Luc. Ah Tranio, what a cruell Fathers he:

Executive Director's Notes:

In addition to the notes below, and so you will *NOT* think all

the spelling errors introduced by the printers of the time have

been corrected, here are the first few lines of Hamlet, as they

are presented herein:

Barnardo. Who's there?

Fran. Nay answer me: Stand & vnfold

your selfe

Bar. Long liue the King

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As I understand it, the printers often ran out of certain words

or letters they had often packed into a "cliche". . .this is the

original meaning of the term cliche. . .and thus, being unwilling

to unpack the cliches, and thus you will see some substitutions

that look very odd. . .such as the exchanges of u for v, v for u,

above. . .and you may wonder why they did it this way, presuming

Shakespeare did not actually write the play in this manner. . . .

The answer is that they MAY have packed "liue" into a cliche at a

time when they were out of "v"'s. . .possibly having used "vv" in

place of some "w"'s, etc. This was a common practice of the day,

as print was still quite expensive, and they didn't want to spend

more on a wider selection of characters than they had to.

You will find a lot of these kinds of "errors" in this text, as I

have mentioned in other times and places, many "scholars" have an

extreme attachment to these errors, and many have accorded them a

very high place in the "canon" of Shakespeare. My father read an

assortment of these made available to him by Cambridge University

in England for several months in a glass room constructed for the

purpose. To the best of my knowledge he read ALL those available

. . .in great detail. . .and determined from the various changes,

that Shakespeare most likely did not write in nearly as many of a

variety of errors we credit him for, even though he was in/famous

for signing his name with several different spellings.

So, please take this into account when reading the comments below

made by our volunteer who prepared this file: you may see errors

that are "not" errors. . . .

So. . .with this caveat. . .we have NOT changed the canon errors,

here is the Project Gutenberg Etext of Shakespeare's The first

Part of Henry the Sixt.

Michael S. Hart

Project Gutenberg

Executive Director

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Scanner's Notes:

What this is and isn't. This was taken from a copy of

Shakespeare's first folio and it is as close as I can come in

ASCII to the printed text.

The elongated S's have been changed to small s's and the

conjoined ae have been changed to ae. I have left the spelling,

punctuation, capitalization as close as possible to the printed

text. I have corrected some spelling mistakes (I have put

together a spelling dictionary devised from the spellings of

the Geneva Bible and Shakespeare's First Folio and have unified

spellings according to this template), typo's and expanded

abbreviations as I have come across them. Everything within

brackets [] is what I have added. So if you don't like that you

can delete everything within the brackets if you want a purer

Shakespeare.

Another thing that you should be aware of is that there are

textual differences between various copies of the first folio. So

there may be differences (other than what I have mentioned above)

between this and other first folio editions. This is due to the

printer's habit of setting the type and running off a number of

copies and then proofing the printed copy and correcting the type

and then continuing the printing run. The proof run wasn't thrown

away but incorporated into the printed copies. This is just the

way it is. The text I have used was a composite of more than 30

different First Folio editions' best pages.

David Reed

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The Taming of the Shrew

Actus primus. Scaena Prima.

Enter Begger and Hostes, Christophero Sly.

Begger. Ile pheeze you infaith

Host. A paire of stockes you rogue

Beg. Y'are a baggage, the Slies are no

Rogues. Looke in the Chronicles, we came

in with Richard Conqueror: therefore Paucas

pallabris, let the world slide: Sessa

Host. You will not pay for the glasses you haue burst?

Beg. No, not a deniere: go by S[aint]. Ieronimie, goe to thy

cold bed, and warme thee

Host. I know my remedie, I must go fetch the Head-borough

Beg. Third, or fourth, or fift Borough, Ile answere

him by Law. Ile not budge an inch boy: Let him come,

and kindly.

Falles asleepe.

Winde hornes. Enter a Lord from hunting, with his traine.

Lo. Huntsman I charge thee, tender wel my hounds,

Brach Meriman, the poore Curre is imbost,

And couple Clowder with the deepe-mouth'd brach,

Saw'st thou not boy how Siluer made it good

At the hedge corner, in the couldest fault,

I would not loose the dogge for twentie pound

Hunts. Why Belman is as good as he my Lord,

He cried vpon it at the meerest losse,

And twice to day pick'd out the dullest sent,

Trust me, I take him for the better dogge

Lord. Thou art a Foole, if Eccho were as fleete,

I would esteeme him worth a dozen such:

But sup them well, and looke vnto them all,

To morrow I intend to hunt againe

Hunts. I will my Lord

Lord. What's heere? One dead, or drunke? See doth

he breath?

2.Hun. He breath's my Lord. Were he not warm'd

with Ale, this were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly

Lord. Oh monstrous beast, how like a swine he lyes.

Grim death, how foule and loathsome is thine image:

Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man.

What thinke you, if he were conuey'd to bed,

Wrap'd in sweet cloathes: Rings put vpon his fingers:

A most delicious banquet by his bed,

And braue attendants neere him when he wakes,

Would not the begger then forget himselfe?

1.Hun. Beleeue me Lord, I thinke he cannot choose

2.H. It would seem strange vnto him when he wak'd

Lord. Euen as a flatt'ring dreame, or worthles fancie.

Then take him vp, and manage well the iest:

Carrie him gently to my fairest Chamber,

And hang it round with all my wanton pictures:

Balme his foule head in warme distilled waters,

And burne sweet Wood to make the Lodging sweete:

Procure me Musicke readie when he wakes,

To make a dulcet and a heauenly sound:

And if he chance to speake, be readie straight

(And with a lowe submissiue reuerence)

Say, what is it your Honor wil command:

Let one attend him with a siluer Bason

Full of Rose-water, and bestrew'd with Flowers,

Another beare the Ewer: the third a Diaper,

And say wilt please your Lordship coole your hands.

Some one be readie with a costly suite,

And aske him what apparrel he will weare:

Another tell him of his Hounds and Horse,

And that his Ladie mournes at his disease,

Perswade him that he hath bin Lunaticke,

And when he sayes he is, say that he dreames,

For he is nothing but a mightie Lord:

This do, and do it kindly, gentle sirs,

It wil be pastime passing excellent,

If it be husbanded with modestie

1.Hunts. My Lord I warrant you we wil play our part

As he shall thinke by our true diligence

He is no lesse then what we say he is

Lord. Take him vp gently, and to bed with him,

And each one to his office when he wakes.

