Love’s arrows are tipped with a dollar or two,
And affection is gain’d by a dollar or two;
The best aid you can meet in advancing your suit,
Is the eloquent chink of a dollar or two.
Would you wish your existence with faith to imbue,
And enrol in the ranks of the sanctified few?
To enjoy a good name and a well-cushion’d pew,
You must freely come down with a dollar or two.