CHAPTER VI. A SLICE OF BREAD AND BUTTER.

George Cruikshank’s habit of putting himself forward as the originator

of any work with which he was connected was never more amusingly

displayed than when, in March 1870, he made one of a deputation of the

National Education League to Mr. Gladstone. “I must say,” he remarked on

this event, in his introduction to the second edition of his ‘Slice of

Bread and Butter,’ “that it afforded me much gratification to hear all

the suggestions which I had placed before the public so many years ago,

so eloquently and forcibly advocated upon this occasion.”

It was a harmless assumption in this instance, to be freely forgiven in

the earnest old man who was still exerting himself to the utmost of

his ability for what he conceived to be the right way, in the cause of

popular education.

He had thrown his ideas into one of those whimsical forms, peculiar to

him. He was fond of illustrated pamphleteering, and the reclamation of

ragged children left out in the cruel streets hungry and half naked had

always been a subject near to his heart. His last effort in their behalf

he called “A Slice of Bread and Butter.” On the title page we find one

of his bright little pictorial stories in wood. An outcast child

lies upon the pavement surrounded by a crowd of men, who are in eager

consultation as to the restorative which shall be administered. In

the distance is the parish church, but overhead swings the sign of the

Britannia, and the landlord, with a pipe in his mouth, is contemplating

the scene from the bar parlour. The story is told with all the old

completeness.

The crowd consists of “some worthy gentlemen, magistrates, and others,”

who, on their way “to the Town Hall on county business,” have found

this forlorn boy upon the pavement leaning against the wall. As he was

neither begging nor stealing, and did not obstruct the pathway, he could

not be taken into custody. When asked what was the matter, he replied,

“I wants summut to eat.” Then follows the learned consultation around

the starving boy:--

“Now the worthy magistrates and the other gentlemen--some of whom

were clergymen, and ministers, and lawyers--were all kind-hearted and

benevolent men as well as the doctor; and they all exclaimed, as with

one voice, upon hearing what the doctor said, ‘Oh, dear me, how very

shocking!--let him have some food instantly!’

‘Yes, yes!’ cried one: ‘here, officer! go into the Britannia, and get

him something to eat instantly.’

‘I suppose,’ said he, turning to the doctor, “a bit of plain bread and

butter wall be best for him in his present condition?’ ‘The very thing,’

he replied; and as the officer was about to run into the house to get

a bit of bread and butter, another gentleman of the party cried out,

‘Stop! see that you bring _brown_ bread.’ ‘Pooh! pooh!’ said another;

‘it does not matter what sort of bread it is, but it must be _toasted_.’

‘White or brown, or plain or toasted, it matters not much,’ exclaimed

a fourth, ‘provided there is plenty of _butter_ on it.’ ‘I object most

decidedly to the _butter_,’ observed a very sedate gentleman. ‘As to

that,’ shouted out another, ‘I consider the _butter as most essential_:

it is full of nourishment; and, besides, the poor boy might be choked by

cramming _dry_ bread down his throat without butter; but then we must

be careful that it be _salt_ butter.’ ‘No! no!’ cried another; ‘_fresh_

butter, if you please, and as much as you please; but no _salt_.’ ‘You

are all wrong, my friends!--quite wrong!’ vociferated another of the

party; ‘depend upon it, that _dry_ toast is the best thing he can have.’

‘Oh! oh! oh!’ exclaimed all the other gentlemen; ‘who ever heard of such

a thing as giving _dry toast_ to a starving child?’ ‘Who ever, indeed!’

chimed in another; ‘it is quite ridiculous to toast the bread at all;

the poor child might die before it was ready! No! no! plain bread and

butter is best for him; but mind, if I have to pay my part towards it,

the bread must be _new_--yes, _new_ bread.’

‘New bread!’ exclaimed some of the party why, that’s worse than all; for

if it does not stick in his throat, it will in his stomach, and perhaps

kill him. New bread is indigestible and most unwholesome stuff.’ ‘Well,

well; let it be plain stale bread and butter, but only the crumb of

the loaf, and I will pay my part willingly,’ observed another. ‘Crumb

without crust!’ said one of the former speakers; ‘why, the crust of the

loaf contains ten times more nourishment than the crumb, and I, for one,

will have nothing to do with it, nor pay a farthing towards it, unless

he has a good lump of crust.’

“Now during this contention, or

‘all this splutter About the toast and bread and butter,’

the poor boy seemed to be getting worse and worse, and at the same time

all these worthy gentlemen becoming more and more excited; some calling

out for ‘Fancy bread,’ some for ‘French rolls,’ others for ‘German black

bread,’ and all refusing to pay any part towards the bread and butter,

unless cut after their own fashion, when they were reminded by one of

the party that there was not the least necessity to trouble themselves

about paying for what the boy might have, as it could be charged to the

county. To which they all replied, rather sharply, that, as to that, if

they did not think it right to pay out of their own individual pockets,

neither did they think it right that the public money should be used

for purposes which they could not individually approve of. ‘Gentlemen,

gentlemen,’ cried the doctor, ‘pray let the child have something. Is it

not dreadful to let this poor boy perish before our eyes, when there

are the means of relief within reach? For mercy’s sake, let him have

something to keep him alive!’ ‘Well,’ replied one of the magistrates

(who was chairman of the Sessions), ‘as you see he cannot have the bread

and butter, you must prescribe something else for him.’

