CHERCHEZ LA FEMME

Robbins, reporter for the _Picayune_, and Dumars, of

_L'Abeille_--the old French newspaper that has buzzed for nearly a

century--were good friends, well proven by years of ups and downs

together. They were seated where they had a habit of meeting--in the

little, Creole-haunted café of Madame Tibault, in Dumaine Street.

If you know the place, you will experience a thrill of pleasure in

recalling it to mind. It is small and dark, with six little polished

tables, at which you may sit and drink the best coffee in New

Orleans, and concoctions of absinthe equal to Sazerac's best. Madame

Tibault, fat and indulgent, presides at the desk, and takes your

money. Nicolette and Mémé, madame's nieces, in charming bib aprons,

bring the desirable beverages.

Dumars, with true Creole luxury, was sipping his absinthe, with

half-closed eyes, in a swirl of cigarette smoke. Robbins was looking

over the morning _Pic._, detecting, as young reporters will, the

gross blunders in the make-up, and the envious blue-pencilling his

own stuff had received. This item, in the advertising columns,

caught his eye, and with an exclamation of sudden interest he read

it aloud to his friend.

Public Auction.--At three o'clock this afternoon there will

be sold to the highest bidder all the common property of the

Little Sisters of Samaria, at the home of the Sisterhood,

in Bonhomme Street. The sale will dispose of the building,

ground, and the complete furnishings of the house and chapel,

without reserve.

This notice stirred the two friends to a reminiscent talk concerning

an episode in their journalistic career that had occurred about

two years before. They recalled the incidents, went over the old

theories, and discussed it anew from the different perspective time

had brought.

There were no other customers in the café. Madame's fine ear had

caught the line of their talk, and she came over to their table--for

had it not been her lost money--her vanished twenty thousand

dollars--that had set the whole matter going?

The three took up the long-abandoned mystery, threshing over the

old, dry chaff of it. It was in the chapel of this house of the

Little Sisters of Samaria that Robbins and Dumars had stood during

that eager, fruitless news search of theirs, and looked upon the

gilded statue of the Virgin.

"Thass so, boys," said madame, summing up. "Thass ver' wicked man,

M'sieur Morin. Everybody shall be cert' he steal those money I

plaze in his hand for keep safe. Yes. He's boun' spend that money,

somehow." Madame turned a broad and contemplative smile upon Dumars.

"I ond'stand you, M'sieur Dumars, those day you come ask fo' tell

ev'ything I know 'bout M'sieur Morin. Ah! yes, I know most time

when those men lose money you say '_Cherchez la femme_'--there is

somewhere the woman. But not for M'sieur Morin. No, boys. Before he

shall die, he is like one saint. You might's well, M'sieur Dumars,

go try find those money in those statue of Virgin Mary that M'sieur

Morin present at those _p'tite soeurs_, as try find one _femme_."

At Madame Tibault's last words, Robbins started slightly and cast a

keen, sidelong glance at Dumars. The Creole sat, unmoved, dreamily

watching the spirals of his cigarette smoke.

It was then nine o'clock in the morning and, a few minutes later,

the two friends separated, going different ways to their day's

duties. And now follows the brief story of Madame Tibault's vanished

thousands:

New Orleans will readily recall to mind the circumstances attendant

upon the death of Mr. Gaspard Morin, in that city. Mr. Morin was an

artistic goldsmith and jeweller in the old French Quarter, and a man

held in the highest esteem. He belonged to one of the oldest French

families, and was of some distinction as an antiquary and historian.

He was a bachelor, about fifty years of age. He lived in quiet

comfort, at one of those rare old hostelries in Royal Street. He was

found in his rooms, one morning, dead from unknown causes.

When his affairs came to be looked into, it was found that he was

practically insolvent, his stock of goods and personal property

barely--but nearly enough to free him from censure--covering

his liabilities. Following came the disclosure that he had been

entrusted with the sum of twenty thousand dollars by a former upper

servant in the Morin family, one Madame Tibault, which she had

received as a legacy from relatives in France.

