CHAPTER III.

KENELM did not see either father or mother till he appeared at dinner.

Then he was seated next to Cecilia. There was but little conversation

between the two; in fact, the prevalent subject of talk was general

and engrossing, the interest in Chillingly Gordon's election;

predictions of his success, of what he would do in Parliament.

"Where," said Lady Glenalvon, "there is such a dearth of rising young

men, that if he were only half as clever as he is he would be a gain."

"A gain to what?" asked Sir Peter, testily. "To his country? about

which I don't believe he cares a brass button."

To this assertion Leopold Travers replied warmly, and was not less

warmly backed by Mrs. Campion.

"For my part," said Lady Glenalvon, in conciliatory accents, "I think

every able man in Parliament is a gain to the country; and he may not

serve his country less effectively because he does not boast of his

love for it. The politicians I dread most are those so rampant in

France nowadays, the bawling patriots. When Sir Robert Walpole said,

'All those men have their price,' he pointed to the men who called

themselves 'patriots.'"

"Bravo!" cried Travers.

"Sir Robert Walpole showed his love for his country by corrupting it.

There are many ways besides bribing for corrupting a country," said

Kenelm, mildly, and that was Kenelm's sole contribution to the general

conversation.

It was not till the rest of the party had retired to rest that the

conference, longed for by Kenelm, dreaded by Sir Peter, took place in

the library. It lasted deep into the night; both parted with

lightened hearts and a fonder affection for each other. Kenelm had

drawn so charming a picture of the Fairy, and so thoroughly convinced

Sir Peter that his own feelings towards her were those of no passing

youthful fancy, but of that love which has its roots in the innermost

heart, that though it was still with a sigh, a deep sigh, that he

dismissed the thought of Cecilia, Sir Peter did dismiss it; and,

taking comfort at last from the positive assurance that Lily was of

gentle birth, and the fact that her name of Mordaunt was that of

ancient and illustrious houses, said, with half a smile, "It might

have been worse, my dear boy. I began to be afraid that, in spite of

the teachings of Mivers and Welby, it was 'The Miller's Daughter,'

after all. But we still have a difficult task to persuade your poor

mother. In covering your first flight from our roof I unluckily put

into her head the notion of Lady Jane, a duke's daughter, and the

notion has never got out of it. That comes of fibbing."

"I count on Lady Glenalvon's influence on my mother in support of your

own," said Kenelm. "If so accepted an oracle in the great world

pronounce in my favour, and promise to present my wife at Court and

bring her into fashion, I think that my mother will consent to allow

us to reset the old family diamonds for her next reappearance in

London. And then, too, you can tell her that I will stand for the

county. I will go into Parliament, and if I meet there our clever

cousin, and find that he does not care a brass button for the country,

take my word for it, I will lick him more easily than I licked Tom

Bowles."

"Tom Bowles! who is he?--ah! I remember some letter of yours in which

you spoke of a Bowles, whose favourite study was mankind, a moral

philosopher."

"Moral philosophers," answered Kenelm, "have so muddled their brains

with the alcohol of new ideas that their moral legs have become shaky,

and the humane would rather help them to bed than give them a licking.

My Tom Bowles is a muscular Christian, who became no less muscular,

but much more Christian, after he was licked."

And in this pleasant manner these two oddities settled their

conference, and went up to bed with arms wrapped round each other's

shoulder.

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