‘Dear, dear me!’ said the doctor, ‘I am really shocked at such

inconsistency. Will you let him have a little brandy, then!’ ‘Oh yes

I’ they all cried out together, ‘let him have some brandy--by all means

give him some brandy!’”

The brandy made Ragged Jack drank; and presently, being still hungry, he

is tempted to steal a roll from a baker’s shop, and dragged to the Town

Hall, where the magistrates, who had left him upon the pavement taking

brandy, give him a month’s imprisonment, and detention in a reformatory

school.’ The chaplain was kind to him, and said, “Yes, now that Jack was

a convicted thief, he had plenty of good wholesome bread and butter.”

In the reformatory he was educated, and taught a trade, and sent to a

distant town where his antecedents would not be against him. On his way

he met his cousin, Tom Rag--“a boy as ragged and wretched as he used

to be himself.” Tom wants to know how Jack has managed to get such nice

clothes and a basket of tools, that he may go and do likewise.

“Cousin Jack, who had been taught, and indeed now knew, that thieving

was a wicked thing to do, was sorely puzzled how to advise his friend in

this matter; for, having a great regard for Tommy, he wished to save him

from the miserable state in which he himself had once been--skulking and

wandering about the streets all day, picking up hits and scraps of food,

even out of the gutters like the dogs, and at night sleeping in the

corner, perhaps, of an open sheep-pen in the cattle-market, or crouching

from the drenching rain by the side of a doorway; and when he contrasted

that state of his existence with the comfort he had felt, and the

attention he had received whilst in the jail and the reformatory, he

knew not how to advise his poor cousin, knowing that poor Tom was, as he

himself had been, almost perishing for want of a little good wholesome

bread and butter, clean clothes, and a comfortable bed to lie in, which

he well knew poor Tom would have if he could be sent to jail, as he

had been. When he thought of all this he was sorely puzzled what to

recommend; but at last he said: ‘Tom, you must not steal; so you had

better go a-begging, and perhaps you may be lucky enough to be sent to

jail for that, and then you will have everything done for you, as I have

had, and come out better than me; for nobody will be able to say that

you have been a thief. Yes; go and beg, Tom!

But if this don’t answer, why, then, I suppose you _must_ go a-THIEVING,

as I did.’”

“It may be asked, Where were the parents of these poor boys all this

time? Well, they could tell you at the Britannia public-house, only they

don’t like to talk about such disagreeable matters there. But the fact

is, Jack’s father used to _use_ that house, and was once a decent sort

of man, and was at one time a ‘moderate drinker’; but upon one occasion

he got mad drunk, and in that state of drunken insanity went home and

killed his wife, was sent to jail, and died there. Tom’s father was

transported for committing some crime after he had ‘been drinking’ at

the Britannia; and Tom’s mother took a little drop at first to _comfort

her_, and then drank herself to death.” The foregoing will remind many

readers of the scheme of Mr. Jenkins’s “Ginx’s Baby.”

But Cruikshank gives his views on popular education in his homely simple

way:--

“One of the great social questions of the day is the necessity and

importance of a general or national system of education for the humble

classes, upon such a comprehensive plan as shall give every child born

in the United Kingdom a certain amount of book knowledge, and also of

moral and religious training, as they are, or _ought_ to be, entitled

to as juvenile members of a civilized community--such training as may

prepare them to fill useful and honest positions in life, or, perhaps,

be the first step to those high stations so often filled by honest,

hardworking, mercantile men, or ingenious mechanics. Now, every thinking

and right-minded person will agree that this object is a most desirable

one, and that no innocent child should be so neglected as to be allowed

to grow up in a state of savage ignorance; and at the first blush

nothing seems more easily to be accomplished, in a wealthy and

intelligent country like ours, than to arrange such a general system as

is here alluded to, and to provide the ways and means. Well! all this

_would be_ simple and easily accomplished, but for one obstacle--namely,

the differences in the religious opinions of a portion of the adult

population. Yes, strange as it may appear,--nay, monstrous as it

is,--nevertheless these religious differences have been, and are now,

the only bar to the adoption of any wide and general system of secular

education.”