The most searching scrutiny by friends and the legal authorities

failed to reveal the disposition of the money. It had vanished, and

left no trace. Some weeks before his death, Mr. Morin had drawn

the entire amount, in gold coin, from the bank where it had been

placed while he looked about (he told Madame Tibault) for a safe

investment. Therefore, Mr. Morin's memory seemed doomed to bear the

cloud of dishonesty, while madame was, of course, disconsolate.

Then it was that Robbins and Dumars, representing their respective

journals, began one of those pertinacious private investigations

which, of late years, the press has adopted as a means to glory and

the satisfaction of public curiosity.

"_Cherchez la femme_," said Dumars.

"That's the ticket!" agreed Robbins. "All roads lead to the eternal

feminine. We will find the woman."

They exhausted the knowledge of the staff of Mr. Morin's hotel, from

the bell-boy down to the proprietor. They gently, but inflexibly,

pumped the family of the deceased as far as his cousins twice

removed. They artfully sounded the employees of the late jeweller,

and dogged his customers for information concerning his habits. Like

bloodhounds they traced every step of the supposed defaulter, as

nearly as might be, for years along the limited and monotonous paths

he had trodden.

At the end of their labours, Mr. Morin stood, an immaculate man.

Not one weakness that might be served up as a criminal tendency,

not one deviation from the path of rectitude, not even a hint of a

predilection for the opposite sex, was found to be placed in his

debit. His life had been as regular and austere as a monk's; his

habits, simple and unconcealed. Generous, charitable, and a model in

propriety, was the verdict of all who knew him.

"What, now?" asked Robbins, fingering his empty notebook.

"_Cherchez la femme_," said Dumars, lighting a cigarette. "Try Lady

Bellairs."

This piece of femininity was the race-track favourite of the season.

Being feminine, she was erratic in her gaits, and there were a few

heavy losers about town who had believed she could be true. The

reporters applied for information.

Mr. Morin? Certainly not. He was never even a spectator at the

races. Not that kind of a man. Surprised the gentlemen should ask.

"Shall we throw it up?" suggested Robbins, "and let the puzzle

department have a try?"

"_Cherchez la femme_," hummed Dumars, reaching for a match. "Try the

Little Sisters of What-d'-you-call-'em."

It had developed, during the investigation, that Mr. Morin had held

this benevolent order in particular favour. He had contributed

liberally toward its support and had chosen its chapel as his

favourite place of private worship. It was said that he went there

daily to make his devotions at the altar. Indeed, toward the last of

his life his whole mind seemed to have fixed itself upon religious

matters, perhaps to the detriment of his worldly affairs.

Thither went Robbins and Dumars, and were admitted through the

narrow doorway in the blank stone wall that frowned upon Bonhomme

Street. An old woman was sweeping the chapel. She told them that

Sister Félicité, the head of the order, was then at prayer at the

altar in the alcove. In a few moments she would emerge. Heavy, black

curtains screened the alcove. They waited.

Soon the curtains were disturbed, and Sister Félicité came forth.

She was tall, tragic, bony, and plain-featured, dressed in the black

gown and severe bonnet of the sisterhood.

Robbins, a good rough-and-tumble reporter, but lacking the delicate

touch, began to speak.

They represented the press. The lady had, no doubt, heard of the

Morin affair. It was necessary, in justice to that gentleman's

memory, to probe the mystery of the lost money. It was known that he

had come often to this chapel. Any information, now, concerning Mr.

Morin's habits, tastes, the friends he had, and so on, would be of

value in doing him posthumous justice.

Sister Félicité had heard. Whatever she knew would be willingly

told, but it was very little. Monsieur Morin had been a good friend

to the order, sometimes contributing as much as a hundred dollars.

The sisterhood was an independent one, depending entirely upon

private contributions for the means to carry on its charitable work.

Mr. Morin had presented the chapel with silver candlesticks and an

altar cloth. He came every day to worship in the chapel, sometimes

remaining for an hour. He was a devout Catholic, consecrated to

holiness. Yes, and also in the alcove was a statue of the Virgin

that he had himself modeled, cast, and presented to the order. Oh,

it was cruel to cast a doubt upon so good a man!

