"The Premier was accompanied by Mrs. Lloyd George and his
laughter."
_Irish Daily Telegraph_.
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"Our new nippers are beginning to squeeze to some tune in France
and Belgium."
_Liverpool Daily Post_.
Try a little oil.
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We print (with shame and the consciousness of turpitude) the following
letter:--
"_Bed 56, E Block_, 11/9/1917.
"DEAR SIR,--This morning I was reading your edition dated September
5, 1917. In the 'Charivaria' I saw an article in which you
proclaimed the North Pole to be the only territory that has not
had its neutrality violated by the Huns. I beg to draw your
attention to the South Pole.
"I remain, yours sincerely,
"A WOUNDED TOMMY."
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