CHAPTER XXVIII.

Nature's holiday--Through wonderful country--Brown negroes a libel

on mankind--The wild-flower state--The black problem--A piebald

flirt--The hippopotamus and the flea--A narrow escape--The home of

the swamp-gobblin--Is the moon a fraud?

IN the morning everything had changed. Vegetation was tropical. Black

men had supplanted brown. Occasional tracts of rich meadow, with

splendid cattle and large-framed horses wading about among the pasture,

alternated with brakes of luxuriant foliage concealing the streams that

flowed through them, while fields of cotton in lusty leaf, gigantic

maize, and league after league of corn stubble, showed how fertile the

negro found his land. And the wild flowers--but what can I say more

about them? They seemed even more beautiful than before.

There is something very striking and suggestive in these impressive

efforts of Nature to command, at recurring intervals, a recurring

homage. Thus, for one interval of the year the rhododendron holds an

undivided empire over the densely-wooded slopes of the great Himalayan

mountains in India. All the other beauties of mountain and valley

are forgotten for that interval of lovely despotism, and every one

who can, goes up to see "the rhododendrons in bloom." Nature is very

fond of such "tours de force," thinking, it may be, that men who see

her every-day marvels and grow accustomed to them require now and

then some extra-ordinary display, like the special festivals of the

ancient Church, to evoke periodically an extraordinary homage. Lest

the migration of creatures should cease to be a thing of wonder to us,

Nature organizes once in a way a monster excursion, sometimes of rats,

sometimes of deer, but most frequently of birds, to remind man of the

marvellous instinct that draws the animal world from place to place or

from zone to zone. For the same reason, perchance, she ever and again

drives butterflies in clouds from off the land out on to the open sea,

and, that the perpetual miracle of Spring may not pall upon us, she

gives the world in succession such breadths and tones of colour that

even the callous stop to admire the sudden gold of the meadows, the

hawthorn lying like snowdrifts along the country, the bridal attire of

the chestnuts, or the blue levels of wild hyacinth. As the priestess of

a prodigious cult, Nature decrees at regular intervals, for the delight

and discipline of humanity, a public festa, or universal holiday, to

which the whole world may go free, and wonder at the profusion of her

beauties.

The track was, in places, very poor indeed, the cars jumping so much

as to make travelling detestable and travellers "sea-sick." And

then Dallas, with an execrable breakfast, and away again into the

wonderful country, with cattle perpetually wandering on to the track

and refusing to hear the warning shriek of the engine. The country was

richly timbered with oak and willow and walnut, with park-like tracts

intervening of undulating grassland. Here the stock wandered about in

herds as they chose, and except for a chance tent, or a shanty knocked

together with old packing-cases and canvas, there was no sign of

human population. But in the timbered country every clearing had the

commencement of a settlement, the tumble-down rickety habitation with

which the African, if left to his own inclinations, is content. And

wonderfully picturesque they looked, too, these efforts at colonization

in the middle of the forests, with the creepers swinging branches of

scarlet blossoms from the trees, and the foliage of the plantains,

maize and sugar-cane brightening the sombre forest depths. But the heat

must be prodigious, and so must the mosquitoes.

It was Sunday, and after their kind the children of Ham were taking

"rest." Parties of negresses all dressed in the whitest of white, with

bright-coloured handkerchiefs on their heads, or hats trimmed with

gaudy ribands and flowers, and sometimes wearing, believe me, gloves,

were promenading in the jungle with their hulking, insolent-mannered

beaux. They looked like gorillas masquerading. In his native country

I sincerely like the negro. But here in America I regret to find him

unlovely. I am told that individual negroes have done wonders. I know

they have. But this does not alter my prejudice. I think the brownish

American negro of to-day is the most deplorable libel on the human

race that I have ever encountered. And I cannot help fearing that

America has a serious problem growing into existence in the South. The

brown-black population is there formulating for itself, apart from

white supervision, ideas of self-government, morality, "independence,"

and even religion, that may make any future intervention of a better

class a difficult matter, or may eventuate in the contemporary

growth of two sharply-defined castes of society. I find the opinion

universally entertained in America that the brownish-black man is not

a sound or creditable basis for a community, and now that I have seen

in what numbers and what prosperity he has established himself in the

South, I cannot but think that he may be found in the future an awkward

factor in the body politic and social.

The country in fact appears to be breeding helots as fast as it can for

the perplexity of the next generation.