Sound trumpets.

Sirrah, go see what Trumpet 'tis that sounds,

Belike some Noble Gentleman that meanes

(Trauelling some iourney) to repose him heere.

Enter Seruingman.

How now? who is it?

Ser. An't please your Honor, Players

That offer seruice to your Lordship.

Enter Players.

Lord. Bid them come neere:

Now fellowes, you are welcome

Players. We thanke your Honor

Lord. Do you intend to stay with me to night?

2.Player. So please your Lordshippe to accept our

dutie

Lord. With all my heart. This fellow I remember,

Since once he plaide a Farmers eldest sonne,

'Twas where you woo'd the Gentlewoman so well:

I haue forgot your name: but sure that part

Was aptly fitted, and naturally perform'd

Sincklo. I thinke 'twas Soto that your honor meanes

Lord. 'Tis verie true, thou didst it excellent:

Well you are come to me in happie time,

The rather for I haue some sport in hand,

Wherein your cunning can assist me much.

There is a Lord will heare you play to night;

But I am doubtfull of your modesties,

Least (ouer-eying of his odde behauiour,

For yet his honor neuer heard a play)

You breake into some merrie passion,

And so offend him: for I tell you sirs,

If you should smile, he growes impatient

Plai. Feare not my Lord, we can contain our selues,

Were he the veriest anticke in the world

Lord. Go sirra, take them to the Butterie,

And giue them friendly welcome euerie one,

Let them want nothing that my house affoords.

Exit one with the Players.

Sirra go you to Bartholmew my Page,

And see him drest in all suites like a Ladie:

That done, conduct him to the drunkards chamber,

And call him Madam, do him obeisance:

Tell him from me (as he will win my loue)

He beare himselfe with honourable action,

Such as he hath obseru'd in noble Ladies

Vnto their Lords, by them accomplished,

Such dutie to the drunkard let him do:

With soft lowe tongue, and lowly curtesie,

And say: What is't your Honor will command,

Wherein your Ladie, and your humble wife,

May shew her dutie, and make knowne her loue.

And then with kinde embracements, tempting kisses,

And with declining head into his bosome

Bid him shed teares, as being ouer-ioyed

To see her noble Lord restor'd to health,

Who for this seuen yeares hath esteemed him

No better then a poore and loathsome begger:

And if the boy haue not a womans guift

To raine a shower of commanded teares,

An Onion wil do well for such a shift,

Which in a Napkin (being close conuei'd)

Shall in despight enforce a waterie eie:

See this dispatch'd with all the hast thou canst,

Anon Ile giue thee more instructions.

Exit a seruingman.

I know the boy will wel vsurpe the grace,

Voice, gate, and action of a Gentlewoman:

I long to heare him call the drunkard husband,

And how my men will stay themselues from laughter,

When they do homage to this simple peasant,

Ile in to counsell them: haply my presence

May well abate the ouer-merrie spleene,

Which otherwise would grow into extreames.

Enter aloft the drunkard with attendants, some with apparel, Bason

and

Ewer, & other appurtenances, & Lord.

Beg. For Gods sake a pot of small Ale

1.Ser. Wilt please your Lord drink a cup of sacke?

2.Ser. Wilt please your Honor taste of these Conserues?

3.Ser. What raiment wil your honor weare to day

Beg. I am Christophero Sly, call not mee Honour nor

Lordship: I ne're drank sacke in my life: and if you giue

me any Conserues, giue me conserues of Beefe: nere ask

me what raiment Ile weare, for I haue no more doublets

then backes: no more stockings then legges: nor

no more shooes then feet, nay sometime more feete then

shooes, or such shooes as my toes looke through the ouer-leather

Lord. Heauen cease this idle humor in your Honor.

Oh that a mightie man of such discent,

Of such possessions, and so high esteeme

Should be infused with so foule a spirit

Beg. What would you make me mad? Am not I Christopher

Slie, old Slies sonne of Burton-heath, by byrth a

Pedler, by education a Cardmaker, by transmutation a

Beare-heard, and now by present profession a Tinker.

Aske Marrian Hacket the fat Alewife of Wincot, if shee

know me not: if she say I am not xiiii.d. on the score for

sheere Ale, score me vp for the lyingst knaue in Christen

dome. What I am not bestraught: here's-

3.Man. Oh this it is that makes your Ladie mourne

2.Man. Oh this is it that makes your seruants droop

Lord. Hence comes it, that your kindred shuns your house

As beaten hence by your strange Lunacie.

Oh Noble Lord, bethinke thee of thy birth,

Call home thy ancient thoughts from banishment,

And banish hence these abiect lowlie dreames:

Looke how thy seruants do attend on thee,

Each in his office readie at thy becke.

Wilt thou haue Musicke? Harke Apollo plaies,

Musick

And twentie caged Nightingales do sing.

Or wilt thou sleepe? Wee'l haue thee to a Couch,

Softer and sweeter then the lustfull bed

On purpose trim'd vp for Semiramis.

Say thou wilt walke: we wil bestrow the ground.

Or wilt thou ride? Thy horses shal be trap'd,

Their harnesse studded all with Gold and Pearle.

Dost thou loue hawking? Thou hast hawkes will soare

Aboue the morning Larke. Or wilt thou hunt,

Thy hounds shall make the Welkin answer them

And fetch shrill ecchoes from the hollow earth

1.Man. Say thou wilt course, thy gray-hounds are as swift

As breathed Stags: I fleeter then the Roe

2.M. Dost thou loue pictures? we wil fetch thee strait

Adonis painted by a running brooke,

And Citherea all in sedges hid,

Which seeme to moue and wanton with her breath,

Euen as the wauing sedges play with winde

Lord. Wee'l shew thee Io, as she was a Maid,

And how she was beguiled and surpriz'd,

As liuelie painted, as the deede was done

3.Man. Or Daphne roming through a thornie wood,

Scratching her legs, that one shal sweare she bleeds,

And at that sight shal sad Apollo weepe,

So workmanlie the blood and teares are drawne

Lord. Thou art a Lord, and nothing but a Lord:

Thou hast a Ladie farre more Beautifull,

Then any woman in this waining age

1.Man. And til the teares that she hath shed for thee,

Like enuious flouds ore-run her louely face,

She was the fairest creature in the world,

And yet shee is inferiour to none

Beg. Am I a Lord, and haue I such a Ladie?

