into the slave of the bell. By the petulant expression on

’Tilda’s face, the errand was not particularly pleasant to her.

In answer to his query, the misanthropic ’Tilda vouchsafed the

information that Miss Wakefield was in, adding, that he had better come

this way; which siren summons he lost no time in obeying, and was thus

introduced into the seclusion of Miss Wakefield’s chamber. Inquiring

his name with a snap, and having obtained the desired information,

the bewitching ’Tilda disappeared, and apparently appeared to be

singing some sort of ditty in a crescendo voice at the foot of the

stairs; the fact of the case being that Miss Wakefield was summoned

_vivâ voce_; her part of the conversation being inaudible, and the

voice of the charmer being perfectly distinct to the visitor, the

song running something after this fashion: ‘Miss Wakefield’—um, um,

‘wanted, mum’—um, um. ‘A man, please’—um, um, um. ‘Rather tall’ (very

distinctly)—um. ‘No; he is not a gentleman’—um, um, um.—‘All right,

miss.’ And then she reappeared with the information that Miss Wakefield

would be down at once.

The space of time mentioned having resolved itself into a quarter of

an hour, Mr Slimm was enabled to complete his plan of campaign, not

that he anticipated any resistance—in which deduction he was decidedly

wrong—but because he thought it best to be quite prepared with his

story, and in a position to receive the enemy in good and compact

order. By the time he had done this, and taken a mental inventory of

all the furniture in the room—not a violent effort of memory—the door

opened, and Miss Wakefield entered.

A FEW WORDS ON SALMON ANGLING.

Salmon anglers as a class are shrewd and observant; many of them are

men of education; not a few are men of distinction in literature,

science, and art; and certainly few follow the business of their lives

with such an ardent zeal, watching and calculating all the chances of

success; yet, strangely enough, the anglers of to-day know little more

than was known generations ago as to the habits of the fish, and how or

when they are most likely to succeed in capturing them. It is asserted

that the salmon fly is essentially the same lure as was used two

centuries ago; and despite the great increase of anglers and the ready

reward that awaits any improvement that an inventor might produce, no

lure has been devised at all equal to the so-called fly; for, be it

remembered, there is no consensus of opinion amongst anglers as to

what this lure appears to be, to the eye of the salmon. All are agreed

that it resembles no living insect, though some hold that it must be

taken for an insect, from the opening and shutting of the wings caused

by the play of the rod; others argue that its appearance is that of

the shrimp as it moves in the water; while some maintain that it is an

unmistakable minnow in appearance, and particularly in its movements.

Against the minnow theory it is said: ‘Why do not salmon prefer the

natural or the artificial minnow, the latter of which even, is so much

more like the real fish?’ To this it is argued that the motion of the

fly is much more minnow-like than either of these lures, while the

wings are closely held in minnow-like shape in the heavy currents where

salmon are commonly found, let the rod be played as it may. In some

rivers, few salmon can be induced to take any lure, and in many rivers

the majority of those fish never rise to a fly; but we doubt if any man

yet knows the cause thereof.

On the other hand, there are frequent examples of salmon rising most

determinedly several times in rapid succession, and each time giving

a tug at the fly; and there are cases, as we know personally, in

which both fly and worm hooks have been struck into the fish’s mouth,

the line broken, and the same fish caught by the same angler a few

minutes later with a similar lure, and brought to bank with the two

severed hooks in its mouth. Such an example shows that some salmon feed

greedily at times. It also seems to disprove another theory advanced by

many men—namely, that salmon feed so rarely in fresh waters, that it is

only an idle freak when they rise to a glittering moving lure. Whether

there are different breeds of salmon in our British rivers, we do not

know; but certainly there are decided variations, some being markedly

short and deep compared with others, and some reddening and becoming

more spotted in fresh water; but whether some kinds of fish are more

‘taking’ than others, we know nothing.

Salmon flies are much more carefully and artistically ‘dressed’ now

than they were in former times. The gayest and the grayest of birds

are hunted down to supply feathers for this purpose—gold and silver

pheasants, the bustards and jungle-cocks of India, the ostrich of

Africa, the wood-ducks of North America, the great owls and hawks of

equatorial and arctic regions, peacocks, guinea-fowls, chanticleers and

drakes of the poultry-yard, and above all turkeys, brown, gray, and

white, often carefully bred to colour for this particular purpose—all

are made subservient to the salmon angler’s thirst for fine feathers.

