THOROUGHNESS.

It is generally agreed that the War has given women great chances, and

that women for the most part have taken them. Where they have not,

but have preferred frivolity, it is not always their own fault, but

the result of outside pressure. Such a paragraph, for example, as the

following, by "Lady Di," in _The Sunday Evening Telegram_, is hardly a

clarion call to efficiency:--

"This recurrence of night raids has made business brisk in the

lingerie salons, especially among flatland dwellers, for it's quite

the thing now to have coffee and cake parties after a raid, with

brandy neat in liqueur glasses for those whose nerves have been

shaken. And such parties do give chances for the exhibition of those

dainty garments that usually you have to admire all by yourself. Which

reminds me. Don't forget an anklet and a wristlet of black velvet--the

wristlet on the right and the anklet on the left!"

Since "Lady Di" is out for making the most of every opportunity,

and since even she might forget something, I am minded to help her,

two heads being often better than one. Air raids are not the only

unforseen perils. Surely some such paragraph as this would be useful

and indicate zeal:--

The escape of German prisoners being of almost daily occurrence, it

would be well for all women who wish never to be taken unawares to be

prepared to look their best should one of these creatures meet them.

For nothing is lost by looking nice; indeed it is one's duty to be

smart, lest dowdiness should give him the impression that England

really is suffering from the War. A costume which I have designed

to be seen in by escaping German prisoners is a "simple" one-piece

(not peace) frock--which, when built by a real artist, can be so

intriguing. Of ninon, for choice, with a Duvetyn hat. Carry a

gold purse and lift the skirt high enough to show the finest silk

stockings.

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