THE PRINCESS MARGARET IS IN A HURRY
The priest waited till their footsteps died away down the corridor
before going to the door to shut it. Then he turned and faced the
Sparhawk with a very different countenance to that which he had bent
upon the Princess Margaret.
Generally, when women leave a room the thermometer drops suddenly many
degrees nearer the zero of verity. There is all the difference between
velvet sheath and bare blade, between the courtesies of seconds and the
first clash of the steel in the hands of principals. There are, let us
say, two men and one woman. The woman is in the midst. Smile answers
smile. Masks are up. The sun shines in. She goes--and before the smile
of parting has fluttered from her lips, lo! iron answers iron on the
faces of the men. Off, ye lendings! Salute! Engage! To the death!
There was nothing, however, very deadly in the encounter of the Sparhawk
and Father Clement. It was only as if a couple of carnival maskers had
stepped aside out of the whirl of a dance to talk a little business in
some quiet alcove. The Father foresaw the difficulty of his task. The
Sparhawk was conscious of the awkwardness of maintaining a manly dignity
in a woman's gown. He felt, as it were, choked about the legs in another
man's presence.
"And now, sir," said the priest abruptly, "who may you be?"
"Father, I am a servant to the Duchess Joan of Hohenstein and
Kernsberg. Maurice von Lynar is my name."
"And pray, how came you so like the Duchess that you can pass muster for
her?"
"That I know not. It is an affair upon which I was not consulted. But,
indeed, I do it but poorly, and succeed only with those who know her
little, and who are in addition men without observation. Both the
Princess and yourself saw through me easily enough, and I am in fear
every moment I am near Prince Ivan."
"How came the Princess to love you?"
"Well, for one thing, I loved her. For another, I told her so!"
"The points are well taken, but of themselves insufficient," smiled the
priest. "So also have others better equipped by fortune to win her
favour than you. What else?"
Then, with a certain shamefaced and sulky pride, the Sparhawk told
Father Clement all the tale of the mission of the Duchess Joan of
Courtland, of the liking the Princess had taken to that lady in her
secretary's attire, of the kiss exchanged upon the dark river's bank,
the fragrant memory of which had drawn him back to Courtland against his
will. And the priest listened like a man of many counsels who knows that
the strangest things are the truest, and that the naked truth is always
incredible.
"It is a pretty tangle you have made between you," said Father Clement
when Maurice finished. "I know not how you could more completely have
twisted the skein. Every one is somebody else, and the devil is hard
upon the hindmost--or Prince Ivan, which is apparently the same thing."
The priest now withdrew in his turn to where he could watch the Alla
curving its back a little in mid-stream as the summer floods rushed
seaward from the hills. To true Courtland folk its very bubbles brought
counsel as they floated down towards the Baltic.
"Let me see! Let me see!" he murmured, stroking his chin.
Then after a long pause he turned again to the Sparhawk.
"You are of sufficient fortune to maintain the Princess as becomes her
rank?"
"I am not a rich man," answered Von Lynar, "but by the grace of the
Duchess Joan neither am I a poor one. She hath bestowed on me one of her
father's titles, with lands to match."
"So," said the priest; "but will Prince Louis and the Muscovites give
you leave to enjoy them?"
"The estates are on the borders of Plassenburg," said Maurice, "and I
think the Prince of Plassenburg for his own security will provide
against any Muscovite invasion."
"Princes are but princes, though I grant you the Executioner's Son is a
good one," answered the priest. "Well, better to marry than to burn,
sayeth Holy Writ. It is touch and go, in any event. I will marry you and
thereafter betake me to the Abbey of Wolgast, where dwells my very good
friend the Abbot Tobias. For old sake's sake he will keep me safe there
till this thing blows over."
"With my heart I thank you, my Father," said the Sparhawk, kneeling.
"Nay, do not thank me. Rather thank the pretty insistency of your
mistress. Yet it is only bringing you both one step nearer destruction.
Walking upon egg-shells is child's play to this. But I never could
refuse your sweetheart either a comfit or an absolution all my days. To
my shame as a servant of God I say it. I will go and call her in."
He went to the door with a curious smile on his face. He opened it, and
there, close by the threshold, was the Princess Margaret, her eyes full
of a bright mischief.
"Yes, I was listening," she cried, shaking her head defiantly. "I do not
care. So would you, Father, if you had been a woman and in love----"
"God forbid!" said Father Clement, crossing himself.
"You may well make sure of heavenly happiness, my Father, for you will
never know what the happiness of earth is!" cried Margaret. "I would
rather be a woman and in love, than--than the Pope himself and sit in
the chair of St. Peter."
"My daughter, do not be irreverent."
"Father Clement, were you ever in love? No, of course you cannot tell
me; but I think you must have been. Your eyes are kind when you look at
us. You are going to do what we wish--I know you are. I heard you say so
to Maurice. Now begin."
"You speak as if the Holy Sacrament of matrimony were no more than
saying 'Abracadabra' over a toadstool to cure warts," said the priest,
smiling. "Consider your danger, the evil case in which you will put me
when the thing is discovered----"
"I will consider anything, dear Father, if you will only make haste,"
said the Princess, with a smiling natural vivacity that killed any
verbal disrespect.
"Nay, madcap, be patient. We must have a witness whose head sits on his
shoulders beyond the risk of Prince Louis's halter or Prince Ivan's
Muscovite dagger. What say you to the High Councillor of Plassenburg,
Von Dessauer? He is here on an embassy."
The Princess clapped her hands.
"Yes, yes. He will do it. He will keep our secret. He also likes pretty
girls."
"Also?" queried Father Clement, with a grave and demure countenance.
"Yes, Father, you know you do----"
"It is a thing most strictly forbidden by Holy Church that in fulfilling
the duties of sacred office one should be swayed by any merely human
considerations," began the priest, the wrinkles puckering about his
eyes, though his lips continued grave.
"Oh, please, save the homily till after sacrament, dear Father!" cried
the Princess. "You know you like me, and that you cannot help it."
The priest lifted up his hand and glanced upward, as if deprecating the
anger of Heaven.
"Alas, it is too true!" he said, and dropped his hand again swiftly to
his side.
"I will go and summon Dessauer myself," she went on. "I will run so
quick. I cannot bear to wait."
"Abide ye--abide ye, my daughter," said Father Clement; "let us do even
this folly decently and in order. The day is far spent. Let us wait till
darkness comes. Then when you are rested--and" (he looked towards the
Sparhawk) "the Lady Joan also--I will return with High Councillor
Dessauer, who, without observance or suspicion, may pay his respects to
the Princesses upon their arrival."
"But, Father, I cannot wait," cried the impetuous bride. "Something
might happen long before then. My brother might come. Prince Wasp might
find out. The Palace itself might fall--and then I should never be
married at all!"
And the very impulsive and high-strung daughter of the reigning house of
Courtland put a kerchief to her eyes and tapped the floor with the
silken point of her slipper.
The holy Father looked at her a moment and turned his eyes to Maurice
von Lynar. Then he shook his head gravely at that proximate bridegroom
as one who would say, "If you be neither hanged nor yet burnt here in
Courtland--if you get safely out of this with your bride--why, then,
Heaven have mercy on your soul!"