Or do I dreame? Or haue I dream'd till now?

I do not sleepe: I see, I heare, I speake:

I smel sweet sauours, and I feele soft things:

Vpon my life I am a Lord indeede,

And not a Tinker, nor Christopher Slie.

Well, bring our Ladie hither to our sight,

And once againe a pot o'th smallest Ale

2.Man. Wilt please your mightinesse to wash your

hands:

Oh how we ioy to see your wit restor'd,

Oh that once more you knew but what you are:

These fifteene yeeres you haue bin in a dreame,

Or when you wak'd, so wak'd as if you slept

Beg. These fifteene yeeres, by my fay, a goodly nap,

But did I neuer speake of all that time

1.Man. Oh yes my Lord, but verie idle words,

For though you lay heere in this goodlie chamber,

Yet would you say, ye were beaten out of doore,

And raile vpon the Hostesse of the house,

And say you would present her at the Leete,

Because she brought stone-Iugs, and no seal'd quarts:

Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket

Beg. I, the womans maide of the house

3.Man. Why sir you know no house, nor no such maid

Nor no such men as you haue reckon'd vp,

As Stephen Slie, and old Iohn Naps of Greece,

And Peter Turph, and Henry Pimpernell,

And twentie more such names and men as these,

Which neuer were, nor no man euer saw

Beg. Now Lord be thanked for my good amends

All. Amen.

Enter Lady with Attendants.

Beg. I thanke thee, thou shalt not loose by it

Lady. How fares my noble Lord?

Beg. Marrie I fare well, for heere is cheere enough.

Where is my wife?

La. Heere noble Lord, what is thy will with her?

Beg. Are you my wife, and will not cal me husband?

My men should call me Lord, I am your good-man

La. My husband and my Lord, my Lord and husband

I am your wife in all obedience

Beg. I know it well, what must I call her?

Lord. Madam

Beg. Alce Madam, or Ione Madam?

Lord. Madam, and nothing else, so Lords cal Ladies

Beg. Madame wife, they say that I haue dream'd,

And slept aboue some fifteene yeare or more

Lady. I, and the time seeme's thirty vnto me,

Being all this time abandon'd from your bed

Beg. 'Tis much, seruants leaue me and her alone:

Madam vndresse you, and come now to bed

La. Thrice noble Lord, let me intreat of you

To pardon me yet for a night or two:

Or if not so, vntill the Sun be set.

For your Physitians haue expressely charg'd,

In perill to incurre your former malady,

That I should yet absent me from your bed:

I hope this reason stands for my excuse

Beg. I, it stands so that I may hardly tarry so long:

But I would be loth to fall into my dreames againe: I

wil therefore tarrie in despight of the flesh & the blood

Enter a Messenger.

Mes. Your Honors Players hearing your amendment,

Are come to play a pleasant Comedie,

For so your doctors hold it very meete,

Seeing too much sadnesse hath congeal'd your blood,

And melancholly is the Nurse of frenzie,

Therefore they thought it good you heare a play,

And frame your minde to mirth and merriment,

Which barres a thousand harmes, and lengthens life

Beg. Marrie I will let them play, it is not a Comontie,

a Christmas gambold, or a tumbling tricke?

Lady. No my good Lord, it is more pleasing stuffe

Beg. What, houshold stuffe

Lady. It is a kinde of history

Beg. Well, we'l see't:

Come Madam wife sit by my side,

And let the world slip, we shall nere be yonger.

Flourish. Enter Lucentio, and his man Triano.

Luc. Tranio, since for the great desire I had

To see faire Padua, nurserie of Arts,

I am arriu'd for fruitfull Lumbardie,

The pleasant garden of great Italy,

And by my fathers loue and leaue am arm'd

With his good will, and thy good companie.

My trustie seruant well approu'd in all,

Heere let vs breath, and haply institute

A course of Learning, and ingenious studies.

Pisa renowned for graue Citizens

Gaue me my being, and my father first

A Merchant of great Trafficke through the world:

Vincentio's come of the Bentiuolij,

Vincentio's sonne, brought vp in Florence,

It shall become to serue all hopes conceiu'd

To decke his fortune with his vertuous deedes:

And therefore Tranio, for the time I studie,

Vertue and that part of Philosophie

Will I applie, that treats of happinesse,

By vertue specially to be atchieu'd.

Tell me thy minde, for I haue Pisa left,

And am to Padua come, as he that leaues

A shallow plash, to plunge him in the deepe,

And with sacietie seekes to quench his thirst

Tra. Me Pardonato, gentle master mine:

I am in all affected as your selfe,

Glad that you thus continue your resolue,

To sucke the sweets of sweete Philosophie.

Onely (good master) while we do admire

This vertue, and this morall discipline,

Let's be no Stoickes, nor no stockes I pray,

Or so deuote to Aristotles checkes

As Ouid; be an out-cast quite abiur'd:

Balke Lodgicke with acquaintance that you haue,

And practise Rhetoricke in your common talke,

Musicke and Poesie vse, to quicken you,

The Mathematickes, and the Metaphysickes

Fall to them as you finde your stomacke serues you:

No profit growes, where is no pleasure tane:

In briefe sir, studie what you most affect

Luc. Gramercies Tranio, well dost thou aduise,

If Biondello thou wert come ashore,

We could at once put vs in readinesse,

And take a Lodging fit to entertaine

Such friends (as time) in Padua shall beget.

But stay a while, what companie is this?

Tra. Master some shew to welcome vs to Towne.

Enter Baptista with his two daughters, Katerina & Bianca, Gremio

a

Pantelowne, Hortentio sister to Bianca. Lucen. Tranio, stand by.

Bap. Gentlemen, importune me no farther,

For how I firmly am resolu'd you know:

That is, not to bestow my yongest daughter,

Before I haue a husband for the elder:

If either of you both loue Katherina,

Because I know you well, and loue you well,

Leaue shall you haue to court her at your pleasure

Gre. To cart her rather. She's to rough for mee,

There, there Hortensio, will you any Wife?

