WOMBWELL.

The back of this man’s menagerie abutted on the side of the last show,

and ran the remaining length of the north-side of Smithfield, with the

front looking towards Giltspur-street; at that entrance into the Fair

it was the first show. This front was entirely covered by painted

show-cloths representing the animals, with the proprietor’s name in

immense letters above, and the words “_The Conquering Lion_” very

conspicuous. There were other show-cloths along the whole length of the

side, surmounted by this inscription, stretching out in one line of

large capital letters, “NERO AND WALLACE; THE SAME LIONS THAT FOUGHT AT

WARWICK.” One of the front show-cloths represented one of the fights; a

lion stood up with a dog in his mouth, cranched between his grinders;

the blood ran from his jaws; his left leg stood upon another dog

squelched by his weight. A third dog was in the act of flying at him

ferociously, and one, wounded and bleeding, was fearfully retreating.

There were seven other show-cloths on this front, with the words “NERO

AND WALLACE” between them. One of these show-cloths, whereon the monarch

of the forest was painted, was inscribed, “Nero, the Great Lion, from

Caffraria!”

The printed bill described the whole collection to be in “fine order.”

Sixpence was the entrance money demanded, which having paid, I entered

the show early in the afternoon, although it is now mentioned last, in

conformity to its position in the Fair. I had experienced some

inconvenience, and witnessed some irregularities incident to a mixed

multitude filling so large a space as Smithfield; yet no disorder

without, was equal to the disorder within Wombwell’s. There was no

passage at the end, through which persons might make their way out:

perhaps this was part of the proprietor’s policy, for he might imagine

that the universal disgust that prevailed in London, while he was

manifesting his brutal cupidity at Warwick, had not subsided; and that

it was necessary his show-place here should appear to fill well on the

first day of the Fair, lest a report of general indifference to it,

should induce many persons to forego the gratification of their

curiosity, in accommodation to the natural and right feeling that

induced a determination not to enter the exhibition of a man who had

freely submitted his animals to be tortured. Be that as it may, his

show, when I saw it, was a shameful scene. There was no person in

attendance to exhibit or point out the animals. They were arranged on

one side only, and I made my way with difficulty towards the end, where

a loutish fellow with a broomstick, stood against one of the dens, from

whom I could only obtain this information, that it was not his business

to show the beasts, and that the showman would begin at a proper time. I

patiently waited, expecting some announcement of this person’s arrival;

but no intimation of it was given; at length I discovered over the heads

of the unconscious crowd around, that the showman, who was evidently

under the influence of drink, had already made his way one third along

the show. With great difficulty I forced myself through the sweltering

press somewhat nearer to him, and managed to get opposite Nero’s den,

which he had by that time reached and clambered into, and into which he

invited any of the spectators who chose to pay him sixpence each, as

many of them did, for the sake of saying that they had been in the den

with the noble animal, that Wombwell, his master, had exposed to be

baited by bull-dogs. The man was as greedy of gain as his master, and

therefore without the least regard to those who wished for general

information concerning the different animals, he maintained his post as

long as there was a prospect of getting the sixpences. Pressure and heat

were now so excessive, that I was compelled to struggle my way, as many

others did, towards the door at the front end, for the sake of getting

into the air. Unquestionably I should not have entered Wombwell’s, but

for the purpose of describing his exhibition in common with others. As I

had failed in obtaining the information I sought, and could not get a

printed bill when I entered, I re-ascended to endeavour for one again;

here I saw Wombwell, to whom I civilly stated the great inconvenience

within, which a little alteration would have obviated; he affected to

know nothing about it, refused to be convinced, and exhibited himself,

to my judgment of him, with an understanding and feelings perverted by

avarice. He is undersized in mind as well as form, “a weazen,

sharp-faced man,” with a skin reddened by more than natural spirits, and

he speaks in a voice and language that accord with his feelings and

propensities. His bill mentions, “A remarkably fine tigress in the same

den with a noble British lion!!” I looked for this companionship in his

menagerie, without being able to discover it.

Here ends my account of the various shows in the Fair. In passing the

stalls, the following bill was slipped into my hand, by a man stationed

to give them away.

SERIOUS NOTICE,

IN PERFECT CONFIDENCE.

The following extraordinary comic performances

at

~Sadler’s Wells,~

Can only be given during the present

week; the proprietors, therefore, most

respectfully inform that fascinating sex,

so properly distinguished by the appropriate

appellation of

THE FAIR!

And all those well inclined gentlemen who are happy enough to protect

them, that the amusements will consist of a romantic tale, of

mysterious horror and broad grin, never acted, called the

ENCHANTED

GIRDLES;

OR,

WINKI THE WITCH,

=_And the Ladies of Samarcand._=

A most whimsical burletta, which sends people home perfectly exhausted

from uninterrupted risibility, called

THE LAWYER, THE JEW,

AND

=THE YORKSHIREMAN.=

With, by request of 75 distinguished families, and a party of 5, that

never-to-be-sufficiently-praised pantomime, called

~Magic in Two Colours;~

OR,

_=FAIRY BLUE & FAIRY RED:=_

_Or, Harlequin and the Marble Rock._

It would be perfectly superfluous for any man in his senses to attempt

any thing more than the mere announcement in recommendation of the

above unparalleled representations, so attractive in themselves as to

threaten a complete monopoly of the qualities of the magnet; and

though the proprietors were to talk nonsense for an hour, they could

not assert a more _important truth_ than that they possess

_The only Wells from which you may draw_

WINE,

THREE SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE

_A full Quart._

Those whose important avocations prevent their coming at the

commencement, will be admitted for

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