The cost of materials seems of small account, two or three guineas

being frequently given for a fine skin of the golden pheasant.

Hooks, though finer made and of better steel, are not very different

in shape from those in use some two thousand years ago, as may be

seen in those got from Pompeii, now in the museum at Naples. But in

variety of fine feathers, in silks and wools of wondrous dyes, in gold

and silver tinsels, and in the great manipulating skill now devoted

to the production of salmon flies, there must have been advances.

Many of these lures are jewel-like enough to be worn as bonnet and

dress ornaments by ladies of fashion; and looking into a well-stocked

angling book, one cannot but conclude that any salmon knowing a good

thing could not fail to jump at some of the dazzling beauties got up

for the delectation of its kind. Certainly many anglers, doting over

their favourites, feel that if they were salmon, this or that ‘grand

fly’ would be irresistible. We have heard an old enthusiast assert, as

he hurried into a favourite pool, that he had on ‘a hook this morning

that a fish canna lie below.’ And yet the fastidiousness of the fish

seems to keep pace with the advances of the angler’s art and knowledge.

Salmon see more hooks and lines, and possibly get to know them better;

and so all the fine rods, reels, lines, and lures do not insure even

the raising of a salmon, be the day and the river never so promising

and the angler charming never so wisely.

To an outsider, it must often be a huge joke to see a party of

salmon anglers mounted cap-à-pie with such a wealth of fishing

paraphernalia—silver-mounted rods and reels, creels of vast dimensions,

waterproof coats, wading boots and ‘breeks,’ luncheon-bags and

landing-nets equally capacious, and great telescopic-mounted gaffs

of glittering steel and brass, formidable-looking enough to grapple

a seal—marching down the glen with their gillies in the morning;

and marching back again at night without having turned a scale on a

salmon’s back, though the fish were tumbling about the pools like

porpoises, and so plentiful, that had Donald only thrown in the big

gaff, he could hardly have failed to hook a thumper in hauling it back

again.

Many anglers are prone to speak with confidence as to what conditions

of water and weather are favourable for salmon rising, and what

sorts of flies are most suitable for these varying conditions; but

experienced anglers are least likely to speak with assurance on such

points. It is amusing enough to hear with what perceptions fish are

credited as to coming changes of weather, and the like; and one is

apt to wonder how they in the river know so much more of the outer

atmosphere, and ‘what fools these mortals be’ who live in it and can

tell so little. There are points on which there is some agreement;

but if laid down as rules, it must be stated that these have so many

exceptions, that it is about as difficult for the average man to draw

reliable conclusions from them as from ‘the weather-glass.’ Salmon rise

best to the fly when there is a little colour in the water; when skies

are clouded; when the air is clear rather than muggy; when weather

is cold rather than warm; in a falling rather than a rising river;

where waters flow sharply; and in comparatively shallow pools or parts

thereof, rather than in deep water. When to this it is added that the

more coloured or the rougher the water and the larger the river, the

larger and brighter the fly that should be used, most of what is really

known is summed up, leaving a wide field for further investigation, a

field that has been long and all but fruitlessly cultivated.

At times, for days together, not a salmon can be induced to rise;

another day comes in which salmon are got ‘all along the line;’ and not

an angler can assign any reliable reason for this change, though many

of them may profess to do so. Anglers may fish a salmon pool for hours

without getting a rise; yet at some other hour, several salmon may be

caught; but whether the cause lies in the state of the atmosphere, the

light, or the moving of fish in the pool, all the combined wisdom of

anglers is nought but foolishness there anent. Again, a salmon may be

got by a less skilled angler fishing immediately behind a redoubtable

fisherman; but whether it was the particular hook that caught the eye

of the fish, its particular movement at the moment, the accidental

proximity of the fish, or all these temptations combined, what man

can tell? It seems certain that salmon often follow a hook or watch

it from their ‘lie’ without rising to it; and undoubtedly at times

their decision ‘to fight or flee’ is determined by the motion of the

lure at the critical moment. Anglers often observe that their hook is

suddenly seized when the motion of the rod was stopped, or when, after

hanging still for a few seconds, it was moved. The fly is frequently

taken when it sinks deeply from a slack line; sometimes when in the act

of sinking, and sometimes when it is being raised slowly, as by the

winding of the reel; and at other times when the angler, stumbling over

rough stones, accidentally jerks about his hook. A salmon frequently

rushes to the surface after a fly that is being quickly drawn up for a

fresh cast, and others take a fly when being dragged slowly up stream

by the angler walking along the bank. Some salmon take the fly with a

grand rush. We have seen a large fish dash half-way across a pool, with

its dorsal cutting the water for several yards ere it seized the swift

retreating fly. Others take it slowly, as by suction.