Kate. I pray you sir, is it your will

To make a stale of me amongst these mates?

Hor. Mates maid, how meane you that?

No mates for you,

Vnlesse you were of gentler milder mould

Kate. I'faith sir, you shall neuer neede to feare,

Iwis it is not halfe way to her heart:

But if it were, doubt not, her care should be,

To combe your noddle with a three-legg'd stoole,

And paint your face, and vse you like a foole

Hor. From all such diuels, good Lord deliuer vs

Gre. And me too, good Lord

Tra. Husht master, heres some good pastime toward;

That wench is starke mad, or wonderfull froward

Lucen. But in the others silence do I see,

Maids milde behauiour and sobrietie.

Peace Tranio

Tra. Well said Mr, mum, and gaze your fill

Bap. Gentlemen, that I may soone make good

What I haue said, Bianca get you in,

And let it not displease thee good Bianca,

For I will loue thee nere the lesse my girle

Kate. A pretty peate, it is best put finger in the eye,

and she knew why

Bian. Sister content you, in my discontent.

Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe:

My bookes and instruments shall be my companie,

On them to looke, and practise by my selfe

Luc. Harke Tranio, thou maist heare Minerua speak

Hor. Signior Baptista, will you be so strange,

Sorrie am I that our good will effects

Bianca's greefe

Gre. Why will you mew her vp

(Signior Baptista) for this fiend of hell,

And make her beare the pennance of her tongue

Bap. Gentlemen content ye: I am resolud:

Go in Bianca.

And for I know she taketh most delight

In Musicke, Instruments, and Poetry,

Schoolemasters will I keepe within my house,

Fit to instruct her youth. If you Hortensio,

Or signior Gremio you know any such,

Preferre them hither: for to cunning men,

I will be very kinde and liberall,

To mine owne children, in good bringing vp,

And so farewell: Katherina you may stay,

For I haue more to commune with Bianca.

Enter.

Kate. Why, and I trust I may go too, may I not?

What shall I be appointed houres, as though

(Belike) I knew not what to take,

And what to leaue? Ha.

Exit

Gre. You may go to the diuels dam: your guifts are

so good heere's none will holde you: Their loue is not

so great Hortensio, but we may blow our nails together,

and fast it fairely out. Our cakes dough on both sides.

Farewell: yet for the loue I beare my sweet Bianca, if

I can by any meanes light on a fit man to teach her that

wherein she delights, I will wish him to her father

Hor. So will I signiour Gremio: but a word I pray:

Though the nature of our quarrell yet neuer brook'd

parle, know now vpon aduice, it toucheth vs both: that

we may yet againe haue accesse to our faire Mistris, and

be happie riuals in Bianca's loue, to labour and effect

one thing specially

Gre. What's that I pray?

Hor. Marrie sir to get a husband for her Sister

Gre. A husband: a diuell

Hor. I say a husband

Gre. I say, a diuell: Think'st thou Hortensio, though

her father be verie rich, any man is so verie a foole to be

married to hell?

Hor. Tush Gremio: though it passe your patience &

mine to endure her lowd alarums, why man there bee

good fellowes in the world, and a man could light on

them, would take her with all faults, and mony enough

Gre. I cannot tell: but I had as lief take her dowrie

with this condition; To be whipt at the hie crosse euerie

morning

Hor. Faith (as you say) there's small choise in rotten

apples: but come, since this bar in law makes vs friends,

it shall be so farre forth friendly maintain'd, till by helping

Baptistas eldest daughter to a husband, wee set his

yongest free for a husband, and then haue too't afresh:

Sweet Bianca, happy man be his dole: hee that runnes

fastest, gets the Ring: How say you signior Gremio?

Grem. I am agreed, and would I had giuen him the

best horse in Padua to begin his woing that would thoroughly

woe her, wed her, and bed her, and ridde the

house of her. Come on.

Exeunt. ambo. Manet Tranio and Lucentio

Tra. I pray sir tel me, is it possible

That loue should of a sodaine take such hold

Luc. Oh Tranio, till I found it to be true,

I neuer thought it possible or likely.

But see, while idely I stood looking on,

I found the effect of Loue in idlenesse,

And now in plainnesse do confesse to thee

That art to me as secret and as deere

As Anna to the Queene of Carthage was:

Tranio I burne, I pine, I perish Tranio,

If I atchieue not this yong modest gyrle:

Counsaile me Tranio, for I know thou canst:

Assist me Tranio, for I know thou wilt

Tra. Master, it is no time to chide you now,

Affection is not rated from the heart:

If loue haue touch'd you, naught remaines but so,

Redime te captam quam queas minimo

Luc. Gramercies Lad: Go forward, this contents,

The rest wil comfort, for thy counsels sound

Tra. Master, you look'd so longly on the maide,

Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all

Luc. Oh yes, I saw sweet beautie in her face,

Such as the daughter of Agenor had,

That made great Ioue to humble him to her hand,

When with his knees he kist the Cretan strond

Tra. Saw you no more? Mark'd you not how hir sister

Began to scold, and raise vp such a storme,

That mortal eares might hardly indure the din

Luc. Tranio, I saw her corrall lips to moue,

And with her breath she did perfume the ayre,

Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her

Tra. Nay, then 'tis time to stirre him fro[m] his trance:

I pray awake sir: if you loue the Maide,

Bend thoughts and wits to atcheeue her. Thus it stands:

Her elder sister is so curst and shrew'd,

That til the Father rid his hands of her,

Master, your Loue must liue a maide at home,

And therefore has he closely meu'd her vp,

Because she will not be annoy'd with suters

Luc. Ah Tranio, what a cruell Fathers he:

But art thou not aduis'd, he tooke some care

To get her cunning Schoolemasters to instruct her

Tra. I marry am I sir, and now 'tis plotted

Luc. I haue it Tranio

Tra. Master, for my hand,

Both our inuentions meet and iumpe in one

Luc. Tell me thine first

Tra. You will be schoole-master,

And vndertake the teaching of the maid:

That's your deuice

Luc. It is: May it be done?

