Chapter II. -- A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS.

Treaty of Double-Marriage is ready for signing, once the needful

Parliamentary preludings are gone through; Treaty is signed, thinks

Wilhelmina,--forgetting the distance between cup and lip!--As to

signing, or even to burning, and giving up the thought of signing, alas,

how far are we yet from that! Imperial spectre-huntings and the politics

of most European Cabinets will connect themselves with that; and send

it wandering wide enough,--lost in such a jungle of intrigues,

pettifoggings, treacheries, diplomacies domestic and foreign, as the

course of true-love never got entangled in before.

The whole of which extensive Cabinet operations, covering square miles

of paper at this moment,--having nevertheless, after ten years of

effort, ended in absolute zero,--were of no worth even to the managers

of them; and are of less than none to any mortal now or henceforth. So

that the method of treating them becomes a problem to History. To pitch

them utterly out of window, and out of memory, never to be mentioned in

human speech again: this is the manifest prompting of Nature;--and this,

were not our poor Crown-Prince and one or two others involved in them,

would be our ready and thrice-joyful course. Surely the so-called

"Politics of Europe" in that day are a thing this Editor would otherwise

with his whole soul, forget to all eternity! "Putrid fermentation,"

ending, after the endurance of much mal-odor, in mere zero to you and

to every one, even to the rotting bodies themselves:--is there any wise

Editor that would connect himself with that? These are the fields of

History which are to be, so soon as humanly possible, SUPPRESSED; which

only Mephistopheles, or the bad Genius of Mankind, can contemplate with

pleasure.

Let us strive to touch lightly the chief summits, here and there, of

that intricate, most empty, mournful Business,--which was really once

a Fact in practical Europe, not the mere nightmare of an Attorney's

Dream;--and indicate, so far as indispensable, how the young Friedrich,

Friedrich's Sister, Father, Mother, were tribulated, almost heart-broken

and done to death, by means of it.

IMPERIAL MAJESTY ON THE TREATY OF UTRECHT.

Kaiser Karl VI., head of the Holy Romish Empire at this time, was a

handsome man to look upon; whose life, full of expense, vicissitude,

futile labor and adventure, did not prove of much use to the world.

Describable as a laborious futility rather. He was second son of that

little Leopold, the solemn little Herr in red stockings, who had such

troubles, frights, and runnings to and fro with the sieging Turks,

liberative Sobieskis, acquisitive Louis Fourteenths; and who at length

ended in a sea of futile labor, which they call the Spanish Succession

War.

This Karl, second son, had been appointed "King of Spain" in that futile

business; and with much sublimity, though internally in an impoverished

condition, he proceeded towards Spain, landing in England to get cash

for the outfit;--arrived in Spain; and roved about there as Titular-King

for some years, with the fighting Peterboroughs, Galways, Stahrembergs;

but did no good there, neither he nor his Peterboroughs. At length, his

Brother Joseph, Father Leopold's successor, having died, [17th April,

1711.] Karl came home from Spain to be Kaiser. At which point, Karl

would have been wise to give up his Titular Kingship in Spain; for he

never got, nor will get, anything but futile labor from hanging to it.

He did hang to it nevertheless; and still, at this date of George's

visit and long afterwards, hangs,--with notable obstinacy. To the woe of

men and nations: punishment doubtless of his sins and theirs!--

Kaiser Karl shrieked mere amazement and indignation, when the English

tired of fighting for him and it. When the English said to their great

Marlborough: "Enough, you sorry Marlborough! You have beaten Louis XIV.

to the suppleness of wash-leather, at our bidding; that is true, and

that may have had its difficulties: but, after all, we prefer to have

the thing precisely as it would have been without any fighting. You,

therefore, what is the good of you? You are a--person whom we fling

out like sweepings, now that our eyesight returns, and accuse of common

stealing. Go and be--!"