Anglers are untiring in the discussion of the merits of their various

flies—Parsons, Silver Doctors, Sweeps, Durbar Rangers, Jock Scotts,

&c. Yet salmon are frequently caught by what most anglers would call

very unlikely flies, after declining to grapple the gayest and best.

So great is this uncertainty, that many anglers maintain it is of

little consequence what the fly is, if it is only well presented to a

salmon when in a rising mood. Salmon have been caught in all kinds of

weather—in calm and in thunderstorm; in rain and in brilliant sunshine;

under white and under black clouds; with winds blowing from all points

of the compass—though south and west seem best; even at times in

sharp frosty mornings. They have been often caught with small hooks

in turbid waters, and vice versâ. We have seen a twenty-pounder rise

to a number two trout fly so small that one might suppose such a mite

could never be tasted in such a mouth, and yet the salmon rose to it

like a porpoise, though in a very small crystal-clear river and under

a dazzling noonday sun. As to the play of the rod in salmon angling,

fish are taken under all fashions—fast and slow, short or long lifting;

while some successful fishermen trust more to the current making the

play, and move their rods very slightly. We have seen an angler kill

two large salmon and lose a third in quick succession by standing in

one spot and holding his rod quite still. One piece of reliable good

advice we can give to those who have not already learned it. Though an

angler in a general way can form a notion as to what are the likely

parts of a river, it is only by repeated observations that some of the

best ‘lies’ are found out; and as there are favourite ‘lies’ occupied

all the year round, and year after year, by the finest river-trout,

sea-trout, and salmon, it is best to observe where the anglers who have

long frequented a river, fish most persistently, as there the fish will

certainly be found.

Salmon anglers—unlike trout anglers—should make few casts, should cast

the line lightly, playing the fly quietly and persistently over the

best parts of the pools only, and not wasting time over unknown water.

Nothing so certainly diminishes his chances of a ‘rise,’ as recklessly

wading where he may be seen by the fish, or casting his line heavily,

and lifting it often and hurriedly.

BUTTERINE.

Professor Sheldon, at the great show of the British Dairy Farmers’

Association, tried to comfort some of those present by telling them

that there was a great future for dairy-farming in this country. Whilst

corn-growing was doomed in England, the consumption of fresh milk was

increasing—it had trebled in London within the last twenty years. Both

cheese and butter ought to be consumed in much greater quantities, for

there was no article of food so cheap as cheese. He had no objection to

butterine; only, let it be sold as such.

At the annual meeting of the same society, presided over by Lord

Vernon, Canon Bagot introduced the subject of butterine, the extended

use and manufacture of which is already pressing heavily on the

dairy-farmer. He said he did not want to stop the sale of butterine;

but he wanted the law so altered, that persons should be imprisoned,

instead of being fined, for selling butterine as butter. He gave a bit

of personal experience. He said he had disguised some of the Dublin

dairymaids and sent them to purchase butter in eight shops. In every

case, a receipt was given to the effect that the butter was pure;

but on being analysed, it was found that there was not a particle of

butter in any of the samples. One of these tradesmen had been fined

five times for selling butterine as butter! A motion which he moved was

carried—‘That the Council be requested to take into consideration the

best means of prohibiting the sale of butterine as butter, and that

they immediately take such steps as were desirable.’

Lord Vernon added his testimony as to the unfairness of retailing

butterine for butter and selling it at one-and-sixpence a pound. He had

seen enormous quantities of butterine in Paris, but there it was sold

as such. About a month previously, he had been asked by a man to turn

his dairy-farm into a butterine factory, by which he hoped to make ten

thousand pounds a year.

Under the title of ‘Sham Butter,’ in _Chambers’s Journal_ for May 15,

1880, the discovery and manufacture of butterine were briefly related.

An ingenious Frenchman, M. Mège, patented a process by which beef-suet

can be converted into butterine, and since then the manufacture has

spread till we have factories at work in France, England, Holland,

Germany, and America. In a Report laid before the House of Commons, it

was declared that the substances so produced were harmless, and that

good butterine was more wholesome than bad butter. In considering the

subject, it must be remembered that there is good and bad butterine, as

well as good and bad butter.