Tra. Not possible: for who shall beare your part,

And be in Padua heere Vincentio's sonne,

Keepe house, and ply his booke, welcome his friends,

Visit his Countrimen, and banquet them?

Luc. Basta, content thee: for I haue it full.

We haue not yet bin seene in any house,

Nor can we be distinguish'd by our faces,

For man or master: then it followes thus;

Thou shalt be master, Tranio in my sted:

Keepe house, and port, and seruants, as I should,

I will some other be, some Florentine,

Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa.

'Tis hatch'd, and shall be so: Tranio at once

Vncase thee: take my Coulord hat and cloake,

When Biondello comes, he waites on thee,

But I will charme him first to keepe his tongue

Tra. So had you neede:

In breefe Sir, sith it your pleasure is,

And I am tyed to be obedient,

For so your father charg'd me at our parting:

Be seruiceable to my sonne (quoth he)

Although I thinke 'twas in another sense,

I am content to bee Lucentio,

Because so well I loue Lucentio

Luc. Tranio be so, because Lucentio loues,

And let me be a slaue, t' atchieue that maide,

Whose sodaine sight hath thral'd my wounded eye.

Enter Biondello.

Heere comes the rogue. Sirra, where haue you bin?

Bion. Where haue I beene? Nay how now, where

are you? Maister, ha's my fellow Tranio stolne your

cloathes, or you stolne his, or both? Pray what's the

newes?

Luc. Sirra come hither, 'tis no time to iest,

And therefore frame your manners to the time

Your fellow Tranio heere to saue my life,

Puts my apparrell, and my count'nance on,

And I for my escape haue put on his:

For in a quarrell since I came a-shore,

I kil'd a man, and feare I was descried:

Waite you on him, I charge you, as becomes:

While I make way from hence to saue my life:

You vnderstand me?

Bion. I sir, ne're a whit

Luc. And not a iot of Tranio in your mouth,

Tranio is chang'd into Lucentio

Bion. The better for him, would I were so too

Tra. So could I 'faith boy, to haue the next wish after,

that Lucentio indeede had Baptistas yongest daughter.

But sirra, not for my sake, but your masters, I aduise

you vse your manners discreetly in all kind of companies:

When I am alone, why then I am Tranio: but in

all places else, your master Lucentio

Luc. Tranio let's go:

One thing more rests, that thy selfe execute,

To make one among these wooers: if thou ask me why,

Sufficeth my reasons are both good and waighty.

Exeunt. The Presenters aboue speakes.

1.Man. My Lord you nod, you do not minde the

play

Beg. Yes by Saint Anne do I, a good matter surely:

Comes there any more of it?

Lady. My Lord, 'tis but begun

Beg. 'Tis a verie excellent peece of worke, Madame

Ladie: would 'twere done.

They sit and marke.

Enter Petruchio, and his man Grumio.

Petr. Verona, for a while I take my leaue,

To see my friends in Padua; but of all

My best beloued and approued friend

Hortensio: & I trow this is his house:

Heere sirra Grumio, knocke I say

Gru. Knocke sir? whom should I knocke? Is there

any man ha's rebus'd your worship?

Petr. Villaine I say, knocke me heere soundly

Gru. Knocke you heere sir? Why sir, what am I sir,

that I should knocke you heere sir

Petr. Villaine I say, knocke me at this gate,

And rap me well, or Ile knocke your knaues pate

Gru. My Mr is growne quarrelsome:

I should knocke you first,

And then I know after who comes by the worst

Petr. Will it not be?

'Faith sirrah, and you'l not knocke, Ile ring it,

Ile trie how you can Sol, Fa, and sing it.

He rings him by the eares

Gru. Helpe mistris helpe, my master is mad

Petr. Now knocke when I bid you: sirrah villaine.

Enter Hortensio.

Hor. How now, what's the matter? My olde friend

Grumio, and my good friend Petruchio? How do you all

at Verona?

Petr. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray?

Contutti le core bene trobatto, may I say

Hor. Alla nostra casa bene venuto multo honorata signior

mio Petruchio.

Rise Grumio rise, we will compound this quarrell

Gru. Nay 'tis no matter sir, what he leges in Latine.

If this be not a lawfull cause for me to leaue his seruice,

looke you sir: He bid me knocke him, & rap him soundly

sir. Well, was it fit for a seruant to vse his master so,

being perhaps (for ought I see) two and thirty, a peepe

out? Whom would to God I had well knockt at first,

then had not Grumio come by the worst

Petr. A sencelesse villaine: good Hortensio,

I bad the rascall knocke vpon your gate,

And could not get him for my heart to do it

Gru. Knocke at the gate? O heauens: spake you not

these words plaine? Sirra, Knocke me heere: rappe me

heere: knocke me well, and knocke me soundly? And

come you now with knocking at the gate?

Petr. Sirra be gone, or talke not I aduise you

Hor. Petruchio patience, I am Grumio's pledge:

Why this a heauie chance twixt him and you,

Your ancient trustie pleasant seruant Grumio:

And tell me now (sweet friend) what happie gale

Blowes you to Padua heere, from old Verona?

Petr. Such wind as scatters yongmen throgh y world,

To seeke their fortunes farther then at home,

Where small experience growes but in a few.

Signior Hortensio, thus it stands with me,

Antonio my father is deceast,

And I haue thrust my selfe into this maze,

Happily to wiue and thriue, as best I may:

Crownes in my purse I haue, and goods at home,

And so am come abroad to see the world

Hor. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee,

And wish thee to a shrew'd ill-fauour'd wife?

Thou'dst thanke me but a little for my counsell:

And yet Ile promise thee she shall be rich,

And verie rich: but th'art too much my friend,

And Ile not wish thee to her

Petr. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as wee,

Few words suffice: and therefore, if thou know

One rich enough to be Petruchio's wife:

(As wealth is burthen of my woing dance)

Be she as foule as was Florentius Loue,

As old as Sibell, and as curst and shrow'd

As Socrates Zentippe, or a worse:

She moues me not, or not remoues at least

Affections edge in me. Were she is as rough

As are the swelling Adriaticke seas.