To the north of us as we travelled was a large Indian reservation, and

at more than one station I saw them crouching about the building. But I

should not have mentioned them had it not been that I saw a white man

trying to buy a cradle from a squaw. He offered $20 for it, but she

would not even turn her head to look at the money. It is quite possible

that the mother thought he was bargaining for the papoose as well as

the cradle. But I was assured that these women sometimes expend an

incredible amount of labour and indeed (for Indians) of money also upon

their papoose-panniers. One case was vouched for of an offer of $120

being refused, the Indians stating that there were $80 worth of beads

upon the work of art, and that it had taken eleven years to complete.

How beautiful Texas is! And what a future it has! For half a day and

a night we have been traversing grazing-land, and for half a day

fine timber growing in a soil of intense fertility. And now for half

a day we are in a pine country, sometimes with wide levels of turf

spreading out among the trees, sometimes with oak and walnut so thickly

intermingled with the pines that the whole forms a magnificent forest.

Passion-flowers entangle all the lower undergrowth, and up the dead

trees climbs that fine scarlet creeper which is such an ornament of

well-ordered gardens of some English country houses. But here in Texas

the people, as usual, have not had time yet to think of adornments,

and their ugly shanties therefore remain bare and wooden. They are of

course only ugly in themselves, that is to say, in material, shape, and

condition, for their surroundings are delightful and location perfect.

There is of course a good deal of "the poetry of malaria," as I heard a

charming lady say, about some of these sites. For it is impossible to

avoid the suspicion of agues and fevers in those splendid clearings,

with the rich foliage mobbing each patch of cotton, grapes, or maize.

Whenever we happen to slacken pace near one of them an interesting

glimpse of local life is caught. Negroidal women come to the doors or

suddenly stand up in the middle of the crops in which, working, they

were unperceived. From the undergrowth, the ditches, and from behind

fences, appear dusky children, numbers of them, a swart infantry that

seems to me to fill the future with perplexity. Are these swarms going

to grow up a credit to the country? Have they it in their breed to be

fit companions in progress of the progeny of the best European stocks?

The abundance of wild life, too, is very noticeable. Wherever we stop

we become aware of countless butterflies and insects busy among the

foliage, and the voices of strange birds resound from the forest depths.

But other sites appear to me perfection. Take Marshall for instance,

or Jefferson. Which is the more beautiful of the two? Some of the

"commercial" settlements, just beginning life with a railway-station,

six drug stores, and seven saloons, have situations that ought to have

been reserved for honeymoon Edens. They are "hard" places. Law as yet

there is none except revolver law, and that is pitiless and sudden and

wicked. For Texas, the beautiful flower state, blessed with turf and

blessed with pines, has still the stern commencements of American life

before it--that rapid, fierce process of civilization which begins with

cards and whisky and murder, which finds its first protection in the

"Vigilantes" who hold their grim tribunals under the roadside trees,

but which suddenly one day wrenches itself, as it were, from its bad,

lawless past, and takes its first firm step on the high road to order

and prosperity and the world's respect. For every intelligent traveller

these ragged, half-savage, settlements should have a great significance

and interest. Before he dies they may be Chicagos or San Franciscos.

And these men, with their mouths full of oaths and revolvers on their

hips, are the fathers of those future cities. They will have no

immortality though in the gratitude of posterity. For they will shoot

each other of in those saloons, or the Rangers will shoot them down on

the flower prairies beyond the forests. But they will have done their

work nevertheless. Nature in every part of her scheme proceeds on the

same system of building foundations upon ruins. Whole nations have to

be killed off when they have prepared and preserved the ground as it

were for those that are to follow. Whether they are nations of men,

or of beasts, or of plants, she uses them in exactly the same way.

Everything must subserve the ultimate end.

But I did not intend to moralize. The negress waiter at Longview (where

we dine very badly) reminds me how practical life should be. She never

stops to moralize. On the contrary, she just stands by the window,

swallowing all the peaches and fragments of pudding that the travellers

leave on their plates. Two he negroes wait upon us. But it looks as if

they were there to feed the negress rather than to feed us. For they

keep rushing in with full dishes to us and rushing off with the half

empty ones to her. And there she stands omnivorous, insatiable, black.

Everything that is brought to her of a sweet kind she swallows. Not as

if she enjoyed it, but as if she must. It was like throwing things into

a sink. She never filled up.