Oleo-margarine is the raw material from which butterine is made. It is

procured in this way: From the freshly slaughtered carcasses of cattle

in the abattoirs of large towns, the superfluous portions of suet are

taken to the butterine factories. The finest, cleanest, and sweetest

portions only are selected for making oleo-margarine. This prepared oil

is largely exported from America to Holland, whence it comes over to us

as butterine.

A scientific periodical describes the process of manufacture as

follows. At the factory, the beef-suet is thrown into tanks containing

tepid water; and after standing a short time it is washed repeatedly

in cold water, and disintegrated and separated from fibre by passing

it through a ‘meat-hasher,’ worked by steam, after which it is forced

through a fine sieve. It is then melted by surrounding the tanks

with water at a temperature of about one hundred and twenty degrees

Fahrenheit. Great care is taken not to exceed this point; otherwise,

the fat would begin to decompose and acquire a flavour of tallow. After

being well stirred, the adipose membrane subsides to the bottom of

the tank, and is separated under the name of ‘scrap,’ whilst a clear

yellow oil is left above, together with a film of white oily substance.

This film is removed by skimming, and the yellow oil is drawn off

and allowed to solidify. The ‘refined fat,’ as the substance is now

termed, is then taken to the pressroom—which is kept at a temperature

of about ninety degrees Fahrenheit—packed in cotton cloths, and placed

in galvanised iron plates in a press. On being subjected to pressure,

oil flows away. The cakes of stearine which remain are sent to the

candle-makers. The oil—which is now known as oleo-margarine—is filled

into barrels for sale or export, or directly made into butterine by

adding to it ten per cent. of milk and churning the mixture. It is now

coloured with annatto and rolled with ice, to set it; salt is added;

the process is finished, and it is ready for packing.

Holland has taken the lead in the manufacture of butterine; there are

now forty-five factories in the country, most of which are in North

Brabant, where the farms are small, and maintain but one or two cows.

As the farmers there can only make a small quantity of butter, which

is apt to spoil before it can be collected for market, they readily

make contracts with the butterine-makers. The factories at Oss, in

Holland, alone, send an average of one hundred and fifty tons per week

of oleo-margarine butter to England. There are also several firms in

this country engaged in its manufacture; one firm in London can turn

out from ten to twenty tons per week.

Professor Mayer in 1883 made some experiments as to the digestibility

and wholesomeness of butterine as compared with dairy butter. The

experiments were made on two healthy male subjects; and the conclusion

arrived at was, that there is not much difference between the

digestibility of butterine and that of dairy butter. As to eggs or

germs existing in butterine, whereby disease may be spread, there is as

yet, happily, no instance on record. As far as nutritive qualities go,

it stands on very nearly the same level as butter.

We learn that an Act was passed, April 24, 1884, by the Senate of

New York prohibiting the fabrication of any article out of margarine

substances, intended to replace butter and cheese. A fine of one

hundred dollars is attached to the breaking of the Act. In the

preliminary inquiry made by a Committee, it is stated that twenty

out of the thirty samples bought as dairy butter were proved to be

butterine. The quantity of butterine manufactured and sent into the

State of New York was estimated at forty million pounds annually. The

ordinary butter, except the very best grades, was spoken of as rapidly

disappearing from the market. One witness testified that something

between one hundred and fifty and two hundred thousand packages of

butterine, of fifty-five pounds each, were shipped at New York in 1882;

and between two hundred and two hundred and fifty thousand packages

in 1883. Another witness said that the gross receipts of the genuine

butter-trade in New York are fifty per cent. less than what they would

be but for the sale of butterine as butter.

The passing of this Act is virtually a granting of protection for

the American dairy industry, and gives effect to the voice of so far

interested parties. Butterine has fared much better at the hands of

scientific men. Sir Lyon Playfair, Sir Frederick J. Bramwell, Sir F.

Abel, Dr James Bell, and others, none of whom are in any way interested

in its manufacture, have given a favourable verdict regarding

butterine, looking upon it as a boon to the working population. Dr

James Bell, in a paper read at the International Health Exhibition,

said that butterine and oleo-margarine are, in the opinion of high

authorities, legitimate articles of commerce, when honestly sold, and

if made in a cleanly manner from sound fats, as they afford the poor a

cheap and useful substitute for butter, especially during the winter

months, when good butter is both scarce and dear.