I come to wiue it wealthily in Padua:

If wealthily, then happily in Padua

Gru. Nay looke you sir, hee tels you flatly what his

minde is: why giue him Gold enough, and marrie him

to a Puppet or an Aglet babie, or an old trot with ne're a

tooth in her head, though she haue as manie diseases as

two and fiftie horses. Why nothing comes amisse, so

monie comes withall

Hor. Petruchio, since we are stept thus farre in,

I will continue that I broach'd in iest,

I can Petruchio helpe thee to a wife

With wealth enough, and yong and beautious,

Brought vp as best becomes a Gentlewoman.

Her onely fault, and that is faults enough,

Is, that she is intollerable curst,

And shrow'd, and froward, so beyond all measure,

That were my state farre worser then it is,

I would not wed her for a mine of Gold

Petr. Hortensio peace: thou knowst not golds effect,

Tell me her fathers name, and 'tis enough:

For I will boord her, though she chide as loud

As thunder, when the clouds in Autumne cracke

Hor. Her father is Baptista Minola,

An affable and courteous Gentleman,

Her name is Katherina Minola,

Renown'd in Padua for her scolding tongue

Petr. I know her father, though I know not her,

And he knew my deceased father well:

I wil not sleepe Hortensio til I see her,

And therefore let me be thus bold with you,

To giue you ouer at this first encounter,

Vnlesse you wil accompanie me thither

Gru . I pray you Sir let him go while the humor lasts.

A my word, and she knew him as wel as I do, she would

thinke scolding would doe little good vpon him. Shee

may perhaps call him halfe a score Knaues, or so: Why

that's nothing; and he begin once, hee'l raile in his rope

trickes. Ile tell you what sir, and she stand him but a litle,

he wil throw a figure in her face, and so disfigure hir

with it, that shee shal haue no more eies to see withall

then a Cat: you know him not sir

Hor. Tarrie Petruchio, I must go with thee,

For in Baptistas keepe my treasure is:

He hath the Iewel of my life in hold,

His yongest daughter, beautiful Bianca,

And her with-holds from me. Other more

Suters to her, and riuals in my Loue:

Supposing it a thing impossible,

For those defects I haue before rehearst,

That euer Katherina wil be woo'd:

Therefore this order hath Baptista tane,

That none shal haue accesse vnto Bianca,

Til Katherine the Curst, haue got a husband

Gru. Katherine the curst,

A title for a maide, of all titles the worst

Hor. Now shal my friend Petruchio do me grace,

And offer me disguis'd in sober robes,

To old Baptista as a schoole-master

Well seene in Musicke, to instruct Bianca,

That so I may by this deuice at least

Haue leaue and leisure to make loue to her,

And vnsuspected court her by her selfe.

Enter Gremio and Lucentio disguised.

Gru. Heere's no knauerie. See, to beguile the olde-folkes,

how the young folkes lay their heads together.

Master, master, looke about you: Who goes there? ha

Hor. Peace Grumio, it is the riuall of my Loue.

Petruchio stand by a while

Grumio. A proper stripling, and an amorous

Gremio. O very well, I haue perus'd the note:

Hearke you sir, Ile haue them verie fairely bound,

All bookes of Loue, see that at any hand,

And see you reade no other Lectures to her:

You vnderstand me. Ouer and beside

Signior Baptistas liberalitie,

Ile mend it with a Largesse. Take your paper too,

And let me haue them verie wel perfum'd;

For she is sweeter then perfume it selfe

To whom they go to: what wil you reade to her

Luc. What ere I reade to her, Ile pleade for you,

As for my patron, stand you so assur'd,

As firmely as your selfe were still in place,

Yea and perhaps with more successefull words

Then you; vnlesse you were a scholler sir

Gre. Oh this learning, what a thing it is

Gru. Oh this Woodcocke, what an Asse it is

Petru. Peace sirra

Hor. Grumio mum: God saue you signior Gremio

Gre. And you are wel met, Signior Hortensio.

Trow you whither I am going? To Baptista Minola,

I promist to enquire carefully

About a schoolemaster for the faire Bianca,

And by good fortune I haue lighted well

On this yong man: For learning and behauiour

Fit for her turne, well read in Poetrie

And other bookes, good ones, I warrant ye

Hor. 'Tis well: and I haue met a Gentleman

Hath promist me to helpe one to another,

A fine Musitian to instruct our Mistris,

So shal I no whit be behinde in dutie

To faire Bianca, so beloued of me

Gre. Beloued of me, and that my deeds shal proue

Gru. And that his bags shal proue

Hor. Gremio, 'tis now no time to vent our loue,

Listen to me, and if you speake me faire,

Ile tel you newes indifferent good for either.

Heere is a Gentleman whom by chance I met

Vpon agreement from vs to his liking,

Will vndertake to woo curst Katherine,

Yea, and to marrie her, if her dowrie please

Gre. So said, so done, is well:

Hortensio, haue you told him all her faults?

Petr. I know she is an irkesome brawling scold:

If that be all Masters, I heare no harme

Gre. No, sayst me so, friend? What Countreyman?

Petr. Borne in Verona, old Butonios sonne:

My father dead, my fortune liues for me,

And I do hope, good dayes and long, to see

Gre. Oh sir, such a life with such a wife, were strange:

But if you haue a stomacke, too't a Gods name,

You shal haue me assisting you in all.

But will you woo this Wilde-cat?

Petr. Will I liue?

Gru. Wil he woo her? I: or Ile hang her

Petr. Why came I hither, but to that intent?

Thinke you, a little dinne can daunt mine eares?

Haue I not in my time heard Lions rore?

Haue I not heard the sea, puft vp with windes,

Rage like an angry Boare, chafed with sweat?

Haue I not heard great Ordnance in the field?

And heauens Artillerie thunder in the skies?

Haue I not in a pitched battell heard

Loud larums, neighing steeds, & trumpets clangue?

And do you tell me of a womans tongue?

That giues not halfe so great a blow to heare,

As wil a Chesse-nut in a Farmers fire.

Tush, tush, feare boyes with bugs

Gru. For he feares none

Grem. Hortensio hearke:

This Gentleman is happily arriu'd,

My minde presumes for his owne good, and yours

Hor. I promist we would be Contributors,

And beare his charge of wooing whatsoere

Gremio. And so we wil, prouided that he win her

Gru. I would I were as sure of a good dinner.

Enter Tranio braue, and Biondello.