And then, through the splendid tropical country, to Marshall. I must

return to Marshall, Texas, some day and be disillusioned, or else I

shall go down to my grave accusing myself of having passed Paradise in

the train, and not "stopped off" there. What an exasperating reflection

for a deathbed! I should never forgive myself. But perhaps it is not

so beautiful as it seems. In any case studies "from the life" would

be immensely interesting. I caught a few glimpses which entertained

me prodigiously. There was the negro dandy walking painfully in

patent-leather boots that were made for some man with ordinary feet,

with a fan in his hand and a large flower in his button-hole, an old

stove-pipe hat on his head, and a very corpulent handleless umbrella

under his arm. There was another, similarly caparisoned, escorting

three belles for a walk in the neighbouring jungle, the ladies all

wearing white cloth gloves and black cloth boots that squelched out

spaciously as they put their feet down. And alas! there was the black

coquette, with her bunch of crimson flowers behind her ear, her black

satin skirt and white muslin jacket, her parasol of black satin

lined with crimson--and how she flirts up the green slope, with a

half-acre smile on her face! She looks back at every other step to see

which, if any, of the black men, or the brown, or the yellow, on the

station platform is going to follow her expansive charms, and so she

disappears, this piebald siren, into the groves, her parasol flashing

back Parthian gleams of crimson as she goes. But every one, man, woman,

or child, black, brown, or yellow, was a study, so I must go back to

Marshall some day.

At present, however, we are whirling away again through the lovely

woodland, and the whole afternoon passes in an unbroken panorama of

forest views, with great glades of meadow breaking away to right and

left, and patches of maize and cotton suddenly interrupting the stately

procession of timber. And then Jefferson. Is Jefferson more prettily

situated than Marshall? I cannot say. But Jefferson lies back among

the trees with an interval of orchard and corn-land between it and the

railway line, and looks a very charming retreat indeed. A fat negro

comes on board on duty of some kind connected with the brake, and

a witty little half-breed boy comes on after him. The fat negro is

the brown boy's butt. And he nearly bursts with wrath at the hybrid

urchin's chaff, and threatens, between gasps, a retaliation that cannot

find utterance in words. But the brown boy is relentless, and though

the train is rapidly increasing in its speed, he clings to the step and

taunts the negro who dare not leave his look-out post. But he knows

very well where the fat man will get off, and suddenly, with a parting

personality, the little wretch drops off the step, just as a ripe apple

might drop off a branch. And then the fat man has to get off. The speed

is really dangerous, but he climbs down the steps backwards, thinking

apparently only of his tormentor, and still breathing forth fire and

slaughter; and then lets go. Is he killed? Not a bit of it. He lands on

his feet without apparently even jarring his obese person, and when we

look back, we see that he is already throwing stones at the small boy,

whose batteries are replying briskly. I wonder if the hippopotamus ever

caught the flea? And if he did, what he did to him?

And I remember how the Somali boys in Aden used to drive the bo'sun to

the verge of despair by clambering on to the ship and pretending not to

see him working his way round towards them with a rope's end behind his

back, and how at the very last moment, almost as the arm was raised to

strike, the young monkeys used to drop off backwards into the sea, like

snails off a wall.

But is this Bengal or Texas that we are traveling through? The

vegetation about us is almost that of suburban Calcutta, and the heat,

the damp steamy heat of low-lying land, might be the Soonderbuns. And

here befell an adventure. We were nearing Atalanta. The train was on a

down grade and going very fast indeed, perhaps half a mile a minute. I

was sitting on my seat in the Pullman with the table up in front of me

and reading. At the other end of the car was a lady with some children

sitting with their backs to me. Further off, but also with his back to

me, was the conductor. Each "section" of a car has two windows. The

one at my left elbow had the blind drawn down. The other had not. On a

sudden at my ear, as it seemed, there was a report as of a rifle; the

thick double glass of the window in front of me flew into fragments all

over me, and the woodwork fell in splinters upon my book. I instantly

pulled up the blind of the other window and looked out to see who had

"fired." But of course at the speed we were going, there was no one in

sight. I called out to the conductor that some one had fired through

the window. He had not heard the explosion, nor had the lady. So their

surprise was considerable. And while I was looking in the woodwork

for the bullet I expected to find, the conductor picked off my table

a railway spike! Some wretch had thrown it at the passing train, and

the great velocity at which we were travelling gave the missile all

the deadly force of a bullet. "An inch more towards the centre of the

window, sir, and you might have been killed," said the brakeman. A

look at the splintered woodwork, and the bullet-like groove which the

sharp-pointed abomination had cut for itself, was suffcient to assure

me that he was right. But think of the atrocious character of such

mischief. The man who did it probably never thought of hurting any one.