Professor Odling, who presided at a meeting of the London Society of

Arts, when a paper was read by Mr Anton Jurgens, in December 1884, on

this subject, is of the same opinion. Mr Jurgens said that the total

exports from Holland alone, in 1883, amounted to about forty thousand

tons, valued at about three million pounds sterling. The greatest care

was taken in its manufacture to promote cleanliness and excellence.

No tainted fat could possibly be used: the smallest portion of bad

fat would contaminate the whole mass. The _Lancet_ has said that

butterine is better and cheaper than much of the common butter sold.

Mr Jurgens is of the same opinion; and he also said that, owing to

its composition, butterine does not become rancid, but retains its

sweetness longer than butter. This was owing to the absence of butyrin,

which gives the aroma to fresh butter, but causes it soon to become

rank.

Dr Mouton says that the Dutch manufacturers strongly desire to have

this product imported under its own name, and he questions whether a

single package is introduced under a false one. Dutch butterine, when

made from the best materials, cannot easily be distinguished from dairy

butter; but when made from bad materials, it is easily discerned, and

no consumer could be imposed upon by it. He says further, that the

English market is the most particular one with which they have to deal.

Denmark is the only European state where particular regulations are in

force with regard to the manufacture, sale, and import of butterine. In

France, a bill for this purpose has been drafted; in the other European

states, the import of margarine and butterine seems to be considered as

a public boon.

Time, which tests all things, will also test butterine. Professor

Odling, speaking as a physician, says that a cheap and inexpensive fat

is a great want with many young children, and that butterine supplies

this want. We find that butterine can be sold at a profit, for the

different qualities, at from eightpence to one-and-fourpence per pound.

When, as we have already seen, it is made from good materials, it is

wholesome and nourishing; and considering the demands of our vast

population in this respect—our imports of butter and butterine last

year amounting in value to twelve and a half millions sterling—who

shall say that butterine may not have a useful future before it? Let

it, however, be _called_ butterine, and honestly sold as such.

THAT FATAL DIAMOND.

A THIEF’S CONFESSION.

I am the most unhappy man that ever occupied a prison cell. I say this

advisedly, knowing that hundreds are at this moment bewailing their

fate, which in many cases may seem harder than mine; but it is not,

if they still retain the self-respect which I have lost. That’s what

tortures me; my _prestige_ is gone; I am degraded in my own eyes; I

despise myself as heartily as the most virtuous man in the world could.

That I, to whom half the thieves in London have looked for guidance,

should myself have laid a plot for myself and walked into it! It is

too humiliating! To fall a victim to a too powerful combination of

adverse circumstances is no disgrace; to be outwitted by the superior

finesse of the police is hard, but endurable; but to fall into a snare

which should not have misled a boy who had never stolen so much as a

handkerchief in his life—this, this is shame!

It was that diamond ring that did it. I really think some special

ill-luck must have attached to the trinket, for it brought no good to

its previous possessor. It was hardly in the regular way of business

that it came into my hands—just as it has escaped from them in a most

unbusiness-like fashion. That young man must have been in great straits

before he united himself to me in the business of stealing his uncle’s

cash-box, in order to obtain funds to pay his gambling debts. It was

a very easy matter for me. He was to mix a few drops of an opiate I

gave him with his relative’s brandy-and-water one evening, and leave

the hall-door open; I had only to walk in and take up the booty he had

collected and placed ready for me. It was a very fair collection of

plate that awaited me as well as the coveted cash-box; but I am fond

of jewellery, and the house was so beautifully asleep, that I could

not resist creeping up to the master’s bedroom to see if there was not

in it a trifle worth picking up. There was—the diamond ring, and a

rather good set of studs. I took them, and slipped out of the room so

quietly that I should not have disturbed their owner, even if my young

friend had not, by way of making sure, doubled the prescribed dose of

the opiate, and thereby plunged his uncle into, not sleep, but death.

Poor young fellow! the knowledge that he had killed a relation who had

always treated him with kindness, if also with severity, was too much

for his mind, which doubtless was never strong. Those debts of honour

were never paid; he never came to claim his share of that night’s

spoil; and I have heard that the distant cousin who, failing him,

inherited the old man’s property, grumbles greatly at having to pay for

his being kept in a lunatic asylum.

This is cowardice on my part. I have condemned myself, as the fitting

punishment of my folly, to set down in black and white the way in which

I entrapped myself, and I am postponing the task to maunder over an

irrelevant incident.

