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They could eat a horse, only luckily there was none ... it

might have eaten them first!

* * * * *

Hellman plucked the last radish out of the can with a pair of

dividers. He held it up for Casker to admire, then laid it carefully

on the workbench beside the razor.

"Hell of a meal for two grown men," Casker said, flopping down in one

of the ship's padded crash chairs.

"If you'd like to give up your share--" Hellman started to suggest.

Casker shook his head quickly. Hellman smiled, picked up the razor and

examined its edge critically.

"Don't make a production out of it," Casker said, glancing at the

ship's instruments. They were approaching a red dwarf, the only

planet-bearing sun in the vicinity. "We want to be through with supper

before we get much closer."

Hellman made a practice incision in the radish, squinting along the

top of the razor. Casker bent closer, his mouth open. Hellman poised

the razor delicately and cut the radish cleanly in half.

"Will you say grace?" Hellman asked.

Casker growled something and popped a half in his mouth. Hellman

chewed more slowly. The sharp taste seemed to explode along his

disused tastebuds.

"Not much bulk value," Hellman said.

Casker didn't answer. He was busily studying the red dwarf.

* * * * *

As he swallowed the last of his radish, Hellman stifled a sigh. Their

last meal had been three days ago ... if two biscuits and a cup of

water could be called a meal. This radish, now resting in the vast

emptiness of their stomachs, was the last gram of food on board ship.

"Two planets," Casker said. "One's burned to a crisp."

"Then we'll land on the other."

Casker nodded and punched a deceleration spiral into the ship's tape.

Hellman found himself wondering for the hundredth time where the fault

had been. Could he have made out the food requisitions wrong, when

they took on supplies at Calao station? After all, he had been

devoting most of his attention to the mining equipment. Or had the

ground crew just forgotten to load those last precious cases?

He drew his belt in to the fourth new notch he had punched.

Speculation was useless. Whatever the reason, they were in a jam.

Ironically enough, they had more than enough fuel to take them back to

Calao. But they would be a pair of singularly emaciated corpses by the

time the ship reached there.

"We're coming in now," Casker said.

And to make matters worse, this unexplored region of space had few

suns and fewer planets. Perhaps there was a slight possibility of

replenishing their water supply, but the odds were enormous against

finding anything they could eat.

"Look at that place," Casker growled.

Hellman shook himself out of his reverie.

The planet was like a round gray-brown porcupine. The spines of a

million needle-sharp mountains glittered in the red dwarf's feeble

light. And as they spiraled lower, circling the planet, the pointed

mountains seemed to stretch out to meet them.

"It can't be _all_ mountains," Hellman said.

"It's not."

Sure enough, there were oceans and lakes, out of which thrust jagged

island-mountains. But no sign of level land, no hint of civilization,

or even animal life.

"At least it's got an oxygen atmosphere," Casker said.

Their deceleration spiral swept them around the planet, cutting lower

into the atmosphere, braking against it. And still there was nothing

but mountains and lakes and oceans and more mountains.

On the eighth run, Hellman caught sight of a solitary building on a

mountain top. Casker braked recklessly, and the hull glowed red hot.

On the eleventh run, they made a landing approach.

"Stupid place to build," Casker muttered.

The building was doughnut-shaped, and fitted nicely over the top of

the mountain. There was a wide, level lip around it, which Casker

scorched as he landed the ship.

* * * * *

From the air, the building had merely seemed big. On the ground, it

was enormous. Hellman and Casker walked up to it slowly. Hellman had

his burner ready, but there was no sign of life.

"This planet must be abandoned," Hellman said almost in a whisper.

"Anyone in his right mind would abandon this place," Casker said.

"There're enough good planets around, without anyone trying to live on

a needle point."

They reached the door. Hellman tried to open it and found it locked.

He looked back at the spectacular display of mountains.

"You know," he said, "when this planet was still in a molten state, it

must have been affected by several gigantic moons that are now broken

up. The strains, external and internal, wrenched it into its present

spined appearance and--"

"Come off it," Casker said ungraciously. "You were a librarian before

you decided to get rich on uranium."

Hellman shrugged his shoulders and burned a hole in the doorlock. They

waited.

The only sound on the mountain top was the growling of their stomachs.

They entered.

The tremendous wedge-shaped room was evidently a warehouse of sorts.

Goods were piled to the ceiling, scattered over the floor, stacked

haphazardly against the walls. There were boxes and containers of all

sizes and shapes, some big enough to hold an elephant, others the size

of thimbles.

Near the door was a dusty pile of books. Immediately, Hellman bent

down to examine them.

"Must be food somewhere in here," Casker said, his face lighting up

for the first time in a week. He started to open the nearest box.

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"This is interesting," Hellman said, discarding all the books except

one.

"Let's eat first," Casker said, ripping the top off the box. Inside

was a brownish dust. Casker looked at it, sniffed, and made a face.

"Very interesting indeed," Hellman said, leafing through the book.

Casker opened a small can, which contained a glittering green slime.

He closed it and opened another. It contained a dull orange slime.

"Hmm," Hellman said, still reading.

"Hellman! Will you kindly drop that book and help me find some food?"

"Food?" Hellman repeated, looking up. "What makes you think there's

anything to eat here? For all you know, this could be a paint

factory."

"It's a warehouse!" Casker shouted.

He opened a kidney-shaped can and lifted out a soft purple stick. It

hardened quickly and crumpled to dust as he tried to smell it. He

scooped up a handful of the dust and brought it to his mouth.

"That might be extract of strychnine," Hellman said casually.

* * * * *

Casker abruptly dropped the dust and wiped his hands.

"After all," Hellman pointed out, "granted that this is a warehouse--a

cache, if you wish--we don't know what the late inhabitants considered

good fare. Paris green salad, perhaps, with sulphuric acid as

dressing."

"All right," Casker said, "but we gotta eat. What're you going to do

about all this?" He gestured at the hundreds of boxes, cans and

bottles.

"The thing to do," Hellman said briskly, "is to make a qualitative

analysis on four or five samples. We could start out with a simple

titration, sublimate the chief ingredient, see if it forms a

precipitate, work out its molecular makeup from--"

"Hellman, you don't know what you're talking about. You're a

librarian, remember? And I'm a correspondence school pilot. We don't

know anything about titrations and sublimations."

"I know," Hellman said, "but we should. It's the right way to go about

it."

"Sure. In the meantime, though, just until a chemist drops in, what'll

we do?"

"This might help us," Hellman said, holding up the book. "Do you know

what it is?"

"No," Casker said, keeping a tight grip on his patience.

"It's a pocket dictionary and guide to the Helg language."

"Helg?"

"The planet we're on. The symbols match up with those on the boxes."

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