"YOUNG LADY Wants post as Housekeeper to working man."--_Halifax
Evening Courier_.
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"Planers (large letters) Wanted, for machine tool work; good
bonus; war work; permanent job."--_Daily Dispatch_.
Pessimist!
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"WHAT DISABLED SOLDIERS SHOULD KNOW.
"That there is no such word as 'imossible' in his
dictionary."--_Canadian Paper_.
Correct.
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"M. Polychromads, Green Chargé d'Affaires, has left London for
the Hague."--_Sunday Times_.
It is an unfortunate colour, but with a name like that he can always
try one of the others.
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"The canker of indiscipline and the wine of liberty have
shaken the Russian Army to its foundations."--_"Times" Russian
Correspondent_.
While the tide of new life that was kindled by the torch of revolution
seems destined to crumble into dust.
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