The ring had not been long in my possession when I paid the unlucky

visit to Paris which began my misfortunes. The London police were very

active just then, and business was in consequence dull and risky,

so, being in funds, I thought I might take a holiday and enjoy a

fortnight in the city of pleasure. I was pretty well known at home;

but I had not, so far as I knew, a single enemy in France, and I did

not intend to make any. For a fortnight I would be a mere innocent

pleasure-seeker, taking the day’s amusements as they came, and making

no effort after either my own gain or others’ loss. Such was my

intention; but alas! what intention, especially if it be a good one,

can withstand the force of the habits of a lifetime? Mine gave way, and

speedily.

One evening, a pleasant April evening, I formed one of the crowd

that surrounded the platform at an open-air concert. By my side

was standing a stout and elderly man, whom, from a score of tiny

indications, I guessed to be a British holiday-maker. ‘There’s from

fifteen to twenty pounds in his coat-pocket, I’ll be bound,’ thought

I. ‘He is far too cautious to leave his money at his hotel, where

Frenchmen, whom he regards as all thieves, may lay hands on it, so he

carries it about with him, thinking that on his person it cannot fail

to be safe.’ The idea of undeceiving him in this particular was too

tempting; I found myself smiling in anticipation at the bewildered

and horror-struck expression his face would wear when he discovered

his loss. It was the humour of the thing that touched me. That fatal

gift of humour, which has ruined so many honest men, led me to my

destruction. Deep in my soul, beneath the outer garb of the man of

the world I was wearing, dwelt the instincts of the professional

pickpocket. Almost unconsciously I inserted my left hand (we are

all ambidexter in our profession) in his pocket and gently drew out

a pocket-book—the very sort of pocket-book I knew he would carry.

I edged away from my victim as soon as the little operation was

over, and disentangling myself from the interested auditors who were

listening to a gaily-dressed damsel shrieking with the remains of a

once powerful voice, I soon found myself walking along the brightly

lighted boulevard. I had not gone far before I noticed that the diamond

ring which I constantly wore on the third finger of my left hand, was

missing. It was a little too large for me; but I had not thought it

advisable to have the size altered just yet; and the result was that it

had slipped from my finger. I knew that I wore it when I left my hotel;

but I could not recollect noticing its presence at any subsequent time;

so I went to every place I had visited since I came out, the café where

I had dined, the shop where I had bought some cigars, the streets I

had traversed, looking everywhere for some trace of my lost jewel, and

inquiring of every one to whom I had previously spoken if they had seen

anything of it. I felt a dreary conviction that my treasured ornament

was gone for ever, when, as a last resource, I went to a _bureau de

police_, and gave a description of the lost ring to the officer there.

The officer was polite, but gave me small hope of ever seeing my

diamond again. I gave it up as gone for ever.

I was sitting in my hotel dull and depressed, angry at my own

carelessness, and inclined to give up any further holiday, and forget

my annoyance by a speedy return to my professional duties in London,

when my friend of the police-office entered.

‘I am happy,’ he said, bowing politely and smiling with, as I thought,

anticipation of a handsome reward—‘I am happy to inform monsieur

that we hope soon to place his ring in his hands. One answering to

the description you gave was brought to our office by the finder,

a countryman of your own. The ring being rather an uncommon one, I

felt assured that it could be no other than the one you had lost. You

described it, I think, as consisting of five diamonds set in the shape

of a violet, with a smaller brilliant in the centre—a very curious and

valuable jewel.’

‘Yes, that’s it,’ I replied curtly, wondering why he could not give me

back my property without so many words.

‘Then I may safely assume that this is the ring in question?’ He

brought out my ring from his pocket and showed it to me.

‘It is,’ I said, stretching out my hand; but he did not restore the

jewel, only stood there, holding it and smiling more than ever. I

supposed that he wanted to see some sign of the reward he expected

to receive before parting with the trinket. I took out my purse, and

opening it, made some remark about showing my appreciation of his

honesty; but he shook his head, smiling, if possible, more broadly than

before.

‘Do you not wish to know, monsieur, how your ring was found?’ he asked,

with a leer which I thought was disagreeable.

‘Well, how was it found?’ I said tartly.