Nothing ever had so disgusted and astonished Kaiser Karl as this

treatment,--not of Marlborough, whom he regarded only as he would

have done a pair of military boots or a holster-pistol of superior

excellence, for the uses that were in him,--but of the Kaiser Karl his

own sublime self, the heart and focus of Political Nature; left in this

manner, now when the sordid English and Dutch declined spending blood

and money for him farther. "Ungrateful, sordid, inconceivable souls,"

answered Karl, "was there ever, since the early Christian times, such

a martyr as you have now made of me!" So answered Karl, in diplomatic

groans and shrieks, to all ends of Europe. But the sulky English and

Allies, thoroughly tired of paying and bleeding, did not heed him; made

their Peace of Utrecht [Peace of Utrecht, 11th April, 1713; Peace of

Rastadt (following upon the Preliminaries of Baden), 6th March, 1714.]

with Louis XIV., who was now beaten supple; and Karl, after a year of

indignant protests and futile attempts to fight Louis on his own score,

was obliged to do the like. He has lost the Spanish crown; but still

holds by the shadow of it; will not quit that, if he can help it. He

hunts much, digests well; is a sublime Kaiser, though internally rather

poor, carrying his head high; and seems to himself, on some sides of his

life, a martyred much-enduring man.

IMPERIAL MAJESTY HAS GOT HAPPILY WEDDED.

Kaiser Karl, soon after the time of going to Spain had decided that a

Wife would be necessary. He applied to Caroline of Anspach, now English

Princess of Wales, but at that time an orphaned Brandenburg-Anspach

Princess, very Beautiful, graceful, gifted, and altogether unprovided

for; living at Berlin under the guardianship of Friedrich the first

King. Her young Mother had married again,--high enough match (to

Kur-Sachsen, elder Brother of August the Strong, August at that time

without prospects of the Electorate);--but it lasted short while:

Caroline's Mother and Saxon Stepfather were both now, long since, dead.

So she lived at Berlin brilliant though unportioned;--with the rough cub

Friedrich Wilhelm much following her about, and passionately loyal to

her, as the Beast was to Beauty; whom she did not mind except as a

cub loyal to her; being five years older than he. [Forster, i. 107.]

Indigent bright Caroline, a young lady of fine aquiline features and

spirit, was applied for to be Queen of Spain; wooer a handsome man,

who might even be Kaiser by and by. Indigent bright Caroline at once

answered, No. She was never very orthodox in Protestant theology; but

could not think of taking up Papistry for lucre's and ambition's sake:

be that always remembered on Caroline's behalf.

The Spanish Majesty next applied at Brunswick Wolfenbuttel; no lack of

Princesses there: Princesa Elizabeth, for instance; Protestant she too,

but perhaps not so squeamish? Old Anton Ulrich, whom some readers know

for the idle Books, long-winded Novels chiefly, which he wrote, was the

Grandfather of this favored Princess; a good-natured old gentleman, of

the idle ornamental species, in whose head most things, it is likely,

were reduced to vocables, scribble and sentimentality; and only a steady

internal gravitation towards praise and pudding was traceable as

very real in him. Anton Ulrich, affronted more or less by the immense

advancement of Gentleman Ernst and the Hanoverian or YOUNGER Brunswick

Line, was extremely glad of the Imperial offer; and persuaded his timid

Grand-daughter, ambitious too, but rather conscience-stricken, That the

change from Protestant to Catholic, the essentials being so perfectly

identical in both, was a mere trifle; that he himself, old as he was,

would readily change along with her, so easy was it. Whereupon the

young Lady made the big leap; abjured her religion; [1st May, 1707, at

Bamberg.]--went to Spain as Queen (with sad injury to her complexion,

but otherwise successfully more or less);--and sits now as Empress

beside her Karl VI. in a grand enough, probably rather dull, but not

singularly unhappy manner.

