ILLUSTRATED

SAINT PAUL

J. E. HAYNES, Publisher

1921

COPYRIGHT 1920

THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY

COPYRIGHT 1921

EMERSON HOUGH

[Illustration: "Maw"]

Times has changed, says Maw to herself, says she. Things ain't like what

they used to be. Time was when I worked from sunup to sundown, and we

didn't have no daylight-saving contraptions on the old clock, neither.

The girls was too little then, and I done all the work myself--cooking,

sweeping, washing and ironing, suchlike. I never got to church Sundays

because I had to stay home and get the Sunday dinner. Like enough they'd

bring the preacher home to dinner. You got to watch chicken--it won't

cook itself. Weekdays was one like another, and except for shoveling

snow and carrying more coal I never knew when summer quit and winter

come. There was no movies them days--a theater might come twice a

winter, or sometimes a temperance lecturer that showed a picture of the

inside of a drunkard's stomach, all redlike and awful. We didn't have

much other entertainment. Of course we had church sociables now and

then, or a surprise party on someone. Either way, the fun no more than

paid for the extra cooking. I never seen nothing or went nowhere, and if

when I was down town after the groceries I'd 'a' stepped into the drug

store and bought me a lemonade--and they didn't have no nut sundaes

then--they'd of had me up before the church for frivolous conduct.

Of course Paw kicks about the crops and prices, but I've been living

with Paw forty years, and I dunno as I can remember a time when he

didn't kick. He kicks now on the wages he pays these city boys that come

out to farm; says they're no good at all. But somehow or other, things

gets raised. I notice the last few years we somehow have had more

clothes and things, and more money in the bank. When Paw bought the

automobile he didn't ask the minister if it was right, and he didn't

have to ask the bank for a consent, neither. Cynthy's back from

college, and it's all paid for somehow. Jimmy's in a mail-order store

in Chicago. I've got a girl to help me that calls herself a maid, which

is all right enough, though we used to call Judge Harmsworth's help a

girl and let it go at that, law me! My other girls, Hattie and Roweny,

are big enough to help a lot, and Paw reasons with them considerable

about it. I've always been so used to work that I think I can do it

better myself. I always like to do for my children.

But Paw, ever since I married him, has been one of those energetics.

They call him an aggressive business man. Some of them call him a

dominant man, because of his whiskers, though he knows well enough about

how scared of him I am. Only time I ever was scared of Paw was when he

got the car. I thought he would break his fool neck and kill Roweny,

that had clim in with him. He did break down the fence in front of the

house and run over the flower beds and all.

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