SHAKSPEARE.

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PANCAKE DAY is another name for Shrove Tuesday, from the custom of

eating pancakes on this day, still generally observed. A writer in the

“Gentleman’s Magazine, 1790,” says, that “_Shrive_ is an old Saxon word,

of which _shrove_ is a corruption, and signifies confession. Hence

Shrove Tuesday means Confession Tuesday, on which day all the people in

every parish throughout the kingdom, during the Romish times, were

obliged to confess their sins, one by one, to their own parish priests,

in their own parish churches; and that this might be done the more

regularly, the great bell in every parish was rung at ten o’clock, or

perhaps sooner, that it might be heard by all. And as the Romish

religion has given way to a much better, I mean the protestant religion,

yet the custom of ringing the great bell in our ancient parish churches,

at least in some of them, still remains, and obtains in and about London

the name of _Pancake-bell_: the usage of dining on pancakes or fritters,

and such like provision, still continues.” In “Pasquil’s Palinodia,

1634,” 4to. it is merrily observed that on this day every stomach

till it can hold no more,

Is fritter-filled, as well as heart can wish;

And every man and maide doe take their turne,

And tosse their pancakes up for feare they burne;

And all the kitchen doth with laughter sound,

To see the pancakes fall upon the ground.

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_Threshing the Hen._

This singular custom is almost obsolete, yet it certainly is practised,

even now, in at least one obscure part of the kingdom. A reasonable

conjecture concerning its origin is, that the fowl was a delicacy to

the labourer, and therefore given to him on this festive day, for sport

and food.

At Shrovetide to shroving, go thresh the fat hen,

If blindfold can kill her, then give it thy men.

Maids, fritters and pancakes inough see you make,

Let slut have one pancake, for company sake.

So directs Tusser in his “Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry, 1620,”

4to. On this his annotator, “Tusser Redivivus, 1710,” (8vo. June, p.

15,) annexes an account of the custom. “The hen is hung at a fellow’s

back, who has also some horse bells about him, the rest of the fellows

are blinded, and have boughs in their hands, with which they chase this

fellow and his hen about some large court or small enclosure. The fellow

with his hen and bells shifting as well as he can, they follow the

sound, and sometimes hit him and his hen, other times, if he can get

behind one of them, they thresh one another well favour’dly; but the

jest is, the maids are to blind the fellows, which they do with their

aprons, and the cunning baggages will endear their sweethearts with a

peeping-hole, whilst the others look out as sharp to hinder it. After

this the hen is boil’d with bacon, and store of pancakes and fritters

are made.”

[Illustration: ~Threshing the Fat Hen at Shrovetide.~]

Tusser’s annotator, “Redivivus,” adds, after the hen-threshing. “She

that is noted for lying a-bed long, or any other miscarriage, hath the

first pancake presented to her, which most commonly falls to the dog’s

share at last, for no one will own it their due. Thus were youth

encourag’d, sham’d, and feasted with very little cost, and always their

feasts were accompanied with exercise. The loss of which laudable

custom, is one of the benefits we have got by smoking tobacco.” Old

Tusser himself, by a reference, denotes that this was a sport in Essex

and Suffolk. Mr. Brand was informed by a Mr. Jones that, when he was a

boy in Wales, the hen that did not lay eggs before Shrove Tuesday was

considered useless, and to be on that day threshed by a man with a

flail; if he killed her he got her for his pains.

[Illustration: ~A Hen that spoke on Shrove Tuesday.~]

On Shrove Tuesday, at a certain ancient borough in Staffordshire, a hen

was set up by its owner to be thrown at by himself and his companions,

according to the usual custom on that day. This poor hen, after many a

severe bang, and many a broken bone, weltering in mire and blood,

recovered spirits a little, and to the unspeakable surprise and

astonishment of all the company, just as her late master was handling

his oaken cudgel to fling at her again, opened her mouth and said--“Hold

thy hand a moment, hard-hearted wretch! if it be but out of curiosity,

to hear one of my feathered species utter articulate sounds.--What art

thou, or any of thy comrades, better than I, though bigger and stronger,

and at liberty, while I am tied by the leg? What art thou, I say, that I

may not presume to reason with thee, though thou never reasonest with

thyself? What have I done to deserve the treatment I have suffered this

day, from thee and thy barbarous companions? Whom have I ever injured?

Did I ever profane the name of my creator, or give one moment’s disquiet

to any creature under heaven? or lie, or deceive, or slander, or rob my

fellow-creatures? Did I ever guzzle down what should have been for the

support and comfort (in effect the blood) of a wife and innocent

children, as thou dost every week of thy life? A little of thy

superfluous grain, or the sweeping of thy cupboard, and the parings of

thy cheese, moistened with the dew of heaven, was all I had, or desired

for my support; while, in return, I furnished thy table with dainties.

The tender brood, which I hatched with assiduity, and all the anxiety

and solicitude of a humane mother, fell a sacrifice to thy gluttony. My

new laid eggs enriched thy pancakes, puddings, and custards; and all thy

most delicious fare. And I was ready myself at any time, to lay down my

life to support thine, but the third part of a day. Had I been a man,

and a hangman, and been commanded by authority to take away thy life for

a crime that deserved death, I would have performed my office with

reluctance, and with the shortest, and the least pain or insult, to thee

possible. How much more if a wise providence had so ordered it, that

thou hadst been my proper and delicious food, as I am thine? I speak not

this to move thy compassion, who hast none for thy own offspring, or for

the wife of thy bosom, nor to prolong my own life, which through thy

most brutal usage of me, is past recovery, and a burden to me; nor yet

to teach thee humanity for the future. I know thee to have neither a

head, a heart, nor a hand to show mercy; neither brains, nor bowels, nor

grace, to hearken to reason, or to restrain thee from any folly. I

appeal from thy cruel and relentless heart to a future judgment;

certainly there will be one sometime, when the meanest creature of God

shall have justice done it, even against proud and savage man, its lord;

and surely our cause will then be heard, since, at present, we have none

to judge betwixt us. O, that some good Christian would cause this my

first, and last speech to be printed, and published through the nation.

Perhaps the legislature may not think it beneath them to take our sad

case into consideration. Who can tell but some faint remains of common

sense among the vulgar themselves, may be excited by a suffering dying

fellow-creature’s last words, to find out a more good-natured exercise

for their youth, than this which hardens their hearts, and taints their

morals? But I find myself spent with speaking. And now villain, take

good aim, let fly thy truncheon, and despatch at one _manly_ stroke, the

remaining life of a miserable mortal, who is utterly unable to resist,

or fly from thee.” Alas! he heeded not. She sunk down, and died

immediately, without another blow. Reader, farewell! but learn

compassion towards an innocent creature, that has, at least, as quick a

sense of pain as thyself.

This article is extracted from the “Gentleman’s Magazine,” for the year

1749. It appeals to the feelings and the judgment, and is therefore

inserted here, lest one reader should need a dissuasive against the

cruelty of torturing a poor animal on Shrove Tuesday.

Hens were formerly thrown at, as cocks are still, in some places.

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