She, a Brunswick Princess, with Nephews and Nieces who may concern us,

is Kaiserinn to Kaiser Karl: for aught I know of her, a kindly simple

Wife, and unexceptionable Sovereign Majesty, of the sort wanted; whom

let us remember, if we meet her again one day. I add only of this poor

Lady, distinguished to me by a Daughter she had, that her mind still had

some misgivings about the big leap she had made in the Protestant-Papist

way. Finding Anton Ulrich still continue Protestant, she wrote to him

out of Spain:--"Why, O honored Grandpapa, have you not done as you

promised? Ah, there must be a taint of mortal sin in it, after all!"

Upon which the absurdly situated old Gentleman did change his

religion; and is marked as a Convert in all manner of Genealogies and

Histories;--truly an old literary gentleman ducal and serene, restored

to the bosom of the Church in a somewhat peculiarly ridiculous manner.

[Michaelis, i. 131.]--But to return.

IMPERIAL MAJESTY AND THE TERMAGANT OF SPAIN.

Ever after the Peace of Utrecht, when England and Holland declined to

bleed for him farther, especially ever since his own Peace of Rastadt

made with Louis the year after Kaiser Karl had utterly lost hold of

the Crown of Spain; and had not the least chance to clutch that bright

substance again. But he held by the shadow of it, with a deadly Hapsburg

tenacity; refused for twenty years, under all pressures, to part with

the shadow: "The Spanish Hapsburg Branch is dead; whereupon do not I,

of the Austrian Branch, sole representative of Kaiser Karl the Fifth,

claim, by the law of Heaven, whatever he possessed in Spain, by law of

ditto? Battles of Blenheim of Malplaquet, Court-intrigues of Mrs. Masham

and the Duchess: these may bring Treaties of Utrecht, and what you are

pleased to call laws of Earth;--but a Hapsburg Kaiser knows higher laws,

if you would do a thousand Utrechts; and by these, Spain is his!"

Poor Kaiser Karl: he had a high thought in him really though a most

misguided one. Titular King of Men; but much bewildered into mere

indolent fatuity, inane solemnity, high sniffing pride grounded on

nothing at all; a Kaiser much sunk in the sediments of his muddy

Epoch. Sure enough, he was a proud lofty solemn Kaiser, infinitely

the gentleman in air and humor; Spanish gravities, ceremonials,

reticences;--and could, in a better scene, have distinguished himself by

better than mere statuesque immovability of posture, dignified endurance

of ennui, and Hapsburg tenacity in holding the grip. It was not till

1735, after tusslings and wrenchings beyond calculation, that he would

consent to quit the Shadow of the Crown of Spain; and let Europe BE at

peace on that score.

The essence of what is called the European History of this Period, such

History as a Period sunk dead in spirit, and alive only in stomach, can

have, turns all on Kaiser Karl, and these his clutchings at shadows.

Which makes a very sad, surprising History indeed; more worthy to be

called Phenomena of Putrid Fermentation, than Struggles of Human Heroism

to vindicate itself in this Planet, which latter alone are worthy of

recording as "History" by mankind.

On the throne of Spain, beside Philip V. the melancholic new Bourbon,

Louis XIV.'s Grandson, sat Elizabeth Farnese, a termagant tenacious

woman, whose ambitious cupidities were not inferior in obstinacy to

Kaiser Karl's, and proved not quite so shadowy as his. Elizabeth also

wanted several things: renunciation of your (Kaiser Karl's) shadowy

claims; nay of sundry real usurpations you and your Treaties have made

on the actual possessions of Spain,--Kingdom of Sicily, for instance;

Netherlands, for instance; Gibraltar, for instance. But there is one

thing which, we observe, is indispensable throughout to Elizabeth

Farnese: the future settlement of her dear Boy Carlos. Carlos, whom as

Spanish Philip's second Wife she had given to Spain and the world, as

Second or supplementary INFANT there,--a troublesome gift to Spain and

others.