“It is of course impossible to please all parties; but few persons, I

imagine, could surely object to a national system of education upon

the following plan:--In the first place, an Act of Parliament should

be passed, making it _imperative_ that every child should receive some

education, and where the parents are destitute or depraved, then that

the State shall take the position of the parents, and educate and train

up all the neglected and helpless children. In the second place:--In

the schools, let reading, writing, and arithmetic be taught (with

other branches of education, if possible, or required), and such

moral training as will teach a child the difference between Right and

Wrong--and here let the schoolmaster’s duty cease, and that of the

ministers of religion begin. And in the third place:--Let it be the duty

of the clergyman, and ministers of all denominations, to instruct all

those children who belong to their particular church, chapel, or sect,

in the religious belief of their parents; but when the parents do not

attend any place of worship, or profess any particular creed--then, that

the clergy of the Established Church be allowed to instruct all such

children in the religion of the State. By such an arrangement as this,

it appears to me that if all the poor helpless children of the land were

schooled in the common elements of reading, writing, etc., for five days

in the week, and the clergy and ministers of all denominations were to

instruct these children one day in the six in the religion of the class

to which they belong (independent of the Sunday), that then all parties

might be satisfied, and a great objection done away with as to the great

general system which I here propose for secular instruction and moral

and religious training.”

He goes on to remark that a reformatory may be wanted in any country,

under any circumstances, “but why should we have _Ragged_ Schools in

_rich_ England?” He proceeds to argue that there would be no need for

either Ragged Schools or Reformatories if the use of “strong drink” were

abolished; and he calls upon “the grown-up people not to allow innocent

children to starve and fall into evil ways, because they cannot agree

upon the mode of cutting a Slice op Bread and Butter.” He adds: “But

as prevention is better than cure, I call upon all those who delight

in good works to aid the Temperance cause, which is, in truth, the only

radical cure for the evils complained of.”

The tail-piece to this characteristic pamphlet--as charming as it is

characteristic--is a brightly-executed drawing on wood of Britannia

seated upon the British lion, couchant, with her arms about “her ragged

and reformatory pets.”

Cruikshank’s zeal for the cause to which he had devoted himself led him

to take delight in the illustration even of little Temperance pamphlets

and fly-sheets.

Ruskin had said, in his “Time and Tide, by Weare and Tyne” (1867), “It

is no more his business to etch diagrams of drunkenness than it is mine

at this moment to be writing these letters against anarchy.” Yet just as

Mr. Ruskin has gone on with his letters, so Cruikshank went on with his

diagrams of drunkenness to the end.

In 1867, when Cruikshank brought out his “British Bee-Hive,” with a

worker at a trade or profession in every cell, the estates of the realm

at the top, and the army and navy at the bottom, and called it “a penny

political picture for the people, with a few words upon Parliamentary

Reform, by their old friend George Cruikshank,” he was opposed to the

Reform Bill, and advised the working-men to be content with the glorious

constitution as it stood, and keep away from Reform meetings, as

“revolutionary proceedings.”

Perhaps the best of Cruikshank’s pamphlets, taking the text and the

drawings together, is “The Glass and the New Crystal Palace,” published

by John Cassell. It is thoroughly Cruikshankian, and in his most

vivacious mood: some of the illustrations--as the Spirit Level--a

drunkard at full length upon the pavement; the Social Villagers, with

Death for the host, and the villagers represented by their tombstones;

and the whisky after the goose, and the goose after the whisky, for

instance.

Think what would have become of the neglected or forgotten humourist,

if, when the mere laughing public had turned away from him to Leech and

Doyle, and Tenniel and Du Maurier, he had not been fired with the ardour

of an apostle in the cause he had taken up. His Almanac had failed for

lack of readers; and David Bogue had thrown up Cruikshank’s magazine,

after the second number--convinced that the artist had outlived his

public. His ambition to become a painter was mercifully renewed, with

the renewal of his health and mind, through temperance. Full of vigour

he used to say, “A man should paint from his shoulder, sir.” He became

almost wholly a serious man in his work, and appealed to the public in a

new capacity. He resolved, stimulated by the success of “The Bottle,” to

paint a great picture that should remain behind him, a monument of his

genius, and an immortal temperance lesson. He was ready, and eager, to

give a helping hand in all directions to the last. In 1870, I asked

him to join my Committee, when I was a candidate for the Maryle-bone

division of the London School Board. I give his prompt answer as an

example of his clear head and hearty readiness in his old age to serve a

friend:--

“_October 27th_, 1870.

“Dear Blanchard Jerrold,--Your request would have been complied with

on the instant, but it so happens that a gentleman called upon me a few

days back with a message from friend Hepworth Dixon, asking me to allow

my name to be placed on _his_ Committee for this ‘Educational Council,’

to which, of course, I assented.

“Now if _one_ man can have his name placed on _two_ Committees, then by

all means place my name on your Committee, but if not, then let me know

if there is any other way in which I can assist in this matter the man

who is a relative of, and who bears the name of two dear friends who

were always held in the highest esteem by,

“Yours truly,

“Geo. Cruikshank.”

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