Robbins was also profoundly grieved at the imputation. But, until it

was found what Mr. Morin had done with Madame Tibault's money, he

feared the tongue of slander would not be stilled. Sometimes--in

fact, very often--in affairs of the kind there was--er--as the

saying goes--er--a lady in the case. In absolute confidence,

now--if--perhaps--

Sister Félicité's large eyes regarded him solemnly.

"There was one woman," she said, slowly, "to whom he bowed--to whom

he gave his heart."

Robbins fumbled rapturously for his pencil.

"Behold the woman!" said Sister Félicité, suddenly, in deep tones.

She reached a long arm and swept aside the curtain of the alcove.

In there was a shrine, lit to a glow of soft colour by the light

pouring through a stained-glass window. Within a deep niche in the

bare stone wall stood an image of the Virgin Mary, the colour of

pure gold.

Dumars, a conventional Catholic, succumbed to the dramatic in the

act. He bowed his head for an instant and made the sign of the

cross. The somewhat abashed Robbins, murmuring an indistinct

apology, backed awkwardly away. Sister Félicité drew back the

curtain, and the reporters departed.

On the narrow stone sidewalk of Bonhomme Street, Robbins turned to

Dumars, with unworthy sarcasm.

"Well, what next? Churchy law fem?"

"Absinthe," said Dumars.

With the history of the missing money thus partially related, some

conjecture may be formed of the sudden idea that Madame Tibault's

words seemed to have suggested to Robbins's brain.

Was it so wild a surmise--that the religious fanatic had offered up

his wealth--or, rather, Madame Tibault's--in the shape of a material

symbol of his consuming devotion? Stranger things have been done in

the name of worship. Was it not possible that the lost thousands

were molded into that lustrous image? That the goldsmith had formed

it of the pure and precious metal, and set it there, through some

hope of a perhaps disordered brain to propitiate the saints and pave

the way to his own selfish glory?

That afternoon, at five minutes to three, Robbins entered the chapel

door of the Little Sisters of Samaria. He saw, in the dim light,

a crowd of perhaps a hundred people gathered to attend the sale.

Most of them were members of various religious orders, priests and

churchmen, come to purchase the paraphernalia of the chapel, lest

they fall into desecrating hands. Others were business men and

agents come to bid upon the realty. A clerical-looking brother

had volunteered to wield the hammer, bringing to the office of

auctioneer the anomaly of choice diction and dignity of manner.

A few of the minor articles were sold, and then two assistants

brought forward the image of the Virgin.

Robbins started the bidding at ten dollars. A stout man, in an

ecclesiastical garb, went to fifteen. A voice from another part of

the crowd raised to twenty. The three bid alternately, raising by

bids of five, until the offer was fifty dollars. Then the stout man

dropped out, and Robbins, as a sort of _coup de main_, went to a

hundred.

"One hundred and fifty," said the other voice.

"Two hundred," bid Robbins, boldly.

"Two-fifty," called his competitor, promptly.

The reporter hesitated for the space of a lightning flash,

estimating how much he could borrow from the boys in the office,

and screw from the business manager from his next month's salary.

"Three hundred," he offered.

"Three-fifty," spoke up the other, in a louder voice--a voice that

sent Robbins diving suddenly through the crowd in its direction, to

catch Dumars, its owner, ferociously by the collar.

"You unconverted idiot!" hissed Robbins, close to his ear--"pool!"

"Agreed!" said Dumars, coolly. "I couldn't raise three hundred and

fifty dollars with a search-warrant, but I can stand half. What you

come bidding against me for?"

"I thought I was the only fool in the crowd," explained Robbins.

No one else bidding, the statue was knocked down to the syndicate

at their last offer. Dumars remained with the prize, while Robbins

hurried forth to wring from the resources and credit of both the

price. He soon returned with the money, and the two musketeers

loaded their precious package into a carriage and drove with it

to Dumars's room, in old Chartres Street, nearby. They lugged it,

covered with a cloth, up the stairs, and deposited it on a table.

A hundred pounds it weighed, if an ounce, and at that estimate,

according to their calculation, if their daring theory were correct,

it stood there, worth twenty thousand golden dollars.

Robbins removed the covering, and opened his pocket-knife.

"_Sacré!_" muttered Dumars, shuddering. "It is the Mother of Christ.

What would you do?"