"This dear Boy, surely he must have his Italian Apanages, which, you

have provided for him: Duchies of Parma and Piacenza, which will fall

heirless soon. Security for these Italian Apanages, such as will satisfy

a Mother: Let us introduce Spanish garrisons into Parma and Piacenza

at once! How else can we be certain of getting those indispensable

Apanages, when they fall vacant?" On this point Elizabeth Farnese was

positive, maternally vehement; would take no subterfuge, denial or

delay: "Let me perceive that I shall have these Duchies: that, first of

all; or else not that only, but numerous other things will be demanded

of you!"

Upon which point the Kaiser too, who loved his Duchies, and hoped yet

to keep them by some turn of the game, never could decide to comply.

Whereupon Elizabeth grew more and more termagant; listened to wild

counsels; took up an Alberoni, a Ripperda, any wandering diplomatic

bull-dog that offered; and let them loose upon the Kaiser and her

other gainsayers. To the terror of mankind, lest universal war should

supervene. She held the Kaiser well at bay, mankind well in panic; and

continually there came on all Europe, for about twenty years, a terror

that war was just about to break out, and the whole world to take fire.

The History so called of Europe went canting from side to side; heeling

at a huge rate, according to the passes and lunges these two giant

figures, Imperial Majesty and the Termagant of Spain, made at one

another,--for a twenty years or more, till once the duel was decided

between them.

There came next to no war, after all; sputterings of war twice

over,--1718, Byng at Messina, as we saw; and then, in 1727, a second

sputter, as we are to see:--but the neighbors always ran with buckets,

and got it quenched. No war to speak of; but such negotiating,

diplomatizing, universal hope, universal fear, and infinite ado about

nothing, as were seldom heard of before. For except Friedrich Wilhelm

drilling his 50,000 soldiers (80,000 gradually, and gradually even

twice that number), I see no Crowned Head in Europe that is not, with

immeasurable apparatus, simply doing ZERO. Alas, in an age of universal

infidelity to Heaven, where the Heavenly Sun has SUNK, there occur

strange Spectre-huntings. Which is a fact worth laying to heart.--Duel

of Twenty Years with Elizabeth Farnese, about the eventualities of Parma

and Piacensa, and the Shadow of the lost Crown of Spain; this was the

first grand Spectrality of Kaiser Karl's existence; but this was not the

whole of them.

IMPERIAL MAJESTY'S PRAGMATIC SANCTION.

Kaiser Karl meanwhile was rather short of heirs; which formed another

of his real troubles, and involved him in much shadow-hunting. His Wife,

the Serene Brunswick Empress whom we spoke of above, did at length bring

him children, brought him a boy even; but the boy died within the year;

and, on the whole, there remained nothing but two Daughters; Maria

Theresa the elder of them, born 1717,--the prettiest little maiden in

the world;--no son to inherit Kaiser Karl. Under which circumstances

Kaiser Karl produced now, in the Year 1724, a Document which he had

executed privately as long ago as 1713, only his Privy Councillors and

other Official witnesses knowing of it then; [19th April, 1713 (Stenzel,

iii. 5222).] and solemnly publishes it to the world, as a thing all men

are to take notice of. All men had notice enough of this Imperial bit

of Sheepskin, before they got done with it, five-and-twenty years hence.

[Peace of Aix-la-Chapelle, 1748.] A very famous Pragmatic Sanction; now

published for the world's comfort!

By which Document, Kaiser Karl had formally settled, and fixed according

to the power he has, in the shape of what they call a Pragmatic

Sanction, or unalterable Ordinance in his Imperial House, "That, failing

Heirs-male, his Daughters, his Eldest Daughter, should succeed him;

failing Daughters, his Nieces; and in short, that Heirs-female ranking

from their kinship to Kaiser Karl, and not to any prior Kaiser, should

be as good as Heirs-male of Karl's body would have been." A Pragmatic

Sanction is the high name he gives this document, or the Act it

represents; "Pragmatic Sanction" being, in the Imperial Chancery and

some others, the received title for Ordinances of a very irrevocable

nature, which a sovereign makes, in affairs that belong wholly to

himself, or what he reckons his own rights. [A rare kind of Deed, it

would seem; and all the more solemn. In 1438, Charles VI. of France,

conceding the Gallican Church its Liberties, does, it by "SANCTION

PRAGMATIQUE;" Carlos III. of Spain (in 1759, "settling the Kingdom of

the Two Sicilies on his third son") does the like,--which is the last

instance of "PRAGMATIC SANCTION" in this world.]