And yet he narrowly missed having a horrible crime on his head. "If

we could have stopped the train and caught him, we would have lynched

him," said the conductor. "A year or two ago a miscreant threw a corn

cob into a window, very near this spot too. It struck a lady, breaking

her cheek bone, and bursting the ball of her left eye. We stopped the

train, caught the man, and hanged him by the side of the track then and

there."

And then Atalanta, in a country that is very beautiful, but with that

poetry of malaria which suggests a peril in such beauty. And gradually

the land becomes swampy, and the old trees, hung with moss, stand

ankle-deep in brown stagnant water. The glades are all pools, and

where-ever a vista opens, there is a long bayou stretching down between

aisles of sombre trees. It is wonderful in its unnatural beauty, this

forest standing in a lagoon. The world was like this when the Deluge

was subsiding. There is a mysterious silence about the gloomy trees.

Not a bird lives among them. But in the sullen water, there are turtles

moving, and now and then a snake makes a moment's ripple on the dull

pools. Sunlight never strikes in, and as I looked, I could not help

remembering all the horrors of the slave-hunt, and the murder at the

end of it, in the dark depths of some such horrid brake as these we

pass. What a spot for legends to gather round! Has no one ever invented

the swamp-goblin?

For an hour and more we pass through this eerie country, and then

comes a change to higher land with a splendid growth of pine and

walnut and oak all healthily rooted in dry ground. But towards evening

we come again into the swamps, and the sun goes down rosy-red behind

the water-logged trees, till their trunks stand out black against

the ruddy sky and the pools about their feet take strange tints of

copper and purpled bronze. And suddenly we flash across the track

of the narrow-gauge line to New Orleans--and such a sight! The line

pierces an avenue, straight as an arrow, for miles and miles through

the belt of forest. On either side along the track lie ditches filled

with water. But to-night the ditches seem filled with logwood dye, and

the wonderful vista through the deep green trees is closed as with a

curtain, by the crimson west!

It was only a glimpse we got of it, but as long as I live I shall never

forget it, the most marvellous sight of all my life.

No, not even sunrise upon the Himalayas, nor the moonlight on the

palm-garden in Mauritius--two miracles of simple loveliness that are

beyond words--could surpass that glimpse through the Texan forest. It

was not in the least like this earth. Beyond that crimson curtain might

have been heaven, or there might have been hell. But I am not content

to believe that it was merely Louisiana.

And now comes Texakharna with its sweltering Zanzibar heat, but an

admirable supper to put us into good humour, and a beautiful moonlight

to sit and smoke in. If the sunset was weird, the moonlight was

positively goblinish. Such gloom! Not darkness remember, but gloom,

blacker than darkness, and yet never absolutely impenetrable. At least

so it seemed, and the fire-flies, flickering in thousands above the

undergrowth and up among the invisible branches, helped the fancy.

And the frogs! Was there ever, even in India in "the rains," such a

prodigious chorus of batrachians? And the katydids! Surely they were

all gone mad together. But it was a delightful ride. Sometimes in the

clearings we caught glimpses of negro parties, the white dresses of the

women glancing in and out along the paths, and the sound of singing

coming from the huts in the corners of the maize-patches.

Here at the corner of a clearing stands a cottage, a regular fairy-tale

cottage "by the wood," and in the moonlight it looked as if, "really

and truly," the walls were made of toffy and the roof was plum-cake. At

any rate there were great pumpkins on the roof, just such pumpkins as

those in which Cinderella (after they had turned into coaches) drove

to the Prince's ball. And I would bet my last dollar on it that the

lizards that turned into horses were there too, and the rats, and in

the marsh close by you might have a large choice of frogs to change

into coachmen.

And yet, I cannot help thinking, there is a good deal of false

sentiment expended upon the moon, the result of a demoralizing humility

which science has taught the inhabitants of "the planet we call Earth."