Tra. Gentlemen God saue you. If I may be bold

Tell me I beseech you, which is the readiest way

To the house of Signior Baptista Minola?

Bion. He that ha's the two faire daughters: ist he you

meane?

Tra. Euen he Biondello

Gre. Hearke you sir, you meane not her to-

Tra. Perhaps him and her sir, what haue you to do?

Petr. Not her that chides sir, at any hand I pray

Tranio. I loue no chiders sir: Biondello, let's away

Luc. Well begun Tranio

Hor. Sir, a word ere you go:

Are you a sutor to the Maid you talke of, yea or no?

Tra. And if I be sir, is it any offence?

Gremio. No: if without more words you will get you

hence

Tra. Why sir, I pray are not the streets as free

For me, as for you?

Gre. But so is not she

Tra. For what reason I beseech you

Gre. For this reason if you'l kno,

That she's the choise loue of Signior Gremio

Hor. That she's the chosen of signior Hortensio

Tra. Softly my Masters: If you be Gentlemen

Do me this right: heare me with patience.

Baptista is a noble Gentleman,

To whom my Father is not all vnknowne,

And were his daughter fairer then she is,

She may more sutors haue, and me for one.

Faire Laedaes daughter had a thousand wooers,

Then well one more may faire Bianca haue;

And so she shall: Lucentio shal make one,

Though Paris came, in hope to speed alone

Gre. What, this Gentleman will out-talke vs all

Luc. Sir giue him head, I know hee'l proue a Iade

Petr. Hortensio, to what end are all these words?

Hor. Sir, let me be so bold as aske you,

Did you yet euer see Baptistas daughter?

Tra. No sir, but heare I do that he hath two:

The one, as famous for a scolding tongue,

As is the other, for beauteous modestie

Petr. Sir, sir, the first's for me, let her go by

Gre. Yea, leaue that labour to great Hercules,

And let it be more then Alcides twelue

Petr. Sir vnderstand you this of me (insooth)

The yongest daughter whom you hearken for,

Her father keepes from all accesse of sutors,

And will not promise her to any man,

Vntill the elder sister first be wed.

The yonger then is free, and not before

Tranio. If it be so sir, that you are the man

Must steed vs all, and me amongst the rest:

And if you breake the ice, and do this seeke,

Atchieue the elder: set the yonger free,

For our accesse, whose hap shall be to haue her,

Wil not so gracelesse be, to be ingrate

Hor. Sir you say wel, and wel you do conceiue,

And since you do professe to be a sutor,

You must as we do, gratifie this Gentleman,

To whom we all rest generally beholding

Tranio. Sir, I shal not be slacke, in signe whereof,

Please ye we may contriue this afternoone,

And quaffe carowses to our Mistresse health,

And do as aduersaries do in law,

Striue mightily, but eate and drinke as friends

Gru. Bion. Oh excellent motion: fellowes let's be gon

Hor. The motions good indeed, and be it so,

Petruchio, I shal be your Been venuto.

Exeunt.

Enter Katherina and Bianca.

Bian. Good sister wrong me not, nor wrong your self,

To make a bondmaide and a slaue of mee,

That I disdaine: but for these other goods,

Vnbinde my hands, Ile pull them off my selfe,

Yea all my raiment, to my petticoate,

Or what you will command me, wil I do,

So well I know my dutie to my elders

Kate. Of all thy sutors heere I charge tel

Whom thou lou'st best: see thou dissemble not

Bianca. Beleeue me sister, of all the men aliue,

I neuer yet beheld that speciall face,

Which I could fancie, more then any other

Kate. Minion thou lyest: Is't not Hortensio?

Bian. If you affect him sister, heere I sweare

Ile pleade for you my selfe, but you shal haue him

Kate. Oh then belike you fancie riches more,

You wil haue Gremio to keepe you faire

Bian. Is it for him you do enuie me so?

Nay then you iest, and now I wel perceiue

You haue but iested with me all this while:

I prethee sister Kate, vntie my hands

Ka. If that be iest, then all the rest was so.

Strikes her

Enter Baptista.

Bap. Why how now Dame, whence growes this insolence?

Bianca stand aside, poore gyrle she weepes:

Go ply thy Needle, meddle not with her.

For shame thou Hilding of a diuellish spirit,

Why dost thou wrong her, that did nere wrong thee?

When did she crosse thee with a bitter word?

Kate. Her silence flouts me, and Ile be reueng'd.

Flies after Bianca

Bap. What in my sight? Bianca get thee in.

Enter.

Kate. What will you not suffer me: Nay now I see

She is your treasure, she must haue a husband,

I must dance bare-foot on her wedding day,

And for your loue to her, leade Apes in hell.

Talke not to me, I will go sit and weepe,

Till I can finde occasion of reuenge

Bap. Was euer Gentleman thus greeu'd as I?

But who comes heere.

Enter Gremio, Lucentio, in the habit of a meane man, Petruchio

with

Tranio, with his boy bearing a Lute and Bookes.

Gre. Good morrow neighbour Baptista

Bap. Good morrow neighbour Gremio: God saue

you Gentlemen

Pet. And you good sir: pray haue you not a daughter,

cal'd Katerina, faire and vertuous

Bap. I haue a daughter sir, cal'd Katerina

Gre. You are too blunt, go to it orderly

Pet. You wrong me signior Gremio, giue me leaue.

I am a Gentleman of Verona sir,

That hearing of her beautie, and her wit,

Her affability and bashfull modestie:

Her wondrous qualities, and milde behauiour,

Am bold to shew my selfe a forward guest

Within your house, to make mine eye the witnesse

Of that report, which I so oft haue heard,

And for an entrance to my entertainment,

I do present you with a man of mine

Cunning in Musicke, and the Mathematickes,

To instruct her fully in those sciences,

Whereof I know she is not ignorant,

Accept of him, or else you do me wrong.

His name is Litio, borne in Mantua

Bap. Y'are welcome sir, and he for your good sake.