My policeman drew himself up to deliver his great effect. ‘Monsieur,

your ring was found in another man’s pocket!’ I stared at him in

bewilderment, mingled with an indefinite fear, while he continued

his narrative in a less courteous and more confidential tone than he

had hitherto assumed. ‘Ah! _mon ami_, one may be too clever; one’s

dexterity may lead one astray if it be not balanced by discretion.

You had not long left the office, when another Englishman came

in complaining that he had lost a pocket-book containing all his

money. He had put his hand in his pocket to bring it out, meaning

to pay for something, but found it gone, and in its place a diamond

ring—your ring. For my own part, I do not doubt your honesty—even your

generosity. You believed, doubtless, that exchange is not robbery, and

that, in leaving your ring in exchange for his _porte-monnaie_, you

would at once obtain a memento of a compatriot and do him a practical

benefit. That is the interpretation I should wish to put on the affair;

but the owner of the pocket-book will not see it in that light—he lacks

imagination, as so many English do. Of course, your coming to ask us

to try to recover your lost ring tends to give colour to his version

of the matter, which is, that while you were robbing him of his money,

the ring slipped from your hand, and remained in his pocket; and with

a lack of sympathy for a countryman, which I grieve to recount, he

demands that you should be arrested, a duty which I am reluctantly

compelled to fulfil.’

I was absolutely dumb with surprise and anger. Had I had my wits about

me, I might—though circumstances were against me—have brought some

counter-charge of theft against my accuser; but I was so stupefied

by the strange turn events had taken, that I submitted meekly to be

searched, to have the fateful pocket-book taken from me, and to be led

away to prison. Somehow, too, I was unable to secure possession of the

ring that was the cause of my undoing, and I have not seen it since my

arrest.

So here I sit in my cell, depressed and weary, a victim to the

bitterest self-reproach. I could almost wish to be condemned to

lifelong imprisonment, for what is freedom worth to me? After such a

piece of suicidal folly as I have been guilty of, I shall never dare to

lift up my head among my professional brethren, and I fear that nothing

will be left for me but to take to honesty when my term expires.

FISH-CULTURE.

Elaborate arrangements have been made at the establishments of the

National Fish-culture Association for hatching the ova of all kinds

of fish this year. For some time past, agents have been employed in

spawning fish and collecting the eggs from various rivers and streams,

and a considerable number have already been deposited in the Hatchery

at South Kensington for incubation. The American government have

intimated their intention to forward very large consignments of ova

from the various species of salmonidæ abounding in the waters of the

United States, including the white-fish (_Coregonus albus_), which,

owing to the success attending their propagation in this country

during 1885, will be hatched out in large numbers. As soon as the fry

are in a fit condition, they will be located in the waters at the

Delaford Park Establishment, belonging to the Association, whence

they will be distributed in Scottish and other lakes. It is intended

by the Association to increase the range of their operations, and

bestow further attention upon the culture of ‘coarse’ fish, which will

necessitate an extension of the Fishery at Delaford. In 1885 numerous

presentations of salmonidæ were made to public waters in the United

Kingdom, but only those fish were selected that are desirable for

the purposes of replenishing depleted _locales_. The various fish,

both American and English, reared at the beginning of last year by

the Association are thriving well, and it can be fairly said that

great success has crowned all the endeavours put forward to increase

the numerical proportions of our fish and improve their multifarious

species.

TWO SONNETS.

KEATS.

O purblind world! Not seldom in the years

You find your hero in some man despised,

Some martyr whom you slew, too lightly prized,

And bathe the corse in vain unheeded tears.

Too late your wisdom; for the lost one hears

No longer or contumely or praise:

On kinder death in weariness he lays

His head, forgetting all that life endears.

And this one, on whose lips the altar coal

Of inspiration burned; within whose soul

The fire of the eternal lived, and wrought

Your baser dross to bars of golden thought;

Oh, how you scorned him! Now, in reverent wise,

The weakest murmur of his lips you prize.

And thou, strong soul in a weak body pent,

Spirit of Keats! It was not thine to know

In thy brief span the joy, the generous glow

Of common praise and common wonderment.

But wearying until the clarion breath,

The voice of fame, should fix thy name among

Immortals, came the murmur soft as song,

As sad as thine—the summoning of death.

O sorrow that the deaf world would not hear

Such music, the enchantment of all time,

Until the singer, leaving the sublime,

The orphic song half sung, had fled its sphere!

Too late, too late, our tardy honours now,

Wreathing vain laurel on thy calm dead brow.

GEORGE L. MOORE.

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