This Pragmatic Sanction of Kaiser Karl's, executed 19th April, 1713,

was promulgated, "gradually," now here now there, from 1720 to 1724,

[Stenzel, pp. 522, 523.]--in which later year it became universally

public; and was transmitted to all Courts and Sovereignties, as an

unalterable law of Things Imperial. Thereby the good man hopes his

beautiful little Theresa, now seven years old, may succeed him, all as

a son would have done, in the Austrian States and Dignities; and

incalculable damages, wars, and chances of war, be prevented, for his

House and for all the world.

The world, incredulous of to-morrow, in its lazy way, was not

sufficiently attentive to this new law of things. Some who were

personally interested, as the Saxon Sovereignty, and the Bavarian,

denied that it was just: reminded Kaiser-Karl that he was not the Noah

or Adam of Kaisers; and that the case of Heirs-female was not quite

a new idea on sheepskin. No; there are older Pragmatic Sanctions

and settlements, by prior Kaisers of blessed memory; under which, if

Daughters are to come in, we, descended from Imperial Daughters of

older standing, shall have a word to say!--To this Kaiser Karl answers

steadily, with endless argument, That every Kaiser is a Patriarch,

and First Man, in such matters; and that so it has been pragmatically

sanctioned by him, and that so it shall and must irrevocably be. To the

other Powers, and indolent impartial Sovereigns of the world, he was

lavish in embassies; in ardent representations; and spared no pains in

convincing them that to-morrow would surely come, and that then it would

be a blessedness to have accepted this Pragmatic Sanction, and see

it lying for you as a Law of Nature to go by, and avoid incalculable

controversies.

This was another vast Shadow, or confused high-piled continent of

shadows, to which our poor Kaiser held with his customary tenacity. To

procure adherences and assurances to this dear Pragmatic Sanction, was,

even more than the shadow of the Spanish Crown, and above all after he

had quitted that, the one grand business of his Life henceforth. With

which he kept all Europe in perpetual travail and diplomacy; raying

out ambassadors, and less ostensible agents, with bribes, and with

entreaties and proposals, into every high Sovereign Court and every low;

negotiating unweariedly by all methods, with all men. For it was his

evening-song and his morning-prayer; the grand meaning of Life to him,

till Life ended. You would have said, the first question he asks of

every creature is, "Will you covenant for my Pragmatic Sanction with me?

Oh, agree to it; accept that new Law of Nature: when the morrow comes,

it will be salutary for you!"

Most of the Foreign Potentates idly accepted the thing,--as things of

a distant contingent kind are accepted;--made Treaty on it, since the

Kaiser seemed so extremely anxious. Only Bavaria, having heritable

claims, never would. Saxony too (August the Strong), being in the

like case, or a better, flatly refused for a long time; would not,

at all,--except for a consideration. Bright little Prince Eugene, who

dictated square miles of Letters and DIplomacies on the subject (Letters

of a steady depth of dulness, which at last grows almost sublime), was

wont to tell his Majesty: "Treatying, your Majesty? A well-trained

Army and a full Treasury; that is the only Treaty that will make this

Pragmatic Sanction valid!" But his Majesty never would believe. So the

bright old Eugene dictated,--or, we hope and guess, he only gave his

clerks some key-word, and signed his name (in three languages, "Eugenio

von Savoye") to these square miles of dull epistolary matter,--probably

taking Spanish snuff when he had done. For he wears it in both

waistcoat-pockets;--has (as his Portraits still tell us) given up

breathing by the nose. The bright little soul, with a flash in him as of

Heaven's own lightning; but now growing very old and snuffy.

