The position of Turkey is muddled and murky,
But the course she's resolved to pursue
Is true to her mind, which we constantly find
_À l'Enver(s) et contre tous._
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"The Hun and the Tartar stand together--_par mobile patrum_."
_Newcastle Daily Journal._
We cannot speak with equal confidence of the head of the Tartars, but
the KAISER certainly makes a very mobile parent.
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Illustration: _Cavalry Instructor_ (_to nervous Recruit_). "NOW THEN;
NONE O' THEM COSSACK STUNTS 'ERE."
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