We are for ever being warned by our teachers against the sin of pride,

and being told that the universe is full of "Earths" just as good as

ours, and perhaps better. We are not, they say, to fancy that our own

world is something very special, for it is only a little ball, spinning

round and round in the firmament, among a number of other balls which

are so superior to it that if our own insignificant orange came in

contact with them we should get the worst of the collision. Nor are

we to fancy that the moon is our private property, and grumble at her

shabbiness, as our planetary betters have a superior claim to their

share of her, and this sphere of ours ought to be very thankful for as

much of the luminary as it gets.

Now, to my thinking, there is something distinctly degrading in this

view. Englishmen maintain patriotically that Great Britain is the

Queen of the Sea; why, then, should not we Earthians, with a larger

patriotism, say that our planet is the best planet of the kind in the

firmament, and, putting on one side all petty territorial distinctions,

boldly challenge the supremacy of the Universe itself? Depend upon it,

if any presumptuous moon-men or Jupiterites were to descend to Earth

and begin to boast, they would be very soon put down, and I do not see,

therefore, why we should not at once call upon all the other stars

and comets to salute our flag whenever we sail past them on the high

seas of the Empyrean. As it is, we are taught timidity by science, and

told that whenever a filibustering comet or meteor--the pirates and

privateers of the skies--comes along our way we are to expect instant

combustion, or something worse. Why are they not made to drop their

colours by a shot across their bows? or why, when we next see a meteor

bearing down upon us, should we not steer straight at it, and, using

Chimborazo or Mount Everest, or the dome of St. Paul's, or the Capitol

at Washington as a ram, sink the rascal? A broadside from our volcanic

batteries, Etna and Hecla, Vesuvius, Erebus, and the rest would soon

settle the matter, and we should probably hear no more for a long time

to come of these black-flagged craft who go cruising about to the

annoyance of honest planets. The same unbecoming apprehensions are

entertained with regard to the moon. Yet it is absurd that we should be

afraid of her. The Earth, by its velocity and weight, could butt the

moon into space or smash her into all her original fragments, could

bombard her with volcanoes, or put an earthquake under her and make a

ruin of her, or turn the Atlantic on to her and put her out. The moon

is really our own property, something between a pump and a night light,

and, if the truth must be told, not very good as either. Twice a day

she is supposed to raise the water of our oceans, but we have often

had to complain of her irregularity; and every night she ought to be

available for lighting people home to their beds, but seldom is. As a

rule, our nights are very dark indeed, owing to her non-attendance;

and even when she is on duty the arrangements she makes for keeping

clouds off her face are most defective. If the Earth were to be half as

irregular in the duties which she has to perform there would soon be

a stoppage of everything, collisions at all the junctions, accidents

at the level crossings, planets telescoped in every direction, and

passengers and satellites much shaken, if not seriously injured. But

the Earth is business-like and practical, and sets an example to those

other denizens of the firmament which are perpetually breaking out in

eruptions, getting off the track, and going about in disorderly gangs

to the public annoyance. Why, then, we ask, ought our planet to be

for ever taking off its hat to the flat-faced old moon, who is always

trying to show off with borrowed light, makes such a monstrous secret

of her "other side," is perpetually being snubbed by eclipses, and made

fun of by stars that go and get occultated by her?

But there are objections to discarding the luminary, for it is never a

graceful act to turn off an old dependant, and, besides, the moon is

about as economical a contrivance as we could have for keeping up the

normal average of lunatics, giving dogs something to bark at by night

when they cannot see anything else, and affording us an opportunity of

showing that respect for antiquities which is so becoming.

But what business the Man in the Moon has there, remains to be

decided; and who gave him permission to go collecting firewood in

our moon, remains to be seen. For it is well to remember that a very

distinguished French savant has proved that the moon is the private

property of the Earth. We used, he says, to do very well without a moon

once upon a time; but going along on our orbit one day, we picked up

the present luminary--then a mere vagabond, a disreputable vagrant mass

of matter, with no visible means of subsistence--"and shall, perhaps,

in the future pick up other moons in the same way." As a matter of fact

then, he declares the moon to be a dependant of our Earth, and says

that if we were selfishly to withdraw our "attraction" from it, the

poor old luminary would tumble into space, and never be able to stop

herself, or, worse still, might come into collision with some wandering

comet or other, and get blown up entirely. We ought, therefore, to

think kindly of the faithful old creature; but we should not, all the

same, allow any length of service to blind us to the actual relations

between her and ourselves--much less to make us frightened of the moon.

But the man in the moon should be seen to. He is either there or he is

not. If he is, he ought to pay taxes: and if he is not, he has no right

to go on pretending that he is.

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