FISH IN WINTER

In hard frosts holes must be broken in the ice that forms upon fish

ponds, or the fish will die. It is pleasing to watch the finny tenants

rising half torpid beneath a new-formed hole for the benefit of the air.

Ice holes should be kept open during the frost: one hole to a pond is

sufficient.

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At Logan or Port Nessock in Wigtownshire, North Britain, a large

_saltwater_ pond was formed for Cod in 1800. It is a basin of 30 feet in

depth, and 160 feet in circumference, hewn out from the solid rock, and

communicating with the sea by one of those fissures which are common to

bold and precipitous coasts. Attached to it is a neat Gothic cottage for

the accommodation of the fisherman, and the rock is surmounted all round

by a substantial stone wall at least 300 feet in circumference. In every

state of the wind or tide, winter and summer, when not a single boat

dare venture to sea, Colonel M‘Dowal can command a supply of the finest

fish, and study at his leisure the instincts and habits of the “finny

nations,” with at least all the accuracy of those sage naturalists, who

rarely travel farther than Exeter ’Change. From the inner or back door

of the lodge, a winding stair-way conducts to the usual halting place--a

large flat stone projecting into the water, and commanding a view of

every part of the aquatic prison. When the tide is out, this stone is

left completely dry, and here a stranger perceives with surprise, a

hundred mouths simultaneously opened to greet his arrival.

The moment the fisherman crosses his threshold, the pond is agitated by

the action of some hundred fins, and otherwise thrown into a state of

anarchy and confusion. Darting from this, that, and the other corner,

the whole population move as it were to a common centre, elevate their

snouts, lash their tails, and jostle one another with such violence,

that on a first view they actually seem to be menacing an attack on the

poor fisherman, in place of the creel full of limpets he carries. Many

of the fish are so tame, that they will feed greedily from the hand, and

bite your fingers into the bargain, if you are foolish enough to allow

them; while others again are so shy, that the fisherman discourses of

their _different tempers_, as a thing quite as palpable as the gills

they breathe, or the fins they move by. One gigantic cod, which seems to

answer to the name of “Tom,” and may well be described as the patriarch

of the pond, forcibly arrests attention. This unfortunate, who passed

his youth in the open sea, was taken prisoner at the age of five, and

has since sojourned at Port Nessock, for the long period of twelve

years, during all which time he has gradually increased in bulk and

weight. He is now wholly blind from age or disease, and he has no chance

whatever in the general scramble. The fisherman, however, is very kind

to him, and it is affecting as well as curious, to see the huge animal

raise himself in the water; and then resting his head on the flat stone,

allow it to be gently patted or stroked, gaping all the while to implore

that food which he has no other means of obtaining. In this pond, cod

appears to be the prevailing species; there are also blochin or glassin,

haddocks, flounders, and various other kinds. Salmon, which at spawning

time visit the highest rivers, could not of course obey their instincts

here, and accordingly there is only one specimen of this favourite fish

in the pond at present. As the fisherman remarked, “he is far _soupler_

than any o’ the rest,” and by virtue of this one quality, chases, bites,

and otherwise annoys a whole battalion of gigantic cod, that have only,

one would think, to open their mouths and swallow him. To supply them

with food is an important part of the fisherman’s duty; and with this

view, he must ply the net, and heave the line, during two or three days

of every week. He has also to renew the stock, when the pond appears to

be getting thin, from the contributions levied on it by the cook.

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A letter from Cairo, in a journal of January 1824, contains a whimsical

exemplification of Turkish manners in the provinces, and the absurdity

of attempting to honour distant authorities, by the distinctions of

civil society. A diploma of honorary member of the Society of Frankfort

was presented to the Pacha, at the divan (or council.) The Pacha, who

can neither read nor write, thought it was a _firman_ (despatch) from

the Porte. He was much surprised and alarmed; but the interpreter

explained to him that it was written in the _Nemptchee_ (German)

language, contained the thanks of the _ulemas_ (scholars) of a German

city named Frankfort, for his kindness to two _Nemptchee_ travelling in

Egypt.

But the most difficult part was yet to come; it was to explain to him

that he had been appointed a _member_ of their society; and the Turkish

language having no word for this purely European idea, the interpreter,

after many hesitations and circumlocutions, at last succeeded in

explaining, “that as a mark of respect and gratitude, the society had

made him one of their _partners_.” At these words the eyes of the Pacha

flashed with anger, and with a voice of thunder he roared that he would

never again be the _partner_ of any firm; that his _partnership_ with

Messrs. Briggs and Co. in the Indian trade, cost him nearly 500,000 hard

piasters; that the association for the manufactory of sugar and rum paid

him nothing at all; and, in short, that he was completely tired of his

connections with Frank merchants, who were indebted to him 23,000,000 of

piasters, which he considered as completely lost. In his rage, he even

threatened to have the interpreter drowned in the Nile, for having

presumed to make offer of a mercantile connection, against his positive

orders.

The poor interpreter was confounded, and unable to utter a word in his

defence. At this critical moment, however, Messrs. Fernandez, Pambonc,

and others who have access to the Pacha, interposed; and it was some

time before they could reduce his Highness to reason; his passion had

thrown him into an hysterical hiccup. When his Highness was a little

recovered, Mr. Fernandez endeavoured to explain to him that there was no

question about business: that the _ulemas_ of Frankfort were possessed

of no stock but _books_, and had no capital. “So much the worse,”

replied the Pacha; “then they are _sahhaftehi_, (booksellers,) who carry

on their business without money, like the Franks at Cairo and

Alexandria.” “Oh, no, they are no _sahhaftehi_, but _ulemas_, _kiatibs_,

(authors,) physicians, _philoussoufs_, &c., who are only engaged in

science.” “Well,” said he, “and what am I then to do in their society;

I, a Pacha of three horse tails?” “Nothing at all, your Highness, like

perhaps most of the members of their society, but by receiving you into

their society, these gentlemen intended to show you their respect and

gratitude.” “That is a strange custom, indeed,” cried the Pacha, “to

show respect to a person by telling or writing to him in funny

letters--_you are worthy of being one of us_.” “But this _is_ the

custom,” added Divan Effendi (his Secretary.) “Your _Happiness_ knows

that the _friends_ (Franks) have many customs different from ours, and

often such as are very ridiculous. For instance, if they wish to salute

a person, they bare their heads, and scrape with their right foot

backwards; instead of sitting down comfortably on a sofa to rest

themselves, they sit on little wooden chairs, as if they were about to

be shaved: they eat the _pillao_ with spoons, and the meat with

_pincers_; but what seems most laughable is, that they humbly kiss the

hands of their women, who, instead of the _yashmak_, (veil,) carry straw

baskets on their heads; and that they mix sugar and milk with their

coffee.” This last sally set the whole assembly (his Highness excepted)

in a roar of laughter. Among those who stood near the fountain in the

middle of the hall, several exclaimed with respect to the coffee with

sugar and milk, _Kiafirler_! (Ah, ye infidels!)

In the end the Pacha was pacified, and “All’s well that ends well;” but

it had been better, it seems, if, according to the customs of the east,

the society of Frankfort had sent the Pacha the unquestionable civility

of a present, that he could have applied to some use.

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