But for my daughter Katerine, this I know,

She is not for your turne, the more my greefe

Pet. I see you do not meane to part with her,

Or else you like not of my companie

Bap. Mistake me not, I speake but as I finde,

Whence are you sir? What may I call your name

Pet. Petruchio is my name, Antonio's sonne,

A man well knowne throughout all Italy

Bap. I know him well: you are welcome for his sake

Gre. Sauing your tale Petruchio, I pray let vs that are

poore petitioners speake too? Bacare, you are meruaylous

forward

Pet. Oh, Pardon me signior Gremio, I would faine be

doing

Gre. I doubt it not sir. But you will curse

Your wooing neighbors: this is a guift

Very gratefull, I am sure of it, to expresse

The like kindnesse my selfe, that haue beene

More kindely beholding to you then any:

Freely giue vnto this yong Scholler, that hath

Beene long studying at Rhemes, as cunning

In Greeke, Latine, and other Languages,

As the other in Musicke and Mathematickes:

His name is Cambio: pray accept his seruice

Bap. A thousand thankes signior Gremio:

Welcome good Cambio. But gentle sir,

Me thinkes you walke like a stranger,

May I be so bold, to know the cause of your comming?

Tra. Pardon me sir, the boldnesse is mine owne,

That being a stranger in this Cittie heere,

Do make my selfe a sutor to your daughter,

Vnto Bianca, faire and vertuous:

Nor is your firme resolue vnknowne to me,

In the preferment of the eldest sister.

This liberty is all that I request,

That vpon knowledge of my Parentage,

I may haue welcome 'mongst the rest that woo,

And free accesse and fauour as the rest.

And toward the education of your daughters:

I heere bestow a simple instrument,

And this small packet of Greeke and Latine bookes:

If you accept them, then their worth is great:

Bap. Lucentio is your name, of whence I pray

Tra. Of Pisa sir, sonne to Vincentio

Bap. A mightie man of Pisa by report,

I know him well: you are verie welcome sir:

Take you the Lute, and you the set of bookes,

You shall go see your Pupils presently.

Holla, within.

Enter a Seruant

Sirrah, leade these Gentlemen

To my daughters, and tell them both

These are their Tutors, bid them vse them well,

We will go walke a little in the Orchard,

And then to dinner: you are passing welcome,

And so I pray you all to thinke your selues

Pet. Signior Baptista, my businesse asketh haste,

And euerie day I cannot come to woo,

You knew my father well, and in him me,

Left solie heire to all his Lands and goods,

Which I haue bettered rather then decreast,

Then tell me, if I get your daughters loue,

What dowrie shall I haue with her to wife

Bap. After my death, the one halfe of my Lands,

And in possession twentie thousand Crownes

Pet. And for that dowrie, Ile assure her of

Her widdow-hood, be it that she suruiue me

In all my Lands and Leases whatsoeuer,

Let specialties be therefore drawne betweene vs,

That couenants may be kept on either hand

Bap. I, when the speciall thing is well obtain'd,

That is her loue: for that is all in all

Pet. Why that is nothing: for I tell you father,

I am as peremptorie as she proud minded:

And where two raging fires meete together,

They do consume the thing that feedes their furie.

Though little fire growes great with little winde,

Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all:

So I to her, and so she yeelds to me,

For I am rough, and woo not like a babe

Bap. Well maist thou woo, and happy be thy speed:

But be thou arm'd for some vnhappie words

Pet. I to the proofe, as Mountaines are for windes,

That shakes not, though they blow perpetually.

Enter Hortensio with his head broke.

Bap. How now my friend, why dost thou looke so

pale?

Hor. For feare I promise you, if I looke pale

Bap. What, will my daughter proue a good Musitian?

Hor. I thinke she'l sooner proue a souldier,

Iron may hold with her, but neuer Lutes

Bap. Why then thou canst not break her to the Lute?

Hor. Why no, for she hath broke the Lute to me:

I did but tell her she mistooke her frets,

And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering,

When (with a most impatient diuellish spirit)

Frets call you these? (quoth she) Ile fume with them:

And with that word she stroke me on the head,

And through the instrument my pate made way,

And there I stood amazed for a while,

As on a Pillorie, looking through the Lute,

While she did call me Rascall, Fidler,

And twangling Iacke, with twentie such vilde tearmes,

As had she studied to misvse me so

Pet. Now by the world, it is a lustie Wench,

I loue her ten times more then ere I did,

Oh how I long to haue some chat with her

Bap. Wel go with me, and be not so discomfited.

Proceed in practise with my yonger daughter,

She's apt to learne, and thankefull for good turnes:

Signior Petruchio, will you go with vs,

Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you.

Exit. Manet Petruchio.

Pet. I pray you do. Ile attend her heere,

And woo her with some spirit when she comes,

Say that she raile, why then Ile tell her plaine,

She sings as sweetly as a Nightinghale:

Say that she frowne, Ile say she lookes as cleere

As morning Roses newly washt with dew:

Say she be mute, and will not speake a word,

Then Ile commend her volubility,

And say she vttereth piercing eloquence:

If she do bid me packe, Ile giue her thankes,

As though she bid me stay by her a weeke:

If she denie to wed, Ile craue the day

When I shall aske the banes, and when be married.

But heere she comes, and now Petruchio speake.

Enter Katerina

Good morrow Kate, for thats your name I heare

Kate. Well haue you heard, but something hard of

hearing:

They call me Katerine, that do talke of me

Pet. You lye infaith, for you are call'd plaine Kate,

And bony Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst:

But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendome,

Kate of Kate-hall, my super-daintie Kate,

For dainties are all Kates, and therefore Kate

Take this of me, Kate of my consolation,

Hearing thy mildnesse prais'd in euery Towne,

Thy vertues spoke of, and thy beautie sounded,

Yet not so deepely as to thee belongs,

My selfe am moou'd to woo thee for my wife

Kate. Mou'd, in good time, let him that mou'd you

hether

Remoue you hence: I knew you at the first

You were a mouable

Pet. Why, what's a mouable?

Kat. A ioyn'd stoole

Pet. Thou hast hit it: come sit on me

Kate. Asses are made to beare, and so are you

Pet. Women are made to beare, and so are you

Kate. No such Iade as you, if me you meane

Pet. Alas good Kate, I will not burthen thee,

For knowing thee to be but yong and light

Kate. Too light for such a swaine as you to catch,

And yet as heauie as my waight should be

Pet. Shold be, should: buzze

Kate. Well tane, and like a buzzard