Shadow of Pragmatic Sanction, shadow of the Spanish Crown,--it was such

shadow-huntings of the Kaiser in Vienna, it was this of the Pragmatic

Sanction most of all, that thwarted our Prussian Double-Marriage, which

lay so far away from it. This it was that pretty nearly broke the hearts

of Friedrich, Wilhelmina, and their Mother and Father. For there never

was such negotiating; not for admittance to the Kingdom of Heaven, in

the pious times. And the open goings-forth of it, still more the secret

minings and mole-courses of it, were into all places. Above ground and

below, no Sovereign mortal could say he was safe from it, let him agree

or not. Friedrich Wilhelm had cheerfully, and with all his heart, agreed

to the Pragmatic Sanction; this above ground, in sight of the sun; and

rashly fancied he had then done with it. Till, to his horror, he found

the Imperial moles, by way of keeping assurance doubly sure, had been

under the foundations of his very house for long years past, and had all

but brought it down about him in the most hideous manner!--

THIRD SHADOW: IMPERIAL MAJESTY'S OSTEND COMPANY.

Another object which Kaiser Karl pursued with some diligence in these

times, and which likewise proved a shadow, much disturbance as it

gave mankind, was his "Ostend East-India Company." The Kaiser had

seen impoverished Spain, rich England, rich Holland; he had taken up a

creditable notion about commerce and its advantages. He said to himself,

Why should not my Netherlands trade to the East, as well as these

English and Dutch, and grow opulent like them? He instituted (OCTROYA)

an "Ostend East-India Company," under due Patents and Imperial

Sheepskins, of date 17th December, 1722, [Buchholz, i. 88; Pfeffel,

_Abrege Chronologique de l'Histoire d'Allemagne_ (Park, 1776), ii.

522.] gave it what freedom he could to trade to the East. "Impossible!"

answered the Dutch, with distraction in their aspect; "Impossible, we

say; contrary to Treaty of Westphalia, to Utrecht, to Barrier Treaty;

and destructive to the best interests of mankind, especially to us and

our trade-profits! We shall have to capture your ships, if you ever send

any."

To which the Kaiser counterpleaded, earnestly, diligently, for the space

of seven years,--to no effect. "We will capture your ships if you ever

send any," answered the Dutch and English. What ships ever could have

been sent from Ostend to the East, or what ill they could have done

there, remains a mystery, owing to the monopolizing Maritime Powers.

The Kaiser's laudable zeal for commerce had to expend itself in his

Adriatic Territories,--giving privileges to the Ports of Trieste and

Fiume; [Hormayr, _OEsterreichischer Plutarch,_ x. 101.] making roads

through the Dalmatian Hill-Countries, which are useful to this day;--but

could not operate on the Netherlands in the way proposed. The Kaiser's

Imperial Ostend East-India Company, which convulsed the Diplomatic mind

for seven years to come, and made Europe lurch from side to side in a

terrific manner, proved a mere paper Company; never sent any ships,

only produced Diplomacies, and "had the honor to be." This was the third

grand Shadow which the Kaiser chased, shaking all the world, poor crank

world, as he strode after it; and this also ended in zero, and

several tons of diplomatic correspondence, carried once by breathless

estaffettes, and now silent, gravitating towards Acheron all of them,

and interesting to the spiders only.

Poor good Kaiser: they say he was a humane stately gentleman, stately

though shortish; fond of pardoning criminals where he could; very polite

to Muratori and the Antiquaries, even to English Rymer, in opening his

Archives to them,--and made roads in the Dalmatian Hill-Country, which

remain to this day. I do not wonder he grew more and more saturnine, and

addicted to solid taciturn field-sports. His Political "Perforce-Hunt

(PARFORCE JAGD)," with so many two-footed terriers, and legationary

beagles, distressing all the world by their baying and their burrowing,

had proved to be of Shadows; and melted into thin air, to a very

singular degree!

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