"Shut up, Judas!" said Robbins, coldly. "It's too late for you to be

saved now."

With a firm hand, he chipped a slice from the shoulder of the image.

The cut showed a dull, grayish metal, with a thin coating of gold

leaf.

"Lead!" announced Robbins, hurling his knife to the floor--"gilded!"

"To the devil with it!" said Dumars, forgetting his scruples. "I

must have a drink."

Together they walked moodily to the café of Madame Tribault, two

squares away.

It seemed that madame's mind had been stirred that day to fresh

recollections of the past services of the two young men in her

behalf.

"You mustn't sit by those table," she interposed, as they were about

to drop into their accustomed seats. "Thass so, boys. But no. I mek

you come at this room, like my _trés bon amis_. Yes. I goin' mek for

you myself one _anisette_ and one _café royale_ ver' fine. Ah! I lak

treat my fren' nize. Yes. Plis come in this way."

Madame led them into the little back room, into which she sometimes

invited the especially favoured of her customers. In two comfortable

armchairs, by a big window that opened upon the courtyard, she

placed them, with a low table between. Bustling hospitably about,

she began to prepare the promised refreshments.

It was the first time the reporters had been honoured with admission

to the sacred precincts. The room was in dusky twilight, flecked

with gleams of the polished, fine woods and burnished glass and

metal that the Creoles love. From the little courtyard a tiny

fountain sent in an insinuating sound of trickling waters, to which

a banana plant by the window kept time with its tremulous leaves.

Robbins, an investigator by nature, sent a curious glance roving

about the room. From some barbaric ancestor, madame had inherited a

_penchant_ for the crude in decoration.

The walls were adorned with cheap lithographs--florid libels upon

nature, addressed to the taste of the _bourgeoisie_--birthday cards,

garish newspaper supplements, and specimens of art-advertising

calculated to reduce the optic nerve to stunned submission. A patch

of something unintelligible in the midst of the more candid display

puzzled Robbins, and he rose and took a step nearer, to interrogate

it at closer range. Then he leaned weakly against the wall, and

called out:

"Madame Tibault! Oh, madame! Since when--oh! since when have you

been in the habit of papering your walls with five thousand dollar

United States four per cent. gold bonds? Tell me--is this a Grimm's

fairy tale, or should I consult an oculist?"

At his words, Madame Tibault and Dumars approached.

"H'what you say?" said madame, cheerily. "H'what you say, M'sieur

Robbin? _Bon!_ Ah! those nize li'l peezes papier! One tam I think

those w'at you call calendair, wiz ze li'l day of mont' below. But,

no. Those wall is broke in those plaze, M'sieur Robbin', and I

plaze those li'l peezes papier to conceal ze crack. I did think the

couleur harm'nize so well with the wall papier. Where I get them

from? Ah, yes, I remem' ver' well. One day M'sieur Morin, he come

at my houze--thass 'bout one mont' before he shall die--thass 'long

'bout tam he promise fo' inves' those money fo' me. M'sieur Morin,

he leave thoze li'l peezes papier in those table, and say ver' much

'bout money thass hard for me to ond'stan. _Mais_ I never see those

money again. Thass ver' wicked man, M'sieur Morin. H'what you call

those peezes papier, M'sieur Robbin'--_bon!_"

Robbins explained.

"There's your twenty thousand dollars, with coupons attached," he

said, running his thumb around the edge of the four bonds. "Better

get an expert to peel them off for you. Mister Morin was all right.

I'm going out to get my ears trimmed."

He dragged Dumars by the arm into the outer room. Madame was

screaming for Nicolette and Mémé to come and observe the fortune

returned to her by M'sieur Morin, that best of men, that saint in

glory.

"Marsy," said Robbins, "I'm going on a jamboree. For three days the

esteemed _Pic._ will have to get along without my valuable services.

I advise you to join me. Now, that green stuff you drink is no good.

It stimulates thought. What we want to do is to forget to remember.

I'll introduce you to the only lady in this case that is guaranteed

to produce the desired results. Her name is Belle of Kentucky,

twelve-year-old Bourbon. In quarts. How does the idea strike you?"

"_Allons!_" said Dumars. "_Cherchez la femme_."

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