FLORAL DIRECTORY.

Small Cape Marigold. _Calendula pluvialis._

Dedicated to _St. Swithin_.

[211] Golden Legend.

~July 16.~

_St. Eustathius_, Patriarch of Antioch, A. D. 338. _St. Elier_ or

_Helier_.

_French Hoaxing._

_July_, 1817.--A man of imposing figure, wearing a large sabre and

immense mustachios, arrived at one of the principal inns of a provincial

city, with a female of agreeable shape and enchanting mien. He alighted

at the moment that dinner was serving up at the _table d’hote_. At his

martial appearance all the guests rose with respect; they felt assured

that it must be a lieutenant-general, or a major-general at least. A new

governor was expected in the province about this time, and every body

believed that it was he who had arrived _incognito_. The officer of

gendarmerie gave him the place of honour, the comptroller of the customs

and the receiver of taxes sat by the side of Madame, and exerted their

wit and gallantry to the utmost. All the tit-bits, all the most

exquisite wines, were placed before the fortunate couple. At length the

party broke up, and every one ran to report through the city that

Monsieur the governor had arrived. But, oh! what was their surprise,

when the next day “his excellence,” clad in a scarlet coat, and his

august companion dressed out in a gown glittering with tinsel, mounted a

small open calash, and preceded by some musicians, went about the

squares and public ways, selling Swiss tea and balm of Mecca. Imagine

the fury of the guests! They complained to the mayor, and demanded that

the audacious quack should be compelled to lay aside the characteristic

mark of the brave. The prudent magistrate assembled the common council;

and those respectable persons, after a long deliberation, considering

that nothing in the charter forbad the citizens to let their beard grow

on their upper lip, dismissed the complaint altogether. The same evening

the supposed governor gave a serenade to the complainants, and the next

day took his leave, and continued his journey amidst the acclamations

of the populace; who, in small as well as in great cities, are very apt

to become passionately fond of charlatans.[212]

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